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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: noisyturtle on Fri, 13 December 2013, 23:46:49
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So I got this super sweet fluffy-assed spa robe with my initials sewn onto it to rock like a king around the apartment. Less than 4hrs of an average Friday night with noisyturtle and friends, and it's already stained with food, blood, vomit, durian juice, and a burn hole. See, this is why I can't have nice things.
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look on the bright side.
nobody came on it
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look on the bright side.
nobody came on it
That never happens around here, so worries. :))
:'(
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well then you need new friends!
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durian juice?
how did that happen? I have never heard of durian juice before. You didn't throw the entire fruit into some industrial press, did you?
So I got this super sweet fluffy-assed spa robe with my initials sewn onto it to rock like a king around the apartment. Less than 4hrs of an average Friday night with noisyturtle and friends, and it's already stained with food, blood, vomit, durian juice, and a burn hole. See, this is why I can't have nice things.
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well at least you didnt get broken pieces of coffee maker in it
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well at least you didnt get broken pieces of coffee maker in it
BOOM
HEADSHOT MOTHERLOVER.
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durian juice?
how did that happen? I have never heard of durian juice before. You didn't throw the entire fruit into some industrial press, did you?
So I got this super sweet fluffy-assed spa robe with my initials sewn onto it to rock like a king around the apartment. Less than 4hrs of an average Friday night with noisyturtle and friends, and it's already stained with food, blood, vomit, durian juice, and a burn hole. See, this is why I can't have nice things.
Nono, just a bunch of ultra nerds partying after finals, playing King of Fighters '00 on Neo Geo and Melee on Gamecube. Losers have to eat a chunk of that foul **** and chase it with a shot. It's so bad, the entire apartment smells like rancid onions (which does cover up the vomit smell.)
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bro, you don't have a bro night with your bros while wearing a fancy brobe
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bro, you don't have a bro night with your bros while wearing a fancy brobe
it's fine, I'm wearing a sexy santa suit underneath
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bro, you don't have a bro night with your bros while wearing a fancy brobe
it's fine, I'm wearing a sexy santa suit underneath
:))
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bro, you don't have a bro night with your bros while wearing a fancy brobe
it's fine, I'm wearing a sexy santa suit underneath
PICS OR GTFO
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Ain't no party like a Turtle party!
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bro, you don't have a bro night with your bros while wearing a fancy brobe
You do if everyone gets a fancy robe!
YOLO :-*
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look on the bright side.
nobody came on it
*none that he's aware of....
(http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/a/gameaddictplz.gif?1)
^^ this is a very disturbing emoticon, it's a game controller, but HAHA.. from far away...
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This whole thread seems kind of disturbing...
Not only the onion head but the fact that you would wear a robe on a bro night...
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bro, you don't have a bro night with your bros while wearing a fancy brobe
it's fine, I'm wearing a sexy santa suit underneath
All this and still no sex?
I agree, you need new friends.
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This whole thread seems kind of disturbing...
Not only the onion head but the fact that you would wear a robe on a bro night...
did he specify if bro night had "--potential--" female attendance?
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He didn't mention anything about females.. But by the sounds of it, it was only guys, blood, vomit, and juice, can only be guys....
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He didn't mention anything about females.. But by the sounds of it, it was only guys, blood, vomit, and juice, can only be guys....
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/whaaat2-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862525)
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It was a sausage fest and not a bro night then.
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Awful lot of judgement about how there needs to be girls for sex here.
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Awful lot of judgement about how there needs to be girls for sex here.
Iri understands.
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Awful lot of judgement about how there needs to be girls for sex here.
Iri understands.
the question is, whether or not sausage was intentional.
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Awful lot of judgement about how there needs to be girls for sex here.
Iri understands.
(http://blog.ajperez.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/i_see.jpg)
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Awful lot of judgement about how there needs to be girls for sex here.
Iri understands.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/Rainbow_flag_and_blue_skies.jpg)
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Sick bastards, the whole lot of you.
Of course there were no girls (why not, turtle?) otherwise there would be a story about how the CHICK vomited on his robe after engulfing too much sausage.
P.S. - Nice flag
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It was a sausage fest and not a bro night then.
+1
Awful lot of judgement about how there needs to be girls for sex here.
+9001
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Losers have to eat a chunk of that foul **** and chase it with a shot. It's so bad, the entire apartment smells like rancid onions (which does cover up the vomit smell.)
+1 for excellent use of durian. :thumb:
Sorry about the robe, man.
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I mean, one dude brought his girlfriend. Does that count?
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I giggled so hard when you said Durian juice.
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I mean, one dude brought his girlfriend. Does that count?
bukkake?
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I mean, one dude brought his girlfriend. Does that count?
No, unless this is an open arrangement.
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Durian is not foul ****, man! Unless you bought durian in the USA, which is often rotten thanks to them taking months to ship it over in ships because no airline will ship durians.
I giggled so hard when you said Durian juice.
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Durian is not foul ****, man! Unless you bought durian in the USA, which is often rotten thanks to them taking months to ship it over in ships because no airline will ship durians.
I giggled so hard when you said Durian juice.
I've had Durian abroad before and I really like it so >_>
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the best part about durian is its smell.
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**** IT! The robe has just devolved over time into a napkin that you can wear.
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**** IT! The robe has just devolved over time into a napkin that you can wear.
Sounds sexy and environmentally conscious 10/10