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Title: Would you
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 03 July 2014, 19:43:15
... get into a kidnapper-van  if Scarlett Johansson was driving it ??


did ya'll see the movie, -under the skin- ?
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: FrostyToast on Thu, 03 July 2014, 19:49:26
That is one hard question...
(http://i.imgur.com/p2T29QE.gif)
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: microsoft windows on Thu, 03 July 2014, 20:28:06
Would you use Internet Explorer 6 if Scarlett Johannsson did?
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: IvanIvanovich on Thu, 03 July 2014, 22:11:44
I saw that film a few days ago... it was a total dafuq film really. Maybe I simply wasn't in the mood for 'avant-garde' movie but I more or less came to the conclusion that the brief nudity was the highlight of the film.
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: bueller on Thu, 03 July 2014, 22:19:40
Quote from: IvanIvanovich on Thu, 03 July 2014, 22:11:44
I saw that film a few days ago... it was a total dafuq film really. Maybe I simply wasn't in the mood for 'avant-garde' movie but I more or less came to the conclusion that the brief nudity was the highlight of the film.

ScarJo nudity?
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: IvanIvanovich on Thu, 03 July 2014, 22:20:49
That's right. She gets nekkid.
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 03 July 2014, 22:26:00
Quote from: IvanIvanovich on Thu, 03 July 2014, 22:20:49
That's right. She gets nekkid.

yup.. full frontal..  in HD 1080p  Bluray...  (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/relax1-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862517)


but tbh.. it's not really watching just for that..  it's not really a  good movie..

The question of whether you'd get into a stranger's vehicle if the stranger is ScarJo is more interesting than the movie .. LOL


Title: Re: Would you
Post by: Air tree on Thu, 03 July 2014, 22:56:33
Yes.
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 03 July 2014, 23:01:41
Quote from: Air tree on Thu, 03 July 2014, 22:56:33
Yes.



Me too.

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed1-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)

yea... I think if aliens came down and tried to abduct me, I'd be too weak... which means they probably wouldn't want me anyway..  well.. problem averted...  nice job Tp4...

Title: Re: Would you
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Thu, 03 July 2014, 23:13:01
Yea. But if I'm willing, is it even kidnapping?
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: Elrick on Thu, 03 July 2014, 23:15:34
Quote from: IvanIvanovich on Thu, 03 July 2014, 22:20:49
That's right. She gets nekkid.

Yeah my Mrs saw it, in fact she liked the movie more so, since Ms. Johanssen was in it.  Why would that be?
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: Air tree on Thu, 03 July 2014, 23:20:21
"Get in the van!"
(http://dudeareyouserious.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/scarlett-johansson-under-the-skin-movie.jpg?w=610)


"Yes Ms. Scarlet, anything you say!" (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_083_v2.gif)






Ps. Downloading 'Under the Skin' right now.
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 03 July 2014, 23:51:27
Can you believe that **** sent the guy who hacked her phone to jail? That man is a goddamn hero, he should've gotten a ticker-tape parade!
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 04 July 2014, 02:29:45
what is this? "would you look at tits if they killed you" or something?

**** no, i'd find another pair of tits, probs on the interwebs, or literally tits and learn something
also are we thinking female weirdos-in-vans are ok because they're hot?
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: iri on Fri, 04 July 2014, 03:13:48
Quote from: paicrai on Fri, 04 July 2014, 02:29:45
what is this? "would you look at tits if they killed you" or something?

**** no, i'd find another pair of tits, probs on the interwebs, or literally tits and learn something
also are we thinking female weirdos-in-vans are ok because they're hot?
Have you ever touched real boobs?
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 04 July 2014, 03:18:03
Quote from: iri on Fri, 04 July 2014, 03:13:48
Quote from: paicrai on Fri, 04 July 2014, 02:29:45
what is this? "would you look at tits if they killed you" or something?

**** no, i'd find another pair of tits, probs on the interwebs, or literally tits and learn something
also are we thinking female weirdos-in-vans are ok because they're hot?
Have you ever touched real boobs?
yes, what's your point?
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: baldgye on Fri, 04 July 2014, 03:21:55
Probably not, given how she conducts herself IRL.
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 03:40:53
Quote from: baldgye on Fri, 04 July 2014, 03:21:55
Probably not, given how she conducts herself IRL.

GET in The VAN !!

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Snipped from Bray, so you guys can see those curves better.  click-to-expand
2nd image light adjusted
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: iri on Fri, 04 July 2014, 03:57:44
Quote from: paicrai on Fri, 04 July 2014, 03:18:03
Quote from: iri on Fri, 04 July 2014, 03:13:48
Quote from: paicrai on Fri, 04 July 2014, 02:29:45
what is this? "would you look at tits if they killed you" or something?

**** no, i'd find another pair of tits, probs on the interwebs, or literally tits and learn something
also are we thinking female weirdos-in-vans are ok because they're hot?
Have you ever touched real boobs?
yes, what's your point?
congratulations
no point, just was curious
i'm glad you did
hope you were not talking about cherry mx reds
these don't count
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:02:21
Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Thu, 03 July 2014, 23:13:01
Yea. But if I'm willing, is it even kidnapping?

hahahahha... I guess not... just a-sorta bad trade, your life for mere moments with ScarJo..

/Yolo w/ScarJo
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:07:27

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:02:21
Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Thu, 03 July 2014, 23:13:01
Yea. But if I'm willing, is it even kidnapping?

hahahahha... I guess not... just a-sorta bad trade, your life for mere moments with ScarJo..

/Yolo w/ScarJo
Well, you never said she would murder me. I imagine she would just keep me tied up or something, which would probably fulfill some people's fantasies.
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:14:56
Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:07:27

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:02:21
Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Thu, 03 July 2014, 23:13:01
Yea. But if I'm willing, is it even kidnapping?

hahahahha... I guess not... just a-sorta bad trade, your life for mere moments with ScarJo..

/Yolo w/ScarJo
Well, you never said she would murder me. I imagine she would just keep me tied up or something, which would probably fulfill some people's fantasies.

you sure these arn't Your Fantasies?

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:17:07
Quote from: iri on Fri, 04 July 2014, 03:57:44
Quote from: paicrai on Fri, 04 July 2014, 03:18:03
Quote from: iri on Fri, 04 July 2014, 03:13:48
Quote from: paicrai on Fri, 04 July 2014, 02:29:45
what is this? "would you look at tits if they killed you" or something?

**** no, i'd find another pair of tits, probs on the interwebs, or literally tits and learn something
also are we thinking female weirdos-in-vans are ok because they're hot?
Have you ever touched real boobs?
yes, what's your point?
congratulations
no point, just was curious
i'm glad you did
hope you were not talking about cherry mx reds
these don't count
oh, cool
Title: Would you
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:17:20
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:14:56
Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:07:27

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:02:21
Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Thu, 03 July 2014, 23:13:01
Yea. But if I'm willing, is it even kidnapping?

hahahahha... I guess not... just a-sorta bad trade, your life for mere moments with ScarJo..

/Yolo w/ScarJo
Well, you never said she would murder me. I imagine she would just keep me tied up or something, which would probably fulfill some people's fantasies.

you sure these arn't Your Fantasies?

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)

With her? I'd volunteer to be held captive and bound haha.

EDIT: I might even beg.
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:18:13
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:14:56
Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:07:27

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:02:21
Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Thu, 03 July 2014, 23:13:01
Yea. But if I'm willing, is it even kidnapping?

hahahahha... I guess not... just a-sorta bad trade, your life for mere moments with ScarJo..

/Yolo w/ScarJo
Well, you never said she would murder me. I imagine she would just keep me tied up or something, which would probably fulfill some people's fantasies.

you sure these arn't Your Fantasies?

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)

shots fired
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:19:35

Quote from: paicrai on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:18:13
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:14:56
Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:07:27

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:02:21
Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Thu, 03 July 2014, 23:13:01
Yea. But if I'm willing, is it even kidnapping?

hahahahha... I guess not... just a-sorta bad trade, your life for mere moments with ScarJo..

/Yolo w/ScarJo
Well, you never said she would murder me. I imagine she would just keep me tied up or something, which would probably fulfill some people's fantasies.

you sure these arn't Your Fantasies?

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)

shots fired
Lets not get too graphic here ;)
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: paicrai on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:24:46
Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:19:35

Quote from: paicrai on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:18:13
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:14:56
Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:07:27

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:02:21
Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Thu, 03 July 2014, 23:13:01
Yea. But if I'm willing, is it even kidnapping?

hahahahha... I guess not... just a-sorta bad trade, your life for mere moments with ScarJo..

/Yolo w/ScarJo
Well, you never said she would murder me. I imagine she would just keep me tied up or something, which would probably fulfill some people's fantasies.

you sure these arn't Your Fantasies?

Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/069.gif)

shots fired
Lets not get too graphic here ;)
JESUS CHRIST
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:28:29
Zing!!!
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: Elrick on Fri, 04 July 2014, 07:09:20
Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:07:27

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:02:21
Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Thu, 03 July 2014, 23:13:01
Yea. But if I'm willing, is it even kidnapping?

hahahahha... I guess not... just a-sorta bad trade, your life for mere moments with ScarJo..

/Yolo w/ScarJo
Well, you never said she would murder me. I imagine she would just keep me tied up or something, which would probably fulfill some people's fantasies.

Pity some people here make comments on a film they have never seen just yet.  Make sure you watch it before getting all 'excited' due to her starring in it.

Nothing much to say except she meets her end in a desolate forest with a randy trucker  8) .
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: Oobly on Fri, 04 July 2014, 10:50:30
No.


I don't think she's hot. And besides, how many famous chicks are the kind you can actually get along with for any length of time.
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 12:16:14
Quote from: Oobly on Fri, 04 July 2014, 10:50:30
No.


I don't think she's hot. And besides, how many famous chicks are the kind you can actually get along with for any length of time.

(http://eemoticons.net/Upload/big%20onion/th_54.gif)

you guys take this a bit literal no?  haha
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: Findecanor on Fri, 04 July 2014, 16:32:52
Quote from: Oobly on Fri, 04 July 2014, 10:50:30
I don't think she's hot. And besides, how many famous chicks are the kind you can actually get along with for any length of time.
Me neither. I don't get what people see in her except for her curves.

Not all famous chicks are difficult to get along with. I think famous people are just as ordinary as other people when you get to know them. I base my opinion on stories I have read on movie-related forums about celebrity encounters.
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 04 July 2014, 17:03:27
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Title: Re: Would you
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 17:24:05
Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 04 July 2014, 17:03:27
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Tp4 also prefers Curvy...

Title: Re: Would you
Post by: Air tree on Fri, 04 July 2014, 23:26:13
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 17:24:05
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Tp4 also prefers Curvy...
Did someone say CURVY
(http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/49744-mad-men-gets-its-own-makeup-line/1329946178_christina-hendricks-467.jpg)

Mhm, Curves (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_083_v2.gif)
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 23:35:16
Quote from: Air tree on Fri, 04 July 2014, 23:26:13
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 17:24:05
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Tp4 also prefers Curvy...
Did someone say CURVY
Show Image
(http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/49744-mad-men-gets-its-own-makeup-line/1329946178_christina-hendricks-467.jpg)


Mhm, Curves
Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_083_v2.gif)


hip to waist ratio  0.6 / 0.7  are the best...  Yay fractions.. (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/pretty-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862516)
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: YoungMichael88 on Sat, 05 July 2014, 00:23:55

Quote from: Air tree on Fri, 04 July 2014, 23:26:13
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 17:24:05
Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 04 July 2014, 17:03:27
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Tp4 also prefers Curvy...
Did someone say CURVY
Show Image
(http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/49744-mad-men-gets-its-own-makeup-line/1329946178_christina-hendricks-467.jpg)


Mhm, Curves
Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_083_v2.gif)

She can kidnap me anytime also.
Title: Re: Would you
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 05 July 2014, 00:39:14
Quote from: YoungMichael88 on Sat, 05 July 2014, 00:23:55

Quote from: Air tree on Fri, 04 July 2014, 23:26:13
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 04 July 2014, 17:24:05
Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 04 July 2014, 17:03:27
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(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/uhuhuh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862523)




Tp4 also prefers Curvy...
Did someone say CURVY
Show Image
(http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/49744-mad-men-gets-its-own-makeup-line/1329946178_christina-hendricks-467.jpg)


Mhm, Curves
Show Image
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_083_v2.gif)

She can kidnap me anytime also.

Or the other way around.. whateves... (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/steal-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862521)