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Offline Chimera

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4000 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:01:48 »
Never has there been a condiment that is so prolific.
Ketchup, in every way, is simply terrific.
Eagerly, i walk to aisle 3.
Knowing Ketchup is coming home with me.

What's for dinner? I dont care.
Whatever it is, ketchup will surely be there.
Meatloaf! Burgers! Mac 'N Cheese!
The thought of any brings me to my knees.

Ketchup is red which stands for power.
I'll put it on whatever I devour.
John Kerry's wife is an owner of Heinz
I would gladly let her put some on my fries.

I've had many lovers both now and the past.
Encorporated ketchup and its been a blast.
My last words will be throw mustard in the waste basket.
When I die, I want ketchup to cover my casket.

Offline Grindbox

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4001 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:01:49 »
Ketchup,
Sweet and vinegary.
Easy on your youthful tastebuds on those nostalgic hotdogs you had growing up.
You may grow on to love other things, 
Sriracha, mustard, aioli, wasabi,
but there's always a place for ketchup.

I once met a man who called it catsup unironically
(as far as I can tell)
And that was the most memorable thing about him.


Offline iArson

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4002 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:01:49 »

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hayt how the **** do you keep winning
Lemme ketchup to u

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Offline orionstein

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4003 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:01:52 »
Ketchup catsup
What is up with the catsup?
Ketchup is the up with all of the duck
Ketchup

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Offline goobafish

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4004 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:01:55 »
Ketchup on my macaroni,
Ketchup on my chin. 
“The poor man's spaghetti,”
I say with a grin. 

Offline mudwad

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4005 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:01:58 »
Ode to the Ketchup
A Sonnet by Ash Ketchup
My red ketchup.
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about crimson.

Let me compare you to a maroon sweater?
You are more juicy.
But I shouldn’t have worn you at the same time.

I love your blue arms, attitude and hands.
With your small hairs.

Now I must away with a ruby heart,
Remember me.

Offline xine007

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4006 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:01 »
When making ketchup shrimp
it's better not to skimp
on the tasty red condiment
that's an excellent compliment
and makes your seafood real pimp.

Recipe: https://thewoksoflife.com/2018/07/ketchup-shrimp/
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Offline Doluded

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4007 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:02 »
Catsup
Ketchup on my caps
Typing many much fast now
Mustard makes me slow

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Offline Grindbox

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4008 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:06 »
Ketchup,
Sweet and vinegary.
Easy on your youthful tastebuds on those nostalgic hotdogs you had growing up.
You may grow on to love other things, 
Sriracha, mustard, aioli, wasabi,
but there's always a place for ketchup.

I once met a man who called it catsup unironically
(as far as I can tell)
And that was the most memorable thing about him.


Offline Incredigasmic

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4009 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:08 »
A ketchup haiku:

Ketchup is awesome
Mustard is terribly gross
Ketchup above all
"If I married my 6th grade gf I'd be white trash...7th grade I'd be alright" ~ Binge

"Incredi is the foremost master of all things orange" ~ BroCaps

Offline Chimera

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4010 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:09 »
Never has there been a condiment that is so prolific.
Ketchup, in every way, is simply terrific.
Eagerly, i walk to aisle 3.
Knowing Ketchup is coming home with me.

What's for dinner? I dont care.
Whatever it is, ketchup will surely be there.
Meatloaf! Burgers! Mac 'N Cheese!
The thought of any brings me to my knees.

Ketchup is red which stands for power.
I'll put it on whatever I devour.
John Kerry's wife is an owner of Heinz
I would gladly let her put some on my fries.

I've had many lovers both now and the past.
Encorporated ketchup and its been a blast.
My last words will be throw mustard in the waste basket.
When I die, I want ketchup to cover my casket.

Offline CrystalCreature

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4011 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:12 »
I throw tomatoes at people that run from me to tell them to ketchup



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Offline dantambok

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4012 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:20 »
Ketchup is so good,
It goes with any food,
Shake the bottle of red,
you will not be disappointed,
I put ketchup on everything,
even on toasted crackling,
ketchup on buttercup,
ketchup on ketchup,
I will find you in any continent,
Build a ketchup monument,
oh what a wonderful condiment.
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Offline Otesanek

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4013 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:25 »
I sit in the cool cover of the glade
Lethargic river of red
I have not a clue what is made
I only know what you said
Drink deep the liquid nightshade

Offline quanghuy1200

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4014 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:29 »
Make your life lighten
Eating wish most dishes
Not making from fishes
I have soy sauce

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Offline cozmonort

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4015 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:32 »
I smother my clacks with ketchup,
To eat them with the archbishop,
He doesn't like tomato sauce,
So I have to feed him with force,
Now I'm missing 3 clacks from my setup.

Offline Otesanek

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4016 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:33 »
I sit in the cool cover of the glade
Lethargic river of red
I have not a clue what is made
I only know what you said
Drink deep the liquid nightshade


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Offline Doluded

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4017 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:37 »
Catsup
Ketchup on my caps
Typing many much fast now
Mustard makes me slow

https://i.imgur.com/VyZ5JS1.png?1

Offline Halverson

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4018 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:37 »
Sharks prefer mustard
This we all know
But this particular shark
Has green ketchup for fun
It’s never been opened
I’d spread it on every clack I get

Offline ziptyze

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4019 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:41 »
Ketchup, I didn’t have mayo. Damnit
"we didn't choose the furt life, the furt life chose us"

Offline gasp

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4020 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:45 »


"There once was a weirdo named clack
who loved ketchup to have as a snack
but when no one was looking
he'd open up that thing
and pour it all right down his crack"

Offline Incredigasmic

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4021 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:49 »
On a hotdog or a bun
Ketchup is Number 1!
Red and runny, please don't stop
Eating ketchup blows my top!

Shake it high, shake it low
Watch that ketchup goodness flow!
Flip it, dip it, slip it, bite
Downing ketchup all damn night

Mustard sucks, you know it's true
Eat that yummy ketchup goo
Why eat yellow when there's red?
Slurp that ketchup till you're dead.
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Offline Grindbox

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4022 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:50 »
Ketchup,
Sweet and vinegary.
Easy on your youthful tastebuds on those nostalgic hotdogs you had growing up.
You may grow on to love other things, 
Sriracha, mustard, aioli, wasabi,
but there's always a place for ketchup.

I once met a man who called it catsup unironically
(as far as I can tell)
And that was the most memorable thing about him.


Offline occddd

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4023 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:52 »
Ketchup so tasty
Ketchup a baddie
She knows how to go down
She’s from mo-town
Ketchup so juicy
Ketchup a baddie
She is a tease
She make dn freeze
Ketchup so luscious
Ketchup delicious
I’d eat her raw
I’d eat her sons
I’d even eat her between the buns
Ketchup day in
Ketchup day out
Ketchup on my chest
Ketchup on the rest
Ketchup on the floor
Ketchup I want more.




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Offline orionstein

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4024 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:53 »
Ketchup catsup
What is up with the catsup?
Ketchup is the up with all of the duck
Ketchup

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Offline Doluded

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4025 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:56 »
Catsup
Ketchup on my caps
Typing many much fast now
Mustard makes me slow

https://i.imgur.com/VyZ5JS1.png?1

Offline Grindbox

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4026 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:58 »
Ketchup,
Sweet and vinegary.
Easy on your youthful tastebuds on those nostalgic hotdogs you had growing up.
You may grow on to love other things, 
Sriracha, mustard, aioli, wasabi,
but there's always a place for ketchup.

I once met a man who called it catsup unironically
(as far as I can tell)
And that was the most memorable thing about him.


Offline libertycannon

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4027 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:00 »
Irlen’s Final Eyes

Of the factory gnomes, Irlen was known as the best

His job was the eyes and he always impressed

Lonely he worked, just during the night

A mysterious character who always hated the light

After years of work, It was finally time for this gnome to retire!

“One more project!!” Clack said, “It will be worthwhile!”

Never one to say no, Irlen agreed with smile

He worked all night and was nearly done with the task

When his hand started shaking and there was a loud crash

“Where did it go?!!!” He screamed and dug through the trash!

Covered in food, he couldn’t believe his eyes…

“I have ruined my last work!!” he began to cry.

Just as he wept, the day had come back…

“Morning is here!”, then he cried out for Clack

“What is wrong my old friend?” Clack said with concern

He explained what happened as his teary eyes did burn

Clack stared at the keycap with its eyes of bright green

Then all of a sudden something quite strange was seen

In the room’s light, the eyes turned red it would seem

Confused what happened, he looked all around!

He searched on the tables and over the ground!

With a look of surprise, he finally saw what was up!

It turned out the effect was created with a spot of ketchup!

He facetimed the gnome and gleefully yelled, “Irlen you rocked it”

 “In your honor my friend, I shall name this Scoptic”

Offline RobotRogue

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4028 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:03 »
Ketchup is red
The sky is blue
Let me win Clack
Please I'm so lonely.

Offline ensulyn

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4029 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:05 »
Ketchup is red
Mustard is yellow
Why am i not in bed
Cause i wanted to tell you hello 👋

Offline Halverson

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4030 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:08 »
Sharks prefer mustard
This we all know
But this particular shark
Has green ketchup for fun
It’s never been opened
I’d spread it on every clack I get

Offline ziptyze

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4031 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:12 »
Ketchup, I didn’t have mayo. Damnit
"we didn't choose the furt life, the furt life chose us"

Offline Doluded

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4032 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:14 »
Catsup
Ketchup on my caps
Typing many much fast now
Mustard makes me slow

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Offline mudwad

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4033 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:18 »
Ode to the Ketchup
A Sonnet by Ash Ketchup
My red ketchup.
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about crimson.

Let me compare you to a maroon sweater?
You are more juicy.
But I shouldn’t have worn you at the same time.

I love your blue arms, attitude and hands.
With your small hairs.

Now I must away with a ruby heart,
Remember me.

Offline Doluded

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  • Location: Spokane, Wa
  • road to black star
Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4034 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:20 »
Catsup
Ketchup on my caps
Typing many much fast now
Mustard makes me slow

https://i.imgur.com/VyZ5JS1.png?1

Offline unfiltered

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4035 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:23 »
The empty bottle
If only i had ketchup
Plain and lonely fries

Offline occddd

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4036 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:24 »
Ketchup so tasty
Ketchup a baddie
She knows how to go down
She’s from mo-town
Ketchup so juicy
Ketchup a baddie
She is a tease
She make dn freeze
Ketchup so luscious
Ketchup delicious
I’d eat her raw
I’d eat her sons
I’d even eat her between the buns
Ketchup day in
Ketchup day out
Ketchup on my chest
Ketchup on the rest
Ketchup on the floor
Ketchup I want more.




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Offline Dreamre

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4037 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:24 »
I love to sleep in a bed of ketchup.
I feel like a tomato.
I am beautiful.

Offline Incredigasmic

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4038 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:25 »
A ketchup haiku:

Ketchup is awesome
Mustard is terribly gross
Ketchup above all
"If I married my 6th grade gf I'd be white trash...7th grade I'd be alright" ~ Binge

"Incredi is the foremost master of all things orange" ~ BroCaps

Offline SakeJams

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4039 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:26 »
Ketchup is great
Ketchup is nice
Ketchup is good but not on ice

Give me a glass of whiskey, straight
But please hold the ketchup or I’ll be irate
And this could end up a very poor date

Ketchup is subtle
Ketchup is silly
But, alas, ketchup is not good for wacking your willy

Offline rachel

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4040 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:30 »
Ketchup is the route to every men's heart
Dawg
Its red magic time!

Offline quanghuy1200

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4041 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:30 »
Make your life lighten
Eating wish most dishes
Not making from fishes
I have soy sauce

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Offline jgodinez302

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4042 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:39 »
So let's get head up, dead up, set up and you get you wet up. Up in a set up, you bleed for real, forget the ketchup.

-beatnuts

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Offline rmendis

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4043 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:41 »
Wherefore art the condiment
That entices the senses
And turns the taste
From mediocre to great
Ketchup, we adore thee

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4044 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:46 »
(to the tune of hoedown from Whose Line)

I like condiments with my favourite foods
Mustard and pepper? Please don’t be rude
Ketchup is my bae when I am in the mood
Slobber in that gooeyness when I am in the nude
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Offline mudwad

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4045 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:46 »
Ode to the Ketchup

A Sonnet by Ash Ketchup

My red ketchup.
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about crimson.

Let me compare you to a maroon sweater?
You are more juicy.
But I shouldn’t have worn you at the same time.

I love your blue arms, attitude and hands.

With your small hairs.

Now I must away with a ruby heart,
Remember me.



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Offline cozmonort

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4046 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:48 »
I smother my clacks with ketchup,
To eat them with the archbishop,
He doesn't like tomato sauce,
So I have to feed him with force,
Now I'm missing 3 clacks from my setup.

Offline juntheboon

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4047 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:53 »
hmm what is ketchup
hmm it is not mayonnaise
it is not mustard

Offline dantambok

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4048 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:53 »
Ketchup is so good,
It goes with any food,
Shake the bottle of red,
you will not be disappointed,
I put ketchup on everything,
even on toasted crackling,
ketchup on buttercup,
ketchup on ketchup,
I will find you in any continent,
Build a ketchup monument,
oh what a wonderful condiment.
Stuff  I have
More
2x TGR Alice / TGR 910 RE / TGR 910 CE / TGR 910 VKC / 2x TGR Jane V2 / 2x Matrix 2.0 / Matrix 2.2 / Matrix 1.2OG / Lyn Whale v2 / Lyn EM7 v3 / DK Saver / Keycult No. 1/60 /  Quantrik Hachi /  Quantrik  Kyuu / Duck Orion V2 / TGRxSinga Unikorn R1 / 2x Unikorn 2.2 / Quantrik QXP /  JER80 / TMO50 / 2x 86u / ION i69 / LZ MP / 2x FMJ80 / TGR Jane V2 CE / Matrix Project F / IDB60 / is0  / MXSS / Atom TKL / Duck Viper v3 / HBCP / Noxary 280 / LZ Physix / FLX Virgo / Modern M0110 / Matrix 2.0 ADD / TGR Police / Noxary XRF / Noxary Vulcan Pro / 350 Mimi / Matrix 2.0CP / Kira80 / Exent 65% / FMJ60 / Haus 65 / Kikuichimonji / Cake 60 / 2x AU Unikorn  Commission/ LZ XE / Paraluman 60 / AI03 Andromeda / Dalco 959 Mini GT / LZ Erghost /  Finder Works Hyphen / 2x Singa Kohaku / Linworks EM8 / GAFxTGR 910 / TGRxKLC Dolice / TGR 910v2 ME / Noxary Valhalla / Hiney Ibis / LZ REs / PerryWorks MC65 / Hiney Poly TKL One / RS60 / Zekk RBB / QK80 / Keycult No 2 TKL / FLX Virgo r2 / Matrix Navi

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Offline SakeJams

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #4049 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:57 »
Ketchup is great
Ketchup is nice
Ketchup is good but not on ice

Give me a glass of whiskey, straight
But please hold the ketchup or I’ll be irate
And this could end up a very poor date

Ketchup is subtle
Ketchup is silly
But, alas, ketchup is not good for wacking your willy