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Title: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 13 December 2013, 23:46:49
So I got this super sweet fluffy-assed spa robe with my initials sewn onto it to rock like a king around the apartment. Less than 4hrs of an average Friday night with noisyturtle and friends, and it's already stained with food, blood, vomit, durian juice, and a burn hole. See, this is why I can't have nice things.
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: demik on Fri, 13 December 2013, 23:50:04
look on the bright side.

nobody came on it
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 13 December 2013, 23:52:44
look on the bright side.

nobody came on it

That never happens around here, so worries.  :))

















 :'(
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: demik on Fri, 13 December 2013, 23:53:29
well then you need new friends!
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: berserkfan on Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:18:37
durian juice?

how did that happen? I have never heard of durian juice before. You didn't throw the entire fruit into some industrial press, did you?

So I got this super sweet fluffy-assed spa robe with my initials sewn onto it to rock like a king around the apartment. Less than 4hrs of an average Friday night with noisyturtle and friends, and it's already stained with food, blood, vomit, durian juice, and a burn hole. See, this is why I can't have nice things.
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: Lastpilot on Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:21:42
 well at least you didnt get broken pieces of coffee maker in it
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: demik on Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:24:40
well at least you didnt get broken pieces of coffee maker in it

BOOM

HEADSHOT MOTHERLOVER.
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: noisyturtle on Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:25:50
durian juice?

how did that happen? I have never heard of durian juice before. You didn't throw the entire fruit into some industrial press, did you?

So I got this super sweet fluffy-assed spa robe with my initials sewn onto it to rock like a king around the apartment. Less than 4hrs of an average Friday night with noisyturtle and friends, and it's already stained with food, blood, vomit, durian juice, and a burn hole. See, this is why I can't have nice things.

Nono, just a bunch of ultra nerds partying after finals, playing King of Fighters '00 on Neo Geo and Melee on Gamecube. Losers have to eat a chunk of that foul **** and chase it with a shot. It's so bad, the entire apartment smells like rancid onions (which does cover up the vomit smell.)
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: demik on Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:32:29
bro, you don't have a bro night with your bros while wearing a fancy brobe
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: noisyturtle on Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:35:18
bro, you don't have a bro night with your bros while wearing a fancy brobe

it's fine, I'm wearing a sexy santa suit underneath
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: dustinhxc on Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:41:06
bro, you don't have a bro night with your bros while wearing a fancy brobe

it's fine, I'm wearing a sexy santa suit underneath

 :))
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: Michael on Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:55:53
bro, you don't have a bro night with your bros while wearing a fancy brobe

it's fine, I'm wearing a sexy santa suit underneath


PICS OR GTFO
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Sat, 14 December 2013, 01:10:59
Ain't no party like a Turtle party!
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: SpAmRaY on Sat, 14 December 2013, 07:34:18
bro, you don't have a bro night with your bros while wearing a fancy brobe

You do if everyone gets a fancy robe!

YOLO  :-*
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 14 December 2013, 08:20:05
look on the bright side.

nobody came on it

*none that he's aware of....

(http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/a/gameaddictplz.gif?1)

^^ this is a very disturbing emoticon, it's a game controller, but HAHA.. from far away...
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: C5Allroad on Sat, 14 December 2013, 09:49:37
This whole thread seems kind of disturbing...
Not only the onion head but the fact that you would wear a robe on a bro night...
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: fohat.digs on Sat, 14 December 2013, 10:11:23
bro, you don't have a bro night with your bros while wearing a fancy brobe

it's fine, I'm wearing a sexy santa suit underneath

All this and still no sex?

I agree, you need new friends.
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 14 December 2013, 10:32:09
This whole thread seems kind of disturbing...
Not only the onion head but the fact that you would wear a robe on a bro night...

did he specify if bro night had "--potential--" female attendance?
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: C5Allroad on Sat, 14 December 2013, 11:13:05
He didn't mention anything about females.. But by the sounds of it, it was only guys, blood, vomit, and juice, can only be guys....
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 14 December 2013, 13:26:11
He didn't mention anything about females.. But by the sounds of it, it was only guys, blood, vomit, and juice, can only be guys....

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/whaaat2-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862525)
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: iri on Sat, 14 December 2013, 13:44:29
It was a sausage fest and not a bro night then.
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: tjcaustin on Sat, 14 December 2013, 13:47:23
Awful lot of judgement about how there needs to be girls for sex here.
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: SpAmRaY on Sat, 14 December 2013, 13:50:12
Awful lot of judgement about how there needs to be girls for sex here.

Iri understands.
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 14 December 2013, 14:00:39
Awful lot of judgement about how there needs to be girls for sex here.

Iri understands.

the question is, whether or not sausage was intentional.
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: tjcaustin on Sat, 14 December 2013, 14:01:18
Awful lot of judgement about how there needs to be girls for sex here.

Iri understands.

(http://blog.ajperez.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/i_see.jpg)
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: iri on Sat, 14 December 2013, 15:13:47
Awful lot of judgement about how there needs to be girls for sex here.

Iri understands.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/Rainbow_flag_and_blue_skies.jpg)
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: Input Nirvana on Sun, 15 December 2013, 23:50:24
Sick bastards, the whole lot of you.

Of course there were no girls (why not, turtle?) otherwise there would be a story about how the CHICK vomited on his robe after engulfing too much sausage.


P.S. - Nice flag
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: taylordcraig on Mon, 16 December 2013, 13:29:36
It was a sausage fest and not a bro night then.

+1

Awful lot of judgement about how there needs to be girls for sex here.

+9001
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: hashbaz on Mon, 16 December 2013, 13:34:32
Losers have to eat a chunk of that foul **** and chase it with a shot. It's so bad, the entire apartment smells like rancid onions (which does cover up the vomit smell.)

+1 for excellent use of durian. :thumb:

Sorry about the robe, man.
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 16 December 2013, 15:54:36
I mean, one dude brought his girlfriend. Does that count?
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: Novus on Mon, 16 December 2013, 19:12:53
I giggled so hard when you said Durian juice.
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 16 December 2013, 20:50:50
I mean, one dude brought his girlfriend. Does that count?

bukkake?
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: Novus on Mon, 16 December 2013, 21:07:43
I mean, one dude brought his girlfriend. Does that count?

No, unless this is an open arrangement.
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: berserkfan on Wed, 18 December 2013, 09:15:39
Durian is not foul ****, man! Unless you bought durian in the USA, which is often rotten thanks to them taking months to ship it over in ships because no airline will ship durians.



I giggled so hard when you said Durian juice.
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: Novus on Wed, 18 December 2013, 15:08:15
Durian is not foul ****, man! Unless you bought durian in the USA, which is often rotten thanks to them taking months to ship it over in ships because no airline will ship durians.



I giggled so hard when you said Durian juice.

I've had Durian abroad before and I really like it so >_>
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: iri on Thu, 19 December 2013, 02:33:33
the best part about durian is its smell.
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 30 December 2013, 23:29:47
**** IT! The robe has just devolved over time into a napkin that you can wear.
Title: Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
Post by: Novus on Tue, 31 December 2013, 00:36:50
**** IT! The robe has just devolved over time into a napkin that you can wear.
Sounds sexy and environmentally conscious 10/10