I wish I never got dragged into wallethack
I wish I never got dragged into wallethack
I wish I was a Zoo worker and was able to work with animals daily! :(
I'd be a professional photographer if I could change/do anything. When you work a 10 hour day one day, then 12 hours the next and want to come back the next day to do it some more, you know you've found something you love. Sure, it was work and a pain at times, but working for my university's PR department as a photographer was the most enjoyable job I ever did.
And if I could go back and change anything, it would be to apply to UCI or some other school for grad school instead of the University of Washington. I absolutely love the friends I made in grad school and miss the hell out of them, but UW was horrible and the only professors who were awesome and more progressive theoretically speaking were those on the fringes.
And sometimes I think it would be awesome to be a housecat. You'd see many things you wouldn't want to, but life would be good.
I wish I never got dragged into wallethackWould you say you'd like to cancel your membership?
I would like to be demik.
truth be told demik is the best demilk.
My phone officially auto corrects demik to demilk.
FML.
truth be told demik is the best demilk.
My phone officially auto corrects demik to demilk.
FML.
But it doesn't make sense! I am not milk!
But if you're a pretty lady I'll fail at doing your body good?
i wish i were a japanese girl.
I wish I never got dragged into wallethack
I wish I never got dragged into wallethack
Don't you need a wallet first?
I've always wanted to be a career criminal just to see what it's like having that mentality all day. Also: someone who 'plays gigs' like a rock star or popular comedian, to live that life on the road.
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I wish I was a Zoo worker and was able to work with animals daily! :(I actually have volunteered at a local zoo, it wasn't as I imagined
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Well our fear has become a reality. Tp has multiplied.
Anyone ever thought what if?
Or maybe look around and wonder what am I doing here?
If you could change what would you do instead?
... like the Kennedy's but with pants and no driving off bridges.
I wish id live the life of my cat.
I wish id live the life of my cat.
Which one?
I wish id live the life of my cat.
Which one?
Wait, are you a wizard?
I wish I was a Zoo worker and was able to work with animals daily! :(I actually have volunteered at a local zoo, it wasn't as I imagined
I wish I was a Zoo worker and was able to work with animals daily! :(I actually have volunteered at a local zoo, it wasn't as I imagined
I learnt that llamas can spit just as accurate as monkeys can aim with their poop, but that wasn't the deal breaker for me.. the zoo actually made volunteers clean the place whole day, not a single connection with the animals which were the first reason I volunteered there.I wish I was a Zoo worker and was able to work with animals daily! :(I actually have volunteered at a local zoo, it wasn't as I imagined
There's so much to imagine in that exchange. I imagined I would be brushing a lion's mane, or dreaming up ways to enrich the feeding of gorillas by hiding the bananas in puzzles, etc. Instead, I learned just how accurately monkeys can fling their poop, was chased by an enraged ostrich and wrangled snakes.
Dreams = Crushed. :D
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I learnt that llamas can spit just as accurate as monkeys can aim with their poop, but that wasn't the deal breaker for me.. the zoo actually made volunteers clean the place whole day, not a single connection with the animals which were the first reason I volunteered there.I wish I was a Zoo worker and was able to work with animals daily! :(I actually have volunteered at a local zoo, it wasn't as I imagined
There's so much to imagine in that exchange. I imagined I would be brushing a lion's mane, or dreaming up ways to enrich the feeding of gorillas by hiding the bananas in puzzles, etc. Instead, I learned just how accurately monkeys can fling their poop, was chased by an enraged ostrich and wrangled snakes.
Dreams = Crushed. :D
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I learnt that llamas can spit just as accurate as monkeys can aim with their poop, but that wasn't the deal breaker for me.. the zoo actually made volunteers clean the place whole day, not a single connection with the animals which were the first reason I volunteered there.
Probably a notable science fiction writer.
I discovered recently you can be the world's leading expert on a food (http://newyork.seriouseats.com/2013/11/orwashers-baguette-bread.html) and even become a professor of said food. I would like to be the world's leading expert on ice cream.
I discovered recently you can be the world's leading expert on a food (http://newyork.seriouseats.com/2013/11/orwashers-baguette-bread.html) and even become a professor of said food. I would like to be the world's leading expert on ice cream.
Ice cream? Pfft. Dibs on bacon.
I discovered recently you can be the world's leading expert on a food (http://newyork.seriouseats.com/2013/11/orwashers-baguette-bread.html) and even become a professor of said food. I would like to be the world's leading expert on ice cream.
Ice cream? Pfft. Dibs on bacon.
Did someone say bacon?
I eat bacon on my bacon.
I discovered recently you can be the world's leading expert on a food (http://newyork.seriouseats.com/2013/11/orwashers-baguette-bread.html) and even become a professor of said food. I would like to be the world's leading expert on ice cream.
Ice cream? Pfft. Dibs on bacon.
Did someone say bacon?
I eat bacon on my bacon.
I was kicked from the hallowed halls of Academe when I was caught in my study eating a salad. I am no longer Professor Emeritus of Bacon. :(
Actually it's hard to think of something bacon wouldn't go with.
Actually it's hard to think of something bacon wouldn't go with.
So bacon goes with everything? How about bacon and Hitler? Huh, do they go together well?
Racist.
(sobs)
I thought I was tenured!
perhaps a bacon grease bomb to take out evil doers?
perhaps a bacon grease bomb to take out evil doers?
Bacon-of-the-Month Club (ok, it's quarterly, but not bad) -- http://www.belcampomeatco.com/shop/all-products/bacons-of-the-world/
I want to be able to dance and maybe drive NASCAR.
I'm getting bored with my job and the wife wants to move far, far away.....but what do to for money! ::)
i can say the same thing in my late twenties. ****, i'll be thirty in less than 1.5 years. **** **** ****. at the age of 30, i MUST live in some other country.I'm getting bored with my job and the wife wants to move far, far away.....but what do to for money! ::)
Sounds like a fun adventure!
Of course, that's me talking in my early twenties. No clue what I'd say if I had a family to support.
I'd like to be asexual... life would be alot ****ing easier
I'd like to be asexual... life would be alot ****ing easier
No, if you're asexual, it would make life no ****ing easier. Only if you were bisexual/pansexual would it make life ****ing easier.
I'd like to be asexual... life would be alot ****ing easier
No, if you're asexual, it would make life no ****ing easier. Only if you were bisexual/pansexual would it make life ****ing easier.
why?
I'd like to be asexual... life would be alot ****ing easier
No, if you're asexual, it would make life no ****ing easier. Only if you were bisexual/pansexual would it make life ****ing easier.
why?
I'd like to be asexual... life would be alot ****ing easier
No, if you're asexual, it would make life no ****ing easier. Only if you were bisexual/pansexual would it make life ****ing easier.
why?
Because asexual doesn't mean you don't love, just don't have any interest in sex. Which is all nice and well if you end up falling for another asexual person, but imagine falling in love with a person who will probably want sex, but you know you can't give it to them. Not really what I'd call easier.
I'd like to be asexual... life would be alot ****ing easier
No, if you're asexual, it would make life no ****ing easier. Only if you were bisexual/pansexual would it make life ****ing easier.
why?
I'd like to be asexual... life would be alot ****ing easier
No, if you're asexual, it would make life no ****ing easier. Only if you were bisexual/pansexual would it make life ****ing easier.
why?
It was a pun. If you're asexual there would be no ****ing at all, hence it would make your life literally no ****ing easier. On the other hand, if you were bisexual or pansexual, you would have many more sexual options, thus making ****ing easier.
Jokes aren't as funny when people don't get them and you have to explain them. Oh well.
I'd like to be asexual... life would be alot ****ing easier
No, if you're asexual, it would make life no ****ing easier. Only if you were bisexual/pansexual would it make life ****ing easier.
why?
It was a pun. If you're asexual there would be no ****ing at all, hence it would make your life literally no ****ing easier. On the other hand, if you were bisexual or pansexual, you would have many more sexual options, thus making ****ing easier.
Jokes aren't as funny when people don't get them and you have to explain them. Oh well.