OK guys, I went back to that computer shop and picked up a filthy, disgusting IBM model M made in 1993 with a non-detachable cable, with 2-piece keycaps and a black backplate for $10. It's missing the upper F2 keycap. All keys and LEDs work, and most individual keys feel pretty good, but when I actually type on it, it feels like maybe some of the keys stick slightly, probably from the spooge inside it. Did I mention that it's disgusting?
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Not pictured is the "#20" sharpied onto the right side of the board.
Anyway, since a couple of you expressed interest in more model M's, and I have a large USPS flat rate priority "game" box ($14.95 postage), I can provide this hideous beast for $24.95 shipped CONUS (w/o delivery confirmation). Please understand that I am making no money from this, the keyboard will
not be cleaned (that would deprive others of the lulz), and that the purchaser will regret buying this disgusting thing from the moment they open the box. Alternately, I could harvest just the keycaps for SmallFry, or someone could trade me for an equally disgusting Compaq 11800.......