Church Of Topretology Presents: An HHKB U.S. Tour (LIST IS UP!)

[demik]

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alright you mx peasants (<3) i think it's time to convert more of you to the hhkb side. so, in doing my part to please the Topre Gods, I will put my beloved HHKB in a U.S. tour. First round will be 10 people. Now, this HHKB is near and dear to my heart so please treat it with the respect is deserves. and don't steal it. or the HHKB goons will find you, and beat the **** out of you.

About the keyboard:

It was crowdfunded through GH when all I had was a ****ty siig minitouch. Moose started it (RIP uncle moose, for real) and I'm not 100% sure who donated but they're awesome and I'll never forget it. So please, don't steal it. Like, for real, don't. I'm trusting you. DONT STEAL MY KEYBOARD.

It's completely stock, aside from the black printed keyset. No lubes, not dumb ass silencing. It's how the HHKB gods intended it to be. Pure unadulterated topre goodness. No, the reaper won't be included.. I'm not that nice OuO. It'll be cleaned, as it's a little dusty right now. It won't have the USB cable.. this is GH, you all should have enough mini USB connectors already. AND, because I live the HHKB life.. the first three people the convert to the HHKB life.. I will give you each 50 dorrah towards a new (or used) HHKB. You must buy it first, then I'll send you the money. All I ask is that, if for whatever reason you quit the church of topre.. you die in a fire.... OR, you discount 50 dorrah from your asking price.

So, what is the catch?

You MUST have a minimum of 200 posts and 2 months being a member. I mean 200 posts that count, not total. Lesbihonest, off topic is the best subforum but it doesn't bring anything to the table that'll make me think you're serious. The only way to get around the requirements is if a seasoned member vouches for you.. and even then, I'll have to think about it. I'll need all your address and contact info including phone number in case somebody wants to go awol on my ****. One person ships to the next and so on until we reach the last person.

First ten people get in the first round, if all goes well and I don't get jacked (seriously, don't steal my ****) I'll do another round.

TL:DR

You want to try hhkb? you got it. First three to convert get 50 dorrah towards an HHKB. Change your mind? Sell that HHKB 50 dorrah less. 200 posts/2 months requirement. Address + contact info needed (including number). DONT STEAL MY ****. DONT STEAL MY ****. DONT STEAL MY ****. DONT STEAL MY ****. DONT STEAL MY ****. DONT STEAL MY ****. DONT STEAL MY ****. DONT STEAL MY ****.

Proof of keyboard:



Oh yeah, in case you haven't figured it out. U.S. only. Sorry commies =/. Also, you get it a maximum 5 days. No more. I think that's enough time to figure out how much you love it or how wrong you are.

post if interested and what state you're in. i hope i get at least 10 OnO


List;
1.waateva - 9405803699300183914446
2.FLFisherman (ಠ_ಠ) - 13151490000016362606
3.romevi - 9405803699300194407111
4.BlueNalgene - 9405509699939725506972
5.calvinhousecat - 9505514344966064007965
6.connly33 - 13130580000007501233
7.Mattr567 - 13151560000056696615
8.jerue - 9405803699300222234153
9.Steezus
10.fknraiden - 9405909699938373894804

[FLFisherman]

Let's do it! Just try and get me off my MX Blues!!!! 

I'm in Florida.

[romevi]

I'm actually very interested and have been to try one out. No Topre trying here in Chicago, so I had to buy my Realforce.

Would like to try this keyboard everyone raves about. I'm a bit hesitant to try it, but if this is the only way without buying then Sobe it. I won't have it longer than a couple of days, and I'll pay priority shipping to the next person. I'd prefer someone in the Midwest as shipping outside that can get ridonculous expensive.

You're a cool guy, demik. You run around and doesn't afraid of anything.

[dgneo]

You're doing god's work, demik

[BlueNalgene]

I've never tried a topre.  I don't think I would have much opportunity to given my location.  I would like to be added to the tour.

[whmeltonjr]

Bless you demik for trying to convert these cherry peasants.

[calvinhousecat]

I am interested! Currently located in California.

I am just a Novatouch peasant

[nmur]

a year ago i took part in a HHKB australia tour

now I've got two topre boards that I use every day

you're the hero gh needs demik

[Connly33]

Hopefully the first round goes well and you do another when i have enough time here so that i can try it, i love that users are willing to send out keyboards for tours, and i really want to try topre.

[Bucake]

i'm EU. and already converted. thanks though

if you're curious to know how topre/hhkb feels, or you've already considered getting one: don't miss this opportunity!

cool gesture demik!

[Macsmasher]

Bless you demik for trying to convert these cherry peasants.

Does the term 'Common Cherry Trash' work?

[whmeltonjr]

Bless you demik for trying to convert these cherry peasants.

Does the term 'Common Cherry Trash' work?

Yes, that is an accurate description as well.

[Solo]

This is the only keyboard.

[Vimto]

Enjoy guys.
Topre is life.

[Pdub]

Interested!

PA!

[demik]

okay so far we have waateva, flfisherman, romevi, BlueNalgene, calvinhousecat... and connly33.. you seem to be REALLY close to the requirements.. so im going to give you a pass this one time.

just 4 more and we can get this started.

oh, didn't see pdub.

make that 3 more.

[1swt2gs]

but... Mx is bae.

Edit: Even if I don't want the board can I give you name, phone #, address, and noods

[demik]

OuO

i dont need nudes, wanna win me over? txt me a picture of u throwing your mx into the garbage

[Connly33]

okay so far we have waateva, flfisherman, romevi, BlueNalgene, calvinhousecat... and connly33.. you seem to be REALLY close to the requirements.. so im going to give you a pass this one time.

just 4 more and we can get this started.

oh, didn't see pdub.

make that 3 more.

I'd really appreciate letting me in , i hope the tour ends up being a success.

[hashbaz]

i dont need nudes, wanna win me over? txt me a picture of u throwing your mx into the garbage

Better to flush them, where they can't be fished out during a relapse.

[Glenmael]

I think you have converted me just by starting this thread.

Any thing I should be 'getting' in particular? (Dental Banded? - wut)

[demik]

i dont need nudes, wanna win me over? txt me a picture of u throwing your mx into the garbage

Better to flush them, where they can't be fished out during a relapse.

^ this

I think you have converted me just by starting this thread.

Any thing I should be 'getting' in particular? (Dental Banded? - wut)

i dont understand your question. hhkb is perfect stock.

[Glenmael]

i dont need nudes, wanna win me over? txt me a picture of u throwing your mx into the garbage

Better to flush them, where they can't be fished out during a relapse.

^ this

I think you have converted me just by starting this thread.

Any thing I should be 'getting' in particular? (Dental Banded? - wut)

i dont understand your question. hhkb is perfect stock.

is there a point in trying to pick one up that has been dental banded is my question

i sense a tad of sarcasm so will heed your advice on a stock hhkb

[demik]

well personally i've never used a dental banded one, but some people like them. i own this one and a type s. don't really notice much of a difference. and the only reason i got the type s was because it was at a great price. i was perfectly fine with my "normal" hhkb tbh. but uh, if u find one and want to try it.. why not? i mean, you can always take the bands off if you don't like it.

the more HHKBs out in the wild, the better.

[Glenmael]

well personally i've never used a dental banded one, but some people like them. i own this one and a type s. don't really notice much of a difference. and the only reason i got the type s was because it was at a great price. i was perfectly find with me "normal" hhkb tbh. but uh, if u find one and want to try it.. why not? i mean, you can always take the bands off if you don't like it.

the more HHKBs out in the wild, the better.

well put

cheers =)

[hashbaz]

hhkb is perfect stock.

Thock is love
Thock is life

[demik]

hhkb is perfect stock.

Thock is love
Thock is life

lets thock about how great topre is

[Photekq]

I approve this message. HHKB is the one true keyboard.

[demik]

I approve this message. HHKB is the one true keyboard.

[Bucake]

hhkb is perfect stock.

Thock is love
Thock is life

lets thock about how great topre is

what are you thocking about?

[Mattr567]

I know I don't qualify post wise, and if you can't let me than that's completely fine. I'm not going pull the 'spam posts to qualify' bull****.

You can check my reddit history, same username as I have here: /u/Mattr567. Lots of posts on /r/mk etc. E3E and Blaise170 can vouch for me here, traded with both of them in the past.

Feel free to PM if you wish.

Thanks.

[fanpeople]

Man the things I would do to that board...........

[demik]

WE KNOW FANPEOPLE

[Macsmasher]

OuO

i dont need nudes, wanna win me over? txt me a picture of u throwing your mx into the garbage

Amen.........

[Macsmasher]

No, I don't want to participate in the tour, only because I already have an HHKB. But thanks for doing this. I've thought of something like this myself, but you've done it. Nice dood.

[beehatch]

someone send me his board so I can hold it hostage

[Dext]

Dear Cherry MX god, pleas forgive those TOPRE peasants who don't really know what they are doing...

Actually i never tried a topre, please do the same tour in europe

[atlas3686]

Preach demik preach!

[fanpeople]

Dear Cherry MX god, pleas forgive those TOPRE peasants who don't really know what they are doing...

Actually i never tried a topre, please do the same tour in europe

Even pretend counter-topre talk is considered a mortal sin. Sir give up your evil ways.

[sth]

i dont need nudes, wanna win me over? txt me a picture of u throwing your mx into the garbage

Better to flush them, where they can't be fished out during a relapse.

do you really want those poor bacteria in the sewage plant exposed to such filth?

[demik]

someone send me his board so I can hold it hostage

Bby if you want me to come over you just gotta ask, no need to take my stuff to lure me there OuO

Dear Cherry MX god, pleas forgive those TOPRE peasants who don't really know what they are doing...

Actually i never tried a topre, please do the same tour in europe

Even pretend counter-topre talk is considered a mortal sin. Sir give up your evil ways.

It's so cute when they try! I feel though, end of the day they gotta go back home to inferior switches

[robbles]

HHKB is love. HHKB is life. demik you are doing god's (Eiiti Wada's) work.

[jerue]

I have the itch for plastic.

Sign me up. 

oh - South Carolina.

[demik]

I think one more?? I CANT MATH THIS EARLY

[FLFisherman]

I think one more?? I CANT MATH THIS EARLY

Depends on if you count Mattr567.

I know I don't qualify post wise, and if you can't let me than that's completely fine. I'm not going pull the 'spam posts to qualify' bull****.

You can check my reddit history, same username as I have here: /u/Mattr567. Lots of posts on /r/mk etc. E3E and Blaise170 can vouch for me here, traded with both of them in the past.

Feel free to PM if you wish.

Thanks.

[Steezus]

I honestly have not tried topre yet. I'd be willing to give it a go if there is a spot left.

Thanks for giving everybody an opportunity demik.

I live in PA.

[daerid]

Bless you demik. Doing the good lord's work here.

[absyrd]

Can I get in on this? I just want to deposit a pube. Perhaps a booger. I dunno.

[romevi]

I honestly have not tried topre yet.

That makes sense. I've noticed all the custom MX boards you've accrued. If you had tried Topre early, you'd have no need for another MX board. 

Can I get in on this? I just want to deposit a pube. Perhaps a booger. I dunno.

Did not need that imagery in my head this morning.

[Steezus]

I honestly have not tried topre yet.

That makes sense. I've noticed all the custom MX boards you've accrued. If you had tried Topre early, you'd have no need for another MX board. 

I'm slightly afraid to give it a try, if I loved it then I wouldn't want to type on my customs.