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Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« on: Fri, 13 December 2013, 23:46:49 »
So I got this super sweet fluffy-assed spa robe with my initials sewn onto it to rock like a king around the apartment. Less than 4hrs of an average Friday night with noisyturtle and friends, and it's already stained with food, blood, vomit, durian juice, and a burn hole. See, this is why I can't have nice things.
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #1 on: Fri, 13 December 2013, 23:50:04 »
look on the bright side.

nobody came on it
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #2 on: Fri, 13 December 2013, 23:52:44 »
Quote from: demik on Fri, 13 December 2013, 23:50:04
look on the bright side.

nobody came on it

That never happens around here, so worries.  :))

















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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #3 on: Fri, 13 December 2013, 23:53:29 »
well then you need new friends!
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:18:37 »
durian juice?

how did that happen? I have never heard of durian juice before. You didn't throw the entire fruit into some industrial press, did you?

Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 13 December 2013, 23:46:49
So I got this super sweet fluffy-assed spa robe with my initials sewn onto it to rock like a king around the apartment. Less than 4hrs of an average Friday night with noisyturtle and friends, and it's already stained with food, blood, vomit, durian juice, and a burn hole. See, this is why I can't have nice things.
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:21:42 »
 well at least you didnt get broken pieces of coffee maker in it
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #6 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:24:40 »
Quote from: Lastpilot on Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:21:42
well at least you didnt get broken pieces of coffee maker in it

BOOM

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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:25:50 »
Quote from: berserkfan on Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:18:37
durian juice?

how did that happen? I have never heard of durian juice before. You didn't throw the entire fruit into some industrial press, did you?

Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 13 December 2013, 23:46:49
So I got this super sweet fluffy-assed spa robe with my initials sewn onto it to rock like a king around the apartment. Less than 4hrs of an average Friday night with noisyturtle and friends, and it's already stained with food, blood, vomit, durian juice, and a burn hole. See, this is why I can't have nice things.

Nono, just a bunch of ultra nerds partying after finals, playing King of Fighters '00 on Neo Geo and Melee on Gamecube. Losers have to eat a chunk of that foul **** and chase it with a shot. It's so bad, the entire apartment smells like rancid onions (which does cover up the vomit smell.)
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:32:29 »
bro, you don't have a bro night with your bros while wearing a fancy brobe
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #9 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:35:18 »
Quote from: demik on Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:32:29
bro, you don't have a bro night with your bros while wearing a fancy brobe

it's fine, I'm wearing a sexy santa suit underneath
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #10 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:41:06 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:35:18
Quote from: demik on Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:32:29
bro, you don't have a bro night with your bros while wearing a fancy brobe

it's fine, I'm wearing a sexy santa suit underneath

 :))
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #11 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:55:53 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:35:18
Quote from: demik on Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:32:29
bro, you don't have a bro night with your bros while wearing a fancy brobe

it's fine, I'm wearing a sexy santa suit underneath


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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #12 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 01:10:59 »
Ain't no party like a Turtle party!
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #13 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 07:34:18 »
Quote from: demik on Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:32:29
bro, you don't have a bro night with your bros while wearing a fancy brobe

You do if everyone gets a fancy robe!

YOLO  :-*
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #14 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 08:20:05 »
Quote from: demik on Fri, 13 December 2013, 23:50:04
look on the bright side.

nobody came on it

*none that he's aware of....



^^ this is a very disturbing emoticon, it's a game controller, but HAHA.. from far away...
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #15 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 09:49:37 »
This whole thread seems kind of disturbing...
Not only the onion head but the fact that you would wear a robe on a bro night...
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #16 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 10:11:23 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:35:18
Quote from: demik on Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:32:29
bro, you don't have a bro night with your bros while wearing a fancy brobe

it's fine, I'm wearing a sexy santa suit underneath

All this and still no sex?

I agree, you need new friends.
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #17 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 10:32:09 »
Quote from: HUNTERANGEL121 on Sat, 14 December 2013, 09:49:37
This whole thread seems kind of disturbing...
Not only the onion head but the fact that you would wear a robe on a bro night...

did he specify if bro night had "--potential--" female attendance?
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #18 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 11:13:05 »
He didn't mention anything about females.. But by the sounds of it, it was only guys, blood, vomit, and juice, can only be guys....
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #19 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 13:26:11 »
Quote from: HUNTERANGEL121 on Sat, 14 December 2013, 11:13:05
He didn't mention anything about females.. But by the sounds of it, it was only guys, blood, vomit, and juice, can only be guys....

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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #20 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 13:44:29 »
It was a sausage fest and not a bro night then.
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #21 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 13:47:23 »
Awful lot of judgement about how there needs to be girls for sex here.
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #22 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 13:50:12 »
Quote from: tjcaustin on Sat, 14 December 2013, 13:47:23
Awful lot of judgement about how there needs to be girls for sex here.

Iri understands.
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #23 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 14:00:39 »
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Sat, 14 December 2013, 13:50:12
Quote from: tjcaustin on Sat, 14 December 2013, 13:47:23
Awful lot of judgement about how there needs to be girls for sex here.

Iri understands.

the question is, whether or not sausage was intentional.
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #24 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 14:01:18 »
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Sat, 14 December 2013, 13:50:12
Quote from: tjcaustin on Sat, 14 December 2013, 13:47:23
Awful lot of judgement about how there needs to be girls for sex here.

Iri understands.

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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #25 on: Sat, 14 December 2013, 15:13:47 »
Quote from: SpAmRaY on Sat, 14 December 2013, 13:50:12
Quote from: tjcaustin on Sat, 14 December 2013, 13:47:23
Awful lot of judgement about how there needs to be girls for sex here.

Iri understands.
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I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #26 on: Sun, 15 December 2013, 23:50:24 »
Sick bastards, the whole lot of you.

Of course there were no girls (why not, turtle?) otherwise there would be a story about how the CHICK vomited on his robe after engulfing too much sausage.


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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #27 on: Mon, 16 December 2013, 13:29:36 »
Quote from: iri on Sat, 14 December 2013, 13:44:29
It was a sausage fest and not a bro night then.

+1

Quote from: tjcaustin on Sat, 14 December 2013, 13:47:23
Awful lot of judgement about how there needs to be girls for sex here.

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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #28 on: Mon, 16 December 2013, 13:34:32 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Sat, 14 December 2013, 00:25:50
Losers have to eat a chunk of that foul **** and chase it with a shot. It's so bad, the entire apartment smells like rancid onions (which does cover up the vomit smell.)

+1 for excellent use of durian. :thumb:

Sorry about the robe, man.
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #29 on: Mon, 16 December 2013, 15:54:36 »
I mean, one dude brought his girlfriend. Does that count?
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #30 on: Mon, 16 December 2013, 19:12:53 »
I giggled so hard when you said Durian juice.
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #31 on: Mon, 16 December 2013, 20:50:50 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 16 December 2013, 15:54:36
I mean, one dude brought his girlfriend. Does that count?

bukkake?
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #32 on: Mon, 16 December 2013, 21:07:43 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 16 December 2013, 15:54:36
I mean, one dude brought his girlfriend. Does that count?

No, unless this is an open arrangement.
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #33 on: Wed, 18 December 2013, 09:15:39 »
Durian is not foul ****, man! Unless you bought durian in the USA, which is often rotten thanks to them taking months to ship it over in ships because no airline will ship durians.



Quote from: the1onewolf on Mon, 16 December 2013, 19:12:53
I giggled so hard when you said Durian juice.
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #34 on: Wed, 18 December 2013, 15:08:15 »
Quote from: berserkfan on Wed, 18 December 2013, 09:15:39
Durian is not foul ****, man! Unless you bought durian in the USA, which is often rotten thanks to them taking months to ship it over in ships because no airline will ship durians.



Quote from: the1onewolf on Mon, 16 December 2013, 19:12:53
I giggled so hard when you said Durian juice.

I've had Durian abroad before and I really like it so >_>
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #35 on: Thu, 19 December 2013, 02:33:33 »
the best part about durian is its smell.
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(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #36 on: Mon, 30 December 2013, 23:29:47 »
**** IT! The robe has just devolved over time into a napkin that you can wear.
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Re: Owned less than 4hrs - already ruined
« Reply #37 on: Tue, 31 December 2013, 00:36:50 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 30 December 2013, 23:29:47
**** IT! The robe has just devolved over time into a napkin that you can wear.
Sounds sexy and environmentally conscious 10/10
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