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Offline tp4tissue

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The Monster in us all..
« on: Fri, 21 November 2014, 20:55:43 »
So you open up a tube of Ritz cookies.. 30x per tube 


Right then and there, you say... I am going to just eat 5 cookies.. that's it...


Then you get to 5 in all of 8 seconds.. and you're like.. 10... but then I'm putting this down..



Then @ 10...  you strike the HALF bargin, I'll just eat half.. which is 15/30 cookies..

Then @ 15... you say... i'll just eat 5 more.. and save 10 for later when I get hungry again..

Then @ 20... The Demon WINs...  ... ffff-it... I still got 4 boxes (16 tubes) in the cupboard downstairs..


Food Addiction 'Murica !!!


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Offline noisyturtle

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Re: The Monster in us all..
« Reply #1 on: Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:01:31 »
yes, but replace crackers with sleeves of Oreos
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Re: The Monster in us all..
« Reply #2 on: Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:12:01 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:01:31
yes, but replace crackers with sleeves of Oreos

it's not nearly as easy to eat a the whole tube of oreos  vs ritz...

Oreos tire you out...   you hit 10, it starts to get uncomfortable..  unless you're really Battle- hardened or pre-diabetic..
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Re: The Monster in us all..
« Reply #3 on: Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:14:40 »
Soft sticky gooey Medjool Dates.  They make me feel simultaneously fearful of diabetes and cavities.
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Re: The Monster in us all..
« Reply #4 on: Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:17:10 »
Quote from: dante on Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:14:40
Soft sticky gooey Medjool Dates.  They make me feel simultaneously fearful of diabetes and cavities.

Diabetus is serious stuff..

I was at a clinic once because I had to delivering emergency payment to a guy who was losing his toe to diabetus...

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Re: The Monster in us all..
« Reply #5 on: Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:29:56 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:17:10
Quote from: dante on Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:14:40
Soft sticky gooey Medjool Dates.  They make me feel simultaneously fearful of diabetes and cavities.

Diabetus is serious stuff..

I was at a clinic once because I had to delivering emergency payment to a guy who was losing his toe to diabetus...



I just worry about flipping the switch.
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Re: The Monster in us all..
« Reply #6 on: Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:30:55 »
I hate Ritz crackers....so yay me?
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Re: The Monster in us all..
« Reply #7 on: Fri, 21 November 2014, 21:49:40 »
Dude... Cookies are like crack.
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Re: The Monster in us all..
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 22 November 2014, 02:15:45 »
it's not as bad as the halloween candy... but close..
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Re: The Monster in us all..
« Reply #9 on: Sat, 22 November 2014, 03:06:59 »
It comes down to self control.

But then you have to ask yourself are you a string person resisting a temptation, or a weak person denying yourself a pleasure?
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Re: The Monster in us all..
« Reply #10 on: Sat, 22 November 2014, 04:20:17 »
exactly me whenever I open a Ben&Jerry/Haagen Dazs pint :(
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Re: The Monster in us all..
« Reply #11 on: Sat, 22 November 2014, 08:58:22 »
Me with a bag of 오징어땅콩 :-[
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Re: The Monster in us all..
« Reply #12 on: Sat, 22 November 2014, 12:41:30 »
Quote from: Firebolt1914 on Sat, 22 November 2014, 08:58:22
Me with a bag of 오징어땅콩 :-[

Go HMart !   

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Re: The Monster in us all..
« Reply #13 on: Sat, 22 November 2014, 13:24:57 »
I live like an hour away for one :(
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Re: The Monster in us all..
« Reply #14 on: Sat, 22 November 2014, 13:30:10 »
Quote from: Firebolt1914 on Sat, 22 November 2014, 13:24:57
I live like an hour away for one :(

I live about an Hour away from Microcenter..  No complaints..  Just go pilgrimage style.. every month..

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Re: The Monster in us all..
« Reply #15 on: Sat, 22 November 2014, 15:18:31 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sat, 22 November 2014, 13:30:10
Quote from: Firebolt1914 on Sat, 22 November 2014, 13:24:57
I live like an hour away for one :(

I live about an Hour away from Microcenter..  No complaints..  Just go pilgrimage style.. every month..

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I live like an hour away from a microcenter as well

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Re: The Monster in us all..
« Reply #16 on: Sat, 22 November 2014, 15:30:14 »
Oh, the inevitable food addiction.


I feel yer pain, tp...

I'm the same way with Mother's Taffy Cookies... especially if I have hot coffee nearby to dip them in...




SOOOOOO delicious.
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Re: The Monster in us all..
« Reply #17 on: Sat, 22 November 2014, 16:34:28 »
This thread made me eat cookies ...
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