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Title: Be someone/something else
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 02 December 2013, 21:04:18
Anyone ever thought what if?

Or maybe look around and wonder what am I doing here?

If you could change what would you do instead?


I want to be able to dance and maybe drive NASCAR.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: Pacifist on Mon, 02 December 2013, 21:05:10
I wish I never got dragged into wallethack
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: demik on Mon, 02 December 2013, 21:07:26
I wish I never got dragged into wallethack

we feel the same


sorry that was mean
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: jinxedx84 on Mon, 02 December 2013, 21:10:30
Cypher: "I don't want to remember nothing, NOTHING. You understand? And I want to be rich, you know, someone important...like an actor."
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: Puddsy on Mon, 02 December 2013, 21:16:51
I'd like to see what it would be like to be a woman.

None of that "I'd probably masturbate all day" ****

Like actually be one.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: Lastpilot on Mon, 02 December 2013, 21:25:08
Probably a notable science fiction writer.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 02 December 2013, 21:52:29
I wish I never got dragged into wallethack

Just tell your mom what your spending money on, I'm sure she can help you stop.

Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: dustinhxc on Mon, 02 December 2013, 21:58:21
I wish I was a Zoo worker and was able to work with animals daily! :(
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 02 December 2013, 22:07:49
I wish I was a Zoo worker and was able to work with animals daily! :(

bro I feel like a zoo worker sometimes haha....two little kids a few cats and dogs....
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: nubbinator on Mon, 02 December 2013, 22:08:33
I'd be a professional photographer if I could change/do anything.  When you work a 10 hour day one day, then 12 hours the next and want to come back the next day to do it some more, you know you've found something you love.  Sure, it was work and a pain at times, but working for my university's PR department as a photographer was the most enjoyable job I ever did.

And if I could go back and change anything, it would be to apply to UCI or some other school for grad school instead of the University of Washington.  I absolutely love the friends I made in grad school and miss the hell out of them, but UW was horrible and the only professors who were awesome and more progressive theoretically speaking were those on the fringes.

And sometimes I think it would be awesome to be a housecat.  You'd see many things you wouldn't want to, but life would be good.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: demik on Mon, 02 December 2013, 22:37:11
I'd be a professional photographer if I could change/do anything.  When you work a 10 hour day one day, then 12 hours the next and want to come back the next day to do it some more, you know you've found something you love.  Sure, it was work and a pain at times, but working for my university's PR department as a photographer was the most enjoyable job I ever did.

And if I could go back and change anything, it would be to apply to UCI or some other school for grad school instead of the University of Washington.  I absolutely love the friends I made in grad school and miss the hell out of them, but UW was horrible and the only professors who were awesome and more progressive theoretically speaking were those on the fringes.

And sometimes I think it would be awesome to be a housecat.  You'd see many things you wouldn't want to, but life would be good.

TIL nubs wants to be a ****......










cat. **** cat.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: Michael on Mon, 02 December 2013, 22:38:49
I would like to be demik.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: MKULTRA on Mon, 02 December 2013, 22:39:33
I wish I never got dragged into wallethack
Would you say you'd like to cancel your membership?
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: nubbinator on Mon, 02 December 2013, 22:39:57
I would like to be demik.

Why not demilk?
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: demik on Mon, 02 December 2013, 22:41:14
truth be told demik is the best demilk.

My phone officially auto corrects demik to demilk.

FML.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: nubbinator on Mon, 02 December 2013, 22:51:35
truth be told demik is the best demilk.

My phone officially auto corrects demik to demilk.

FML.

(http://i.imgur.com/H65RSBj.gif)
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: Pacifist on Mon, 02 December 2013, 22:55:02
truth be told demik is the best demilk.

My phone officially auto corrects demik to demilk.

FML.

I like the sound of demilk tho
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: demik on Mon, 02 December 2013, 22:57:49
But it doesn't make sense! I am not milk!

But if you're a pretty lady I'll fail at doing your body good?
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: Michael on Mon, 02 December 2013, 23:01:56
But it doesn't make sense! I am not milk!

But if you're a pretty lady I'll fail at doing your body good?


You're not milk. You are demilk, though.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: demik on Mon, 02 December 2013, 23:02:55
I'm deconfused :(
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: iri on Tue, 03 December 2013, 00:04:09
i wish i were a japanese girl.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: Michael on Tue, 03 December 2013, 00:21:26
i wish i were a japanese girl.


This one, specifically.


Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: baldgye on Tue, 03 December 2013, 01:35:16
I wish I never got dragged into wallethack

Don't you need a wallet first?
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 03 December 2013, 01:55:16
I wish I never got dragged into wallethack

Don't you need a wallet first?

I don't carry a wallet either.

I velcro taped my id and credit card together at a slight offset.. so i have this one card in my pocket which can slide for the machine.. and that's it.

I rarely ever use cash except for when I need quarters for the arcade. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion_custom/th_0kick.gif)

I honestly don't like cash.. It's so dirty.. I don't want to touch it... it's a cotton fiber that 100s of people touch, and never wash...

No thanks...

I'm not trying to be stuck up about it... (I've been accused of when I've said the dirty thing about cash).... It's just a FACT that cash is dirty when you think about it..


Same thing goes for Carpets... disgusting... imagine a sock.. that you really can't wash.. even with the machine, it only gets to the surface. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/042.gif)


I'm not a clean freak at all.... it's just certain specific things that I find terribly dirty..
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: noisyturtle on Tue, 03 December 2013, 02:20:22
I've always wanted to be a career criminal just to see what it's like having that mentality all day. Also: someone who 'plays gigs' like a rock star or popular comedian, to live that life on the road.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 03 December 2013, 02:44:23
I've always wanted to be a career criminal just to see what it's like having that mentality all day. Also: someone who 'plays gigs' like a rock star or popular comedian, to live that life on the road.

use bittorrent

/done

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_057_.gif)
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: iri on Tue, 03 December 2013, 02:47:58
so i am a career criminal? cool!
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: yasuo on Tue, 03 December 2013, 02:49:42
use bittorrent

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Torrent and ergo dox(http://i.imgur.com/8suHrsE.gif)
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 03 December 2013, 02:55:44
use bittorrent

/done

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Torrent and ergo dox
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Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: demik on Tue, 03 December 2013, 07:20:49
use bittorrent

/done

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Torrent and ergo dox
Show Image
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use bittorrent

/done

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_057_.gif)

Torrent and ergo dox
Show Image
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Show Image
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Well our fear has become a reality. Tp has multiplied.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: Dubsgalore on Tue, 03 December 2013, 07:22:31
I'd be tinlong117
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: Candyflip on Tue, 03 December 2013, 07:25:07
I wish I was a Zoo worker and was able to work with animals daily! :(
I actually have volunteered at a local zoo, it wasn't as I imagined
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Tue, 03 December 2013, 07:58:14
IF it were possible:

- I'd choose to live 250-400 years in the future
- I'd have had more of a social life in high school
- I'd be less lazy (blame it on my ADD)

  -OR-

- I'd be a cat
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: kolonelkadat on Tue, 03 December 2013, 08:12:23
Id like to be almost exactly the same as I was and am, but with one exception. Id like to have an omniscient ghost girl that rode around on my shoulders and would slap me on the head and say "youre ****ing up" whenever I was about to make a bad decision.

Not even for just the big stuff like doing something that stops your best friend being murdered. Even small decisions like when youre buying gas and you have to decide to get a full tank now or just get like a quarter tank in hopes that gas will be cheaper tomorrow.

Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: tp4tissue on Tue, 03 December 2013, 08:39:38
use bittorrent

/done

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_057_.gif)

Torrent and ergo dox
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/8suHrsE.gif)


use bittorrent

/done

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_057_.gif)

Torrent and ergo dox
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/8suHrsE.gif)


Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/088.gif)


Well our fear has become a reality. Tp has multiplied.

exponential here we* come..(http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/tuzki-bunnys/tuzki-bunny-emoticon-042.gif)
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: eth0s on Tue, 03 December 2013, 08:45:00
I wish I owned a unicorn ranch.  I would let u guys ride the unicorns for free.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: CPTBadAss on Tue, 03 December 2013, 08:53:49
I wish I was in Wu Tang....or Dipset.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: Krogenar on Tue, 03 December 2013, 08:56:28
Anyone ever thought what if?

Or maybe look around and wonder what am I doing here?

If you could change what would you do instead?

My standard answer is Bikini Contest Judge, but my serious answer would be that I dream of being an acclaimed fiction writer.

Honestly, I'm pretty happy doing what I do. Sometimes I wonder what I'll do when it's time to retire -- anyone here every wonder about a retirement business? I was thinking of opening up a coffee/used book store, or an "artsy" movie house. Some small business that wouldn't make me a lot of money, but would keep me busy. Either of those two businesses would likely put me in direct contact with socialists on a daily basis, so I really need to rethink this idea.  :D

Oh, also, I'd like to have a family "compound" -- like the Kennedy's but with pants and no driving off bridges.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: jdcarpe on Tue, 03 December 2013, 09:14:27
... like the Kennedy's but with pants and no driving off bridges.

R.I.P. Mary Jo Kopechne
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: tinlong117 on Tue, 03 December 2013, 10:17:19
I'd be Hugh hefner.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: dante on Tue, 03 December 2013, 19:10:09
SYNTAX ERROR
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: simz on Tue, 03 December 2013, 19:17:36
I wish id live the life of my cat.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: rowdy on Tue, 03 December 2013, 19:30:44
I wish id live the life of my cat.

Which one?
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: simz on Tue, 03 December 2013, 19:39:35
I wish id live the life of my cat.

Which one?

Wait, are you a wizard?
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: rowdy on Tue, 03 December 2013, 20:39:07
I wish id live the life of my cat.

Which one?

Wait, are you a wizard?


All cats have 9 lives.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: Krogenar on Wed, 04 December 2013, 09:05:08
I wish I was a Zoo worker and was able to work with animals daily! :(
I actually have volunteered at a local zoo, it wasn't as I imagined

There's so much to imagine in that exchange. I imagined I would be brushing a lion's mane, or dreaming up ways to enrich the feeding of gorillas by hiding the bananas in puzzles, etc. Instead, I learned just how accurately monkeys can fling their poop, was chased by an enraged ostrich and wrangled snakes.

Dreams = Crushed.  :D

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Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: dustinhxc on Wed, 04 December 2013, 19:18:23
I wish I was a Zoo worker and was able to work with animals daily! :(
I actually have volunteered at a local zoo, it wasn't as I imagined

Thats awesome you volunteered! They allow people to volunteer here as well but youd be picking up trash or cleaning the animals pen and things like that. What Id like to do is feed the animals and watch after them, the fun stuff!  :p
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: Candyflip on Wed, 04 December 2013, 19:31:53
I wish I was a Zoo worker and was able to work with animals daily! :(
I actually have volunteered at a local zoo, it wasn't as I imagined

There's so much to imagine in that exchange. I imagined I would be brushing a lion's mane, or dreaming up ways to enrich the feeding of gorillas by hiding the bananas in puzzles, etc. Instead, I learned just how accurately monkeys can fling their poop, was chased by an enraged ostrich and wrangled snakes.

Dreams = Crushed.  :D

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I learnt that llamas can spit just as accurate as monkeys can aim with their poop, but that wasn't the deal breaker for me.. the zoo actually made volunteers clean the place whole day, not a single connection with the animals which were the first reason I volunteered there.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: dustinhxc on Wed, 04 December 2013, 19:37:00
I wish I was a Zoo worker and was able to work with animals daily! :(
I actually have volunteered at a local zoo, it wasn't as I imagined

There's so much to imagine in that exchange. I imagined I would be brushing a lion's mane, or dreaming up ways to enrich the feeding of gorillas by hiding the bananas in puzzles, etc. Instead, I learned just how accurately monkeys can fling their poop, was chased by an enraged ostrich and wrangled snakes.

Dreams = Crushed.  :D

(Attachment Link)
I learnt that llamas can spit just as accurate as monkeys can aim with their poop, but that wasn't the deal breaker for me.. the zoo actually made volunteers clean the place whole day, not a single connection with the animals which were the first reason I volunteered there.

Damn yeah its exactly the same here :(
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: Krogenar on Thu, 05 December 2013, 07:32:00
I learnt that llamas can spit just as accurate as monkeys can aim with their poop, but that wasn't the deal breaker for me.. the zoo actually made volunteers clean the place whole day, not a single connection with the animals which were the first reason I volunteered there.

Hey, at least you learned something, right? Being an unpaid intern sucks, big time. On a related note, I actually was attacked by an ostrich. You would think their beaks are kind of soft; or that they're careful not to damage them.

You'd be wrong, though.

I was at Six Flags in New Jersey, and they have a Safari drive-through with a sign (MONKEYS WILL DAMAGE YOUR VEHICLE). So I'm driving through (avoiding the monkey zone, naturally) when I spy an ostrich off to my left. It comes closer. Magical sort of moment. It's maybe a foot away from the side window and I'm just watching it.

*BAM* I just smashes it's beak into the window, over and over -- terrifying me.

It turns out my girlfriend in the passenger seat was eating something, the ostrich saw it, and thus the attack.

And that's my "I was attacked by an ostrich" story.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: ideus on Thu, 05 December 2013, 07:54:55
Probably a notable science fiction writer.


What prevent you to do that now?
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 06 December 2013, 07:49:14
I discovered recently you can be the world's leading expert on a food (http://newyork.seriouseats.com/2013/11/orwashers-baguette-bread.html) and even become a professor of said food. I would like to be the world's leading expert on ice cream.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: Krogenar on Fri, 06 December 2013, 12:01:51
I discovered recently you can be the world's leading expert on a food (http://newyork.seriouseats.com/2013/11/orwashers-baguette-bread.html) and even become a professor of said food. I would like to be the world's leading expert on ice cream.

Ice cream? Pfft. Dibs on bacon.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 06 December 2013, 12:08:07
I discovered recently you can be the world's leading expert on a food (http://newyork.seriouseats.com/2013/11/orwashers-baguette-bread.html) and even become a professor of said food. I would like to be the world's leading expert on ice cream.

Ice cream? Pfft. Dibs on bacon.

Did someone say bacon?

I eat bacon on my bacon.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: Krogenar on Fri, 06 December 2013, 12:13:13
I discovered recently you can be the world's leading expert on a food (http://newyork.seriouseats.com/2013/11/orwashers-baguette-bread.html) and even become a professor of said food. I would like to be the world's leading expert on ice cream.

Ice cream? Pfft. Dibs on bacon.

Did someone say bacon?

I eat bacon on my bacon.

I was kicked from the hallowed halls of Academe when I was caught in my study eating a salad. I am no longer Professor Emeritus of Bacon.  :(
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 06 December 2013, 12:14:24
I discovered recently you can be the world's leading expert on a food (http://newyork.seriouseats.com/2013/11/orwashers-baguette-bread.html) and even become a professor of said food. I would like to be the world's leading expert on ice cream.

Ice cream? Pfft. Dibs on bacon.

Did someone say bacon?

I eat bacon on my bacon.

I was kicked from the hallowed halls of Academe when I was caught in my study eating a salad. I am no longer Professor Emeritus of Bacon.  :(

You know what goes reall good with salad?

bacon.

Actually it's hard to think of something bacon wouldn't go with.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: Krogenar on Fri, 06 December 2013, 12:18:54
Actually it's hard to think of something bacon wouldn't go with.

So bacon goes with everything? How about bacon and Hitler? Huh, do they go together well?
Racist.

(sobs)

I thought I was tenured!
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 06 December 2013, 12:41:39
Actually it's hard to think of something bacon wouldn't go with.

So bacon goes with everything? How about bacon and Hitler? Huh, do they go together well?
Racist.

(sobs)

I thought I was tenured!

perhaps a bacon grease bomb to take out evil doers?
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: Krogenar on Fri, 06 December 2013, 14:12:28
perhaps a bacon grease bomb to take out evil doers?

Bacon-of-the-Month Club (ok, it's quarterly, but not bad) -- http://www.belcampomeatco.com/shop/all-products/bacons-of-the-world/
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 06 December 2013, 14:19:32
perhaps a bacon grease bomb to take out evil doers?

Bacon-of-the-Month Club (ok, it's quarterly, but not bad) -- http://www.belcampomeatco.com/shop/all-products/bacons-of-the-world/

Ok so if I ever win the lottery or become independently wealthy I know what I'm going to sign up for :eek:
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: FreeCopy on Fri, 06 December 2013, 18:16:44
I want to be able to dance and maybe drive NASCAR.

You ever looked into places like this?

http://www.racingadventure.com/

http://www.nascarracingexperience.com/
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: SpAmRaY on Mon, 20 January 2014, 07:43:23
I'm getting bored with my job and the wife wants to move far, far away.....but what do to for money!  ::)
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: riotonthebay on Mon, 20 January 2014, 07:45:20
I'm getting bored with my job and the wife wants to move far, far away.....but what do to for money!  ::)

Sounds like a fun adventure!

Of course, that's me talking in my early twenties. No clue what I'd say if I had a family to support.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: iri on Mon, 20 January 2014, 15:19:19
I'm getting bored with my job and the wife wants to move far, far away.....but what do to for money!  ::)

Sounds like a fun adventure!

Of course, that's me talking in my early twenties. No clue what I'd say if I had a family to support.
i can say the same thing in my late twenties. ****, i'll be thirty in less than 1.5 years. **** **** ****. at the age of 30, i MUST live in some other country.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: demik on Mon, 20 January 2014, 15:43:15
I would hate to be a know it all (but doesnt know ****) with their head far up their ass.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: baldgye on Mon, 20 January 2014, 15:45:57
I'd like to be asexual... life would be alot ****ing easier
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: nubbinator on Mon, 20 January 2014, 16:42:54
I'd like to be asexual... life would be alot ****ing easier

No, if you're asexual, it would make life no ****ing easier.  Only if you were bisexual/pansexual would it make life ****ing easier.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: baldgye on Mon, 20 January 2014, 16:50:22
I'd like to be asexual... life would be alot ****ing easier

No, if you're asexual, it would make life no ****ing easier.  Only if you were bisexual/pansexual would it make life ****ing easier.

why?
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: vun on Mon, 20 January 2014, 16:53:23
I'd like to be asexual... life would be alot ****ing easier

No, if you're asexual, it would make life no ****ing easier.  Only if you were bisexual/pansexual would it make life ****ing easier.

why?

Because asexual doesn't mean you don't love, just don't have any interest in sex. Which is all nice and well if you end up falling for another asexual person, but imagine falling in love with a person who will probably want sex, but you know you can't give it to them. Not really what I'd call easier.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 20 January 2014, 16:54:25
I'd like to be asexual... life would be alot ****ing easier

No, if you're asexual, it would make life no ****ing easier.  Only if you were bisexual/pansexual would it make life ****ing easier.

why?

because if you're bi or pansexual that means you can stick your hands down anyone's pants and be happy with what you find
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: baldgye on Mon, 20 January 2014, 16:58:27
I'd like to be asexual... life would be alot ****ing easier

No, if you're asexual, it would make life no ****ing easier.  Only if you were bisexual/pansexual would it make life ****ing easier.

why?

Because asexual doesn't mean you don't love, just don't have any interest in sex. Which is all nice and well if you end up falling for another asexual person, but imagine falling in love with a person who will probably want sex, but you know you can't give it to them. Not really what I'd call easier.

hmm perhaps... either way, if you didn't have to deal with **** (like relationships haha) would make life a whole lot less stressful haha... though being attracted to other genders wouldn't solve that problem :P
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: riotonthebay on Mon, 20 January 2014, 16:59:36
Autosexual is easiest.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: nubbinator on Mon, 20 January 2014, 17:03:33
I'd like to be asexual... life would be alot ****ing easier

No, if you're asexual, it would make life no ****ing easier.  Only if you were bisexual/pansexual would it make life ****ing easier.

why?

It was a pun.  If you're asexual there would be no ****ing at all, hence it would make your life literally no ****ing easier.  On the other hand, if you were bisexual or pansexual, you would have many more sexual options, thus making ****ing easier.

Jokes aren't as funny when people don't get them and you have to explain them.  Oh well.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: riotonthebay on Mon, 20 January 2014, 17:04:54
I'd like to be asexual... life would be alot ****ing easier

No, if you're asexual, it would make life no ****ing easier.  Only if you were bisexual/pansexual would it make life ****ing easier.

why?

It was a pun.  If you're asexual there would be no ****ing at all, hence it would make your life literally no ****ing easier.  On the other hand, if you were bisexual or pansexual, you would have many more sexual options, thus making ****ing easier.

Jokes aren't as funny when people don't get them and you have to explain them.  Oh well.

I think the joke was well-executed :thumb:. But I look for jokes in everything.
Title: Re: Be someone/something else
Post by: baldgye on Mon, 20 January 2014, 17:12:18
I'd like to be asexual... life would be alot ****ing easier

No, if you're asexual, it would make life no ****ing easier.  Only if you were bisexual/pansexual would it make life ****ing easier.

why?

It was a pun.  If you're asexual there would be no ****ing at all, hence it would make your life literally no ****ing easier.  On the other hand, if you were bisexual or pansexual, you would have many more sexual options, thus making ****ing easier.

Jokes aren't as funny when people don't get them and you have to explain them.  Oh well.

lol yeah my bad I guess :P