I hate you all. Without even trying, you may have talked me into this keyboard. I've already swapped Control and Caps Lock. (Including the caps. I have a Sun Type 7, which you could actually get in a very similar layout, so the caps are the same size.) I was hoping that it would feel totally alien and awkward and that I could use it to talk myself out of a HHKB. But instead, I immediately adjusted to it and now can't imagine going back to the "normal" layout.
In a last-ditch attempt to save myself almost $300, I'm going to take apart this Model M that's been sitting in the garage for the past 10 years or so, clean it, buy a PS/2-to-USB adapter (no PS/2 ports on any of my computers), and see if that will satisfy me.
Although I am half Danish. Apparently, this means that the HHKB might be inevitable.