Rules:
1. Must be edible straight from the can BY HUMANS, without causing systemic distress..
2. Around 12oz sizes (can of coke)
I submit..
Chinese 八寶粥, Mixed Congee
255 Calories per CAN 13ozShow Image(http://d6.yihaodianimg.com/N01/M05/8E/35/CgQCrlH2JfWAEhzBAAE818cb9iw82900.jpg)
Rules:
1. Must be edible straight from the can BY HUMANS, without causing systemic distress..
2. Around 12oz sizes (can of coke)
I submit..
Chinese 八寶粥, Mixed Congee
255 Calories per CAN 13ozShow Image(http://d6.yihaodianimg.com/N01/M05/8E/35/CgQCrlH2JfWAEhzBAAE818cb9iw82900.jpg)
Bro, that's only 15 more calories than an actual Coke.
I submit manteca. I'll calculate the kcal in a bit, but I win.
Rules:
1. Must be edible straight from the can BY HUMANS, without causing systemic distress..
2. Around 12oz sizes (can of coke)
I submit..
Chinese 八寶粥, Mixed Congee
255 Calories per CAN 13ozShow Image(http://d6.yihaodianimg.com/N01/M05/8E/35/CgQCrlH2JfWAEhzBAAE818cb9iw82900.jpg)
Bro, that's only 15 more calories than an actual Coke.
I submit manteca. I'll calculate the kcal in a bit, but I win.
Coke is only 140 calories per 12 oz can..
http://www.amazon.com/Boost-calorie-complete-nutritional-drink/dp/B0089OJ34S
maybe not a can... but you get the point
Manteca (lard) has 115 kcal per Tbsp. 24 Tbsp in a 12 fl oz can. Ergo... 2760 kcal
Manteca (lard) has 115 kcal per Tbsp. 24 Tbsp in a 12 fl oz can. Ergo... 2760 kcalyeah lard will literally be the highest calorie thing on this list
it is. have you been to southern USA? They fry that **** right upManteca (lard) has 115 kcal per Tbsp. 24 Tbsp in a 12 fl oz can. Ergo... 2760 kcal
Rule 1 carpe.. has to be edible from the can, without killing you....
Manteca (lard) has 115 kcal per Tbsp. 24 Tbsp in a 12 fl oz can. Ergo... 2760 kcal
Rule 1 carpe.. has to be edible from the can, without killing you....
Boom. (http://www.walmart.com/ip/Lord-Nut-Levington-El-Cheddarales-Peanuts-8-oz-Pack-of-6/17198041)
Can of peanuts - 8 oz. 161 calories/oz for peanuts alone = 1288 calories + all the other ingredients listed
There is no way you are eating strait lard :))
EDIT: ^
it is. have you been to southern USA? They fry that **** right upManteca (lard) has 115 kcal per Tbsp. 24 Tbsp in a 12 fl oz can. Ergo... 2760 kcal
Rule 1 carpe.. has to be edible from the can, without killing you....
it is. have you been to southern USA? They fry that **** right upManteca (lard) has 115 kcal per Tbsp. 24 Tbsp in a 12 fl oz can. Ergo... 2760 kcal
Rule 1 carpe.. has to be edible from the can, without killing you....
come on man.. u can't straight up eat an entire 12oz can of Lard......... that's not something anyone would do..
it is. have you been to southern USA? They fry that **** right upManteca (lard) has 115 kcal per Tbsp. 24 Tbsp in a 12 fl oz can. Ergo... 2760 kcal
Rule 1 carpe.. has to be edible from the can, without killing you....
come on man.. u can't straight up eat an entire 12oz can of Lard......... that's not something anyone would do..
Challenge accepted!
But there must be some money involved lol
Realistically peanut butter would probably be the most calorie dense thing someone would actually eat
http://www.jif.com/products/creamy-peanut-butter BANG
Realistically peanut butter would probably be the most calorie dense thing someone would actually eat
Yeah Jiff has 4560 Calories per 12 oz
http://www.jif.com/products/creamy-peanut-butter BANG
This converts out to be 2018 calories per 12 oz...
Here's the debate... Should we count lard or peanut butter..
Has people eaten entire 12ozs of either in 1 sitting?
yeah it was like 1900, bad mathRealistically peanut butter would probably be the most calorie dense thing someone would actually eat
Yeah Jiff has 4560 Calories per 12 oz
unpossible.. it's Half that at the most
Realistically peanut butter would probably be the most calorie dense thing someone would actually eat
Yeah Jiff has 4560 Calories per 12 oz
unpossible.. it's Half that at the most
http://www.jif.com/products/creamy-peanut-butter BANG
This converts out to be 2018 calories per 12 oz...
Here's the debate... Should we count lard or peanut butter..
Has people eaten entire 12ozs of either in 1 sitting?
I think that peanut butter is a lot more realistic to eat an entire jar of than lard. Just think about how much peanut butter you can put on a bagel or bread in comparison to the amoun of lard you can put on anything (if thats even a thing)
Also while not super high in fat, this is basically a heart-attack in a can:Show Image(https://i.imgur.com/JR65seh.jpg)
Realistically peanut butter would probably be the most calorie dense thing someone would actually eat
Yeah Jiff has 4560 Calories per 12 oz
unpossible.. it's Half that at the most
Yeah forgot the serving size was 2 Tablespoons
Realistically peanut butter would probably be the most calorie dense thing someone would actually eat
Yeah Jiff has 4560 Calories per 12 oz
unpossible.. it's Half that at the most
Yeah forgot the serving size was 2 Tablespoons
32g of peanut butter is 2 tablespoons is 188calories..
12oz is 336g , comes out to around 2000 calories..
I think you multiplied by 28oz
Also while not super high in fat, this is basically a heart-attack in a can:Show Image(https://i.imgur.com/JR65seh.jpg)
I dont think anyone could withstand the emotional trauma caused by eating an entire can of something called "pork brains"
come on man.. u can't straight up eat an entire 12oz can of Lard......... that's not something anyone would do..You can totally consume more calories of lard, eating it straight from a can, than that can of congee has. 30g of lard is not at all hard to consume plain in one sitting, if you try. (Most people could surely eat 1/3 of a stick of butter or the equivalent amount of some other grease without issue.)
I've had brain.. its a litttle bit like tofu..I dunno about those canned pork brains in gravy, I’ve never had those specifically. In general though, brain is not remotely like tofu, in either taste or texture.
come on man.. u can't straight up eat an entire 12oz can of Lard......... that's not something anyone would do..You can totally consume more calories of lard, eating it straight from a can, than that can of congee has. 30g of lard is not at all hard to consume plain in one sitting, if you try. (Most people could surely eat 1/3 of a stick of butter or the equivalent amount of some other grease without issue.)
An entire 12 oz can would be tougher.
this thread made me think of this. beat that, you fools!
I've had brain.. its a litttle bit like tofu..I dunno about those canned pork brains in gravy, I�ve never had those specifically. In general though, brain is not remotely like tofu, in either taste or texture.
(Sesos tacos are great, but only 1�2. Too much more than that and it gets unpalatably rich. I can�t imagine eating a whole can of brain without puking.)
Mmm, pig's brains and scrambled eggs for breakfast and a cow tongue sandwich for lunch and livers and onions for supper.. "Southern Living"
Why do I get the feeling you've only had 1 kind of tofu. HahhahahaWhich type of tofu do you think is similar to pork brain? Be specific.
What causes heart disease is Coca Cola and too much rice and bread without enough exercise to compensate. Brains, eggs, liver, and meat are just part of a normal healthy diet. (Could use some veggies though.)Mmm, pig's brains and scrambled eggs for breakfast and a cow tongue sandwich for lunch and livers and onions for supper.. "Southern Living"This causes heart disease, its just gotta
Why do I get the feeling you've only had 1 kind of tofu. HahhahahaWhich type of tofu do you think is similar to pork brain? Be specific.What causes heart disease is Coca Cola and too much rice and bread without enough exercise to compensate. Brains, eggs, liver, and meat are just part of a normal healthy diet. (Could use some veggies though.)Mmm, pig's brains and scrambled eggs for breakfast and a cow tongue sandwich for lunch and livers and onions for supper.. "Southern Living"This causes heart disease, its just gotta
Brain is much much fattier than those though. Maybe if you mixed the tofu 50/50 with jdcarpe's can of manteca before making your custard you could get a bit closer.
Mmm, pig's brains and scrambled eggs for breakfast and a cow tongue sandwich for lunch and livers and onions for supper.. "Southern Living"
really depends. your body is going to try and extract as much as it possibly can from what you eat before you poop, so what you flush will vary on how anabolic you are, how much you ate at the same time and probably everyone is different.
if you are eating very little you will probably absorb most of the nutrients. but if you drink a whole bottle of olive oil it will be so much that your body cant even process it all and you will end up ****ting out essentially intact olive oil presumably with all its calories intact.
really depends. your body is going to try and extract as much as it possibly can from what you eat before you poop, so what you flush will vary on how anabolic you are, how much you ate at the same time and probably everyone is different.
if you are eating very little you will probably absorb most of the nutrients. but if you drink a whole bottle of olive oil it will be so much that your body cant even process it all and you will end up ****ting out essentially intact olive oil presumably with all its calories intact.
Then you could at least burn your poop to keep warm. That's a smelly fire, though. :(
It's probably better to consume the lard a little at a time. Eat a big spoonful of it, let that settle, then eat another spoonful some time later when you need more calories.