Author Topic: Would you  (Read 4820 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline tp4tissue

  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 13722
  • Location: Official Geekhack Public Defender..
  • OmniExpert of: Rice, Top-Ramen, Ergodox, n Females
Would you
« on: Thu, 03 July 2014, 19:43:15 »
... get into a kidnapper-van  if Scarlett Johansson was driving it ??


did ya'll see the movie, -under the skin- ?

Offline FrostyToast

  • Litshoard
  • * Exquisite Elder
  • Posts: 2368
  • Location: Canada
Re: Would you
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 03 July 2014, 19:49:26 »
That is one hard question...
Quote from: elton5354
I don't need anymore keyboards

Offline microsoft windows

  • Blue Troll of Death
  • * Exalted Elder
  • Posts: 3621
  • President of geekhack.org
    • Get Internet Explorer 6
Re: Would you
« Reply #2 on: Thu, 03 July 2014, 20:28:06 »
Would you use Internet Explorer 6 if Scarlett Johannsson did?
CLICK HERE!     OFFICIAL PRESIDENT OF GEEKHACK.ORG    MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN MERRY CHRISTMAS

Offline IvanIvanovich

  • Mr. Silk Underwear
  • Posts: 8199
  • Location: USA
Re: Would you
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 03 July 2014, 22:11:44 »
I saw that film a few days ago... it was a total dafuq film really. Maybe I simply wasn't in the mood for 'avant-garde' movie but I more or less came to the conclusion that the brief nudity was the highlight of the film.

Offline bueller

  • MX baller
  • * Esteemed Elder
  • Posts: 3769
  • Location: Perth, Australia
  • Church of the Ergo Clear
Re: Would you
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 03 July 2014, 22:19:40 »
I saw that film a few days ago... it was a total dafuq film really. Maybe I simply wasn't in the mood for 'avant-garde' movie but I more or less came to the conclusion that the brief nudity was the highlight of the film.

ScarJo nudity?
It's a good width!  If it's half-width it's too narrow, and full-width is too wide. 

[WTT] bueller's trade thread - CLACKS WANTED

Offline IvanIvanovich

  • Mr. Silk Underwear
  • Posts: 8199
  • Location: USA
Re: Would you
« Reply #5 on: Thu, 03 July 2014, 22:20:49 »
That's right. She gets nekkid.

Offline tp4tissue

  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 13722
  • Location: Official Geekhack Public Defender..
  • OmniExpert of: Rice, Top-Ramen, Ergodox, n Females
Re: Would you
« Reply #6 on: Thu, 03 July 2014, 22:26:00 »
That's right. She gets nekkid.

yup.. full frontal..  in HD 1080p  Bluray... 


but tbh.. it's not really watching just for that..  it's not really a  good movie..

The question of whether you'd get into a stranger's vehicle if the stranger is ScarJo is more interesting than the movie .. LOL



Offline Air tree

  • Better late than never ^-^
  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Posts: 2206
  • Location: Satellite Beach, FL
  • Formerly not demik
Re: Would you
« Reply #7 on: Thu, 03 July 2014, 22:56:33 »
Yes.

Offline tp4tissue

  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 13722
  • Location: Official Geekhack Public Defender..
  • OmniExpert of: Rice, Top-Ramen, Ergodox, n Females
Re: Would you
« Reply #8 on: Thu, 03 July 2014, 23:01:41 »
Yes.



Me too.



yea... I think if aliens came down and tried to abduct me, I'd be too weak... which means they probably wouldn't want me anyway..  well.. problem averted...  nice job Tp4...


Offline YoungMichael88

  • HHKB Wannabe
  • * Elevated Elder
  • Posts: 1399
  • Location: Canada
  • After all, music soothes even the savage beast
Re: Would you
« Reply #9 on: Thu, 03 July 2014, 23:13:01 »
Yea. But if I'm willing, is it even kidnapping?
Too Soon™          LZ-GH       Full Metal Poker

Offline Elrick

  • Hype Master
  • Posts: 4895
  • Location: CrapTown, Convict Settlement
  • Keyboard Orgasmist
Re: Would you
« Reply #10 on: Thu, 03 July 2014, 23:15:34 »
That's right. She gets nekkid.

Yeah my Mrs saw it, in fact she liked the movie more so, since Ms. Johanssen was in it.  Why would that be?

Offline Air tree

  • Better late than never ^-^
  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Posts: 2206
  • Location: Satellite Beach, FL
  • Formerly not demik
Re: Would you
« Reply #11 on: Thu, 03 July 2014, 23:20:21 »
"Get in the van!"



"Yes Ms. Scarlet, anything you say!"






Ps. Downloading 'Under the Skin' right now.
« Last Edit: Thu, 03 July 2014, 23:22:02 by Air tree »

Offline noisyturtle

  • * Exalted Elder
  • Posts: 6497
  • comfortably numb
Re: Would you
« Reply #12 on: Thu, 03 July 2014, 23:51:27 »
Can you believe that **** sent the guy who hacked her phone to jail? That man is a goddamn hero, he should've gotten a ticker-tape parade!

Offline paicrai

  • Actually a Jane Austen novel
  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Posts: 470
  • Location: sun stuff
  • mindblank
Re: Would you
« Reply #13 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 02:29:45 »
what is this? "would you look at tits if they killed you" or something?

**** no, i'd find another pair of tits, probs on the interwebs, or literally tits and learn something
also are we thinking female weirdos-in-vans are ok because they're hot?
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

Offline iri

  • Posts: 1031
  • Location: England
Re: Would you
« Reply #14 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 03:13:48 »
what is this? "would you look at tits if they killed you" or something?

**** no, i'd find another pair of tits, probs on the interwebs, or literally tits and learn something
also are we thinking female weirdos-in-vans are ok because they're hot?
Have you ever touched real boobs?
(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.

-Ray Bradbury

Offline paicrai

  • Actually a Jane Austen novel
  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Posts: 470
  • Location: sun stuff
  • mindblank
Re: Would you
« Reply #15 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 03:18:03 »
what is this? "would you look at tits if they killed you" or something?

**** no, i'd find another pair of tits, probs on the interwebs, or literally tits and learn something
also are we thinking female weirdos-in-vans are ok because they're hot?
Have you ever touched real boobs?
yes, what's your point?
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

Offline baldgye

  • Will Smith Disciple
  • Posts: 4780
  • Location: UK
Re: Would you
« Reply #16 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 03:21:55 »
Probably not, given how she conducts herself IRL.

Offline tp4tissue

  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 13722
  • Location: Official Geekhack Public Defender..
  • OmniExpert of: Rice, Top-Ramen, Ergodox, n Females
Re: Would you
« Reply #17 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 03:40:53 »
Probably not, given how she conducts herself IRL.

GET in The VAN !!

69840-0
69842-1
Snipped from Bray, so you guys can see those curves better.  click-to-expand
2nd image light adjusted

Offline iri

  • Posts: 1031
  • Location: England
Re: Would you
« Reply #18 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 03:57:44 »
what is this? "would you look at tits if they killed you" or something?

**** no, i'd find another pair of tits, probs on the interwebs, or literally tits and learn something
also are we thinking female weirdos-in-vans are ok because they're hot?
Have you ever touched real boobs?
yes, what's your point?
congratulations
no point, just was curious
i'm glad you did
hope you were not talking about cherry mx reds
these don't count
(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.

-Ray Bradbury

Offline tp4tissue

  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 13722
  • Location: Official Geekhack Public Defender..
  • OmniExpert of: Rice, Top-Ramen, Ergodox, n Females
Re: Would you
« Reply #19 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:02:21 »
Yea. But if I'm willing, is it even kidnapping?

hahahahha... I guess not... just a-sorta bad trade, your life for mere moments with ScarJo..

/Yolo w/ScarJo

Offline YoungMichael88

  • HHKB Wannabe
  • * Elevated Elder
  • Posts: 1399
  • Location: Canada
  • After all, music soothes even the savage beast
Re: Would you
« Reply #20 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:07:27 »

Yea. But if I'm willing, is it even kidnapping?

hahahahha... I guess not... just a-sorta bad trade, your life for mere moments with ScarJo..

/Yolo w/ScarJo
Well, you never said she would murder me. I imagine she would just keep me tied up or something, which would probably fulfill some people's fantasies.
Too Soon™          LZ-GH       Full Metal Poker

Offline tp4tissue

  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 13722
  • Location: Official Geekhack Public Defender..
  • OmniExpert of: Rice, Top-Ramen, Ergodox, n Females
Re: Would you
« Reply #21 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:14:56 »

Yea. But if I'm willing, is it even kidnapping?

hahahahha... I guess not... just a-sorta bad trade, your life for mere moments with ScarJo..

/Yolo w/ScarJo
Well, you never said she would murder me. I imagine she would just keep me tied up or something, which would probably fulfill some people's fantasies.

you sure these arn't Your Fantasies?



Offline paicrai

  • Actually a Jane Austen novel
  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Posts: 470
  • Location: sun stuff
  • mindblank
Re: Would you
« Reply #22 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:17:07 »
what is this? "would you look at tits if they killed you" or something?

**** no, i'd find another pair of tits, probs on the interwebs, or literally tits and learn something
also are we thinking female weirdos-in-vans are ok because they're hot?
Have you ever touched real boobs?
yes, what's your point?
congratulations
no point, just was curious
i'm glad you did
hope you were not talking about cherry mx reds
these don't count
oh, cool
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

Offline YoungMichael88

  • HHKB Wannabe
  • * Elevated Elder
  • Posts: 1399
  • Location: Canada
  • After all, music soothes even the savage beast
Would you
« Reply #23 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:17:20 »

Yea. But if I'm willing, is it even kidnapping?

hahahahha... I guess not... just a-sorta bad trade, your life for mere moments with ScarJo..

/Yolo w/ScarJo
Well, you never said she would murder me. I imagine she would just keep me tied up or something, which would probably fulfill some people's fantasies.

you sure these arn't Your Fantasies?

Show Image

With her? I'd volunteer to be held captive and bound haha.

EDIT: I might even beg.
Too Soon™          LZ-GH       Full Metal Poker

Offline paicrai

  • Actually a Jane Austen novel
  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Posts: 470
  • Location: sun stuff
  • mindblank
Re: Would you
« Reply #24 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:18:13 »

Yea. But if I'm willing, is it even kidnapping?

hahahahha... I guess not... just a-sorta bad trade, your life for mere moments with ScarJo..

/Yolo w/ScarJo
Well, you never said she would murder me. I imagine she would just keep me tied up or something, which would probably fulfill some people's fantasies.

you sure these arn't Your Fantasies?

Show Image

shots fired
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

Offline YoungMichael88

  • HHKB Wannabe
  • * Elevated Elder
  • Posts: 1399
  • Location: Canada
  • After all, music soothes even the savage beast
Re: Would you
« Reply #25 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:19:35 »


Yea. But if I'm willing, is it even kidnapping?

hahahahha... I guess not... just a-sorta bad trade, your life for mere moments with ScarJo..

/Yolo w/ScarJo
Well, you never said she would murder me. I imagine she would just keep me tied up or something, which would probably fulfill some people's fantasies.

you sure these arn't Your Fantasies?

Show Image

shots fired
Lets not get too graphic here ;)
Too Soon™          LZ-GH       Full Metal Poker

Offline paicrai

  • Actually a Jane Austen novel
  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Posts: 470
  • Location: sun stuff
  • mindblank
Re: Would you
« Reply #26 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:24:46 »


Yea. But if I'm willing, is it even kidnapping?

hahahahha... I guess not... just a-sorta bad trade, your life for mere moments with ScarJo..

/Yolo w/ScarJo
Well, you never said she would murder me. I imagine she would just keep me tied up or something, which would probably fulfill some people's fantasies.

you sure these arn't Your Fantasies?

Show Image

shots fired
Lets not get too graphic here ;)
JESUS CHRIST
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

Offline YoungMichael88

  • HHKB Wannabe
  • * Elevated Elder
  • Posts: 1399
  • Location: Canada
  • After all, music soothes even the savage beast
Re: Would you
« Reply #27 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 04:28:29 »
Zing!!!
Too Soon™          LZ-GH       Full Metal Poker

Offline Elrick

  • Hype Master
  • Posts: 4895
  • Location: CrapTown, Convict Settlement
  • Keyboard Orgasmist
Re: Would you
« Reply #28 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 07:09:20 »

Yea. But if I'm willing, is it even kidnapping?

hahahahha... I guess not... just a-sorta bad trade, your life for mere moments with ScarJo..

/Yolo w/ScarJo
Well, you never said she would murder me. I imagine she would just keep me tied up or something, which would probably fulfill some people's fantasies.

Pity some people here make comments on a film they have never seen just yet.  Make sure you watch it before getting all 'excited' due to her starring in it.

Nothing much to say except she meets her end in a desolate forest with a randy trucker  8) .

Offline Oobly

  • * Esteemed Elder
  • Posts: 3929
  • Location: Finland
Re: Would you
« Reply #29 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 10:50:30 »
No.


I don't think she's hot. And besides, how many famous chicks are the kind you can actually get along with for any length of time.
Buying more keycaps,
it really hacks my wallet,
but I must have them.

Offline tp4tissue

  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 13722
  • Location: Official Geekhack Public Defender..
  • OmniExpert of: Rice, Top-Ramen, Ergodox, n Females
Re: Would you
« Reply #30 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 12:16:14 »
No.


I don't think she's hot. And besides, how many famous chicks are the kind you can actually get along with for any length of time.



you guys take this a bit literal no?  haha

Offline Findecanor

  • Posts: 5082
  • Location: Koriko
Re: Would you
« Reply #31 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 16:32:52 »
I don't think she's hot. And besides, how many famous chicks are the kind you can actually get along with for any length of time.
Me neither. I don't get what people see in her except for her curves.

Not all famous chicks are difficult to get along with. I think famous people are just as ordinary as other people when you get to know them. I base my opinion on stories I have read on movie-related forums about celebrity encounters.
🍉

Offline noisyturtle

  • * Exalted Elder
  • Posts: 6497
  • comfortably numb
Re: Would you
« Reply #32 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 17:03:27 »


Offline Air tree

  • Better late than never ^-^
  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Posts: 2206
  • Location: Satellite Beach, FL
  • Formerly not demik
Re: Would you
« Reply #34 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 23:26:13 »

Offline tp4tissue

  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 13722
  • Location: Official Geekhack Public Defender..
  • OmniExpert of: Rice, Top-Ramen, Ergodox, n Females
Re: Would you
« Reply #35 on: Fri, 04 July 2014, 23:35:16 »
(Attachment Link)

Show Image




Tp4 also prefers Curvy...
Did someone say CURVY
Show Image


Mhm, Curves
Show Image


hip to waist ratio  0.6 / 0.7  are the best...  Yay fractions..

Offline YoungMichael88

  • HHKB Wannabe
  • * Elevated Elder
  • Posts: 1399
  • Location: Canada
  • After all, music soothes even the savage beast
Re: Would you
« Reply #36 on: Sat, 05 July 2014, 00:23:55 »

(Attachment Link)

Show Image




Tp4 also prefers Curvy...
Did someone say CURVY
Show Image


Mhm, Curves
Show Image

She can kidnap me anytime also.
Too Soon™          LZ-GH       Full Metal Poker