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Front door sneks...
« on: Tue, 26 June 2018, 05:51:56 »
So apparently I have my very own front door snek.....


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Does anyone know what kind of snek this is? **** I hope it does not try to come inside.

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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 26 June 2018, 06:46:29 »
Free pet snek..

//Awesome..

They sell these things for $200 in murica pet store..

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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 26 June 2018, 06:50:26 »
Free pet snek..

//Awesome..

They sell these things for $200 in murica pet store..


U SRS? I literally have to pay someone to remove it, but I think its a python or some **** so I will just wait for it to leave.

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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 26 June 2018, 06:55:36 »
IDK, what snek it is..  But i know even the tiny pet store ones sell for $200..

Dat's keeb lvl money. !!

Doesn't even come with free box, or a month of food or nothin' like pet mice..

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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 26 June 2018, 06:57:15 »
IDK, what snek it is..  But i know even the tiny pet store ones sell for $200..

Dat's keeb lvl money. !!


My wife's dad used to breed sneks, he made a lot of money from it.


I feel like the wild ones probably make bad pets.

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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 26 June 2018, 08:33:34 »
IDK, what snek it is..  But i know even the tiny pet store ones sell for $200..

Dat's keeb lvl money. !!


My wife's dad used to breed sneks, he made a lot of money from it.


I feel like the wild ones probably make bad pets.

I think as long as you get them small,  they can become docile..

But  if you get them bigger,  they're more feral

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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 26 June 2018, 09:43:24 »
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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 26 June 2018, 09:47:27 »
if that's a western brown snake (are you in WA?), then you better stay tf away mate
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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #8 on: Tue, 26 June 2018, 10:08:42 »
There's a family of gray rat snakes in my area that like the heat coming from the kitchen window and living room window. I guess they ran out of rats to eat. Huzzah.


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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 26 June 2018, 11:15:57 »
There's a family of gray rat snakes in my area that like the heat coming from the kitchen window and living room window. I guess they ran out of rats to eat. Huzzah.

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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #10 on: Tue, 26 June 2018, 12:04:20 »
There's a family of gray rat snakes in my area that like the heat coming from the kitchen window and living room window. I guess they ran out of rats to eat. Huzzah.

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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #11 on: Tue, 26 June 2018, 14:21:47 »
There's a family of gray rat snakes in my area that like the heat coming from the kitchen window and living room window. I guess they ran out of rats to eat. Huzzah.

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the snek^

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this snek be all like,  omg they're having turkey.. !!

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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #12 on: Tue, 26 June 2018, 14:32:51 »
That's the final and winning argument that makes you prefer homing bars.  :cool:  :cool: :thumb:

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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #13 on: Tue, 26 June 2018, 17:59:33 »
**** off w/ your snek doggo borko trashpanda "I had a ****in stroke so I talk like a 2 year old" bull****

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« Reply #14 on: Tue, 26 June 2018, 18:15:35 »
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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #15 on: Tue, 26 June 2018, 18:16:43 »
**** off w/ your snek doggo borko trashpanda "I had a ****in stroke so I talk like a 2 year old" bull****

Look, its a pupperino
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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #16 on: Wed, 27 June 2018, 10:22:40 »
**** off w/ your snek doggo borko trashpanda "I had a ****in stroke so I talk like a 2 year old" bull****

Y you so happay noisyturdo?  You did me a fright!

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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #17 on: Wed, 27 June 2018, 10:29:17 »
So apparently I have my very own front door snek.....


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Does anyone know what kind of snek this is? **** I hope it does not try to come inside.

I agree with csmertx. Looks like a rat snake. And unlike what TP posted, these guys don't go for $200. Maybe $20 unless it's a morph (rare/different coloration). Odds are a wild snake is not a morph though.

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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #18 on: Wed, 27 June 2018, 12:31:54 »
Straya has very different reptiles, as I recall.
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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #19 on: Wed, 27 June 2018, 12:52:06 »
So apparently I have my very own front door snek.....


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Does anyone know what kind of snek this is? **** I hope it does not try to come inside.

I agree with csmertx. Looks like a rat snake. And unlike what TP posted, these guys don't go for $200. Maybe $20 unless it's a morph (rare/different coloration). Odds are a wild snake is not a morph though.

I only had $12 that day at the pet store, it was only enough for a few gold fish, or mice..

There were no sneks in the store under $200

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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #20 on: Wed, 27 June 2018, 13:05:07 »
So apparently I have my very own front door snek.....


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Does anyone know what kind of snek this is? **** I hope it does not try to come inside.

I agree with csmertx. Looks like a rat snake. And unlike what TP posted, these guys don't go for $200. Maybe $20 unless it's a morph (rare/different coloration). Odds are a wild snake is not a morph though.

I only had $12 that day at the pet store, it was only enough for a few gold fish, or mice..

There were no sneks in the store under $200


I was just showing off the snake I saw out the kitchen window a few years ago. I know to stay away from lime green snakes, fat snakes, and noisey snakes. Straya would kill me in five minutes lol
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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #21 on: Wed, 27 June 2018, 17:00:58 »
Straya has very different reptiles, as I recall.
Just assume that everything over there is maximally venomous and is out to kill you and everyone you know and you're probably right a majority of times.
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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #22 on: Wed, 27 June 2018, 19:03:11 »
Straya has very different reptiles, as I recall.
Just assume that everything over there is maximally venomous and is out to kill you and everyone you know and you're probably right a majority of times.

But day haz all dem skinny snow bunnies.. ??

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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #23 on: Fri, 29 June 2018, 04:20:12 »
Fanpeeps, move to a country with normal wildlife ffs (i.e. none) D:!

Where would I go?

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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #24 on: Fri, 29 June 2018, 04:20:45 »
if that's a western brown snake (are you in WA?), then you better stay tf away mate

Nah central QLD, showed a workmate and she said it wasn't dangerous.

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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #25 on: Fri, 29 June 2018, 04:23:03 »
So apparently I have my very own front door snek.....


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Does anyone know what kind of snek this is? **** I hope it does not try to come inside.

I agree with csmertx. Looks like a rat snake. And unlike what TP posted, these guys don't go for $200. Maybe $20 unless it's a morph (rare/different coloration). Odds are a wild snake is not a morph though.

It may have been a childrens python.

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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #26 on: Fri, 29 June 2018, 04:25:39 »
So I stumbled upon this video, I will never be getting blind drunk at Lake Moondarra ever again.


tl;dr it is a snake eating a crocodile

Like literally was going to go there to get pissed on Tuesday, nope not any more.

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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #27 on: Fri, 29 June 2018, 04:40:57 »
Fanpeeps, move to a country with normal wildlife ffs (i.e. none) D:!

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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #28 on: Fri, 29 June 2018, 04:51:56 »
Fanpeeps, move to a country with normal wildlife ffs (i.e. none) D:!

Where would I go?
You should come over here. We have meticulously exterminated all our wildlife.

Hmmm, sounds like you guys have everything sorted out. Meanwhile we have booming crocodile populations because they said people need to stop shooting them.

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« Reply #29 on: Fri, 29 June 2018, 05:47:16 »
Fanpeeps, move to a country with normal wildlife ffs (i.e. none) D:!

Where would I go?
You should come over here. We have meticulously exterminated all our wildlife.

Hmmm, sounds like you guys have everything sorted out. Meanwhile we have booming crocodile populations because they said people need to stop shooting them.
Yeah no. The most exotic animals we have over here are probably crows or magpies or something. We just don't have room for them.
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Re: Front door sneks...
« Reply #30 on: Fri, 29 June 2018, 05:59:06 »
Fanpeeps, move to a country with normal wildlife ffs (i.e. none) D:!

Where would I go?
You should come over here. We have meticulously exterminated all our wildlife.

Hmmm, sounds like you guys have everything sorted out. Meanwhile we have booming crocodile populations because they said people need to stop shooting them.
Yeah no. The most exotic animals we have over here are probably crows or magpies or something. We just don't have room for them.

Magpies are still dangerous. Very dangerous.

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« Reply #31 on: Fri, 29 June 2018, 07:10:24 »

Magpies are still dangerous. Very dangerous.

jpn beetles eatn' all my grape leaves.

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« Reply #32 on: Fri, 29 June 2018, 07:20:15 »

Magpies are still dangerous. Very dangerous.

jpn beetles eatn' all my grape leaves.

If you don't have grape leaves, they can't eat them.

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« Reply #33 on: Fri, 29 June 2018, 09:52:13 »
TIL y'all aussies have pythons too. dang
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« Reply #34 on: Fri, 29 June 2018, 10:42:52 »
Fanpeeps, move to a country with normal wildlife ffs (i.e. none) D:!

Where would I go?
You should come over here. We have meticulously exterminated all our wildlife.

Hmmm, sounds like you guys have everything sorted out. Meanwhile we have booming crocodile populations because they said people need to stop shooting them.
Yeah no. The most exotic animals we have over here are probably crows or magpies or something. We just don't have room for them.

Magpies are still dangerous. Very dangerous.
No, that happens only in Australia. The ones over here just sit there, they don't attack you.
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