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Title: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:07:33
I was locked in my cubicle for like fifteen hours and I had some time to think. I wanted to apologize but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. YOU'RE IN THIS FOR THE LONG HAUL STOMACH. I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU GRUMBLE. As I sat, trying to un**** a **** up, I asked myself this most important question: What am I going to eat for dinner?

Chick Fil A? Had it last night...

Indian food? It's expensive when it's not the lunch special.

Chinese food? Yes...but I have that most nights...

I ended up making lo mein and having some leftover pork.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:09:10
Is this an "I'm on a diet thread" .. methods are a bit xtreme.


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Post by: esoomenona on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:10:31
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Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: Sent on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:11:20
I like pie.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: byker on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:12:02
Good call on the lo mein.. You should send some over to me. The only thing in the fridge here is broccoli and carrots.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:12:53
Good call on the lo mein.. You should send some over to me. The only thing in the fridge here is broccoli and carrots.

he didn't clarify if it's the stir-fry kind of lo mein   or the non stir-fry kind..
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: Sent on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:13:33
Good call on the lo mein.. You should send some over to me. The only thing in the fridge here is broccoli and carrots.

Better than what I have.  I have protein powder and...protein powder.  Never made it to the grocery store this week. :( 
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: dorkvader on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:14:25
I was locked in my cubicle for like fifteen hours and I had some time to think. I wanted to apologize but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. YOU'RE IN THIS FOR THE LONG HAUL STOMACH. I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU GRUMBLE. As I sat, trying to un**** a **** up, I asked myself this most important question: What am I going to eat for dinner?

Chick Fil A? Had it last night...

Indian food? It's expensive when it's not the lunch special.

Chinese food? Yes...but I have that most nights...

I ended up making lo mein and having some leftover pork.

Come up to my place, we had salmon with a sweet glaze, rice & wild onions on the side.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:15:39
In an odd twist, this is now a thread about dieting and bulking?

Is this an "I'm on a diet thread" .. methods are a bit xtreme.

Do not question my methods, they work. -10

Good call on the lo mein.. You should send some over to me. The only thing in the fridge here is broccoli and carrots.

Make a salad!! +1

Better than what I have.  I have protein powder and...protein powder.  Never made it to the grocery store this week. :( 

Sent, about to be the buffest GHer +10

I like pie.

TEAM PIE IS THE BEST TEAM. +100

Come up to my place, we had salmon with a sweet glaze, rice & wild onions on the side.

Locking this thread and beginning my roadtrip to visit the dork of vaders and eat him out of house and kitchen.


Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:15:51
i'm stressing out just imagining myself in your shoes. gonna de-stress by going to in n out
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:16:25


Come up to my place, we had salmon with a sweet glaze, rice & wild onions on the side.

what is up with this rich people stuff.... (http://www.clubtuzki.com/emoticons/tuzki_020.gif)
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:16:44
i'm stressing out just imagining myself in your shoes. gonna de-stress by going to in n out

then kfc
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:17:20
i'm stressing out just imagining myself in your shoes. gonna de-stress by going to in n out

If you don't get animal fries I swear I'm going to ignore you on GH.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: byker on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:17:47
i'm stressing out just imagining myself in your shoes. gonna de-stress by going to in n out

Bring your magical In n Out to cold america please
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: Sent on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:20:41
i'm stressing out just imagining myself in your shoes. gonna de-stress by going to in n out

If you don't get animal fries I swear I'm going to ignore you on GH.

**** it.  Animal style errrrything, son.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:21:00
byker, you haven't had it yet? Keycon West was only my second time and I was pretty into it :D.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:21:02
animal style soda
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: dorkvader on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:21:25
Come up to my place, we had salmon with a sweet glaze, rice & wild onions on the side.

Locking this thread and beginning my roadtrip to visit the dork of vaders and eat him out of house and kitchen.
Yesterday was roast chicken and vegetables, everyone's favourite. Day before was some garlic pasta dish. Let me know and we'll set out another place setting.

Same goes for anyone on GH.


Come up to my place, we had salmon with a sweet glaze, rice & wild onions on the side.

what is up with this rich people stuff....
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Seafood is a lot cheaper in MA, and the glaze doesn't cast that much to make. You can get lobster for like $4-$5/lb precooked or still alive.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: Sent on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:21:31
animal style soda

The best.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: byker on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:25:17
byker, you haven't had it yet? Keycon West was only my second time and I was pretty into it :D.

Nope, not yet :( Apparently they might be starting to open up here though! They had a temporary location for one day this year, but I couldn't go.  :(
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:25:19
Damn dorkvader, eating good over there! And yes, animal style soda is undefeated.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:25:21
then kfc

u already kno doe

If you don't get animal fries I swear I'm going to ignore you on GH.

GL WITH THAT YOUR IGNORE LIST IS MAXED OUT BWAHAHAHA

Bring your magical In n Out to cold america please

I'll trade you for an authentic Tim Hortons experience. Google tells me there's one nearby my place, but it's rated 1-star on Yelp.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: byker on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:26:05
then kfc

u already kno doe

If you don't get animal fries I swear I'm going to ignore you on GH.

GL WITH THAT YOUR IGNORE LIST IS MAXED OUT BWAHAHAHA

Bring your magical In n Out to cold america please

I'll trade you for an authentic Tim Hortons experience. Google tells me there's one nearby my place, but it's rated 1-star on Yelp.

Fair enough, I just got back from stopping by Timmies for a bagel and drink!  :))
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: hwood34 on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:26:16
i'm stressing out just imagining myself in your shoes. gonna de-stress by going to in n out

Bring your magical In n Out to cold america please
Damn at least bring it to the east coast before we go international. i wanna get my animal on son
I was locked in my cubicle for like fifteen hours and I had some time to think. I wanted to apologize but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. YOU'RE IN THIS FOR THE LONG HAUL STOMACH. I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU GRUMBLE. As I sat, trying to un**** a **** up, I asked myself this most important question: What am I going to eat for dinner?

Chick Fil A? Had it last night...

Indian food? It's expensive when it's not the lunch special.

Chinese food? Yes...but I have that most nights...

I ended up making lo mein and having some leftover pork.

Come up to my place, we had salmon with a sweet glaze, rice & wild onions on the side.
aaaaand now I want some fish. maybe tuna steaks. damnit 9pm food run time
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:27:08
I'm going to add you to the list regardless clacktalk, I have my ways. And wow, authentic timmy hos from byker , what a deal!
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: Zeal on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:27:57
As an Asian, I had to google what lo mein is. Why does the name of every Chinese dish get butchered in translation?! :'(
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:29:15
Didn't read anything. Is this thread about ice cream?
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:30:43
I'm going to add you to the list regardless clacktalk, I have my ways. And wow, authentic timmy hos from byker , what a deal!

are timmy hos better than regular hos?

also next time you come, habit burgers bruh. better than in n out imo
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:31:37
As an Asian, I had to google what lo mein is. Why does the name of every Chinese dish get butchered in translation?! :'(

english doesn't have as many phonemes as Chinese.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:36:14
As an Asian, I had to google what lo mein is. Why does the name of every Chinese dish get butchered in translation?! :'(

Zeal I'm truly sorry man. English no bueno.

I'm going to add you to the list regardless clacktalk, I have my ways. And wow, authentic timmy hos from byker , what a deal!

are timmy hos better than regular hos?

also next time you come, habit burgers bruh. better than in n out imo

Absolutely, only the classiest for you. Also, YAY MORE FOOD ADVENTURES IN LA.

Didn't read anything. Is this thread about ice cream?

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Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: digi on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:41:03
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reported to exitfire, way out of line.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: trizkut on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:43:30
(http://i.imgur.com/aiucgxs.jpg)

24 hrs a day, 6 days a week down here...

Grab a bottle of hoisin and go nuts  :p
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:47:15
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reported to exitfire, way out of line.

<warned without warning>
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:50:46
I simultaneously approve and entirely disapprove of this thread.

When do I get ice cream?
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: Puddsy on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:51:32
I simultaneously approve and entirely disapprove of this thread.

When do I get ice cream?

I'll send you some.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: demik on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:51:38
hoffman, careful, you're still running against him for president ruler of the world inside of geekhack. who knows what poisons might be in the ice cream!!
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:51:56
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24 hrs a day, 6 days a week down here...

Grab a bottle of sriracha and go nuts  :p

Fixed it for you. :P

And I ****ing love pho. Used to work in a pho restaurant and ate it daily. Still not sick of it.

I simultaneously approve and entirely disapprove of this thread.

When do I get ice cream?

Why do you disapprove?! And next week bb!
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: Sent on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:53:20
Fixed it for you. :P

And u ****ing love pho. Used to work in a pho restaurant and ate it daily. Still not sick of it.

This is because pho is love.  Pho is life.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: trizkut on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:54:36


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24 hrs a day, 6 days a week down here...

Grab a bottle of sriracha and go nuts  :p

Fixed it for you. :P

And u ****ing love pho. Used to work in a pho restaurant and ate it daily. Still not sick of it.

I'm still not a fan of the rooster, but to each his or her own.  We've got plenty of that too  ;D
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:56:19
Why do you disapprove?!

hoffman, careful, you're still running against him for president ruler of the world inside of geekhack. who knows what poisons might be in the ice cream!!

^^

Because I'm not a dummy, CBA...   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:56:20


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24 hrs a day, 6 days a week down here...

Grab a bottle of sriracha and go nuts  :p

Fixed it for you. :P

And u ****ing love pho. Used to work in a pho restaurant and ate it daily. Still not sick of it.

I'm still not a fan of the rooster, but to each his or her own.  We've got plenty of that too  ;D

i've always felt rooster  wasn't consistent between bottles..  some times they'd taste more/ less sour between batches.. and the sweetness varies as well .
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: digi on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:58:19
i've always felt rooster  wasn't consistent between bottles..  some times they'd taste more/ less sour between batches.. and the sweetness varies as well .

when I try to touch down on some pho dac biet, sometimes they be watering down my sirarcha and I don't appreciate that **** and I'm like "du mah mae"!
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:01:00


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24 hrs a day, 6 days a week down here...

Grab a bottle of sriracha and go nuts  :p

Fixed it for you. :P

And u ****ing love pho. Used to work in a pho restaurant and ate it daily. Still not sick of it.

I'm still not a fan of the rooster, but to each his or her own.  We've got plenty of that too  ;D

i've always felt rooster  wasn't consistent between bottles..  some times they'd taste more/ less sour between batches.. and the sweetness varies as well .

Considering the process to make it, that's not a huge surprise.

Pho is good.  Too bad it's too hot here for pho.  Bahn mi instead.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:02:24
You're supposed to eat it in hot weather. Vietnam is got as hell. You eat it, sweat,  and cool down. Duhhh
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: digi on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:03:05
You're supposed to eat it in hot weather. Vietnam is got as hell. You eat it, sweat,  and cool down. Duhhh

lol, u right u right.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: terrpn on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:05:16
i was raised on and live near the chesapeake bay and boats pretty much my whole life

i can make you some mean she crab soup, fried oysters, a crab cake samich and sweet tater pie :thumb:

that........ some iced tea and a pot of coffee and your set
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:06:27
Sounds amazing terrpn.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:07:52
You're supposed to eat it in hot weather. Vietnam is got as hell. You eat it, sweat,  and cool down. Duhhh

Vietnam thinks it's hot...
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: terrpn on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:09:18
so no kidding..........you were locked up for 15 hours?

hope you had some big cups to pee in :-\
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:10:49
So I really worked 15 hours yesterday but I wasn't locked in... Just felt like it.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: Puddsy on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:11:50
So I really worked 15 hours yesterday but I wasn't locked in... Just felt like it.

you're insane
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: trizkut on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:13:40
So I really worked 15 hours yesterday but I wasn't locked in... Just felt like it.

you're insane

He did it for the sympathy vote in the upcoming election!  I can see right through you, CPTBA   :cool:
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: Zeal on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:14:37
So I really worked 15 hours yesterday but I wasn't locked in... Just felt like it.

Was probably eating ice cream for 13 hours in the lounge.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:18:05
Funny story, the break room has a snack station and they've got ice cream.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: terrpn on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:23:08
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: hwood34 on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:23:46
Funny story, the break room has a snack station and they've got ice cream.
i can only hope to get a job like that one day
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:24:16
Funny story, the break room has a snack station and they've got ice cream.

That's not funny, that's imperative.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 16 October 2014, 21:24:29
so no kidding..........you were locked up for 15 hours?

hope you had some big cups to pee in :-\
Speaking of pee, random drug test today at work and after a half dozen bottles of water and a few sodas over 10 hours I finally got over my performance anxiety.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: clacktalk on Fri, 17 October 2014, 05:12:13
post-gym in-n-out s u p

(http://i.imgur.com/ILyOWBe.jpg)
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: Sent on Fri, 17 October 2014, 05:20:56
post-gym in-n-out s u p

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BUT DOES IT FIT YOUR MACROS!?
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: Signature on Fri, 17 October 2014, 05:32:13
But do you have ICE CREAM?
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: vivalarevolución on Fri, 17 October 2014, 05:42:53
This thread is pure nonsense.  Everyone that has responded should be banned.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 17 October 2014, 05:54:20
You're nonsense prdlm2009! Also, in n out is the new way to get gains. You heard it here first from clacktalk.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: FrostyToast on Fri, 17 October 2014, 05:54:41
CPT, I don't think that I can forgive us for what you have done. You have made rash decisions choosing lo mein. Supporting that kind of knockoff product should be against this community's ToS and I am surprised that you aren't banned.
Go back to reddit where you belong. For all I know you're just ripster in disguise.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: CPTBadAss on Fri, 17 October 2014, 05:55:37
Rumors confirmed, ripster loves lo mein.
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Fri, 17 October 2014, 07:45:01
This thread is pure nonsense.  Everyone that has responded should be banned.

Starting with you!!   >:D >:D
Title: Re: Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation
Post by: vivalarevolución on Fri, 17 October 2014, 07:51:29
This thread is pure nonsense.  Everyone that has responded should be banned.

Starting with you!!   >:D >:D

Oh, I included myself in that statement.  I should not have even commented.