Most calories Per CAN Competition

[tp4tissue]

Rules: 

1.  Must be edible straight from the can BY HUMANS, without causing systemic distress..

2.  Around 12oz sizes (can of coke)

I submit..

Chinese 八寶粥, Mixed Congee

255 Calories per CAN 13oz

[jdcarpe]

Rules: 

1.  Must be edible straight from the can BY HUMANS, without causing systemic distress..

2.  Around 12oz sizes (can of coke)

I submit..

Chinese 八寶粥, Mixed Congee

255 Calories per CAN 13oz

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Bro, that's only 15 more calories than an actual Coke.

I submit manteca. I'll calculate the kcal in a bit, but I win.

[tp4tissue]

Rules: 

1.  Must be edible straight from the can BY HUMANS, without causing systemic distress..

2.  Around 12oz sizes (can of coke)

I submit..

Chinese 八寶粥, Mixed Congee

255 Calories per CAN 13oz

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Bro, that's only 15 more calories than an actual Coke.

I submit manteca. I'll calculate the kcal in a bit, but I win.

Coke is only 140 calories per 12 oz can..

[DrHubblePhD]

http://www.amazon.com/Boost-calorie-complete-nutritional-drink/dp/B0089OJ34S

maybe not a can... but you get the point

[jdcarpe]

Rules: 

1.  Must be edible straight from the can BY HUMANS, without causing systemic distress..

2.  Around 12oz sizes (can of coke)

I submit..

Chinese 八寶粥, Mixed Congee

255 Calories per CAN 13oz

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Bro, that's only 15 more calories than an actual Coke.

I submit manteca. I'll calculate the kcal in a bit, but I win.

Coke is only 140 calories per 12 oz can..

Oops. I must have been thinking of the 20oz bottle. Haha

[tp4tissue]

http://www.amazon.com/Boost-calorie-complete-nutritional-drink/dp/B0089OJ34S

maybe not a can... but you get the point

That stuff is pretty powerful.. though it's not in a can.. i guess we'll count it..


The number to beat is 800 Calories Per 12oz... 

HOly crapp.. that's a half a day in 12 oz..

[jdcarpe]

Manteca (lard) has 115 kcal per Tbsp. 24 Tbsp in a 12 fl oz can. Ergo... 2760 kcal

[Moralless]

Boom.

Can of peanuts - 8 oz. 161 calories/oz for peanuts alone = 1288 calories + all the other ingredients listed 

[tp4tissue]

Manteca (lard) has 115 kcal per Tbsp. 24 Tbsp in a 12 fl oz can. Ergo... 2760 kcal

Rule 1 carpe.. has to be edible from the can, without killing you....

[hwood34]

Manteca (lard) has 115 kcal per Tbsp. 24 Tbsp in a 12 fl oz can. Ergo... 2760 kcal

yeah lard will literally be the highest calorie thing on this list

[hwood34]

Manteca (lard) has 115 kcal per Tbsp. 24 Tbsp in a 12 fl oz can. Ergo... 2760 kcal

Rule 1 carpe.. has to be edible from the can, without killing you....

it is. have you been to southern USA? They fry that **** right up

[jdcarpe]

Manteca (lard) has 115 kcal per Tbsp. 24 Tbsp in a 12 fl oz can. Ergo... 2760 kcal

Rule 1 carpe.. has to be edible from the can, without killing you....

If you can't eat straight lard, you need a stronger stomach. )

[DrHubblePhD]

There is no way you are eating strait lard  )

EDIT: ^

[tp4tissue]

Boom.

Can of peanuts - 8 oz. 161 calories/oz for peanuts alone = 1288 calories + all the other ingredients listed 

This Peanut can translates to ~1900 Calories per 12 oz..

[jdcarpe]

There is no way you are eating strait lard  )

EDIT: ^

We're talking survival food here. If you are starving, you will eat anything. And fat has 9 kcal per gram. Carbohydrate and protein both have 4 kcal per gram. When you need the most calorie dense food possible, you want the most fat content.

[tp4tissue]

Manteca (lard) has 115 kcal per Tbsp. 24 Tbsp in a 12 fl oz can. Ergo... 2760 kcal

Rule 1 carpe.. has to be edible from the can, without killing you....

it is. have you been to southern USA? They fry that **** right up

come on man.. u can't straight up eat an entire 12oz can of Lard.........  that's not something anyone would do..

[DrHubblePhD]

http://www.jif.com/products/creamy-peanut-butter BANG

[jdcarpe]

Manteca (lard) has 115 kcal per Tbsp. 24 Tbsp in a 12 fl oz can. Ergo... 2760 kcal

Rule 1 carpe.. has to be edible from the can, without killing you....

it is. have you been to southern USA? They fry that **** right up

come on man.. u can't straight up eat an entire 12oz can of Lard.........  that's not something anyone would do..

Challenge accepted!

But there must be some money involved lol

[hwood34]

Realistically peanut butter would probably be the most calorie dense thing someone would actually eat

[tp4tissue]

Manteca (lard) has 115 kcal per Tbsp. 24 Tbsp in a 12 fl oz can. Ergo... 2760 kcal

Rule 1 carpe.. has to be edible from the can, without killing you....

it is. have you been to southern USA? They fry that **** right up

come on man.. u can't straight up eat an entire 12oz can of Lard.........  that's not something anyone would do..

Challenge accepted!

But there must be some money involved lol

Carpe.. as a fellow member of GH, i would not risk your health for amusement..

[DrHubblePhD]

Realistically peanut butter would probably be the most calorie dense thing someone would actually eat

Yeah Jiff has 4560 Calories per 12 oz

[noisyturtle]

this:

[tp4tissue]

http://www.jif.com/products/creamy-peanut-butter BANG

This converts out to be 2018 calories  per 12 oz...



Here's the debate...   Should we count  lard  or peanut butter..


Has people eaten entire 12ozs of either  in 1 sitting?

[tp4tissue]

Realistically peanut butter would probably be the most calorie dense thing someone would actually eat

Yeah Jiff has 4560 Calories per 12 oz

unpossible.. it's Half that at the most

[DrHubblePhD]

http://www.jif.com/products/creamy-peanut-butter BANG

This converts out to be 2018 calories  per 12 oz...



Here's the debate...   Should we count  lard  or peanut butter..


Has people eaten entire 12ozs of either  in 1 sitting?

I think that peanut butter is a lot more realistic to eat an entire jar of than lard. Just think about how much peanut butter you can put on a bagel or bread in comparison to the amoun of lard you can put on anything (if thats even a thing)

[jdcarpe]

Lard-infused peanut butter?

[hwood34]

Realistically peanut butter would probably be the most calorie dense thing someone would actually eat

Yeah Jiff has 4560 Calories per 12 oz

unpossible.. it's Half that at the most

yeah it was like 1900, bad math

[DrHubblePhD]

Realistically peanut butter would probably be the most calorie dense thing someone would actually eat

Yeah Jiff has 4560 Calories per 12 oz

unpossible.. it's Half that at the most

Yeah forgot the serving size was 2 Tablespoons

[tp4tissue]

http://www.jif.com/products/creamy-peanut-butter BANG

This converts out to be 2018 calories  per 12 oz...



Here's the debate...   Should we count  lard  or peanut butter..


Has people eaten entire 12ozs of either  in 1 sitting?

I think that peanut butter is a lot more realistic to eat an entire jar of than lard. Just think about how much peanut butter you can put on a bagel or bread in comparison to the amoun of lard you can put on anything (if thats even a thing)

Well.. we do have clarified butter,  which is Ghee (indian)..  @ 3000 Calories per 12oz..

I'm sitting here trying to imagine a whole can of peanut butter on a bagel.. 

I feel like it's certainly possible..


Lard or Ghee.. not as much..

[noisyturtle]

Also while not super high in fat, this is basically a heart-attack in a can:

[DrHubblePhD]

Also while not super high in fat, this is basically a heart-attack in a can:

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I dont think anyone could withstand the emotional trauma caused by eating an entire can of something called "pork brains"

[tp4tissue]

Realistically peanut butter would probably be the most calorie dense thing someone would actually eat

Yeah Jiff has 4560 Calories per 12 oz

unpossible.. it's Half that at the most

Yeah forgot the serving size was 2 Tablespoons

32g of peanut butter is 2 tablespoons is 188calories..

12oz is 336g  , comes out to around 2000 calories..

I think you multiplied by 28oz

[DrHubblePhD]

Realistically peanut butter would probably be the most calorie dense thing someone would actually eat

Yeah Jiff has 4560 Calories per 12 oz

unpossible.. it's Half that at the most

Yeah forgot the serving size was 2 Tablespoons

32g of peanut butter is 2 tablespoons is 188calories..

12oz is 336g  , comes out to around 2000 calories..

I think you multiplied by 28oz

I literaly typed 12 oz to Tbsp into google and then multiplied that by the calorie per serving which was 2 tablespoons not 1

[tp4tissue]

Also while not super high in fat, this is basically a heart-attack in a can:

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I dont think anyone could withstand the emotional trauma caused by eating an entire can of something called "pork brains"

I've had brain.. its a litttle bit like tofu..

[tp4tissue]

Ok.. so far.. we have 

Peanut butter ~2000 calories per can

Refined Veg oil ~ 2500 calories per 12oz

Lard ~ 2700 calories per can

Ghee (Clarified butter) ~3000 calories per can..


Pork Brain ~ 2500 calories per can.. depending on how much water content is left in the brain.


So.. are we agreeing someone could actually eat 12oz of Ghee / lard / brain  in one go..?

[tp4tissue]

Ok, so going by the butter eating world record 7 quarter pound sticks.. ~ 5670 calories..

I guess we'll have to count all of them..  since basically clarified butter or lard is the same as eating straight butter..

is there anything that's denser than straight-fat that's edible ?

[noisyturtle]

If we are just talking most fattening foods, pretty sure palm oil is right up there:

[jacobolus]

come on man.. u can't straight up eat an entire 12oz can of Lard.........  that's not something anyone would do..

You can totally consume more calories of lard, eating it straight from a can, than that can of congee has. 30g of lard is not at all hard to consume plain in one sitting, if you try. (Most people could surely eat 1/3 of a stick of butter or the equivalent amount of some other grease without issue.)

An entire 12 oz can would be tougher.

[jacobolus]

I've had brain.. its a litttle bit like tofu..

I dunno about those canned pork brains in gravy, I’ve never had those specifically. In general though, brain is not remotely like tofu, in either taste or texture.

(Sesos tacos are great, but only 1–2. Too much more than that and it gets unpalatably rich. I can’t imagine eating a whole can of brain without puking.)

[GL1TCH3D]

Foie Gras would clock in at 1584kcal according to the calorie content on wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foie_gras

Not the highest judging by what others are posting.

[munch]

this thread made me think of this. beat that, you fools!

[noisyturtle]

come on man.. u can't straight up eat an entire 12oz can of Lard.........  that's not something anyone would do..

You can totally consume more calories of lard, eating it straight from a can, than that can of congee has. 30g of lard is not at all hard to consume plain in one sitting, if you try. (Most people could surely eat 1/3 of a stick of butter or the equivalent amount of some other grease without issue.)

An entire 12 oz can would be tougher.

this thread made me think of this. beat that, you fools!

oh ****, beat me to it!

[tp4tissue]

I've had brain.. its a litttle bit like tofu..

I dunno about those canned pork brains in gravy, I�ve never had those specifically. In general though, brain is not remotely like tofu, in either taste or texture.

(Sesos tacos are great, but only 1�2. Too much more than that and it gets unpalatably rich. I can�t imagine eating a whole can of brain without puking.)

Why do I get the feeling you've only had 1 kind of tofu. Hahhahaha

[smknjoe]

Mmm, pig's brains and scrambled eggs for breakfast and a cow tongue sandwich for lunch and livers and onions for supper.. "Southern Living"

[tp4tissue]

Mmm, pig's brains and scrambled eggs for breakfast and a cow tongue sandwich for lunch and livers and onions for supper.. "Southern Living"

This causes heart disease, its just gotta

[jacobolus]

Why do I get the feeling you've only had 1 kind of tofu. Hahhahaha

Which type of tofu do you think is similar to pork brain? Be specific.

Mmm, pig's brains and scrambled eggs for breakfast and a cow tongue sandwich for lunch and livers and onions for supper.. "Southern Living"

This causes heart disease, its just gotta

What causes heart disease is Coca Cola and too much rice and bread without enough exercise to compensate. Brains, eggs, liver, and meat are just part of a normal healthy diet. (Could use some veggies though.)

[tp4tissue]

Why do I get the feeling you've only had 1 kind of tofu. Hahhahaha

Which type of tofu do you think is similar to pork brain? Be specific.

Mmm, pig's brains and scrambled eggs for breakfast and a cow tongue sandwich for lunch and livers and onions for supper.. "Southern Living"

This causes heart disease, its just gotta

What causes heart disease is Coca Cola and too much rice and bread without enough exercise to compensate. Brains, eggs, liver, and meat are just part of a normal healthy diet. (Could use some veggies though.)

Damn you jac ! U dare downrate mah wice.. Hahahahhaha

Egg tofu, they make a custardy kind just like brain.

I would say if you cook regular silken tofu with a bit of oil, its also a bit like brain

[tp4tissue]

There is also the softer but not rigid bean curd tofu which resembles brain as well.

[jacobolus]

Brain is much much fattier than those though. Maybe if you mixed the tofu 50/50 with jdcarpe's can of manteca before making your custard you could get a bit closer.

[Findecanor]

I was about to suggest Sweetened Condensed Milk, but it has "only" 1464 calories per 12 fluid oz ...