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Title: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 27 July 2014, 15:06:36
So... today when I went outside...  I've come to realize how inadequate I am with outdoors knowledge..

It was really sunny... and I was hot... just sat there, didn't know what to do.. being miserable.  Then this lady hands me a bottle of ice water..  And I'm drink it, and think... Genius!!!  Why didn't I think of that..

I knew to drink when thirsty, but it never occured to me to drink when it's hot...


So.. lesson one for me,  Ice water when Hot...


any other key outdoor tips?



(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/hot2-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862509)
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Hundrakia on Sun, 27 July 2014, 15:49:46
I found that when a bug lands on you, the accepted social response is murder. I don't much think I'm ready for outside.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Sniping on Sun, 27 July 2014, 15:51:00
forgot korean gif story not complete
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: eth0s on Sun, 27 July 2014, 15:59:20
I'm outside right now.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 27 July 2014, 16:50:28
I found that when a bug lands on you, the accepted social response is murder. I don't much think I'm ready for outside.

haha.. that is truly extreme.. (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bled2-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862492)
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: McWilloughby on Sun, 27 July 2014, 17:04:00
If you're really hot and want to cool down quickly, put a bottle or can of cold drink in your elbow.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 27 July 2014, 17:15:23
If you're really hot and want to cool down quickly, put a bottle or can of cold drink in your elbow.

oh..... Hmmmmm because the area is close to your brachial artery?

good tip thx(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/info-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862510)
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 27 July 2014, 20:18:55
Wear a hat with a brim to stop your nose and ears getting sunburnt.

Long sleeves (white cotton is good) if you don't want burnt arms.

Hydrate (as you have already learned).
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: osi on Sun, 27 July 2014, 20:29:21
I ruled out playing golf this weekend because it was too hot. Never thought I would say that
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Candyflip on Sun, 27 July 2014, 21:49:40
Don't wear black/dark clothing
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Hundrakia on Sun, 27 July 2014, 21:58:12
I try to carry on a little darkness on my back, though. Til things are brighter, I'm the man in black/dark clothing
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 27 July 2014, 22:55:13
too hot

Quote
Location: Florida

I would not have expected anything else.   :p
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 27 July 2014, 23:02:41
One web site says Florida has 29 degrees C today (85F).

You call that hot?

That is just starting to warm up.

Just wait until it hits 40 degrees C and then start complaining :p
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Hundrakia on Sun, 27 July 2014, 23:05:11
But the humidity bro. The humidity!
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 27 July 2014, 23:05:23
One web site says Florida has 29 degrees C today (85F).

You call that hot?

That is just starting to warm up.

Just wait until it hits 40 degrees C and then start complaining :p

I'm ok all the way up to 80..   85, i can feel the sweat coming...  I can be functional up to 95.. then it's like.. today.. (no sun) (95+)   I freeze up, can't move... T junc reached, Tp4 throttling down.. 

(http://eemoticons.net/Upload/Big%20Onion/th_128.gif)
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 27 July 2014, 23:05:57
One web site says Florida has 29 degrees C today (85F).

You call that hot?

That is just starting to warm up.

Just wait until it hits 40 degrees C and then start complaining :p

I do not live in FL, so I don't know their daily weather, rowdy!  :P

I'm just saying that in general, FL is really hot.  Or at least it was when I was there a few years ago.  Plus, humidity, etc.

Also, 85F is above my desired range of temperatures.  40C???  I would die.  Why have you not moved???   :confused:   Crazy Australians...
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: tbc on Sun, 27 July 2014, 23:12:43
One web site says Florida has 29 degrees C today (85F).

You call that hot?

That is just starting to warm up.

Just wait until it hits 40 degrees C and then start complaining :p

44C in china a while back.

I sweat i got shorter because my feet got melted off....
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: osi on Sun, 27 July 2014, 23:26:33
Just after midday, the car exterior temp was reading 91 degrees today. I was shocked to see it so low.

The kind of heat where simply sitting in a chair outside will beckon the sweat from your pores. It's not 'stralia heat but damnit it's hot enough for me!! :D :D

The hudmidity + the sun is just plain brutal. Look at that uv index!!

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Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 27 July 2014, 23:45:52
One web site says Florida has 29 degrees C today (85F).

You call that hot?

That is just starting to warm up.

Just wait until it hits 40 degrees C and then start complaining :p

I do not live in FL, so I don't know their daily weather, rowdy!  :P

I'm just saying that in general, FL is really hot.  Or at least it was when I was there a few years ago.  Plus, humidity, etc.

Also, 85F is above my desired range of temperatures.  40C???  I would die.  Why have you not moved???   :confused:   Crazy Australians...

I grew up in Adelaide, which always used to be hot and dry.  Back then we all knew Melbourne to be cold and wet.

So what happened when I moved to Melbourne (for work)?  Melbourne had a 10 year drought!

Now it gets just as hot here as id did in Adelaide, only Adelaide seems to have more rain sometimes.

The hottest we had here in Melbourne was 46 degrees.  One day about 3 or 4 years ago.  That was hot.

There was this week in Adelaide a couple of decades back where the temperature did not drop below 30 degrees C day or night.

Today is 17C and sunny in Melbourne.  Friday is supposed to be 10C and raining.

29C is comfortable.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Hundrakia on Sun, 27 July 2014, 23:49:40
It's been hovering around 30-34 all day here, it's finally starting to cool now. Damn lengthened summer days up here!
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: C5Allroad on Mon, 28 July 2014, 02:11:16
One web site says Florida has 29 degrees C today (85F).

You call that hot?

That is just starting to warm up.

Just wait until it hits 40 degrees C and then start complaining :p

I do not live in FL, so I don't know their daily weather, rowdy!  :P

I'm just saying that in general, FL is really hot.  Or at least it was when I was there a few years ago.  Plus, humidity, etc.

Also, 85F is above my desired range of temperatures.  40C???  I would die.  Why have you not moved???   :confused:   Crazy Australians...

Well... Its rain, then sun and humidity then when it feels like raining, it rains while you're leaving your car.


This became an attack Florida thing didn't it? Are we allowed to complain?


Tp, why are you outside when your ergodox is inside with A/C?
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: minho on Mon, 28 July 2014, 03:30:08
Tp, why are you outside when your ergodox is inside with A/C?

Maybe he decided to let his ergodoxes get some fresh air for once too.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: paicrai on Mon, 28 July 2014, 07:02:13
tp4
outdoors
as ****ing if lol
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 28 July 2014, 08:02:56
One web site says Florida has 29 degrees C today (85F).

You call that hot?

That is just starting to warm up.

Just wait until it hits 40 degrees C and then start complaining :p

I do not live in FL, so I don't know their daily weather, rowdy!  :P

I'm just saying that in general, FL is really hot.  Or at least it was when I was there a few years ago.  Plus, humidity, etc.

Also, 85F is above my desired range of temperatures.  40C???  I would die.  Why have you not moved???   :confused:   Crazy Australians...

Well... Its rain, then sun and humidity then when it feels like raining, it rains while you're leaving your car.


This became an attack Florida thing didn't it? Are we allowed to complain?


Tp, why are you outside when your ergodox is inside with A/C?

You can complain!  I just am not a fan of the heat, so I wouldn't want to live down there, except during winter possibly.  Only request would be some snow.  Not too much, just a healthy amount.  ;)

Did not mean to attack FL, sorry about that.  :|
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: iri on Mon, 28 July 2014, 08:41:01
I found that when a bug lands on you, the accepted social response is murder. I don't much think I'm ready for outside.
Location: Northwest Territories
never go outside
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 28 July 2014, 10:31:44
One web site says Florida has 29 degrees C today (85F).

You call that hot?

That is just starting to warm up.

Just wait until it hits 40 degrees C and then start complaining :p

I do not live in FL, so I don't know their daily weather, rowdy!  :P

I'm just saying that in general, FL is really hot.  Or at least it was when I was there a few years ago.  Plus, humidity, etc.

Also, 85F is above my desired range of temperatures.  40C???  I would die.  Why have you not moved???   :confused:   Crazy Australians...

Well... Its rain, then sun and humidity then when it feels like raining, it rains while you're leaving your car.


This became an attack Florida thing didn't it? Are we allowed to complain?


Tp, why are you outside when your ergodox is inside with A/C?


Tp4  trying new things .. I go outside to run you know,  but never in the sun.. (http://eemoticons.net/Upload/big%20onion/th_46.gif)

this was one of those social functions that if you don't go to, you'd be labeled as a rebel... and As much as I like being a rebel..  I can't have certain people think I'm a rebel.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 28 July 2014, 10:33:22
this was one of those social functions that if you don't go to, you'd be labeled as a rebel... and As much as I like being a rebel..  I can't have certain people think I'm a rebel.

Ah, so your parents made you go outside.  Got it.  :P
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Kraksx on Mon, 28 July 2014, 10:35:04
When you come in contact with an alligator get in a staring contest. ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE. If it decides to attack then  you run in zig zags
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 28 July 2014, 10:49:18
When you come in contact with an alligator get in a staring contest. ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE. If it decides to attack then  you run in zig zags

If I'm in contact with an alligator I've got some serious problems.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Kraksx on Mon, 28 July 2014, 10:50:06
When you come in contact with an alligator get in a staring contest. ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE. If it decides to attack then  you run in zig zags

If I'm in contact with an alligator I've got some serious problems.

You should come play a round of golf where I live
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 28 July 2014, 10:51:43
When you come in contact with an alligator get in a staring contest. ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE. If it decides to attack then  you run in zig zags

If I'm in contact with an alligator I've got some serious problems.

You should come play a round of golf where I live

Nope nope nope nope nope.  I'll take my mosquito-infested golf courses, thank you.  Plus, we have turtles, which is nice.  I bet you don't have turtles.  I bet all your alligators ate your turtles.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Kraksx on Mon, 28 July 2014, 10:53:29
When you come in contact with an alligator get in a staring contest. ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE. If it decides to attack then  you run in zig zags

If I'm in contact with an alligator I've got some serious problems.

You should come play a round of golf where I live

Nope nope nope nope nope.  I'll take my mosquito-infested golf courses, thank you.  Plus, we have turtles, which is nice.  I bet you don't have turtles.  I bet all your alligators ate your turtles.

We have more turtles than alligators. I love a good turtle
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Lastpilot on Mon, 28 July 2014, 10:57:33
Sometimes I go outside. It's nasty.

If you think about it, humans are such particular creatures. We're so picky about temperature, humidity, diet, etc. Almost seems like we don't even belong here sometimes. Why live on Earth if we just try to change everything constantly?

Don't get me wrong I like it here, its just that strange thoughts like this sometimes make me ponder.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 28 July 2014, 10:58:14
Sometimes I go outside. It's nasty.

If you think about it, humans are such particular creatures. We're so picky about temperature, humidity, diet, etc. Almost seems like we don't even belong here sometimes. Why live on Earth if we just try to change everything constantly?

Don't get me wrong I like it here, its just that strange thoughts like this sometimes make me ponder.

TIL Lastpilot is an alien at heart.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Lastpilot on Mon, 28 July 2014, 11:12:14
Sometimes I go outside. It's nasty.

If you think about it, humans are such particular creatures. We're so picky about temperature, humidity, diet, etc. Almost seems like we don't even belong here sometimes. Why live on Earth if we just try to change everything constantly?

Don't get me wrong I like it here, its just that strange thoughts like this sometimes make me ponder.

TIL Lastpilot is an alien at heart.

Username is Lastpilot....skype name is fakeflight...it all makes sense now...
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 28 July 2014, 11:19:04
Sometimes I go outside. It's nasty.

If you think about it, humans are such particular creatures. We're so picky about temperature, humidity, diet, etc. Almost seems like we don't even belong here sometimes. Why live on Earth if we just try to change everything constantly?

Don't get me wrong I like it here, its just that strange thoughts like this sometimes make me ponder.

TIL Lastpilot is an alien at heart.

Username is Lastpilot....skype name is fakeflight...it all makes sense now...

I neither like nor dislike Earth.. 

I am brimming with neutralness...


Thou shall  not kill , to me, is  Thou shall not need-to kill.. (http://eemoticons.net/Upload/Big%20Onion/th_142.gif)
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Hundrakia on Mon, 28 July 2014, 11:39:26
I found that when a bug lands on you, the accepted social response is murder. I don't much think I'm ready for outside.
Location: Northwest Territories
never go outside
True story.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Kraksx on Mon, 28 July 2014, 11:40:28
I found that when a bug lands on you, the accepted social response is murder. I don't much think I'm ready for outside.
Location: Northwest Territories
never go outside
True story.

Florida mosquitos, still don't go outside
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: C5Allroad on Mon, 28 July 2014, 12:07:50
I found that when a bug lands on you, the accepted social response is murder. I don't much think I'm ready for outside.
Location: Northwest Territories
never go outside
True story.

Florida mosquitos, still don't go outside
God those are terrible...
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Kraksx on Mon, 28 July 2014, 12:08:48
I found that when a bug lands on you, the accepted social response is murder. I don't much think I'm ready for outside.
Location: Northwest Territories
never go outside
True story.

Florida mosquitos, still don't go outside
God those are terrible...

Yeah, I try not to go outside after 8
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Hundrakia on Mon, 28 July 2014, 12:09:14
I found that when a bug lands on you, the accepted social response is murder. I don't much think I'm ready for outside.
Location: Northwest Territories
never go outside
True story.

Florida mosquitos, still don't go outside
God those are terrible...
It was in uncanny. I lived in central British Columbia all of my life, until the last 4 years up here. The mosquitoes are both twice as large, and about 10x as plentiful. Then there are the sandflies...
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: C5Allroad on Mon, 28 July 2014, 12:09:50
I found that when a bug lands on you, the accepted social response is murder. I don't much think I'm ready for outside.
Location: Northwest Territories
never go outside
True story.

Florida mosquitos, still don't go outside
God those are terrible...

Yeah, I try not to go outside after 8
6:00 is when they start lol
And once they find a way inside your room while you're playing on the computer you flip ****.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 28 July 2014, 12:10:47


I found that when a bug lands on you, the accepted social response is murder. I don't much think I'm ready for outside.
Location: Northwest Territories
never go outside
True story.

Florida mosquitos, still don't go outside
God those are terrible...
It was in uncanny. I lived in central British Columbia all of my life, until the last 4 years up here. The mosquitoes are both twice as large, and about 10x as plentiful. Then there are the sandflies...


are you sure those are mosquitos?   i heard the really big looking ones, don't bite.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Kraksx on Mon, 28 July 2014, 12:11:58
I found that when a bug lands on you, the accepted social response is murder. I don't much think I'm ready for outside.
Location: Northwest Territories
never go outside
True story.

Florida mosquitos, still don't go outside
God those are terrible...

Yeah, I try not to go outside after 8
6:00 is when they start lol
And once they find a way inside your room while you're playing on the computer you flip ****.

Yeah I have flipped **** many times. Thats when you whip out the big ass can of bug spray and then you have to make that crucial decision. Deal with the mosquitos or live in a room that smells like poison and is probably killing you
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: C5Allroad on Mon, 28 July 2014, 12:12:04


I found that when a bug lands on you, the accepted social response is murder. I don't much think I'm ready for outside.
Location: Northwest Territories
never go outside
True story.

Florida mosquitos, still don't go outside
God those are terrible...
It was in uncanny. I lived in central British Columbia all of my life, until the last 4 years up here. The mosquitoes are both twice as large, and about 10x as plentiful. Then there are the sandflies...


are you sure those are mosquitos?   i heard the really big looking ones, don't bite.
Regardless of what is I flip **** and whip out my flip flops and become a freaking ninja. 
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Hundrakia on Mon, 28 July 2014, 12:12:09
They bite. Oh man.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Sniping on Mon, 28 July 2014, 12:37:20
If you're talking about the male mosquitoes, they don't bite.
(http://mk-cdn.mkini.net/282/e9b9b00702483428e9090a504da863d0.jpg)
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Hundrakia on Mon, 28 July 2014, 13:10:47
I'm aware of that! They are not much bigger than their southern brethren, but the females definitely are.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: iri on Mon, 28 July 2014, 13:40:07
If you're talking about the male mosquitoes, they don't bite.
Show Image
(http://mk-cdn.mkini.net/282/e9b9b00702483428e9090a504da863d0.jpg)

why do you think that this is a male mosquito?
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Hundrakia on Mon, 28 July 2014, 14:42:55
It's common conception! But I'm more than willing to learn more about why that is or is not correct.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: microsoft windows on Mon, 28 July 2014, 16:34:13
You can use Windows 98 outdoors.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Hundrakia on Mon, 28 July 2014, 16:49:22
Deleted.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: iri on Thu, 31 July 2014, 07:15:21
It's common conception! But I'm more than willing to learn more about why that is or is not correct.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly

- iri, educating everyone on everything since 1985.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Hundrakia on Thu, 31 July 2014, 11:29:24
It's common conception! But I'm more than willing to learn more about why that is or is not correct.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly

- iri, educating everyone on everything since 1985.
There we are, learning information normally reserved for studious bug lovers. That's what this thread is really about.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 31 July 2014, 13:55:20
If you're talking about the male mosquitoes, they don't bite.
Show Image
(http://mk-cdn.mkini.net/282/e9b9b00702483428e9090a504da863d0.jpg)

If I'm killing something, I will not look at it and make sure... It will die lol...
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 July 2014, 13:57:22
If you're talking about the male mosquitoes, they don't bite.
Show Image
(http://mk-cdn.mkini.net/282/e9b9b00702483428e9090a504da863d0.jpg)

If I'm killing something, I will not look at it and make sure... It will die lol...

well.. even if it's a male you should kill it.. so that it won't fertilize the eggs the females lay..

I don't actually know if that's how mosquitos do it.. so yea.. assumption' ing..   (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/pretty-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862516)
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 31 July 2014, 13:58:10
Only thing I will save, are lizards.... From my cat...
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 July 2014, 14:26:55
Only thing I will save, are lizards.... From my cat...

pretty sure they can eat them..
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 31 July 2014, 14:39:32
Little lizards. I feel bad.
My cats kills em and I feel bad lol... So I catch them and put em in trees and such.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 July 2014, 14:54:17
Little lizards. I feel bad.
My cats kills em and I feel bad lol... So I catch them and put em in trees and such.

but how do you know the lizards arn't voicing their dissatisfaction ...

"hey buddy,  I just spent 9 hours crawling into this damn building,  and you put me back where i started, watching you on that damn tree.."


(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 31 July 2014, 15:03:19
House...
I have my doors open sometimes and I guess they just walk in.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 31 July 2014, 15:55:18
IGN PROTIP: Bears love honey, so be sure to cover yourself in honey before entering the woods to ensure you make many new friends  :thumb:

Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Lurch on Thu, 31 July 2014, 15:56:10
IGN PROTIP: Bears love honey, so be sure to cover yourself in honey before entering the woods to ensure you make many new friends  :thumb:

Ace advice! Yogi and I are great pals.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 July 2014, 16:38:39
IGN PROTIP: Bears love honey, so be sure to cover yourself in honey before entering the woods to ensure you make many new friends  :thumb:

Ace advice! Yogi and I are great pals.

Bear : Dog
Lion : Cat


yes/no ??
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 31 July 2014, 16:42:50

IGN PROTIP: Bears love honey, so be sure to cover yourself in honey before entering the woods to ensure you make many new friends  :thumb:

Ace advice! Yogi and I are great pals.

Bear : Dog
Lion : Cat


yes/no ??
bear bear
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: Hundrakia on Thu, 31 July 2014, 16:46:43
Bear: wolverine
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 31 July 2014, 16:53:15
If wolverines were the size of bears, that would be truly terrifying. The only reason I am OK with wolverines and honey badgers being so extremely aggressive is because they be so cute and tiny and fuzzy. While they may bite my testicles clean off (that's what honey badgers really do when threatened) but at least I would live. And hey, free vasectomy!


What were we talking about?
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 31 July 2014, 16:53:42
BEAR : BEAR. BEAR : WINDOWSILL? BEAR : MOP?
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 31 July 2014, 17:30:26
Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 July 2014, 19:17:48
Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels ???

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile.... (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/oh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862514)


I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 31 July 2014, 21:14:42
Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels ???

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....
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I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.
You mean, bears weren't on that list?
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 31 July 2014, 22:52:10
Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels ???

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....
Show Image
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I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.
You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: C5Allroad on Thu, 31 July 2014, 23:08:33
Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels ???

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....
Show Image
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I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.
You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?
Whenever I go to practice, those are my friends...  :p
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 01 August 2014, 01:32:37
Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels ???

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....
Show Image
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I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.
You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..

Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: C5Allroad on Fri, 01 August 2014, 01:33:28
Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels ???

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....
Show Image
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I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.
You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..
What about birds?
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: minho on Fri, 01 August 2014, 01:38:10
Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels ???

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/oh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862514)



I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.
You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..
What about birds?

A little bird told me he finds them bear-able.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: C5Allroad on Fri, 01 August 2014, 01:38:35
Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels ???

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/oh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862514)



I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.
You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..
What about birds?

A little bird told me he finds them bear-able.
You guys and your puns...
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 01 August 2014, 01:40:02
Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels ???

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/oh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862514)



I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.
You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..
What about birds?

A little bird told me he finds them bear-able.
You guys and your puns...

you could make a pun too, but the results could be grizzly
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: C5Allroad on Fri, 01 August 2014, 01:41:57
Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels ???

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/oh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862514)



I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.
You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..
What about birds?

A little bird told me he finds them bear-able.
You guys and your puns...

you could make a pun too, but the results could be grizzly
I'm done...

Woah... Tapatalk has emoji.... I wonder if you all can see it on the PC...
Sorry...
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 01 August 2014, 02:18:45
Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels ???

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/oh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862514)



I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.
You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..
What about birds?

A little bird told me he finds them bear-able.
You guys and your puns...

you could make a pun too, but the results could be grizzly
I'm done...

Woah... Tapatalk has emoji.... I wonder if you all can see it on the PC...
Sorry...

IDK if this is true.. but I've heard eagles can precision atg strike and claw your eyes out in 1 swoop.
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: C5Allroad on Fri, 01 August 2014, 02:20:11
Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels ???

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/oh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862514)



I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.
You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..
What about birds?

A little bird told me he finds them bear-able.
You guys and your puns...

you could make a pun too, but the results could be grizzly
I'm done...

Woah... Tapatalk has emoji.... I wonder if you all can see it on the PC...
Sorry...

IDK if this is true.. but I've heard eagles can precision ats strike and claw your eyes out in 1 swoop.
Same way pigeon's have the precision to drop a load on my car?
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 01 August 2014, 02:25:08
You don't wanna **** with those birds of prey  :eek:

Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 01 August 2014, 02:25:31
Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels ???

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/oh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862514)



I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.
You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..
What about birds?

A little bird told me he finds them bear-able.
You guys and your puns...

you could make a pun too, but the results could be grizzly
I'm done...

Woah... Tapatalk has emoji.... I wonder if you all can see it on the PC...
Sorry...

IDK if this is true.. but I've heard eagles can precision ats strike and claw your eyes out in 1 swoop.
Same way pigeon's have the precision to drop a load on my car?

what have you done to anger the pigeon-gods..
Title: Re: Tp4 and the Outdoors
Post by: C5Allroad on Fri, 01 August 2014, 02:26:40
Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.  Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear **** has bells in it and smells like pepper.

Bears can catch squirrels ???

H0ly sh17... I didn't know they were that fast/ agile....
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/oh-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862514)



I am adding bears to the things of list I am afraid of.
You mean, bears weren't on that list?

Or squirrels?

no.. neither bears nor squirrels were present on my to-be-feared list..
What about birds?

A little bird told me he finds them bear-able.
You guys and your puns...

you could make a pun too, but the results could be grizzly
I'm done...

Woah... Tapatalk has emoji.... I wonder if you all can see it on the PC...
Sorry...

IDK if this is true.. but I've heard eagles can precision ats strike and claw your eyes out in 1 swoop.
Same way pigeon's have the precision to drop a load on my car?

what have you done to anger the pigeon-gods..
Washed my car...
Go inside for lunch. And come back to bird crap on my fender lol.