Captain BadAss' Statements about Captain BadAss' Situation

[CPTBadAss]

I was locked in my cubicle for like fifteen hours and I had some time to think. I wanted to apologize but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. YOU'RE IN THIS FOR THE LONG HAUL STOMACH. I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU GRUMBLE. As I sat, trying to un**** a **** up, I asked myself this most important question: What am I going to eat for dinner?

Chick Fil A? Had it last night...

Indian food? It's expensive when it's not the lunch special.

Chinese food? Yes...but I have that most nights...

I ended up making lo mein and having some leftover pork.

[tp4tissue]

Is this an "I'm on a diet thread" .. methods are a bit xtreme.

[esoomenona]

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[Sent]

I like pie.

[byker]

Good call on the lo mein.. You should send some over to me. The only thing in the fridge here is broccoli and carrots.

[tp4tissue]

Good call on the lo mein.. You should send some over to me. The only thing in the fridge here is broccoli and carrots.

he didn't clarify if it's the stir-fry kind of lo mein   or the non stir-fry kind..

[Sent]

Good call on the lo mein.. You should send some over to me. The only thing in the fridge here is broccoli and carrots.

Better than what I have.  I have protein powder and...protein powder.  Never made it to the grocery store this week.  

[dorkvader]

I was locked in my cubicle for like fifteen hours and I had some time to think. I wanted to apologize but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. YOU'RE IN THIS FOR THE LONG HAUL STOMACH. I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU GRUMBLE. As I sat, trying to un**** a **** up, I asked myself this most important question: What am I going to eat for dinner?

Chick Fil A? Had it last night...

Indian food? It's expensive when it's not the lunch special.

Chinese food? Yes...but I have that most nights...

I ended up making lo mein and having some leftover pork.

Come up to my place, we had salmon with a sweet glaze, rice & wild onions on the side.

[CPTBadAss]

In an odd twist, this is now a thread about dieting and bulking?

Is this an "I'm on a diet thread" .. methods are a bit xtreme.

Do not question my methods, they work. -10

Good call on the lo mein.. You should send some over to me. The only thing in the fridge here is broccoli and carrots.

Make a salad!! +1

Better than what I have.  I have protein powder and...protein powder.  Never made it to the grocery store this week.  

Sent, about to be the buffest GHer +10

I like pie.

TEAM PIE IS THE BEST TEAM. +100

Come up to my place, we had salmon with a sweet glaze, rice & wild onions on the side.

Locking this thread and beginning my roadtrip to visit the dork of vaders and eat him out of house and kitchen.

[clacktalk]

i'm stressing out just imagining myself in your shoes. gonna de-stress by going to in n out

[tp4tissue]

Come up to my place, we had salmon with a sweet glaze, rice & wild onions on the side.

what is up with this rich people stuff....

[demik]

i'm stressing out just imagining myself in your shoes. gonna de-stress by going to in n out

then kfc

[CPTBadAss]

i'm stressing out just imagining myself in your shoes. gonna de-stress by going to in n out

If you don't get animal fries I swear I'm going to ignore you on GH.

[byker]

i'm stressing out just imagining myself in your shoes. gonna de-stress by going to in n out

Bring your magical In n Out to cold america please

[Sent]

i'm stressing out just imagining myself in your shoes. gonna de-stress by going to in n out

If you don't get animal fries I swear I'm going to ignore you on GH.

**** it.  Animal style errrrything, son.

[CPTBadAss]

byker, you haven't had it yet? Keycon West was only my second time and I was pretty into it .

[demik]

animal style soda

[dorkvader]

Come up to my place, we had salmon with a sweet glaze, rice & wild onions on the side.

Locking this thread and beginning my roadtrip to visit the dork of vaders and eat him out of house and kitchen.

Yesterday was roast chicken and vegetables, everyone's favourite. Day before was some garlic pasta dish. Let me know and we'll set out another place setting.

Same goes for anyone on GH.

Come up to my place, we had salmon with a sweet glaze, rice & wild onions on the side.

what is up with this rich people stuff....

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Seafood is a lot cheaper in MA, and the glaze doesn't cast that much to make. You can get lobster for like $4-$5/lb precooked or still alive.

[Sent]

animal style soda

The best.

[byker]

byker, you haven't had it yet? Keycon West was only my second time and I was pretty into it .

Nope, not yet Apparently they might be starting to open up here though! They had a temporary location for one day this year, but I couldn't go. 

[CPTBadAss]

Damn dorkvader, eating good over there! And yes, animal style soda is undefeated.

[clacktalk]

then kfc

u already kno doe

If you don't get animal fries I swear I'm going to ignore you on GH.

GL WITH THAT YOUR IGNORE LIST IS MAXED OUT BWAHAHAHA

Bring your magical In n Out to cold america please

I'll trade you for an authentic Tim Hortons experience. Google tells me there's one nearby my place, but it's rated 1-star on Yelp.

[byker]

then kfc

u already kno doe

If you don't get animal fries I swear I'm going to ignore you on GH.

GL WITH THAT YOUR IGNORE LIST IS MAXED OUT BWAHAHAHA

Bring your magical In n Out to cold america please

I'll trade you for an authentic Tim Hortons experience. Google tells me there's one nearby my place, but it's rated 1-star on Yelp.

Fair enough, I just got back from stopping by Timmies for a bagel and drink!  )

[hwood34]

i'm stressing out just imagining myself in your shoes. gonna de-stress by going to in n out

Bring your magical In n Out to cold america please

Damn at least bring it to the east coast before we go international. i wanna get my animal on son

I was locked in my cubicle for like fifteen hours and I had some time to think. I wanted to apologize but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. YOU'RE IN THIS FOR THE LONG HAUL STOMACH. I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU GRUMBLE. As I sat, trying to un**** a **** up, I asked myself this most important question: What am I going to eat for dinner?

Chick Fil A? Had it last night...

Indian food? It's expensive when it's not the lunch special.

Chinese food? Yes...but I have that most nights...

I ended up making lo mein and having some leftover pork.

Come up to my place, we had salmon with a sweet glaze, rice & wild onions on the side.

aaaaand now I want some fish. maybe tuna steaks. damnit 9pm food run time

[CPTBadAss]

I'm going to add you to the list regardless clacktalk, I have my ways. And wow, authentic timmy hos from byker , what a deal!

[Zeal]

As an Asian, I had to google what lo mein is. Why does the name of every Chinese dish get butchered in translation?!

[SpAmRaY]

Didn't read anything. Is this thread about ice cream?

[demik]

I'm going to add you to the list regardless clacktalk, I have my ways. And wow, authentic timmy hos from byker , what a deal!

are timmy hos better than regular hos?

also next time you come, habit burgers bruh. better than in n out imo

[tp4tissue]

As an Asian, I had to google what lo mein is. Why does the name of every Chinese dish get butchered in translation?!

english doesn't have as many phonemes as Chinese.

[CPTBadAss]

As an Asian, I had to google what lo mein is. Why does the name of every Chinese dish get butchered in translation?!

Zeal I'm truly sorry man. English no bueno.

I'm going to add you to the list regardless clacktalk, I have my ways. And wow, authentic timmy hos from byker , what a deal!

are timmy hos better than regular hos?

also next time you come, habit burgers bruh. better than in n out imo

Absolutely, only the classiest for you. Also, YAY MORE FOOD ADVENTURES IN LA.

Didn't read anything. Is this thread about ice cream?

[digi]

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reported to exitfire, way out of line.

[trizkut]

24 hrs a day, 6 days a week down here...

Grab a bottle of hoisin and go nuts 

[demik]

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reported to exitfire, way out of line.

<warned without warning>

[HoffmanMyster]

I simultaneously approve and entirely disapprove of this thread.

When do I get ice cream?

[Puddsy]

I simultaneously approve and entirely disapprove of this thread.

When do I get ice cream?

I'll send you some.

[demik]

hoffman, careful, you're still running against him for president ruler of the world inside of geekhack. who knows what poisons might be in the ice cream!!

[CPTBadAss]

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24 hrs a day, 6 days a week down here...

Grab a bottle of sriracha and go nuts  :p

Fixed it for you. :P

And I ****ing love pho. Used to work in a pho restaurant and ate it daily. Still not sick of it.

I simultaneously approve and entirely disapprove of this thread.

When do I get ice cream?

Why do you disapprove?! And next week bb!

[Sent]

Fixed it for you.

And u ****ing love pho. Used to work in a pho restaurant and ate it daily. Still not sick of it.

This is because pho is love.  Pho is life.

[trizkut]

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24 hrs a day, 6 days a week down here...

Grab a bottle of sriracha and go nuts  :p

Fixed it for you. :P

And u ****ing love pho. Used to work in a pho restaurant and ate it daily. Still not sick of it.

I'm still not a fan of the rooster, but to each his or her own.  We've got plenty of that too  ;D

[HoffmanMyster]

Why do you disapprove?!

hoffman, careful, you're still running against him for president ruler of the world inside of geekhack. who knows what poisons might be in the ice cream!!

^^

Because I'm not a dummy, CBA...   

[tp4tissue]

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24 hrs a day, 6 days a week down here...

Grab a bottle of sriracha and go nuts  :p

Fixed it for you. :P

And u ****ing love pho. Used to work in a pho restaurant and ate it daily. Still not sick of it.

I'm still not a fan of the rooster, but to each his or her own.  We've got plenty of that too  ;D

i've always felt rooster  wasn't consistent between bottles..  some times they'd taste more/ less sour between batches.. and the sweetness varies as well .

[digi]

i've always felt rooster  wasn't consistent between bottles..  some times they'd taste more/ less sour between batches.. and the sweetness varies as well .

when I try to touch down on some pho dac biet, sometimes they be watering down my sirarcha and I don't appreciate that **** and I'm like "du mah mae"!

[tjcaustin]

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24 hrs a day, 6 days a week down here...

Grab a bottle of sriracha and go nuts  :p

Fixed it for you. :P

And u ****ing love pho. Used to work in a pho restaurant and ate it daily. Still not sick of it.

I'm still not a fan of the rooster, but to each his or her own.  We've got plenty of that too  ;D

i've always felt rooster  wasn't consistent between bottles..  some times they'd taste more/ less sour between batches.. and the sweetness varies as well .

Considering the process to make it, that's not a huge surprise.

Pho is good.  Too bad it's too hot here for pho.  Bahn mi instead.

[CPTBadAss]

You're supposed to eat it in hot weather. Vietnam is got as hell. You eat it, sweat,  and cool down. Duhhh

[digi]

You're supposed to eat it in hot weather. Vietnam is got as hell. You eat it, sweat,  and cool down. Duhhh

lol, u right u right.

[terrpn]

i was raised on and live near the chesapeake bay and boats pretty much my whole life

i can make you some mean she crab soup, fried oysters, a crab cake samich and sweet tater pie

that........ some iced tea and a pot of coffee and your set

[CPTBadAss]

Sounds amazing terrpn.

[tjcaustin]

You're supposed to eat it in hot weather. Vietnam is got as hell. You eat it, sweat,  and cool down. Duhhh

Vietnam thinks it's hot...

[terrpn]

so no kidding..........you were locked up for 15 hours?

hope you had some big cups to pee in

[CPTBadAss]

So I really worked 15 hours yesterday but I wasn't locked in... Just felt like it.