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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 November 2014, 20:55:43

Title: The Monster in us all..
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 November 2014, 20:55:43: So you open up a tube of Ritz cookies.. 30x per tube (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/sleeping-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862520)

Right then and there, (http://eemoticons.net/Upload/big%20onion/th_46.gif) you say... I am going to just eat 5 cookies.. that's it...

Then you get to 5 in all of 8 seconds.. (http://eemoticons.net/Upload/big%20onion/th_85.gif) and you're like.. 10... but then I'm putting this down..

Then @ 10... you strike the HALF bargin, (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/wait-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862524) I'll just eat half.. which is 15/30 cookies..

Then @ 15... (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/scared-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862517) you say... i'll just eat 5 more.. and save 10 for later when I get hungry again..

Then @ 20...(http://eemoticons.net/Upload/big%20onion/th_34.gif) The Demon WINs... ... ffff-it... I still got 4 boxes (16 tubes) in the cupboard downstairs..

Food Addiction 'Murica !!!

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Title: Re: The Monster in us all..
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:01:31: yes, but replace crackers with sleeves of Oreos
Title: Re: The Monster in us all..
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:12:01: Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:01:31
yes, but replace crackers with sleeves of Oreos

it's not nearly as easy to eat a the whole tube of oreos vs ritz...

Oreos tire you out... you hit 10, it starts to get uncomfortable.. unless you're really Battle- hardened or pre-diabetic..
Title: Re: The Monster in us all..
Post by: dante on Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:14:40: Soft sticky gooey Medjool Dates. They make me feel simultaneously fearful of diabetes and cavities.
Title: Re: The Monster in us all..
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:17:10: Quote from: dante on Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:14:40
Soft sticky gooey Medjool Dates. They make me feel simultaneously fearful of diabetes and cavities.

Diabetus is serious stuff..

I was at a clinic once because I had to delivering emergency payment to a guy who was losing his toe to diabetus...
Title: Re: The Monster in us all..
Post by: dante on Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:29:56: Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:17:10
Quote from: dante on Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:14:40
Soft sticky gooey Medjool Dates. They make me feel simultaneously fearful of diabetes and cavities.

Diabetus is serious stuff..

I was at a clinic once because I had to delivering emergency payment to a guy who was losing his toe to diabetus...

I just worry about flipping the switch.
Title: Re: The Monster in us all..
Post by: nubbinator on Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:30:55: I hate Ritz crackers....so yay me?
Title: Re: The Monster in us all..
Post by: C5Allroad on Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:49:40: Dude... Cookies are like crack.
Title: Re: The Monster in us all..
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 22 November 2014, 02:15:45: it's not as bad as the halloween candy... but close..
Title: Re: The Monster in us all..
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 22 November 2014, 03:06:59: It comes down to self control.

But then you have to ask yourself are you a string person resisting a temptation, or a weak person denying yourself a pleasure?
Title: Re: The Monster in us all..
Post by: bazh on Sat, 22 November 2014, 04:20:17: exactly me whenever I open a Ben&Jerry/Haagen Dazs pint :(
Title: Re: The Monster in us all..
Post by: Firebolt1914 on Sat, 22 November 2014, 08:58:22: Me with a bag of 오징어땅콩 :-[
Title: Re: The Monster in us all..
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 22 November 2014, 12:41:30: Quote from: Firebolt1914 on Sat, 22 November 2014, 08:58:22
Me with a bag of 오징어땅콩 :-[

Go HMart ! (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/cheer3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862495)
Title: Re: The Monster in us all..
Post by: Firebolt1914 on Sat, 22 November 2014, 13:24:57: I live like an hour away for one :(
Title: Re: The Monster in us all..
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 22 November 2014, 13:30:10: Quote from: Firebolt1914 on Sat, 22 November 2014, 13:24:57
I live like an hour away for one :(

I live about an Hour away from Microcenter.. No complaints.. Just go pilgrimage style.. every month..

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Title: Re: The Monster in us all..
Post by: Firebolt1914 on Sat, 22 November 2014, 15:18:31: Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 22 November 2014, 13:30:10
Quote from: Firebolt1914 on Sat, 22 November 2014, 13:24:57
I live like an hour away for one :(

I live about an Hour away from Microcenter.. No complaints.. Just go pilgrimage style.. every month..

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I live like an hour away from a microcenter as well

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/depressed1-onion-head-emoticon.gif) (http://emoticoner.com)
Title: Re: The Monster in us all..
Post by: The Mad Professor on Sat, 22 November 2014, 15:30:14: Oh, the inevitable food addiction.

I feel yer pain, tp...

I'm the same way with Mother's Taffy Cookies... especially if I have hot coffee nearby to dip them in...

(http://danicasdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/IMG_38251.jpg)

SOOOOOO delicious.
Title: Re: The Monster in us all..
Post by: Findecanor on Sat, 22 November 2014, 16:34:28: This thread made me eat cookies ...
Title: Re: The Monster in us all..
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 22 November 2014, 19:01:54: Quote from: Findecanor on Sat, 22 November 2014, 16:34:28
This thread made me eat cookies ...

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