Sarah Palin

[xsphat]

I'd do her.

[williamjoseph]

someone be toll'n.

[majestouch]

wear a hat.

[Nonmouse]

Meh.  She's okay for her age.  I'd do Tina Fey any day before Palin.

[xsphat]

someone be toll'n.

Simmer. It's just clowning.

[ch_123]

The whole MILF thing never did anything for me...

[xsphat]

The whole MILF thing never did anything for me...

Good point. I'm just so used to my MILF it doesn't even matter to me.

[hyperlinked]

Simmer. It's just clowning.

Not too successful attempt XS. Post a pic of your kitten instead. I saw that you have a little Russian Blue in your life. Those are wonderful!

[xsphat]

Her name is Kitty GaGa and she is coolest cat! She's like 8 or 10 months old. Really lovey but she farts like a beer drinker. She's just a grey tabby though, not a Russian Blue.

[xsphat]

You shouldn't drink late at night and operate a web browser.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Remkozw#p/u/15/aqCfVVkT2KI

[xsphat]

Nice cat.

Thanks. I got her from a shelter too. You're cat is cute too.

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A friend of mine once adopted a couple of blind blue kittens. They almost died while getting spayed and ended up losing their eyesight. Their eyelids were sewn shut since they couldn't see anyway.

It was really amazing to watch blind kittens playing. They really did not act that differently from sighted kittens. Sure, they were clumsier and were more cautious in moving around, but they'd go up to greet strangers, they trotted around confidently and played with objects the way you see most cats do.

[Specter_57]

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And what is the larger number?  Her IQ or her shoe size?

And speaking of drunk...if you haven't already seen this one, you should:

Russian Breathylizer test.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz6HDCXUzjs
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[didjamatic]

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[itlnstln]

I'd put it in Sarah Palin's kitten... wait, what?

Whoever said Tina Fey is hotter is right.

I'm allergic to cats.

Thanks, off to play disc golf.

[ch_123]

[kishy]

I was a cat person until we got a dog.

A very cat-like dog, mind you. Shih tzu, who grew up around kittens. Sometimes she even emulates purring by lighting growling when she's happy.

[ch_123]

I'm not entirely sure. The animal rescue home where we got her as a kitten just identified her as a tabby. However, she has a very long and bushy tail, and from what I read this is supposedly a characteristic of the Norwegian Forest cat, so she could well be one.

[kishy]

Oh, forgot this part.

Sarah Palin = ****servative.

Yes.

[wellington1869]

The whole MILF thing never did anything for me...

wait till you're 40

[Input Nirvana]

Tina Fey prefers Mechanicals.

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But she's way cuter in glasses.

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Gee, I gotta use this as a template for buying a new girlfriend this weekend...

[bitflipper]

Cats are for rubber dome fans. I have a tribble with a cat's head:

[wellington1869]

I'm allergic to cats.

me too. the tribble-cat would have had me breaking out in hives. cute though.

[o2dazone]

She's hot for a politician. That's it.

[ricercar]

> The whole MILF thing never did anything for me...

Wait until you're a parent.

[itlnstln]

> The whole MILF thing never did anything for me...

Wait until you're a parent.

Hell, wait until you start liking girls.  I'm not a parent, but I most certainly dig the MILFs.

[ch_123]

I dunno. Whilst I do like girls who are slightly older than me, not ones that older than me.

[EverythingIBM]

Not too successful attempt XS. Post a pic of your kitten instead. I saw that you have a little Russian Blue in your life. Those are wonderful!

I had a Russian blue; I just loved how the fur would glow blue against the sun.
Unfortunately mine (9 years old) got lost for 5 months when we moved, when we got it back, the cat was as good as dead.
Russian blues have good fur (not all knotted up) and really good stature.

[ch_123]

That sucks. Last summer our family cat of 10 years died of a heart attack. We were so distraught that we went out and got a kitten the next day... it just seemed strange not having a cat around.

[EverythingIBM]

That sucks. Last summer our family cat of 10 years died of a heart attack. We were so distraught that we went out and got a kitten the next day... it just seemed strange not having a cat around.

I guess cat food is high in saturated fats these days.

[itlnstln]

I dunno. Whilst I do like girls who are slightly older than me, not ones that older than me.

Women around 35-40 are hitting their sexual peak. You are at the age where you are hitting your sexual peak.  A lot of single women around 35-40 would love to have the "company" of a man your age.  Do the math.  Cougars rock.  

-Find a place where 35-40 y/o women like to hang out
-Talk with a few of them for a minute
-Enjoy their company for awhile
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-Profit!

[InSanCen]

That's not math, that's common sense and learning a whole new bag of tricks, the fun way!

[ch_123]

I guess cat food is high in saturated fats these days.

He was quite overweight, despite the fact that we fed him good food in sparse quantities. We figured that someone else was feeding him. He was getting old so he wasn't exercising as much as he used to, so yeah, that's probably why it happened.

[EverythingIBM]

He was quite overweight, despite the fact that we fed him good food in sparse quantities. We figured that someone else was feeing. He was getting old so he wasn't exercising as much as he used to, so yeah, that's probably why it happened.

It's best just to feed cats "human food", the commercial cat food today is absolutely terrible.

There's a lot of weird people who feed cats things; like the old guy at our old neighbourhood who even set cat traps with food in them.

[secularzarathustra]

****ing Palin. Anyone'd support her is ****ing loopy. Case in point: she supports war and the killing of civilians around the world. Her penalty: a multi-million dollar deal to publish and comment on Faux News. The kid who hacked her e-mail account btw is facing 50 years in prison. I'm ****ing moving back to Vancouver.

Of course I'd agree with xsphat if it were merely a grudge-****

[kishy]

****ing Palin. Anyone'd support her is ****ing loopy. Case in point: she supports war and the killing of civilians around the world. Her penalty: a multi-million dollar deal to publish and comment on Faux News. The kid who hacked her e-mail account btw is facing 50 years in prison. I'm ****ing moving back to Vancouver.

Of course I'd agree with xsphat if it were merely a grudge-****

This is intelligence.

[secularzarathustra]

This is intelligence.

Thank you

[kishy]

Thank you

You're welcome, any time.

The conservative mindset as a whole, which Sarah Palin is a prime example of, has no place in modern society. As a direct result of this reality, Sarah Palin has no place in modern society.

[wellington1869]

-Find a place where 35-40 y/o women like to hang out

where is that, btw? thats my age range, unfortunately most of the career women i know in that range are at home with their cats watching netflix movies by themselves.

[Rajagra]

It's best just to feed cats "human food", the commercial cat food today is absolutely terrible.

a cat fed exclusively on dog food can not only go blind, but can develop a heart condition, called feline dilated cardiomyopathy.

The difference primarily is taurine, found in muscle meat, heart, and liver. Studies have also been done that showed pregnancy failure in queens with long-term taurine depletion, including increased resorption of fetuses, reduced litter size, and increased incidence of stillborn kittens.

Taurine supplement has been added to commercial cat foods for several years, for these reasons.

So if you're going to feed your cat a human diet, give in plenty of Red Bull.

[waperboy]

Haha - It Put's The Topre On It's Skin....

A few pages late, chit-chat threads grow quickly

[Specter_57]

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I sort of feel bad for Michael Palin...having the same last name and all....


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[itlnstln]

where is that, btw? thats my age range, unfortunately most of the career women i know in that range are at home with their cats watching netflix movies by themselves.

Here, there is Reggiano's and StoneWerks.  Both are just a MILF shopping mall.  They are both upscale restaurants/bars that, during the weekend, are just MILF buffets.  These women have careers, money, and just want to use you in the most glorious ways possible.  It's awesome.  There's a few gold-diggers in the mix, but they're pretty easy to spot.



Ugh, I was downtown last night  celebrating Fiesta.  I'm still drunk.  It's time for an epic breakfast.

[wellington1869]

Here, there is Reggiano's and StoneWerks.  Both are just a MILF shopping mall.  They are both upscale restaurants/bars that, during the weekend, are just MILF buffets.  These women have careers, money, and just want to use you in the most glorious ways possible.  It's awesome.  There's a few gold-diggers in the mix, but they're pretty easy to spot.

ah, upscale bars. of course. thats where i need to be

It's time for an epic breakfast.

sounds good to me. I was up IM'ing with XS till 4:30 am, still didnt get enough sleep, off to find an epic breakfast.  Maybe a nice mexican omelet. Mmmm, fiesta.

[Mental Hobbit]

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[quadibloc]

December 12, 2012: the ancient Mayan calendar comes to the end of a cycle.

November 6, 2012: another ancient prophecy, made in 1940, points to this date as a critical one in American history. One when a mistake might doom American democracy for 87 years!

While I don't agree with all the criticisms of Sarah Palin, I do agree that neither she nor Mike Huckabee can be considered to be fit for the office of the President of the United States of America. Also watch out for anyone named Nehemiah...

[didjamatic]

It's been a while since someone "fit" was up for election, a truly "fit" person would likely not make it that far through the political system, and if they did, they would be corrupted by the time they got there.  

I'm waiting for someone with values, that is old school and kicks ass rather than sucking up to every agenda with a dirty dollar behind it... but I think I will be waiting a very long time.

[wellington1869]

I'm waiting for someone with values, that is old school and kicks ass rather than sucking up to every agenda with a dirty dollar behind it... but I think I will be waiting a very long time.

problem is such a person wouldnt be able to raise the kinds of money needed to survive a political campaign. Truth tellers are destined for lonely lives, and mostly admired once they're safely dead.

The best we can hope for is someone practical/pragmatic (focused on results) rather than someone ideological/loyalty based. Bloomberg is a good example. He's a kick ass mayor because he's so results-oriented (like a CEO, which he once was). But he'd never survive a national campaign.

[itlnstln]

The best we can hope for is someone practical/pragmatic (focused on results) rather than someone ideological/loyalty based. Bloomberg is a good example. He's a kick ass mayor because he's so results-focused (like a CEO, which he once was). But he'd never survive a national campaign.

I hear nothing but good things about Bloomberg.  The only problem I can think of about having someone like him in office is that, on a national-level, there are more political/moral/religious issues (e.g. abortion, prayer in schools, etc.) that I'm not sure a politician like Bloomberg would be the be best to handle.*  That said, I think he would be awesome at handling things like healthcare, the budget, financial reform, etc. even if I didn't align with his views on some things.

*Now that I think about it, he might be OK in a particular sense on these issues, as he might just stay neutral and not try to get involved in those issues.

[wellington1869]

I hear nothing but good things about Bloomberg.  The only problem I can think of about having someone like him in office is that, on a national-level, there are more political/moral/religious issues (e.g. abortion, prayer in schools, etc.) that I'm not sure a politician like Bloomberg would be the be best to handle.*  That said, I think he would be awesome at handling things like healthcare, the budget, financial reform, etc. even if I didn't align with his views on some things.

*Now that I think about it, he might be OK in a particular sense on these issues, as he might just stay neutral and not try to get involved in those issues.

yea its hard to tell how he'd handle himself in the heat of a national campaign. NYC is safely left-of-center, we dont get hit in our local politics with the polarizing national-level stuff.  That said, the few times Bloomberg has expressed opinions on national-level issues, he's been fairly diplomatic so far.

I remember watching a speech he gave in virginia to some business group, it was televised on c-span. His topic was gun control and how NYC deals with it (and how he'd like to see the nation deal with it) in terms of finding a balance between the rights of hunters and individuals vs the common sense controls and limits local governments need to make.  (Even free speech isnt totally free, cant yell fire in a theatre and etc, cant do libel, the freedom comes with checks and balances and responsibilities).

He was facing a mostly southern pro-gun crowd, and I thought he handled himself really really well during the Q & A period.  What I remember most was that he had a real sense of humor which defused the polarizers. And his point was always how to find a balance between individual freedom and social responsiblity -- he's a genuine political moderate, in that sense.

[itlnstln]

Very true.  I don't vote for president, we vote for president, and most people do not make well-formed decisions on who to vote for.  Many people just vote how their parents vote regardless of their stand on a particular issue, and people in the south vote conservative even if it's not in their personal best interest.

[microsoft windows]

I hope Sarah Palin runs in 2012. She'd get my vote.

[wellington1869]

I hope she runs too, just for the SNL renewal that would follow.

[itlnstln]

Ha! The book was already on sale. Nice.

[ch_123]

I hope she runs too, just for the SNL renewal that would follow.

I'm sure Obama would be delighted if his only competition was Sarah Palin.

[wellington1869]

I'm sure Obama would be delighted if his only competition was Sarah Palin.

seriously! lol.


Possible RNC endorsed candidates:
-romney  (the hair will sink him)
-jeb bush (is the country ready for the third bush?)
-scott brown (he's the dark horse here I think. I mean, for god's sake, he won in massachusetts, which has to be one of the signs of armageddon)
-cheney (will the Dark Lord survive his next 5 heart attacks and run in 2012?)
-palin (yay!)

[kishy]

I hope she runs too, just for the SNL renewal that would follow.

But we can't take the chance that she might actually get in...

These are Americans we're talking about, welly. Oh wait.

[wellington1869]

But we can't take the chance that she might actually get in...

These are Americans we're talking about, welly. Oh wait.

lol, believe me, we in the northeast are in a different country.  we have more in common with toronto than, say, chattanooga. And yea, after bush and scott brown all bets are off in this country's elections, sad to say. But at least with palin we'll be laughing all the way to ruin

I'd prefer palin to cheney for instance. Palin would be hilarious as president, a kind of goofy incompetent giraffe bumping into things and mangling interviews. (Bush-lite?).  Cheney is just pure evil, lol. I mean just look at him. There's no laughs there, just start building your bomb shelter and home school the kids

[kishy]

People in my city recently really disappointed me with their uh, well, themselves, as reveals in the comment section of an online newspaper article.

Let's just say my city seems to be full of racist bible-thumping homophobic antisocial crazies. And no, I won't capitalize "bible" because that creates an implication of importance to me.

This was relevant but a series of quick edits removed the relevance because it would be offensive to residents of certain areas of the US.

[Rajagra]

I think it's time to start allowing MORE immigrants in.

You're all immigrants in the USA arentcha? :fish2:

[wellington1869]

You're all immigrants in the USA arentcha? :fish2:

america is the place everyone [strike]comes[/strike] arrives to start over.

you know what? I hate that the word 'comes' can no longer be used normally. First they stole "gay", then "comes". One can no longer say "I'm feeling gay and I'm coming" without being arrested. Doesnt seem right.

Other ruined words: facial.  The spa industry is probably scrambling to come up with an alternative.

Also ruined, thanks to itlnstln: stranger.

[ricercar]

It's been a while since someone "fit" was up for election, a truly "fit" person would likely not make it that far through the political system,

Yeah, they need to start exercising again.

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Wait, doesn't Obama work out? IIRC carter used to jog.

america is the place everyone [strike]comes[/strike] arrives to start over.

In America we come. In Japan they go. On the radio, they Turn Japanese.

I've got your picture ....

[wellington1869]

In America we come. In Japan they go. On the radio, they Turn Japanese.

I've got your picture ....

...I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do.

It took me like 10 years before I realized what that song was about. I initially thought it was some kind of political statement. Not quite

I always thought REM's "The one I love" could be easily interpreted as a, er, gratification song.

This one goes out to the one I love
THis one goes out to the one I left behind
A simple prop, to occupy my time
This one goes out to the one I love -- Fire!

What I like about that song by the way, is there are no other lines other than just those four -- but you dont really notice that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7oQEPfe-O8
(I always thought peter buck's black n white was a gretsch duo jet, apparently its a rickenbacker 360. Who knew.)

[wellington1869]

Amazing that palin news from last year is still coming out. palin needed a script to debate biden. But come on, everyone knew that already.

[itlnstln]

Amazing that palin news from last year is still coming out. palin needed a script to debate biden. But come on, everyone knew that already.

That "debate" was horrible.  It didn't matter what question was asked, Palin would spout off some entirely off-topic, canned response.  It was comical.

[wellington1869]

That "debate" was horrible.  It didn't matter what question was asked, Palin would spout off some entirely off-topic, canned response.  It was comical.

SNL *nailed* that parody so perfectly.  I'm one of those who laments that SNL hasnt been funny in over a decade, but the palin parodies could not have been better.

[itlnstln]

Yeah, I thought the SNL skit was a re-airing of the debate.  Then I saw the guy playing Biden and realized it wasn't.  Fey was money as Palin.

[kishy]

Yeah, I thought the SNL skit was a re-airing of the debate.  Then I saw the guy playing Biden and realized it wasn't.  Fey was money as Palin.

...you mean that wasn't really her?!?

[ricercar]

...you mean that wasn't really [palin]?!?

Palin did a SNL cameo late in the election season when Alec Baldwin hosted. Baldwin mocks Palin to her face thinking it's Fey and not Palin.

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How's that for nested recursion...

[wellington1869]

this guy will save us all. new talk show host.

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[Nonmouse]

Sarah Palin now calls herself a feminist!

Right ON Sister!

She keeps using that word.  I do not think it means what she thinks that it means.

[Infinite north]

Posting this way too late.

[ricercar]

Louis CK is awesome. "You're sitting in a chair, in the sky!" He ha ho ha ha.

[kishy]

We don't NEED big government's help.

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Drill Baby Drill!

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Help!

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Drill Baby Drill!

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I did find that pretty funny.

Being so close to the border, I watch American TV 99% of the time...I get to keep up with all the exciting discoveries about not-so-bright people down (and up) there.

[wellington1869]

Thats "Big Guv'ment". Its illegal to pronounce the "ern", for some reason.

Joad Cressbeckler for president.