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Title: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Thu, 06 February 2014, 09:53:04
This is not a troll post

If you know a smart and nice to see girl, tell her to contact me, I feel very lonely...

I'm 45 years old, but look like 35, love sport, swimming, sea, my dog...   need help from your community, this is much more important than keyboards !!!

Cheers. Bruno.

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Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:00:58
OK, I'm a french with all things you guys can think about us, but before beeing french I'm a Celtic, like Irishs, Scottichs, etcetera^^
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:01:57
Women cost so much more than keyboards.  :-*
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Post by: kilogeek on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:02:35
And I love this forum and all of their members :)
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: zoolzoo on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:03:02
Are you open to dudes as well? A couple of my friends are gay and have been looking for a mature Frenchman.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:03:50
Women cost so much more than keyboards.  :-*

Cost is nothing when you love...
Title: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Belfong on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:05:25
Women cost so much more than keyboards.  :-*
+1 and they use their pizza fingers on your keyboards. Are you sure you want women?

Btw, shouldn't this be in other sub forum like everything else?
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:07:24
Wait, Geekhack has a dating service now?

SINCE WHEN???

Also, I predict this thread will be moved to off-topic shortly. (EDIT: And there it is...)
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: p3rhaps on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:08:25
eHarmony, Okcupid, Craigslist, Facebook ........ geekhack?
...
I don't even.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:08:32
Are you open to dudes as well? A couple of my friends are gay and have been looking for a mature Frenchman.

XLOL, I love men too but I'm not gay^^ only military camarads are awesome to me. But if they have smart sisters... ?

I'm an ex- Officer, I would be a Colonel if I did not dismissed, my best friends are in the FFL
Title: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Belfong on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:09:42
No wonder you are so serious in your photo. Smile a little more, dude.
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Post by: Wildcard on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:14:27
Nice try Mark Summers

(http://i.imgur.com/gYgJciF.jpg)
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Post by: hcry4 on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:15:39
(http://i.imgur.com/sbLhxm7.gif)
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: osi on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:16:25
Are you opposed to a BOYFRIEND?
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:18:11
Are you opposed to a BOYFRIEND?

Are you open to dudes as well? A couple of my friends are gay and have been looking for a mature Frenchman.

XLOL, I love men too but I'm not gay^^ only military camarads are awesome to me. But if they have smart sisters... ?

I'm an ex- Officer, I would be a Colonel if I did not dismissed, my best friends are in the FFL
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: iri on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:19:24
i like how so many people say that women are costly, etc, and offer men to kilogeek instead.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: yasuo on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:20:52
Like this: :eek:
I like keyboards better than people.
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Post by: baldgye on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:24:30
This thread is 100% guaranteed to get results.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Wildcard on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:28:35
This thread is 100% guaranteed to get results.


GLWS
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: ideus on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:29:35
As I am based overseas now, all women that are around have olive skin and long, long, long legs. Interested?
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: ideus on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:33:27
This is not a troll post

If you know a smart and nice to see girl, tell her to contact me, I feel very lonely...

I'm 45 years old, but look like 35, love sport, swimming, sea, my dog...   need help from your community, this is much more important than keyboards !!!

Cheers. Bruno.

(Attachment Link)


BTW, you are young for a GHer... I know, we also have kids on the block.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: iri on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:34:10
in france you can get a woman of whatever colour
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Post by: jdcarpe on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:34:46
in france you can get a woman of whatever colour

In Soviet Russia, woman get you! :P
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: iri on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:36:45
**** yeah, i know some places which you can't exit un****ed
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: ideus on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:37:39
in france you can get a woman of whatever colour

In Soviet Russia, woman get you! :p


Whatever X appears to be zero in the menu of the OP though   :(
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: demik on Thu, 06 February 2014, 10:57:43
The secret is in the salsa
**** yeah, i know some places which you can't exit un****ed

P in the B ****ed or p in the v ****ed? If it's the v then I'm listening.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 12:02:54
i like how so many people say that women are costly, etc, and offer men to kilogeek instead.

hahahahahahahahahaha(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/026.gif)
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 12:03:38
Also...   we need timestamp that that's really you .... (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion_custom/th_serio.gif)
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 06 February 2014, 12:26:20
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 12:36:39
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.

Um.... so what you're saying is, all women are prostitutes? (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/014.gif)

hahahahaha



i can see how some of you may construe that as misogynistic.. I assure you it's not..

because if all women were prostitutes, then all men are johns... so you see... balance is restored.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Binge on Thu, 06 February 2014, 12:37:33
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.

This post was brought to my attention by your blatant disrespect for human life based on gender, and then I saw that you are from Florida.  No wonder.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 12:39:49
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.

This post was brought to my attention by your blatant disrespect for human life based on gender, and then I saw that you are from Florida.  No wonder.

what are you talking about?   

Prove he's wrong about a few thousand...

There was no indication of malice, or any highbrow overtone..  He simply stated that the cost to a man to engage in a relationship with a women could amount to a few thousand dollars, either in time cost, or literal expenses..
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Tarzan on Thu, 06 February 2014, 12:42:12
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.

This post was brought to my attention by your blatant disrespect for human life based on gender, and then I saw that you are from Florida.  No wonder.

A thread like this, or the one about asking a girl out via a computer game, is a real litmus test for people I prefer to ignore.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 06 February 2014, 12:42:49
We need a relationship advice subforum.  Purely for entertainment purposes.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Binge on Thu, 06 February 2014, 12:45:27
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.

This post was brought to my attention by your blatant disrespect for human life based on gender, and then I saw that you are from Florida.  No wonder.

what are you talking about?   

Prove he's wrong about a few thousand...

There was no indication of malice, or any highbrow overtone..  He simply stated that the cost to a man to engage in a relationship with a women could amount to a few thousand dollars, either in time cost, or literal expenses..

not talking about money.  money is required for any adult relationship.

His comment about her place in the kitchen is what irritates.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 06 February 2014, 12:45:50
We need a relationship advice subforum.  Purely for entertainment purposes.

Here's your first topic, 'Don't talk about keyboards on the first day.' :D
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Tarzan on Thu, 06 February 2014, 12:47:35
We need a relationship advice subforum.  Purely for entertainment purposes.

Here's your first topic, 'Don't talk about keyboards on the first day.' :D

The first rule of fight club is...

 :-X
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: TheSoulhunter on Thu, 06 February 2014, 12:50:46
Wow, investing a few thousand? What girls are you dating?
I'm in a continuous relationship for over 7 years now and I didn't even spent 1k on her so far :3
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: hashbaz on Thu, 06 February 2014, 12:51:02
We need a relationship advice subforum.  Purely for entertainment purposes.

Here's your first topic, 'Don't talk about keyboards on the first day.' :D

The first rule of fight club is...

 :-X

Naw, the first rule of keyboard club is Be Patient.  "Don't talk about X on the first date" is covered in the first chapter of the General Handbook of Rules & Instructions for the Obsessively Inclined.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 06 February 2014, 12:53:03
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.

This post was brought to my attention by your blatant disrespect for human life based on gender, and then I saw that you are from Florida.  No wonder.
Bro. It was a joke…
I'm not like that in person. You should see or be around people in my school.… But go prove me wrong. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)
And basing my personality off of where I live? That's new...
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 06 February 2014, 12:57:56
Wow, investing a few thousand? What girls are you dating?
I'm in a continuous relationship for over 7 years now and I didn't even spent 1k on her so far :3
With the amout of star bucks they drink I think I would be up there. And phone cases, phones, and everything apple and clothes.
It's Miami. That's the best explanation I can give. I hate it.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: hashbaz on Thu, 06 February 2014, 12:58:04
Bro. It was a joke…
I'm not like that in person. You should see or be around people in my school.… But go prove me wrong. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif) (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)
And basing my personality off of where I live? That's new...

OH GOOD thanks for clearing that up.  At least you're not *explicitly* misogynistic in addition to being unfunny and supportive of an atmosphere in which women are belittled. :thumb:
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: ideus on Thu, 06 February 2014, 12:58:45
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.

This post was brought to my attention by your blatant disrespect for human life based on gender, and then I saw that you are from Florida.  No wonder.

A thread like this, or the one about asking a girl out via a computer game, is a real litmus test for people I prefer to ignore.


Don't post Tarzan, Jane already left heading Congo.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: ideus on Thu, 06 February 2014, 13:02:53
Bro. It was a joke…
I'm not like that in person. You should see or be around people in my school.… But go prove me wrong. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif) (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)
And basing my personality off of where I live? That's new...

OH GOOD thanks for clearing that up.  At least you're not *explicitly* misogynistic in addition to being unfunny and supportive of an atmosphere in which women are belittled. :thumb:


Are you a woman disguised as a senior GHer?
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 06 February 2014, 13:05:17
Bro. It was a joke…
I'm not like that in person. You should see or be around people in my school.… But go prove me wrong. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif) (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)
And basing my personality off of where I live? That's new...

OH GOOD thanks for clearing that up.  At least you're not *explicitly* misogynistic in addition to being unfunny and supportive of an atmosphere in which women are belittled. :thumb:
Yea. I'm not like that in person. I have respect for everyone until they give me a reason to ignore them.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: iri on Thu, 06 February 2014, 13:08:01
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.
In France, people can cook normal food.
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Post by: baldgye on Thu, 06 February 2014, 13:10:23
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.
In France, people can cook normal food.

lies!
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 06 February 2014, 13:11:02
Define "normal food". I can cook omelets and that's about it other than samiches.
I'm a master of Ramen Noodle.
Can almost cook rice and beans. Steak is easy too.
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Post by: iri on Thu, 06 February 2014, 13:14:09
Define "normal food". I can cook omelets and that's about it other than samiches.
I'm a master of Ramen Noodle.
Can almost cook rice and beans. Steak is easy too.
You can ALMOST cook rice? Lolnoob
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: ideus on Thu, 06 February 2014, 13:16:16
I am confused now. Seeing posts appearing to be written by women that are "applying" for the opening made me wonder if those are from actual girls, or are just "aspirational" things ???
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Wildcard on Thu, 06 February 2014, 13:17:26
Wow, investing a few thousand? What girls are you dating?
I'm in a continuous relationship for over 7 years now and I didn't even spent 1k on her so far :3


Champagne wishes and caviar dreams
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: hashbaz on Thu, 06 February 2014, 13:23:27
Yea. I'm not like that in person. I have respect for everyone until they give me a reason to ignore them.

In person or not, it's still you.
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Post by: Dubsgalore on Thu, 06 February 2014, 13:24:04
good luck in your search kilogeek  :cool:
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Post by: Novus on Thu, 06 February 2014, 13:24:44
A french exchange student fed me jack fruit once when I was drunk.
She was cute and tall.
Anyways, carry fruit around.
Fruit is sexy.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: eth0s on Thu, 06 February 2014, 13:31:46
Hmm, I'm not sure what to make of this post.

Is kilogeek married and looking for a girlfriend?

Or just looking to meet somebody?

Why did you guys think he was secretly gay? 

I didn't get the gay vibe off this guy at all, but there was a little creep factor in there.  Which is why I think he might be married.

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Post by: sth on Thu, 06 February 2014, 13:32:49
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.

shame on you, man.
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Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 06 February 2014, 13:49:18
Define "normal food". I can cook omelets and that's about it other than samiches.
I'm a master of Ramen Noodle.
Can almost cook rice and beans. Steak is easy too.
You can ALMOST cook rice? Lolnoob
Well I'm 16....
And my mom cooks for me lol...
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: iri on Thu, 06 February 2014, 13:49:59
Why did you guys think he was secretly gay? 
it seems to me that some people here just think that women are too high maintenance.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: ideus on Thu, 06 February 2014, 13:53:12
it seems to me that some people here just think that women are too high maintenance.



Aren't they? What kind of women do you know? and I meant emotionally demanding.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 06 February 2014, 14:02:30
We need a relationship advice subforum.  Purely for entertainment purposes.

Here's your first topic, 'Don't talk about keyboards on the first day.' :D

I would hold off talking about the keyboards until the female has visual conformation of the keyboards.  Then the topic shall be breached.  And the answer is always something about RSI.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: iri on Thu, 06 February 2014, 14:04:10
it seems to me that some people here just think that women are too high maintenance.



Aren't they? What kind of women do you know? and I meant emotionally demanding.
maybe. many kinds. fine.
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Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 14:09:52
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.

This post was brought to my attention by your blatant disrespect for human life based on gender, and then I saw that you are from Florida.  No wonder.

what are you talking about?   

Prove he's wrong about a few thousand...

There was no indication of malice, or any highbrow overtone..  He simply stated that the cost to a man to engage in a relationship with a women could amount to a few thousand dollars, either in time cost, or literal expenses..

not talking about money.  money is required for any adult relationship.

His comment about her place in the kitchen is what irritates.

wha.... where are u seeing -kitchen-...  did he make that post somewhere else?
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 06 February 2014, 14:10:36
it seems to me that some people here just think that women are too high maintenance.



Aren't they? What kind of women do you know? and I meant emotionally demanding.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TavdhEfnecw/UO3AG7X56xI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/531oz9LWIvA/s1600/20130107_084600.jpg)
I drop a towel and the bathroom is a mess.
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Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 14:11:02
Wow, investing a few thousand? What girls are you dating?
I'm in a continuous relationship for over 7 years now and I didn't even spent 1k on her so far :3

If you were paid minimum wage to listen to her, you know, the times when whatever she's saying isn't intelligible...

Add that up.. sorry to tell ya this buddy,  Ur down at least $80,000 in the past 7 years
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Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 14:12:57
Bro. It was a joke…
I'm not like that in person. You should see or be around people in my school.… But go prove me wrong. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif) (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)
And basing my personality off of where I live? That's new...

OH GOOD thanks for clearing that up.  At least you're not *explicitly* misogynistic in addition to being unfunny and supportive of an atmosphere in which women are belittled. :thumb:


Are you a woman disguised as a senior GHer?


are you implying a woman can't be a senior GHer?

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/073.gif)
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Thu, 06 February 2014, 15:25:57
I know a girl who actually seems fascinated with keyboards based on some pictures I've posted on Facebook. So, they're out there.
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Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 06 February 2014, 15:27:37
I know a girl who actually seems fascinated with keyboards based on some pictures I've posted on Facebook. So, they're out there.

Of course they're out there. The problem is finding them...
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 15:34:22
I know a girl who actually seems fascinated with keyboards based on some pictures I've posted on Facebook. So, they're out there.

Of course they're out there. The problem is finding them...

oh, you mean women who are -fascinated- by some-form-of-vanity? 

you don't say... out there?   probably 90%


with respect to GH, the fact is, people here spend so much time on finding keyboard stuff, that they have none left to appropriate towards females..
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Post by: demik on Thu, 06 February 2014, 15:35:23
such alphas in here
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Post by: YoungMichael88 on Thu, 06 February 2014, 15:37:14

I know a girl who actually seems fascinated with keyboards based on some pictures I've posted on Facebook. So, they're out there.

Of course they're out there. The problem is finding them...
And that's the easy part!
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: eth0s on Thu, 06 February 2014, 15:45:36
Actually, there are many interesting women who are currently members of GH.  In fact there is one in this thread, and you guys completely missed her.  Well, she is a girl in high school, so maybe it's better you guys missed her.

Back to the OP, if the guy is not married, I don't think it's strange to look for a girlfriend who is into keyboards.  In fact, I have a fantasy of meeting a beautiful woman who loves keyboards, and who is totally swept away by my keyboard collection and awesome clack collection.  I think this fantasy is mainly caused by the fact that I'm married to a woman who is rather indifferent to keyboards, and clacks.  But, in her defense, she pretends to understand my hobby, which I guess is something.  But she still complains that they take up too much room, which TBH, they do at this point.

Anyway, I hope the OP finds a nice Celtic girl who loves keyboards.  And hopefully she speaks French.  But asking other GH members to direct their sisters your way is totally skeevy.

 
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Post by: paicrai on Thu, 06 February 2014, 15:49:47
I have a feeling this will happen a bunch later in this thread
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Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 06 February 2014, 15:52:12
(http://i.imgur.com/OUSwYeC.gif)
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Post by: YoungMichael88 on Thu, 06 February 2014, 15:54:30

I know a girl who actually seems fascinated with keyboards based on some pictures I've posted on Facebook. So, they're out there.

Of course they're out there. The problem is finding them...

oh, you mean women who are -fascinated- by some-form-of-vanity? 

you don't say... out there?   probably 90%
We can't just lump keyboards in with everything else here. Keyboards are not just another form of vanity to most people, female or otherwise. I would say in the eyes of the majority, our hobby seems like nonsense at first without further explanation and nonsense even after. So finding someone who immediately says something like "oh cool!" Or "I'm fascinated, tell me more" etc. before you even speak a word rather than "why do you need more than one" or "that seems silly" is quite rare I would think. Especially in a female.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 06 February 2014, 15:55:44
Actually, there are many interesting women who are currently members of GH.  In fact there is one in this thread, and you guys completely missed her.  Well, she is a girl in high school, so maybe it's better you guys missed her.

Back to the OP, if the guy is not married, I don't think it's strange to look for a girlfriend who is into keyboards.  In fact, I have a fantasy of meeting a beautiful woman who loves keyboards, and who is totally swept away by my keyboard collection and awesome clack collection.  I think this fantasy is mainly caused by the fact that I'm married to a woman who is rather indifferent to keyboards, and clacks.  But, in her defense, she pretends to understand my hobby, which I guess is something.  But she still complains that they take up too much room, which TBH, they do at this point.

Anyway, I hope the OP finds a nice Celtic girl who loves keyboards.  And hopefully she speaks French.  But asking other GH members to direct their sisters your way is totally skeevy.


Move to another borough.  I hear you can get more space for keyboard storage for the same price.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:02:50

I know a girl who actually seems fascinated with keyboards based on some pictures I've posted on Facebook. So, they're out there.

Of course they're out there. The problem is finding them...

oh, you mean women who are -fascinated- by some-form-of-vanity? 

you don't say... out there?   probably 90%
We can't just lump keyboards in with everything else here. Keyboards are not just another form of vanity to most people, female or otherwise. I would say in the eyes of the majority, our hobby seems like nonsense at first without further explanation and nonsense even after. So finding someone who immediately says something like "oh cool!" Or "I'm fascinated, tell me more" etc. before you even speak a word rather than "why do you need more than one" or "that seems silly" is quite rare I would think. Especially in a female.


This argument would not be productive, as what constitutes "vanity" is difficult to box in..

hmm

my point was...  women are typically quite preoccupied with status, because it greatly enhances the prospects of their offspring..  since they can "on their own" only have a few in a lifetime.


Unlike men, who could have theoretically have indefinitely many, as long as he's still breathing...


This would Correlate with the Vanity-search in females, because vanity implies significant resources that exceed what is necessary for mere survival....

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion_custom/th_serio.gif)
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: iri on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:06:31
Well, she is a girl in high school, so maybe it's better you guys missed her.
WHO?! WHO?! WHO?!
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: eth0s on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:08:21
Actually, there are many interesting women who are currently members of GH.  In fact there is one in this thread, and you guys completely missed her.  Well, she is a girl in high school, so maybe it's better you guys missed her.

Back to the OP, if the guy is not married, I don't think it's strange to look for a girlfriend who is into keyboards.  In fact, I have a fantasy of meeting a beautiful woman who loves keyboards, and who is totally swept away by my keyboard collection and awesome clack collection.  I think this fantasy is mainly caused by the fact that I'm married to a woman who is rather indifferent to keyboards, and clacks.  But, in her defense, she pretends to understand my hobby, which I guess is something.  But she still complains that they take up too much room, which TBH, they do at this point.

Anyway, I hope the OP finds a nice Celtic girl who loves keyboards.  And hopefully she speaks French.  But asking other GH members to direct their sisters your way is totally skeevy.


Move to another borough.  I hear you can get more space for keyboard storage for the same price.

lol.  Where can I go?  Staten Island?  I don't have enough muscles or tattoos.  Queens?  I don't have the accent.  The Bronx?   I'm not tough enough.  Heck, demik isn't even tough enough to live in the Bronx.  Well maybe demik could make it.   Brooklyn?  I'm not really hep enough.  However, I do have a beard.  I do like to wear a pork pie hat now and again.  Check shirts are cool with me.  Skinny jeans? I don't own any, but I have the figure for them.  But, I just can't do it.  I like to shower every day.  I don't like to carry around a guitar or banjo that I can't play, and I don't want to ride around on a $5,000 fixed-gear bike.  Also, my parents did not leave me any kind of trust fund.  Not even a little one.  So I think Brooklyn is out too.  So I'm stuck here.   Unless I move to the mountains of West Virginia.  I think i mentioned my other fantasy is to live in a log cabin on top of a mountain and wear overalls with no shirt.  And just have dogs and shotguns everywhere around the log cabin.  And make my own moonshine from 50lbs of corn mash, some yeast, water and sugar.

Like this guy:

(http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2013/08/12/11020820/Tim%20Smith%20with%20Bottle%20of%20Climax%20Moonshine%20Original%20Recipe.jpg)

 
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:14:06
Well, she is a girl in high school, so maybe it's better you guys missed her.
WHO?! WHO?! WHO?!


so  50/50

kilogeek

SpAmRaY

Belfong

Computer-Lab in Basement

iri

yasuo

baldgye

jdcarpe

demik

HUNTERANGEL121

Binge

hashbaz

Dubsgalore

sth

YoungMichael88



-possibles....   and if we are to assume she exists, and eth0s knows her, and given how much of a pathetic loser he appears to be, then he would've gone out of his way to speak -nice- to her... so if someone looked through eth0s's threads... you can probably spot this person...


Tarzan

prdlm2009

TheSoulhunter

paicrai

ideus

p3rhaps

Wildcard

hcry4

osi

zoolzoo
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: demik on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:14:57
Well, she is a girl in high school, so maybe it's better you guys missed her.
WHO?! WHO?! WHO?!

HunterAngel

Quote
Heck, demik isn't even tough enough to live in the Bronx.  Well maybe demik could make it.

HA! I'm as tough as CptBadAss (see: not tough at all).
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:15:43
Well, she is a girl in high school, so maybe it's better you guys missed her.
WHO?! WHO?! WHO?!


so  50/50

kilogeek

SpAmRaY

Belfong

Computer-Lab in Basement

iri

yasuo

baldgye

jdcarpe

demik

HUNTERANGEL121

Binge

hashbaz

Dubsgalore

sth

YoungMichael88

Tarzan

prdlm2009

TheSoulhunter

paicrai

ideus

p3rhaps

Wildcard

hcry4

osi

zoolzoo

Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:17:19
asdf
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: iri on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:17:57
Tarzan
prdlm2009
TheSoulhunter
paicrai
ideus
p3rhaps
Wildcard
hcry4
osi
zoolzoo
Tarzan
prdlm2009
TheSoulhunter
paicrai
ideus

all those are sausage bearers.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: demik on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:19:03
asdf

why are you attacking eth0s and calling him a pathetic loser?
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:19:05
Tarzan
prdlm2009
TheSoulhunter
paicrai
ideus
p3rhaps
Wildcard
hcry4
osi
zoolzoo
Tarzan
prdlm2009
TheSoulhunter
paicrai
ideus

all those are sausage bearers.


p3rhaps
Wildcard
hcry4
osi
zoolzoo
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:19:59
asdf

why are you attacking eth0s and calling him a pathetic loser?

harmless jib?

he just comes off as the type of guy who'd be nice to a girl on the internet simply cuz it's a girl

why so serious?

demik,, focus...  task at hand


p3rhaps
Wildcard
hcry4
osi
zoolzoo
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: demik on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:20:13
Wildcard is a guy, take him off the list.

and eth0s is often nice to everybody unless they act like idiots. doubt what sex they are matters to him.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: iri on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:20:36
-possibles....   and if we are to assume she exists, and eth0s knows her, and given how much of a pathetic loser he appears to be, then he would've gone out of his way to speak -nice- to her... so if someone looked through eth0s's threads... you can probably spot this person...
compared to you, eth0s seems to be rather a pathological winner. sorry if that hurt your feelings.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:21:01
Wildcard is a guy, take him off the list.

Wildcard

p3rhaps
hcry4
osi
zoolzoo
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:21:49
-possibles....   and if we are to assume she exists, and eth0s knows her, and given how much of a pathetic loser he appears to be, then he would've gone out of his way to speak -nice- to her... so if someone looked through eth0s's threads... you can probably spot this person...
compared to you, eth0s seems to be rather a pathological winner. sorry if that hurt your feelings.

no iri it doesn't... LOL.. you all often forget this is the internet.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: iri on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:22:11
zoolzoo is a guy as well.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:23:08
zoolzoo is a guy as well.

zoolzoo

hcry4

p3rhaps

osi
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:27:11
Nobody mentioned "the1onewolf"
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:30:04
Nobody mentioned "the1onewolf"


zoolzoo

hcry4

osi  <-saw a picture in the packaging reflection I think it's a guy

p3rhaps <--  too few posts..

the1onewolf

Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: iri on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:30:42
Nobody mentioned "the1onewolf"
is a wolf.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:32:47
Nobody mentioned "the1onewolf"
is a wolf.

so ur sure it's the wolf?
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: esoomenona on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:33:49
This thread went from stupid to worse.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:35:41
This thread went from stupid to worse.
Does this mean my gif-prophecy is true?
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:39:06
This thread went from stupid to worse.
Does this mean my gif-prophecy is true?

Yes

Also... it's not the wolf.. he's a guy..

ok.. back track..

kilogeek

SpAmRaY

Computer-Lab in Basement

iri

yasuo

baldgye

jdcarpe

demik

Binge

hashbaz

Dubsgalore

sth

YoungMichael88

the1onewolf


--UNSURE--


Belfong

HUNTERANGEL121

Tarzan

prdlm2009

TheSoulhunter

paicrai

ideus

p3rhaps

Wildcard

hcry4

osi

zoolzoo




Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Tarzan on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:39:52
My spouse just made me bread pudding, with heavy cream.  I am a lucky guy...   ;D
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Novus on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:46:54
It's definitely HUNTERANGEL121
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Photoelectric on Thu, 06 February 2014, 16:47:23
This thread went from stupid to worse.

This is an good summary.  Best to take a break here.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: dorkvader on Thu, 06 February 2014, 22:18:40
Break is now over: please feel free to continue.

Please note: let's not make this too personal.

Remember:
This is not a troll post

---
Edit: Just to be clear, this topic was locked as a precaution. "just in case" it needed to be. After determining the precaution was not needed, we decided to unlock it and allow things to continue as normal.

We now return to your regularly scheduled entertaining forum topic.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Wildcard on Thu, 06 February 2014, 22:30:40
I'm Mr. Nice Guy :)
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Hull on Thu, 06 February 2014, 22:39:15
Desperate last resort to seek partner on geekhack ends in locked thread? Would not be good.
Thank god for good admins.

_______________________________________________________________________
"Now the geek girl hunt goes on. Sound the trumpet good Sir. Release the hounds."

Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Photoelectric on Thu, 06 February 2014, 22:40:28
Desperate last resort to seek partner on geekhack ends in locked thread? Would not be good.
Thank god for good admins.

_______________________________________________________________________
"Now the geek girl hunt goes on. Sound the trumpet good Sir. Release the hounds."

That is not why it was locked  ;)
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 06 February 2014, 23:07:25
this is the most serious thread ever to be a thing on the internet. no more games, only moist hugs.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 06 February 2014, 23:13:47
This thread.... Is entertaining as hell!
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: elton5354 on Thu, 06 February 2014, 23:53:05
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 06 February 2014, 23:55:46
this is the most serious thread ever to be a thing on the internet. no more games, only moist hugs.

I wonder if the OP got any real bites yet....  (http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/tuzki-bunnys/tuzki-bunny-emoticon-034.gif)
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 06 February 2014, 23:57:35
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 07 February 2014, 00:01:32

Is that how you do it turtle?  not lying + 50 turtles..(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/073.gif)
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: p3rhaps on Fri, 07 February 2014, 00:25:43
Wow, this already creepy thread got... weird.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Input Nirvana on Fri, 07 February 2014, 00:42:43
This thread should talk more about girls. If you talk about them, they magically appear.

Plus, it's far more interesting.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: quickcrx702 on Fri, 07 February 2014, 00:51:00
There's always Palmela Handerson, or Palmeesha if you want to be more exotic.  ROFL seriously though, women love to annoy the **** out of you when you're in a relationship, though the kids part makes it worth it if you're at a stage in life where you want that.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 00:56:37
Nice Admin :) You've finally unlocked this important thread^^

Keyboards are amazing, but a community can also be a good place for group therapy LOL
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 01:09:12
I would like to know although if they are any alcoholics in the community... Being alcoholic do not mean you're not smart. I am (anonymous) and most of the time I don't drink and must not, but this happens when I feel too lonely and it's always hard to stop when you started. The only good medecine that is not yet totally legal in France is Baclofene, helps a lot to suppress addiction, this and praying...  this is not about women but not so far in fact :)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baclofen
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 01:13:32
This thread should talk more about girls. If you talk about them, they magically appear.

Plus, it's far more interesting.

Why talking about girls ? Don't they talk enough ?  :))

My dog is a girl, she is very smart and kind, but she listen to me and never ask me to stop talking^^ It's a border collie, best brand IMO :)


My Dana is not a pure border collie, it's a border staff, but as smart as collies, she knows more than 100 words ! A bit more speed than collies :)
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: iri on Fri, 07 February 2014, 01:20:06
I would like to know although if they are any alcoholics in the community... Being alcoholic do not mean you're not smart. I am (anonymous) and most of the time I don't drink and must not, but this happens when I feel too lonely and it's always hard to stop when you started.
so, you drink sometimes when you feel lonely? that doesn't make you an alcoholic.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: quickcrx702 on Fri, 07 February 2014, 01:45:04
Alcoholics go to meetings.  I'm just a drunk, among a few other bad habits, LOL.  Intelligent people are actually more likely to fall victim to substance abuse, not because of any emotional problems, but because it's there to explore.  Drugs and alcohol should be used for fun, not for an escape, because it really doesn't help for that.  If you feel lonely, get away from your keyboard and get outside!!!  If you're overly shy, then have a drink first.  I actually have the opposite problem as you, I want to be left alone because I hardly get time to myself.  My dream vacation right now is to have a week to myself and do absolutely nothing, with nobody.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 07 February 2014, 01:52:02
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ****? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ***gots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my *****
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Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: iri on Fri, 07 February 2014, 02:01:32
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ****? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ***gots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my *****
(Attachment Link)
nice try. now go suck some durian juice!
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: quickcrx702 on Fri, 07 February 2014, 02:12:22
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ****? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ***gots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my *****
(Attachment Link)

ROFL.  That was AWESOME.  Seriously, I don't get why people go to meetings for that ****.  If you want to stop doing something, JUST STOP.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 02:18:29
I would like to know although if they are any alcoholics in the community... Being alcoholic do not mean you're not smart. I am (anonymous) and most of the time I don't drink and must not, but this happens when I feel too lonely and it's always hard to stop when you started.
so, you drink sometimes when you feel lonely? that doesn't make you an alcoholic.

No, I'm a real one, as long as I don't drink it's ok, if I start IDK when I'll be able to stop... All my parents died from this disease.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 02:20:21
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ****? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ***gots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my *****
(Attachment Link)

This is my Dana and she seems smarter than you :)

[attachimg=1]

And this is what she is able to draw :

[attachimg=2]

And this is what made me who I am today, with no glory at all :


Cheers, may God put something in your skull :)



A nice example of human kind best idiots XLOL
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 02:35:17
And here is my family :
feature=share&list=RDNdu7RaRvtEE&index=1

Their are not no-life brothers, this is the FFL, one of the best army corpse in the world.

more here in english :
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: iri on Fri, 07 February 2014, 02:42:33
A nice example of human kind best idiots XLOL
noisyturtle is just trolling in a silly way :p he wasn't describing himself really.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 03:17:07
I hope so, because I love your community and would not like to be rejected for things I say :)
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 03:25:31
As I maybe not said, I'm a US friend but also a french patriot, I respect all countries patriots, because they are not liers...
And i'm not only a geek, I'm also very history-educated, I know France and the USA have all to gain beeing friends, you are 300 Millions citizens, we are 70 Millions, but much tougher than you, why can I say that ? Because I've lived 4 years in N.A. and seen positives and negatives facts.
No one is perfect, we need to keep our friendship because you and us can bring a lot to each other :)
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Novus on Fri, 07 February 2014, 03:38:35
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ****? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ***gots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my *****
(Attachment Link)

Basketball and football.
Pffftt
Since you asked, I play golf the sport of privilege.
Running? Nope, privilege dont do that.
Walking? No I use a golf cart of course silly
I make the caddy walk with my heavy ass bag though.
Oh and I don't replace my divots either because privilege.
I wear pink shirts and only use HONMA - the one and only brand of privilege!
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 07 February 2014, 03:41:11
Keyboards are amazing, but a community can also be a good place for group therapy LOL

We even have a therapy therapy thread, see my signature.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Belfong on Fri, 07 February 2014, 04:02:11
This is one bizarre thread. Op started looking for girls, then admits he is alcoholic and.. Wait. I have nothing good to say here. Do I get post count?!
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 07 February 2014, 04:31:17
What even is this thread now

help I can't even  :blank:
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 07 February 2014, 04:32:10
What even is this thread now

help I can't even  :blank:

Do you need a girlfriend?
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 07 February 2014, 04:32:44
This is one bizarre thread. Op started looking for girls, then admits he is alcoholic and.. Wait. I have nothing good to say here. Do I get post count?!

Nope its in off topic :(
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: baldgye on Fri, 07 February 2014, 04:41:25
I hope this is all an elaborate troll... Lol otherwise I just feel bad for the OP....
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 04:48:37
I'm the OP, feeling bad today, will feel better next days... Hope is my only "weapon"...

This thread is full of awesome posts, need your moral help, as I said, I feel this GEEKHACK community to be full of smart and nice peoples :)

Don't hesitate to send me your phone number, I can call all countries for free (free.fr) I'm much more fluent english speaker (US) than writer, and also spanish fluent... If you have some time, I lack communication these days...  [phone number removed]
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 04:54:06
I hope this is all an elaborate troll... Lol otherwise I just feel bad for the OP....

Thanks for your compassion, I'm not a troll and will never be.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 04:56:45
I was a french ground forces Officer, we don't even know what trolls mean, and we ignore them...
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Tym on Fri, 07 February 2014, 05:04:41
At OP, as a French Patriarch did you vote for the National Front, "Front National" ?

They seem pretty popular now.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 05:38:10
At OP, as a French Patriarch did you vote for the National Front, "Front National" ?

They seem pretty popular now.

I never voted. Some can say it's a shame. I will never vote for republicans liers... I"m a royalist, we lost our kings and french revolution was a dramatic civil war...  FN may be the best option nowdays, but I'm not sure of that, lots of weird people in the mass... I would like republic to fall... Napoleon was a tyran and he did many bad things that made other europeans countries hate France. Although he was a great leader, like Hitler, I still can't understand why LOUIS XVI had is head cutted... he was one of the most democratic king in France and had a real democracy project like the one exist in the U.K.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Tym on Fri, 07 February 2014, 05:39:34
You're alright Frenchy  :thumb:
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 05:42:14
Love you too, you have the luck to still have a Queen, we don't :(
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 05:47:24
The main thing I can blame UK for, as a celtic, is the assassination of Marie Stuart, this is a shame for your kingdom, she did nothing wrong, her only fault was to be a catholic, french, and trying to help scottland independancy. But you, as an english citizen is not responsible of that, just wanted to inform you^^
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Tym on Fri, 07 February 2014, 05:51:41
As a French citizen I am very upset that you allowed your capital city to fall to a certain fascist militant force   :p
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 05:53:55
As a French citizen I am very upset that you allowed your capital city to fall to a certain fascist militant force   :p
Be more explicit, I'm not sure to understand...
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 05:58:46
Facist and Nazis are words most people don't know anything about... History is a maze... read books, than you will know what were fascits and nazis, they were not worst than communists, believe me !
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Tym on Fri, 07 February 2014, 06:08:43
I didn't realise there was communist threat in France, aside from the French Communist Party. :))
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Tym on Fri, 07 February 2014, 06:09:18
Oh Christ, I forgot about your silly tax rate :eek:
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: zoolzoo on Fri, 07 February 2014, 06:51:29
Kilogeek, what are your feelings on the band "Kickback"?
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 06:55:28
Kilogeek, what are your feelings on the band "Kickback"?

Don't know anything about... a link please ?
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 06:58:43
I didn't realise there was communist threat in France, aside from the French Communist Party. :))

Oh yes there was and it's still there...   If you can find a translation of the academician Maurice Druon (La France aux ordres d'un cadavre), you will see what I'm talking about^^
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 07 February 2014, 07:10:20
What even is this thread now

help I can't even  :blank:

Do you need a girlfriend?
:blank: :blank: :blank:
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: osi on Fri, 07 February 2014, 07:14:29
wtf did I get myself into by posting in the thread.

RUNNNNN
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 07 February 2014, 07:28:09
wtf did I get myself into by posting in the thread.

RUNNNNN
i'm truly a prophet


let the gifs speak through you and become one of us
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: osi on Fri, 07 February 2014, 07:30:53
wtf did I get myself into by posting in the thread.

RUNNNNN
i'm truly a prophet


let the gifs speak through you and become one of us

I refuse
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 07 February 2014, 07:33:41
[attachimg=1]

Everybody needs someone special in their life.  ;D
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Fullcream on Fri, 07 February 2014, 07:38:44
kilogeek you look very cool in that photo. Nice tie and peak lapels.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 08:44:35
I'm a cool guy, trying to help poor peoples when I can... My only boss is Christ. I'm a kind of prophet only in the way I see things coming...
Religious wars are not what God whishes, but a war is much better than a fake peace...
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 07 February 2014, 09:07:03
wtf did I get myself into by posting in the thread.

RUNNNNN
i'm truly a prophet


let the gifs speak through you and become one of us

I refuse
:(
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: eddie on Fri, 07 February 2014, 09:56:34
How is anything more important than keyboards?
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: esoomenona on Fri, 07 February 2014, 09:58:12
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ****? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ***gots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my *****
(Attachment Link)

Stop Right There Criminal Scum,

My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it's fun stealing shopkeepers' property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.

Don't be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than "commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves"? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; **** was SO gold). You are all criminals who should have just payed the fine. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me apprehending a criminal.

(https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/c/c4/Imperialcash.jpg)
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: kilogeek on Fri, 07 February 2014, 10:24:37
XLOL, what a troll...
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: daetsid on Fri, 07 February 2014, 10:32:03
will send u mine ;)
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: quickcrx702 on Fri, 07 February 2014, 11:07:20
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ****? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ***gots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my *****
(Attachment Link)

Stop Right There Criminal Scum,

My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it's fun stealing shopkeepers' property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.

Don't be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than "commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves"? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; **** was SO gold). You are all criminals who should have just payed the fine. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me apprehending a criminal.

Show Image
(https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/c/c4/Imperialcash.jpg)


Is that skooma in your hand?
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 07 February 2014, 11:10:53
Guys...

This thread is really bad... I'm starting to see that "terrible wrongness" about people on the internet...


You know the feeling, when you get on Chan, and you're like.. omfg.. h8888888888..

Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: osi on Fri, 07 February 2014, 11:34:24
TP why you creeping on my reflection photo. I'm glad I zipped up my pants for the shot
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 07 February 2014, 11:37:42
TP why you creeping on my reflection photo. I'm glad I zipped up my pants for the shot

LOLOL....  I was in detective mode for a bit few pages back because of iri's comment..

Sorry... didn't mean to be pervy....  (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/073.gif)
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: osi on Fri, 07 February 2014, 11:42:52
TP why you creeping on my reflection photo. I'm glad I zipped up my pants for the shot

LOLOL....  I was in detective mode for a bit few pages back because of iri's comment..

Sorry... didn't mean to be pervy.... 
Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/073.gif)


No worries. I thought it was quite funny
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Daniel Beardsmore on Fri, 07 February 2014, 16:29:52
It's funny — I was recently thinking about the idea of a Deskthority secret Valentine's day, but there are virtually no known women (I can only think of two, and the username of only one) and too few people of unknown gender to reveal their gender (even if only in secret) — pretty much everyone I've dealt with there is confirmed as male. I get the impression that there are significantly more women at geekhack; why, I have no idea.

Having people crawl out the woodwork won't do, as you won't know these people well enough to make any kind of judgement call. At least, not if you're a real old-school character who can't think outside of technology, as I am. While I don't dress like stereotypical 70s and 80s computer nerds (with a tank top (sweater vest) and all) that era is far closer to my mindset. As a kid, it never quite occurred me that you would have to actually work out what to do with a girlfriend, and now that I've recognised the question, I still can't answer it — it's a complete mystery to me. It's actually well beyond discovering who Podworld were, on the no-hope/no-win/impossible to decipher scale. There's wanting something you can have, wanting something you can't have (whether it exists or not), and then there is wanting something that you don't even understand or have any idea what you would have if you had one.

I suspect I would be well served by a lobotomy. It can't be too many years before I can simply have all the offending neurons disconnected (maybe even as a home-use kit), so that I no longer have to be so hopelessly consumed by wanting something that doesn't exist, cannot be explained, described or even comprehended, and never will.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Tym on Fri, 07 February 2014, 16:35:15
I get the impression that there are significantly more women at geekhack; why, I have no idea.

According to the Stats
Quote
Male to Female Ratio   28.3:1

So 29280 members divided by 28.3 = Just over 1000

So if my maths works (which I think/hope it has) there are 1000 females here *Tips fedora
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 07 February 2014, 16:55:29
I get the impression that there are significantly more women at geekhack; why, I have no idea.

According to the Stats
Quote
Male to Female Ratio   28.3:1

So 29280 members divided by 28.3 = Just over 1000

So if my maths works (which I think/hope it has) there are 1000 females here *Tips fedora

m'lady
[attachimg=1]
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 07 February 2014, 17:10:18
I get the impression that there are significantly more women at geekhack; why, I have no idea.

According to the Stats
Quote
Male to Female Ratio   28.3:1

So 29280 members divided by 28.3 = Just over 1000

So if my maths works (which I think/hope it has) there are 1000 females here *Tips fedora

m'lady
[attachimg=1]


Doubt it... LIES....(http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazyonion.gif?1)
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 07 February 2014, 17:17:18
It's funny — I was recently thinking about the idea of a Deskthority secret Valentine's day, but there are virtually no known women (I can only think of two, and the username of only one) and too few people of unknown gender to reveal their gender (even if only in secret) — pretty much everyone I've dealt with there is confirmed as male. I get the impression that there are significantly more women at geekhack; why, I have no idea.

Having people crawl out the woodwork won't do, as you won't know these people well enough to make any kind of judgement call. At least, not if you're a real old-school character who can't think outside of technology, as I am. While I don't dress like stereotypical 70s and 80s computer nerds (with a tank top (sweater vest) and all) that era is far closer to my mindset. As a kid, it never quite occurred me that you would have to actually work out what to do with a girlfriend, and now that I've recognised the question, I still can't answer it — it's a complete mystery to me. It's actually well beyond discovering who Podworld were, on the no-hope/no-win/impossible to decipher scale. There's wanting something you can have, wanting something you can't have (whether it exists or not), and then there is wanting something that you don't even understand or have any idea what you would have if you had one.

I suspect I would be well served by a lobotomy. It can't be too many years before I can simply have all the offending neurons disconnected (maybe even as a home-use kit), so that I no longer have to be so hopelessly consumed by wanting something that doesn't exist, cannot be explained, described or even comprehended, and never will.

Hmmmm..... 

Sure.. a custom fit life-perspective via neural programming..  sounds good...


When you ask questions such as knowing "wants and needs", very generally we can say -anything- that could potentially contribute to the continuance of our species either through the self or the collective would constitute a human "desire."

Now... what you're saying is.. because such needs are now so complex relative to the individual, you are lost as to your purpose given indefinitely many options to pursue...

If you're already doing something you like.. that's really it...  there isn't MORE to life..  we'd like to think that as an individual, there is an infinite sky to grasp at.. but that is simply not-yet-true. (individuals today are mortal)


As a species perhaps, but as just one man.. we are cogs in a machine, to be used, worn, and replaced.  If you choose to believe otherwise, or delude yourself into it, then that could only produce malady either physically or psychosomatic-ally...
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Daniel Beardsmore on Fri, 07 February 2014, 17:21:18
I was intentionally vague. It's not something I really discuss openly. Hence your not understanding what I actually meant.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 07 February 2014, 17:24:20
I was intentionally vague. It's not something I really discuss openly. Hence your not understanding what I actually meant.

So what did you mean?

Girl single.

You get

You + Girl  = ? ? ?


And my point is   You + Girl =  Procreation = continuance of humanity..

That's really it....

If you're looking for happiness... that's just a crude chemical reaction that is not terrible precise, and can hardly see the big picture..

Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Daniel Beardsmore on Fri, 07 February 2014, 17:28:55
Considering that I would be a useless father, it would be better to do that neuron disconnection. Nature also wants what it cannot have.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Novus on Fri, 07 February 2014, 17:30:43
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Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 07 February 2014, 17:49:49
(Attachment Link)

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/071.gif)
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 07 February 2014, 17:54:53
Considering that I would be a useless father, it would be better to do that neuron disconnection. Nature also wants what it cannot have.

mmm...

"nature wants what it cannot have"..   This is merely an extension of gravitational phenomenon.. where objects with mass attract each other..

so there is a "general" trend towards the collection of external mass..

More precisely, it is not that you can-not have it... it's that you do not YET have it..


Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Daniel Beardsmore on Fri, 07 February 2014, 17:56:50
It's almost amusing to watch you digging yourself into a hole of spiralling misunderstanding.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 07 February 2014, 17:58:46
It's almost amusing to watch you digging yourself into a hole of spiralling misunderstanding.

whats amusing is your inability to understand that I know you better than you know yourself..

Well.. I suppose that's not amusing to me, since it's just your ego to protect your simple mind.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: demik on Fri, 07 February 2014, 22:25:30
I get the impression that there are significantly more women at geekhack; why, I have no idea.

According to the Stats
Quote
Male to Female Ratio   28.3:1

So 29280 members divided by 28.3 = Just over 1000

So if my maths works (which I think/hope it has) there are 1000 females here *Tips fedora

m'lady
[attachimg=1]


oh hey it's reddit.
Title: Re: NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!
Post by: Moderation Team on Fri, 07 February 2014, 23:11:08
This thread is going nowhere helpful.  Re-locking.