We've got a plan for this. It's a great plan. The best plan. It's so great that everybody's gonna love this plan. And it's a plan with several parts.
1. We're gonna make things totally miserable for all the MX-icans. They're all jailors and thieves! We're gonna make them so miserable, they're gonna self-desolder.
2. There's gonna be a total ban on entry for Model M users. They're just a bunch of errorists anyway.
3. We're gonna eliminate the technical debt by negotiating really great deals with the vendors. I'm telling you these deals are gonna be so great they're gonna pay us to ship products! And I'm gonna lead 'em because I'm a great negotiator. The best. Everybody loves my negotiating!
4. We're gonna send all the women back to the kitchen. No more onion bags in dishwashers for our keycaps.
I tell you, we're gonna have the greatest geekhack. Just the best. Totally. Everybody's gonna want to come to our geekhack, and we're not gonna let 'em, because geekhack is only for great people. And by great people I mean people who aren't MX-icans or Model Ms. Which totally isn't type-ist. This guy endorsing me would know, he used to be the Grand Buffoon of the CCC! (Click Clack Clan)
(And oh gods yes I am being so sarcastic and yes you should be laughing your ass off at this post.)