Author Topic: Clack Happens (Read 20415772 times)

joey · « **Reply #2800 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:04 »

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Did not win unfortunately, but I wanted to mention that the title was great! I think he's a bit young to be seein herb all starry eyed. Well maybe not, start em young!
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ramnes · « **Reply #2801 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:05 »

Did not win unfortunately, but I liked the clean look and the face was great, lol. But sir, please don't bust my Clacks!
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shinz0 · « **Reply #2802 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:05 »

had alot of fun with this so i made a few!

Winner C
So much passion! Much Clack! Happensless in Seattle was clever and cute, well done, could have won for just that one alone. However, it was the Jaws parody that really caught my attention. Great use of Gumrot, that was absolutely fantastic!
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zap2oz · « **Reply #2803 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:06 »

Winner D
Another Jaws parody, I know this one is a bit simplistic but that underwater looking skull is just great looking. Just a cool look for this poster.
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retrochick · « **Reply #2804 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:06 »

Does making your own movie poster count?

inspiration:

POC:

Winner E
Yes it counts!
Great effort on this one and making it personal. This one wins on Princess GS Organa alone! It's just hilarious with her and naasfu. I also wanted to note how cool it was to see my duck key in there. Long time no see!
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naasfu · « **Reply #2805 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:06 »

non-entry. just made one for fun. original

Obviously not a winner since it's a non-entry, but I think it would have squeaked out a win, looks clean, spooky, it's funny and again makes fun of tootall. I dig the reflection in the water, little bits like that really help to sell these posters.
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ghostjuggernaut · « **Reply #2806 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:06 »

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I spent way too long figuring out how to do this on an iPad. Hope you enjoy.

Reference: https://www.mediacollectibles.com/737-large_default/salt-starring-angelina-jolie-1-sheet-movie-poster.jpg

Did not win unfortunately but funny none the less. I love how "saltiness" is an ongoing theme with these. lol
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Signature · « **Reply #2807 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:06 »

We all fear Clack Happens

Did not win unfortunately, but enjoyable. "It" was also a common theme for some reason. Am I that scary? Muuuahahahahaha
Also, nice #subtleNotsubtle hint at the bottom.
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kustom3 · « **Reply #2808 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:07 »

$1 post!

That crotch though.

Winner F
Just awesome! The details, the quality, the clever bits, what's not to like? All of these posters would probably have gotten him a win. All he had to do was post, post anything, and he decided to show off anyway and wipe the floor while doing so. Even the subtle Totoro one was fuggin brilliant! Too many lulz for the crotch post-it. Can't stop looking at these, they are fantastic, can't give enough praise. Your Indianaasfu was so great it inspired this Clack Happens, so that is proof enough of your creative chops. Congrats!
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FreeCopy · « **Reply #2809 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:07 »

Edited Version:

Original: https://i.imgur.com/7nWUeJP.jpg

Did not win unfortunately, but Gumrot is placed well and looks good down there! Proving once again "IT" as a common theme. Gumrot may talk sh*t, but he doesn't live in it.
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txclack · « **Reply #2810 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:07 »

Did not win unfortunately, but I like the composition. Another common theme apparently is naasfu and salt. lol
Don't hate the playa, hate the game. No wait! Nevermind.
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PQStarLord · « **Reply #2811 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:09 »

Did not win unfortunately, but I do dig the purdy skull. Who knew that all it was missing was a lil sumptin sumptin around the eyes! I wonder what it's like to cover your teeth in lipstick? Clearly not done by a female, that's a makeup faux pas!
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Joey Quinn · « **Reply #2812 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:09 »

In a world where only 1 shark is fighting for the good guys...

Did not win unfortunately but those teeth are hilarious! Haahahaa, the skulls just look to damn funny. Not any less believable than the original poster btw. Also, how funny is it that the original poster also covers up something with a 3.
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BunnyLake · « **Reply #2813 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:10 »

Did not win unfortunately but sounds funny. That really makes me out to seem uber sinister! lol
So many things I wish this poster had that I could already picture! But a nice showing still. Does make me seem evil though. Maybe just a lil.
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mattp · « **Reply #2814 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:10 »

I wish I knew how to quit you, MS Paint.

Did not win unfortunately but I thought it was funny none the less. Liked the script at the bottom too! I think naasfu is in like nearly every single one!
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ziptyze · « **Reply #2815 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:10 »

Did not win unfortunately. I saved this one here even thought it never displayed on any of the computers or devices that I used to check. I deleted your double post but kept this here just in case (as a place marker) you displayed it elsewhere I could check. It was a bummer it didn't go through but I would have asked for you to send it anyway. I liked the font and style as well how clean it looked and the Rorschach background with Clackface smiley and corresponding splat. Bummer it did not win but thank you so much for posting it again in the Therapy thread so I could see it and save it.
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feedbaack · « **Reply #2816 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:12 »

Did not win unfortunately, but it made me smile and giggle just a lil. IS naasfu IN EVERYTHING?! HAAHAHAA
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Belfong · « **Reply #2817 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:12 »

Did not win unfortunately, but did give me a lil giggle. I just have one question Belfong... why didn't you mirror that Clack around his neck? WHY!!!! It's facing the wrong way and makes me want to punch the screen. I cannot unsee it! lol
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Moistgun · « **Reply #2818 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:14 »

Did not win unfortunately but found it really funny. Got all the feels, hits so close to home. Wipes tears, epic thriller. I looked directly at them and will forever be sad.
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iamtooclackforthis · « **Reply #2819 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:14 »

Did not win unfortunately but I certainly found it funny. Nice position with regards to the faces, makes it even funnier. lookit you naasfu! Such hot property, everyone want's to cast you!
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1swt2gs · « **Reply #2820 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:15 »

Did not win unfortunately, just needed a lil more "oomf" in it's "you know what". Yet another reoccurring theme though, I guess I should watch this thing.
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kinglukas38 · « **Reply #2821 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:18 »

Did not win unfortunately but I like who you chose for the characters. NAASFUUUUU! Also lol with noisy as the baby. Some of the text was cute too.
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Pemdas · « **Reply #2822 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:20 »

Did not win unfortunately but I liked it, has a nice ring to it, lol. Also... SACK OF CLACKS! Also, also, he has some really short legs. Love the title font.
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Firebolt1914 · « **Reply #2823 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:21 »

Did not win unfortunately but I found it funny. NAAAASSSFUUUU!!! The error messages were hilarious. I think noisy is in nearly every one too!
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DALExSNAIL · « **Reply #2824 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:22 »

Winner G
This was just fantastic, the face was hilarious, the title was hilarious and so was the text. The txt alone is nearly good enough for a win on this one. Also, Charles Bronson lol. I love the top where it has the title actors and it actually says "Heller Screws Clack" as a result. haahaa. Gotta love that quirky face in the background too. Just a great poster.
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gunchi · « **Reply #2825 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:26 »

My entry includes both an adapted poster and adapted segment from the movie: ‘Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers’ (although I opted for a different title). It is a narrative of the struggle between novel artisan creators and their fake counterparts. In the adapted movie segment, collectors in the midst of economic pressures and the busyness of life are reluctant to participate in sales from the returned ‘Click Clack’- a mystical sculptor and caster. However, after being overwhelmed by newly released colourways they are quick to get back into the action. Unfortunately, this is not the case for everybody, with some opting to venture to the dark side.

Hope you all enjoy it!

Poster: https://i.imgur.com/EIRx5QD.jpg
Movie Segment: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1loNm5rLXfbKG3OD8QHgi8CjyciDr_mep/view?usp=sharing
(sorry for low quality I can upload a better quality gif/video in the future)

In case you wanted to read what was on the axe (I think compression made it unreadable):
https://i.imgur.com/7JaQhzp.png

Winner H
I wanted to do a gif related contest but thought that would take too much time at the moment, perhaps for another day, so this was a nice surprise. The poster was nice as was the story behind it. Hits close to home. I know you shouldn't win because of the gif but, it is what it is and it's my contest and I rule with an IRON CLACK! That gif is funny. I love that he throws the keys! LOLOLOLOLOL!!! and the way they travel around the sword and his face was priceless, I keep watching it.
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ArchDill · « **Reply #2826 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:31 »

Winner I
This was a stellar entry! I'm glad I caught the background on this in the other thread. This poster looks legit! The style is great, it's classy and funny and just looks the business! Great care was taken to make this look like an unmolested poster and the fact that it is a combination of different posters is even more impressive. Also creeps me out a bit how much it looks like my other avatar, hand position and what not. Great job! Makes my nethers tingle!
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VesperSAINT · « **Reply #2827 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:31 »

Knew I'd be at work when this goes live so I made these before hitting the hay last night lol. Posting from work!

"Just when I thought I was out (of Clackvent), he pulls back in!"

Extra one I made because I was having fun... Just realized they're both Al Clackchino's.. LOL.

Winner J
I just thought these looked cool! I like the simplistic feel and the MSPainty kinda touch. It's funny and looks good, Clackface kinda looks bad ass too! I don't know why the Clackfather has two penises for a right hand but maybe it has to do with the original poster where he is holding a pu$$y. Oh no he didn't!
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tephwn · « **Reply #2828 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:00:51 »

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Did not win unfortunately, but the look is clean and subtle, but perhaps a bit too much. Also, Clacks are not silent... "CLACK" is a word describing something that is decisively NOT silent. lol
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phorx · « **Reply #2829 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:01:00 »

Winner K
The different copy paste fasces work on this one because of the silly busy nature of the poster. It's fun to look at each one. But honestly it was the Freedom Eagle with the Wingnut wings that pushed it over the top and cracked me up. This is a really fun poster.
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nephlock · « **Reply #2830 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:01:08 »

Winner L
I know this is a simple poster but I like the teaser look. The head swaps look the part and are really cool and fit the feel. Feel the part, part the feel, whatever, this is getting dirty.
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dollartacos · « **Reply #2831 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:01:16 »

Winner M
Great job on getting a B rated one to mess with. A lot of these posters I had to look up the original to get a better appreciation for it. The skull works and so does the title lettering. I really dig the leaf instead of the odd star thingy he is originally holding. This kinda looks better than the original poster!
An improvement FTW!
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hayt · « **Reply #2832 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:01:27 »

Did not win unfortunately, but it's so funny! But not funny enough! The original poster just does too much of the work. Sadly the buttons were not enough to push it to a win. I love the loner collector stereotype though, lol.
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Topernicus · « **Reply #2833 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:01:29 »

Winner N
I like the cleanliness of the titles and the extra effort in doing a few. But it gave it a win for the "Clarknight", clever use of the double parody name and the skull on the wall looked really good and legit for what it was. Simple, effective, and funny.
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pshofosho · « **Reply #2834 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:02:14 »

Winner O
I debated on this one forever, but I eventually gave it a win based on the fact that I'm driving away and they have to catch up. It didn't win on the cut and past alone but where those cut and pastes were. It's also a really funny poster and feels more clever than it is. Fake it till you make it baby!
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jb1830 · « **Reply #2835 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:02:40 »

Winner P
This just looks badass, period! Nuff said!
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hippiepete · « **Reply #2836 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:02:51 »

Winner Q
I laughed the second I saw this! It's funny, it's creepy, and oddly somehow looks like a meme that has been around for ages! It's classic and I keep coming back to look at it.
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vinzlr · « **Reply #2837 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:03:06 »

Driving so I only have ****e size pic

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Did not win unfortunately, clever use though. But damn, these things were never meant to be that large, that would haunt my dreams!
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Taylorisg · « **Reply #2838 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:03:32 »

Did not win unfortunately but I really liked the title. I just didn't get enough movie poster vibe from this, even with the face. I have hard nostalgia for that movie and I just wanted a little more. I went back and forth on this one for a long while, but again, it left me wanting more. And more it did not give.
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kiwi99 · « **Reply #2839 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:04:49 »

Winner R
I was on the fence with this one since it's so simple but a lil gnome gave it the thumbs up so I went with it. The Gumrot face works really well and sometimes it just be like that.
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ClackFactory · « **Reply #2840 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 18:39:24 »

These are absolutely amazing! You guys rock!

I am going to take my sweet time looking these over and over before making my decision.

Also congrats to kustom3 for making it in. Luckily he already won by doing so cuz he would be tough to beat on this one anyway. Love the Flux Keypacitor and the post-it on the crotch. LOL, and all the other sneaky bits in that poster. Perfectly done!

ClackFactory · « **Reply #2841 on:** Tue, 15 January 2019, 22:49:35 »

Just can't get over how good these are! I am going to let the choices bother me through the night and I will probably post who won tomorrow.

ClackFactory · « **Reply #2842 on:** Wed, 16 January 2019, 16:38:04 »

I will return to this later today and comment and announce more winners...

Don't panic if you didn't receive an invoice yet, I'm going to wait until I announce all the winners first.

ClackFactory · « **Reply #2843 on:** Wed, 16 January 2019, 23:40:05 »

Congrats to winners A through R !!!
I commented on each and every entry after having cleaned up the thread a little.
I will likely send out invoices tomorrow, I'm super tired and just drained right now.
These were awesome and really make this feel like a community. Thank you so much to all who participated!

Here are the winners by name-

nickheller A
KatzenKinder B
shinz0 C
zap2oz D
retrochick E
kustom3 F
DALExSNAIL G
gunchi H
ArchDill I
VesperSAINT J
phorx K
nephlock L
dollartacos M
Topernicus N
pshofosho O
jb1830 P
hippiepete Q
kiwi99 R

ClackFactory · « **Reply #2844 on:** Wed, 16 January 2019, 23:44:59 »

Clack Happens #66

random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)

$40 in the US, $45 international.

Rules:

Anyone who won in yesterdays Clack Happens (#65) cannot win in todays.

.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol

1) 2nd to last post wins.

2) I will Pm the winner with details.

3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.

4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz

trizkut · « **Reply #2845 on:** Wed, 16 January 2019, 23:45:32 »

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Dennyroxsox · « **Reply #2847 on:** Wed, 16 January 2019, 23:45:35 »

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kustom3 · « **Reply #2849 on:** Wed, 16 January 2019, 23:45:35 »

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