Women cost so much more than keyboards. :-*
Women cost so much more than keyboards. :-*+1 and they use their pizza fingers on your keyboards. Are you sure you want women?
Are you open to dudes as well? A couple of my friends are gay and have been looking for a mature Frenchman.
Are you opposed to a BOYFRIEND?
Are you open to dudes as well? A couple of my friends are gay and have been looking for a mature Frenchman.
XLOL, I love men too but I'm not gay^^ only military camarads are awesome to me. But if they have smart sisters... ?
I'm an ex- Officer, I would be a Colonel if I did not dismissed, my best friends are in the FFL
I like keyboards better than people.
This thread is 100% guaranteed to get results.
This is not a troll post
If you know a smart and nice to see girl, tell her to contact me, I feel very lonely...
I'm 45 years old, but look like 35, love sport, swimming, sea, my dog... need help from your community, this is much more important than keyboards !!!
Cheers. Bruno.
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in france you can get a woman of whatever colour
in france you can get a woman of whatever colour
In Soviet Russia, woman get you! :p
**** yeah, i know some places which you can't exit un****ed
i like how so many people say that women are costly, etc, and offer men to kilogeek instead.
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.
This post was brought to my attention by your blatant disrespect for human life based on gender, and then I saw that you are from Florida. No wonder.
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.
This post was brought to my attention by your blatant disrespect for human life based on gender, and then I saw that you are from Florida. No wonder.
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.
This post was brought to my attention by your blatant disrespect for human life based on gender, and then I saw that you are from Florida. No wonder.
what are you talking about?
Prove he's wrong about a few thousand...
There was no indication of malice, or any highbrow overtone.. He simply stated that the cost to a man to engage in a relationship with a women could amount to a few thousand dollars, either in time cost, or literal expenses..
We need a relationship advice subforum. Purely for entertainment purposes.
We need a relationship advice subforum. Purely for entertainment purposes.
Here's your first topic, 'Don't talk about keyboards on the first day.' :D
We need a relationship advice subforum. Purely for entertainment purposes.
Here's your first topic, 'Don't talk about keyboards on the first day.' :D
The first rule of fight club is...
:-X
Bro. It was a joke…Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.
This post was brought to my attention by your blatant disrespect for human life based on gender, and then I saw that you are from Florida. No wonder.
Wow, investing a few thousand? What girls are you dating?With the amout of star bucks they drink I think I would be up there. And phone cases, phones, and everything apple and clothes.
I'm in a continuous relationship for over 7 years now and I didn't even spent 1k on her so far :3
Bro. It was a joke…
I'm not like that in person. You should see or be around people in my school.… But go prove me wrong. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif) (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)
And basing my personality off of where I live? That's new...
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.
This post was brought to my attention by your blatant disrespect for human life based on gender, and then I saw that you are from Florida. No wonder.
A thread like this, or the one about asking a girl out via a computer game, is a real litmus test for people I prefer to ignore.
Bro. It was a joke…
I'm not like that in person. You should see or be around people in my school.… But go prove me wrong. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif) (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)
And basing my personality off of where I live? That's new...
OH GOOD thanks for clearing that up. At least you're not *explicitly* misogynistic in addition to being unfunny and supportive of an atmosphere in which women are belittled. :thumb:
Yea. I'm not like that in person. I have respect for everyone until they give me a reason to ignore them.Bro. It was a joke…
I'm not like that in person. You should see or be around people in my school.… But go prove me wrong. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif) (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)
And basing my personality off of where I live? That's new...
OH GOOD thanks for clearing that up. At least you're not *explicitly* misogynistic in addition to being unfunny and supportive of an atmosphere in which women are belittled. :thumb:
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.In France, people can cook normal food.
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.In France, people can cook normal food.
Define "normal food". I can cook omelets and that's about it other than samiches.You can ALMOST cook rice? Lolnoob
I'm a master of Ramen Noodle.
Can almost cook rice and beans. Steak is easy too.
Wow, investing a few thousand? What girls are you dating?
I'm in a continuous relationship for over 7 years now and I didn't even spent 1k on her so far :3
Yea. I'm not like that in person. I have respect for everyone until they give me a reason to ignore them.
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.
Well I'm 16....Define "normal food". I can cook omelets and that's about it other than samiches.You can ALMOST cook rice? Lolnoob
I'm a master of Ramen Noodle.
Can almost cook rice and beans. Steak is easy too.
Why did you guys think he was secretly gay?it seems to me that some people here just think that women are too high maintenance.
We need a relationship advice subforum. Purely for entertainment purposes.
Here's your first topic, 'Don't talk about keyboards on the first day.' :D
it seems to me that some people here just think that women are too high maintenance.maybe. many kinds. fine.
Aren't they? What kind of women do you know? and I meant emotionally demanding.
Getting a girlfriend is really investing a few thousand.… You better hope she can make a damn good sandwich.
This post was brought to my attention by your blatant disrespect for human life based on gender, and then I saw that you are from Florida. No wonder.
what are you talking about?
Prove he's wrong about a few thousand...
There was no indication of malice, or any highbrow overtone.. He simply stated that the cost to a man to engage in a relationship with a women could amount to a few thousand dollars, either in time cost, or literal expenses..
not talking about money. money is required for any adult relationship.
His comment about her place in the kitchen is what irritates.
it seems to me that some people here just think that women are too high maintenance.(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TavdhEfnecw/UO3AG7X56xI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/531oz9LWIvA/s1600/20130107_084600.jpg)
Aren't they? What kind of women do you know? and I meant emotionally demanding.
Wow, investing a few thousand? What girls are you dating?
I'm in a continuous relationship for over 7 years now and I didn't even spent 1k on her so far :3
Bro. It was a joke…
I'm not like that in person. You should see or be around people in my school.… But go prove me wrong. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif) (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)
And basing my personality off of where I live? That's new...
OH GOOD thanks for clearing that up. At least you're not *explicitly* misogynistic in addition to being unfunny and supportive of an atmosphere in which women are belittled. :thumb:
Are you a woman disguised as a senior GHer?
I know a girl who actually seems fascinated with keyboards based on some pictures I've posted on Facebook. So, they're out there.
I know a girl who actually seems fascinated with keyboards based on some pictures I've posted on Facebook. So, they're out there.
Of course they're out there. The problem is finding them...
And that's the easy part!I know a girl who actually seems fascinated with keyboards based on some pictures I've posted on Facebook. So, they're out there.
Of course they're out there. The problem is finding them...
We can't just lump keyboards in with everything else here. Keyboards are not just another form of vanity to most people, female or otherwise. I would say in the eyes of the majority, our hobby seems like nonsense at first without further explanation and nonsense even after. So finding someone who immediately says something like "oh cool!" Or "I'm fascinated, tell me more" etc. before you even speak a word rather than "why do you need more than one" or "that seems silly" is quite rare I would think. Especially in a female.I know a girl who actually seems fascinated with keyboards based on some pictures I've posted on Facebook. So, they're out there.
Of course they're out there. The problem is finding them...
oh, you mean women who are -fascinated- by some-form-of-vanity?
you don't say... out there? probably 90%
Actually, there are many interesting women who are currently members of GH. In fact there is one in this thread, and you guys completely missed her. Well, she is a girl in high school, so maybe it's better you guys missed her.
Back to the OP, if the guy is not married, I don't think it's strange to look for a girlfriend who is into keyboards. In fact, I have a fantasy of meeting a beautiful woman who loves keyboards, and who is totally swept away by my keyboard collection and awesome clack collection. I think this fantasy is mainly caused by the fact that I'm married to a woman who is rather indifferent to keyboards, and clacks. But, in her defense, she pretends to understand my hobby, which I guess is something. But she still complains that they take up too much room, which TBH, they do at this point.
Anyway, I hope the OP finds a nice Celtic girl who loves keyboards. And hopefully she speaks French. But asking other GH members to direct their sisters your way is totally skeevy.
We can't just lump keyboards in with everything else here. Keyboards are not just another form of vanity to most people, female or otherwise. I would say in the eyes of the majority, our hobby seems like nonsense at first without further explanation and nonsense even after. So finding someone who immediately says something like "oh cool!" Or "I'm fascinated, tell me more" etc. before you even speak a word rather than "why do you need more than one" or "that seems silly" is quite rare I would think. Especially in a female.I know a girl who actually seems fascinated with keyboards based on some pictures I've posted on Facebook. So, they're out there.
Of course they're out there. The problem is finding them...
oh, you mean women who are -fascinated- by some-form-of-vanity?
you don't say... out there? probably 90%
Well, she is a girl in high school, so maybe it's better you guys missed her.WHO?! WHO?! WHO?!
Actually, there are many interesting women who are currently members of GH. In fact there is one in this thread, and you guys completely missed her. Well, she is a girl in high school, so maybe it's better you guys missed her.
Back to the OP, if the guy is not married, I don't think it's strange to look for a girlfriend who is into keyboards. In fact, I have a fantasy of meeting a beautiful woman who loves keyboards, and who is totally swept away by my keyboard collection and awesome clack collection. I think this fantasy is mainly caused by the fact that I'm married to a woman who is rather indifferent to keyboards, and clacks. But, in her defense, she pretends to understand my hobby, which I guess is something. But she still complains that they take up too much room, which TBH, they do at this point.
Anyway, I hope the OP finds a nice Celtic girl who loves keyboards. And hopefully she speaks French. But asking other GH members to direct their sisters your way is totally skeevy.
Move to another borough. I hear you can get more space for keyboard storage for the same price.
Well, she is a girl in high school, so maybe it's better you guys missed her.WHO?! WHO?! WHO?!
Well, she is a girl in high school, so maybe it's better you guys missed her.WHO?! WHO?! WHO?!
Heck, demik isn't even tough enough to live in the Bronx. Well maybe demik could make it.
Well, she is a girl in high school, so maybe it's better you guys missed her.WHO?! WHO?! WHO?!
so 50/50kilogeekSpAmRaYBelfongComputer-Lab in BasementiriyasuobaldgyejdcarpedemikHUNTERANGEL121BingehashbazDubsgaloresthYoungMichael88
Tarzan
prdlm2009
TheSoulhunterpaicrai
ideus
p3rhaps
Wildcard
hcry4
osi
zoolzoo
Tarzan
prdlm2009
TheSoulhunter
paicrai
ideus
p3rhaps
Wildcard
hcry4
osi
zoolzoo
asdf
Tarzan
prdlm2009
TheSoulhunter
paicrai
ideus
p3rhaps
Wildcard
hcry4
osi
zoolzooTarzanprdlm2009TheSoulhunterpaicraiideus
all those are sausage bearers.
asdf
why are you attacking eth0s and calling him a pathetic loser?
-possibles.... and if we are to assume she exists, and eth0s knows her, and given how much of a pathetic loser he appears to be, then he would've gone out of his way to speak -nice- to her... so if someone looked through eth0s's threads... you can probably spot this person...compared to you, eth0s seems to be rather a pathological winner. sorry if that hurt your feelings.
Wildcard is a guy, take him off the list.
-possibles.... and if we are to assume she exists, and eth0s knows her, and given how much of a pathetic loser he appears to be, then he would've gone out of his way to speak -nice- to her... so if someone looked through eth0s's threads... you can probably spot this person...compared to you, eth0s seems to be rather a pathological winner. sorry if that hurt your feelings.
zoolzoo is a guy as well.
Nobody mentioned "the1onewolf"
Nobody mentioned "the1onewolf"is a wolf.
Nobody mentioned "the1onewolf"is a wolf.
This thread went from stupid to worse.Does this mean my gif-prophecy is true?
This thread went from stupid to worse.Does this mean my gif-prophecy is true?
This thread went from stupid to worse.
This is not a troll post
Desperate last resort to seek partner on geekhack ends in locked thread? Would not be good.
Thank god for good admins.
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"Now the geek girl hunt goes on. Sound the trumpet good Sir. Release the hounds."
this is the most serious thread ever to be a thing on the internet. no more games, only moist hugs.
This thread should talk more about girls. If you talk about them, they magically appear.
Plus, it's far more interesting.
I would like to know although if they are any alcoholics in the community... Being alcoholic do not mean you're not smart. I am (anonymous) and most of the time I don't drink and must not, but this happens when I feel too lonely and it's always hard to stop when you started.so, you drink sometimes when you feel lonely? that doesn't make you an alcoholic.
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ****? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.nice try. now go suck some durian juice!
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ***gots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my *****
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My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ****? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ***gots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my *****
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I would like to know although if they are any alcoholics in the community... Being alcoholic do not mean you're not smart. I am (anonymous) and most of the time I don't drink and must not, but this happens when I feel too lonely and it's always hard to stop when you started.so, you drink sometimes when you feel lonely? that doesn't make you an alcoholic.
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ****? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ***gots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my *****
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A nice example of human kind best idiots XLOLnoisyturtle is just trolling in a silly way :p he wasn't describing himself really.
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ****? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ***gots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my *****
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Keyboards are amazing, but a community can also be a good place for group therapy LOL
What even is this thread now
help I can't even :blank:
This is one bizarre thread. Op started looking for girls, then admits he is alcoholic and.. Wait. I have nothing good to say here. Do I get post count?!
I hope this is all an elaborate troll... Lol otherwise I just feel bad for the OP....
At OP, as a French Patriarch did you vote for the National Front, "Front National" ?
They seem pretty popular now.
As a French citizen I am very upset that you allowed your capital city to fall to a certain fascist militant force :pBe more explicit, I'm not sure to understand...
Kilogeek, what are your feelings on the band "Kickback"?
I didn't realise there was communist threat in France, aside from the French Communist Party. :))
:blank: :blank: :blank:What even is this thread now
help I can't even :blank:
Do you need a girlfriend?
wtf did I get myself into by posting in the thread.i'm truly a prophet
RUNNNNN
wtf did I get myself into by posting in the thread.i'm truly a prophet
RUNNNNN
let the gifs speak through you and become one of us
:(wtf did I get myself into by posting in the thread.i'm truly a prophet
RUNNNNN
let the gifs speak through you and become one of us
I refuse
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ****? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ***gots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my *****
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My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ****? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ***gots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my *****
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Stop Right There Criminal Scum,
My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it's fun stealing shopkeepers' property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.
Don't be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than "commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves"? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; **** was SO gold). You are all criminals who should have just payed the fine. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me apprehending a criminal.Show Image(https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/c/c4/Imperialcash.jpg)
TP why you creeping on my reflection photo. I'm glad I zipped up my pants for the shot
TP why you creeping on my reflection photo. I'm glad I zipped up my pants for the shot
LOLOL.... I was in detective mode for a bit few pages back because of iri's comment..
Sorry... didn't mean to be pervy....Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/073.gif)
I get the impression that there are significantly more women at geekhack; why, I have no idea.
Male to Female Ratio 28.3:1
I get the impression that there are significantly more women at geekhack; why, I have no idea.
According to the StatsQuoteMale to Female Ratio 28.3:1
So 29280 members divided by 28.3 = Just over 1000
So if my maths works (which I think/hope it has) there are 1000 females here *Tips fedora
I get the impression that there are significantly more women at geekhack; why, I have no idea.
According to the StatsQuoteMale to Female Ratio 28.3:1
So 29280 members divided by 28.3 = Just over 1000
So if my maths works (which I think/hope it has) there are 1000 females here *Tips fedora
m'lady
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It's funny — I was recently thinking about the idea of a Deskthority secret Valentine's day, but there are virtually no known women (I can only think of two, and the username of only one) and too few people of unknown gender to reveal their gender (even if only in secret) — pretty much everyone I've dealt with there is confirmed as male. I get the impression that there are significantly more women at geekhack; why, I have no idea.
Having people crawl out the woodwork won't do, as you won't know these people well enough to make any kind of judgement call. At least, not if you're a real old-school character who can't think outside of technology, as I am. While I don't dress like stereotypical 70s and 80s computer nerds (with a tank top (sweater vest) and all) that era is far closer to my mindset. As a kid, it never quite occurred me that you would have to actually work out what to do with a girlfriend, and now that I've recognised the question, I still can't answer it — it's a complete mystery to me. It's actually well beyond discovering who Podworld were, on the no-hope/no-win/impossible to decipher scale. There's wanting something you can have, wanting something you can't have (whether it exists or not), and then there is wanting something that you don't even understand or have any idea what you would have if you had one.
I suspect I would be well served by a lobotomy. It can't be too many years before I can simply have all the offending neurons disconnected (maybe even as a home-use kit), so that I no longer have to be so hopelessly consumed by wanting something that doesn't exist, cannot be explained, described or even comprehended, and never will.
I was intentionally vague. It's not something I really discuss openly. Hence your not understanding what I actually meant.
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Considering that I would be a useless father, it would be better to do that neuron disconnection. Nature also wants what it cannot have.
It's almost amusing to watch you digging yourself into a hole of spiralling misunderstanding.
I get the impression that there are significantly more women at geekhack; why, I have no idea.
According to the StatsQuoteMale to Female Ratio 28.3:1
So 29280 members divided by 28.3 = Just over 1000
So if my maths works (which I think/hope it has) there are 1000 females here *Tips fedora
m'lady
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