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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: Input Nirvana on Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:33:20
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Who is this, really...I'm sure I already know this toolhole, and I just want to tell him so. Which one of my buddies is this? Riot! I don't currently pay good money for a premium Linkedin profile...but may need to in the future, if anyone else does...who is this?
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Gotta be that jackass...you know who.
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lets bayblade! let it RIP
Rip in peace
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Gotta be that jackass...you know who.
Voldemort???
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It's hilarious.
But if it's him, and it's for real, it's actually very, very, VERY sad.
I hope it's him and it's a joke, or to promote GH, or someone else fooling around.
It's still funny. Can't buy that kinda advertising!
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Cant be ripster, it says geekhack.
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Cant be ripster, it says geekhack.
hahaha
I think I should put Geekhack on my Linkedin. Just for funnsies.
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Cant be ripster, it says geekhack.
But who else would be conceited enough to refer to themselves at the "#1 keyboard expert on the planet"?
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Cant be ripster, it says geekhack.
But who else would be conceited enough to refer to themselves at the "#1 keyboard expert on the planet"?
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/shm.gif)
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It's definitely him. God it's funny. (but I really hope he's joking at some level)
I'm on my way to grocery shop, and I half expect to see a 1969 Ford pick up with rust and primer, chicken wire for a homemade something-or-other box in the back of it, driving down the street, with a sign saying "#1 Keyboard Expert on the Planet".
I'm not far from his 'hood, so that scenario is a distinct possibility.
Just thought I'd share my "find".
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It's definitely him. God it's funny. (but I really hope he's joking at some level)
I'm on my way to grocery shop, and I half expect to see a 1969 Ford pick up with rust and primer, chicken wire for a homemade something-or-other box in the back of it, driving down the street, with a sign saying "#1 Keyboard Expert on the Planet".
I'm not far from his 'hood, so that scenario is a distinct possibility.
Just thought I'd share my "find".
Nah, ripster would drive a jacked-up Dodge 3500 with stacks.
You know, cuz of his ego issues...
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It's definitely him. God it's funny. (but I really hope he's joking at some level)
I'm on my way to grocery shop, and I half expect to see a 1969 Ford pick up with rust and primer, chicken wire for a homemade something-or-other box in the back of it, driving down the street, with a sign saying "#1 Keyboard Expert on the Planet".
I'm not far from his 'hood, so that scenario is a distinct possibility.
Just thought I'd share my "find".
Nah, ripster would drive a jacked-up Dodge 3500 with stacks.
You know, cuz of his ego issues...
Heeyy-y-y-y...is that a slam on my jacked up Dodge 3500 with stacks????
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hey guys we hate ripster so lets give him even more attention that he likes
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hey guys we hate ripster so lets give him even more attention that he likes
Don't hate him, LOVE the ripper. If all he needs is a little attention then hey, here it is. Virtual attention. Take THAT to the bank!
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Funny, now my phone is blowing up with back-channel texts from you guys.
This entertainment is beyond funny. Gf doesn't get it, coworkers don't get it, pretty much no one but you guys.
Brothers in arms!
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LINK WITH MEEEEEE!!!
(And now I know it's a joke, whew)
Awesome ****.
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Guys wtf, no one ever listens to me so I had to make a linkedin to prove it. I am #1 keyboard expert. Why would you link that publically?!
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LINK WITH ME CPT!!!!
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Depends. How much WPM you got? Can you tell me what year are considered vintage blacks? Can you recite IBM model number and year they were produced?
Maybe then...maybe...I'll link with you.
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Depends. How much WPM you got? Can you tell me what year are considered vintage blacks? Can you recite IBM model number and year they were produced?
Maybe then...maybe...I'll link with you.
You're such a- - - -
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Depends. How much WPM you got? Can you tell me what year are considered vintage blacks? Can you recite IBM model number and year they were produced?
Maybe then...maybe...I'll link with you.
I don't know about Input, but I know this.
My women per minute (or the number of women I seduce per minute) is about 120 on average.
The "vintage blacks" would be referring to our earliest known ancestors traced back to the continent of Africa. These would be the Homo Sapiens that would date to around 450000 to 250000 years ago.
Another argument could be that Australopithecus Amanuensis which dates 4.1 million years ago could also be what you're looking for.
And the kishaver is obviously IBM's #1 keyboard followed by the Giant-Ass F at a close #2. These were the absolute best of keyboards and can be dated back to the years of amazing keyboards.
My keyboard expertise is top-notch, trust me. Although I have no idea what women and our ancestors have to do with keyboards...
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There's gonna be some serious linking going on tonight....
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I have a headache from laughing so hard about this stuff. Maybe it's my mood or maybe it's really just as much fun as I think it is.
And I really gotta leave this thread and get back on with life... there's a burger to grill and food shopping that still needs to happen tonight...
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That "Medical Practice" bit has got me worried!
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(http://i.imgur.com/8UjbzfA.png)
Key point: "2 connections"
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That "Medical Practice" bit has got me worried!
"under medical practice"
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Funny? No.
Pathetic? Yes.
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Funny? No.
Pathetic? Yes.
Don't take it personally and it 100% totally funny. HBO Special quality.
I cruised reddit yesterday after discovering Linky, he's moved on but uses the GeekWhack component as leverage and it's absolutely hilarious.
He's got a wicked sense of humor that I appreciate.
This thread turned out pretty damn good, better than I anticipated. LOL But I'm guessing this thread has run it's course and is about done.
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zomg. r!pster funny. Dodge with stacks:
(https://img.mecum.com/auctions/KC0312/KC0312-123669/images/KC0312-123669_3.jpg)
That ^ is r!pster dream car.
Here is r!pster reality car:
(http://paintref.com/graphics/sample/pinto1972brightyellow.jpg)
1972 Pinto Wagon with faux woodie paneling.
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2 weeks ago I saw a Pinto wagon (woody) but it was white/cream in downtown Campbell. I was rolling. Don't see Pintos around....a pretty rare car.
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2 weeks ago I saw a Pinto wagon (woody) but it was white/cream in downtown Campbell. I was rolling. Don't see Pintos around....a pretty rare car.
There's a lifted one I see every now and then in my neck of the woods. That just seems like tempting fate though.
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2 weeks ago I saw a Pinto wagon (woody) but it was white/cream in downtown Campbell. I was rolling. Don't see Pintos around....a pretty rare car.
There's a lifted one I see every now and then in my neck of the woods. That just seems like tempting fate though.
Lifted? Awesome. Try to get pic and post!
I'm getting 2 zippered GH hoodies. If my gf bails on me I'll give it to Rip and we can roll around town as geek-bros.
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Oh look, another one of these threads.
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Yes, turtle, this is my thread. Feel free to contribute.
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Funny? No.
Pathetic? Yes.
We're talking about the thread, right?
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Funny? No.
Pathetic? Yes.
We're talking about the thread, right?
No. Canada.
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Funny? No.
Pathetic? Yes.
We're talking about the thread, right?
Accurate description of ripster.
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Funny? No.
Pathetic? Yes.
We're talking about the thread, right?
No. Canada.
If I was a mod, you would get banned. :p
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Funny? No.
Pathetic? Yes.
We're talking about the thread, right?
No. Canada.
If I was a mod, you would get banned. :p
If I was a mod, I'd ban me too.
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if i were a mod, i'd ban you too
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if i were a mod, i'd ban you too
Awwww... that's so damn CUTE!