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Title: What's your heritage?
Post by: nubbinator on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:08:45
I have a long standing joke that I got the worst of each of my heritages.  I'm mostly Italian, Welsh (or UKer), and have a smidge of Blackfoot in me and probably a few other who the **** knows.  Being the cursed one I am, I got the worst of each of my heritages:

Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: demik on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:10:52
Mexican - white people don't like me
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Evo_Spec on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:11:29
My mom's from Taiwan and my dad's from Hong Kong. I was raised in Canada and i'm living in Japan.
Title: What's your heritage?
Post by: Touch_It on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:11:33
German (master race)

English

Native American (1/64th) I'm somehow related to Pocahontas.

Ps I don't like demik :o
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: nubbinator on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:19:13
Quote from: demik on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:10:52
Mexican - white people don't like me

Am I really white then?  Am I a race traitor (if such a thing exists)?

Quote from: Evo_Spec on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:11:29
My mom's from Taiwan and my dad's from Hong Kong. I was raised in Canada and i'm living in Japan.

Soooo, Chinese, but with some local ethnic variation?

Quote from: Touch_It on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:11:33
German (master race)

English

Native American (1/64th) I'm somehow related to Pocahontas.

Ps I don't like demik :o

Calling all white people who claim Native American heritage.  Are we allowed to talk about being oppressed?  I mean, I always hear the 1/256th generic Native American kid in my classes bring up his heritage and how it really impacts him.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: billnye on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:21:57
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Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:22:15
absolutely no idea  :-\
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Michael on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:22:54
Quote from: demik on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:10:52
Mexican - white people don't like me


I like you <3




Also - 100% Italian (Sicilian)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: radio_killah on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:25:18
I'm Filipino and Chinese. But looking at me you'd think was was full blown Chinese. My great grandmother on my Filipino side was pure Spanish, and I also got some French and Chinese ancestry on my Filipino side as well.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: demik on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:27:26
Quote from: nubbinator on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:19:13
Quote from: demik on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:10:52
Mexican - white people don't like me

Am I really white then?  Am I a race traitor (if such a thing exists)?

Quote from: Evo_Spec on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:11:29
My mom's from Taiwan and my dad's from Hong Kong. I was raised in Canada and i'm living in Japan.

Soooo, Chinese, but with some local ethnic variation?

Quote from: Touch_It on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:11:33
German (master race)

English

Native American (1/64th) I'm somehow related to Pocahontas.

Ps I don't like demik :o

Calling all white people who claim Native American heritage.  Are we allowed to talk about being oppressed?  I mean, I always hear the 1/256th generic Native American kid in my classes bring up his heritage and how it really impacts him.

you're super white

Quote from: Touch_It on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:11:33
German (master race)

English

Native American (1/64th) I'm somehow related to Pocahontas.

Ps I don't like demik :o

careful, i might take your job!

Quote from: Bro Caps on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:22:54
Quote from: demik on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:10:52
Mexican - white people don't like me


I like you <3




Also - 100% Italian (Sicilian)

<3
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: nubbinator on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:29:49
Quote from: demik on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:27:26
you're super white

All I want in life is to be honorary brown

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/When+a+black+guy+calls+you+his+nigga_70e5e0_5210553.jpg)

PS, demik, if you ride with me, we can make sure the cops don't mess with you...but that's because I have a badge, not because I'm white.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: demik on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:31:00
you have a badge BECAUSE you're white

just tint your windows and i'll take, they'll think im a white dude and leave us alone
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: nubbinator on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:32:08
Quote from: demik on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:31:00
you have a badge BECAUSE you're white

But half my coworkers with a badge are brown or black...
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: demik on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:38:16
Quote from: nubbinator on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:32:08
Quote from: demik on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:31:00
you have a badge BECAUSE you're white

But half my coworkers with a badge are brown or black...

nobody hates brown and black like brown and black with a badge
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: XMIT on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:46:08
All four of my grandparents were born in Puerto Rico.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Findecanor on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:50:48
1/8 Danish
1/16 Scottish
1/16 English, I think (I should check)
The rest is mostly Swedish for many generations, as far as I know. A tiny tiny bit of the French royal line from the middle ages, but other than that no famous ancestor.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: billnye on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:52:37
.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: nubbinator on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:54:45
Suddenly

(http://new3.fjcdn.com/comments/Bill+nye+the+nazi+spy+_25fe92d1da7cceb022feb1274bf0bc56.jpg)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:58:19
I'm 100% sifo
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: demik on Fri, 06 March 2015, 23:05:58
your post count also spells BOOB, good job tp
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 06 March 2015, 23:12:29
Quote from: demik on Fri, 06 March 2015, 23:05:58
your post count also spells BOOB, good job tp

sigh...  the one thing sifo-females do not have.. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/1b38f9e2.gif)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Touch_It on Fri, 06 March 2015, 23:42:09
@ nub,  yes I feel oppressed  every day and the Washington Redskins offend me. 

@ demik I think you might be trying!


Disclaimer I'm not racist and a very nice guy.  I work in a culturally diverse office where I am pretty close to the minority.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: nubbinator on Fri, 06 March 2015, 23:43:27
Quote from: Touch_It on Fri, 06 March 2015, 23:42:09
Disclaimer I'm not racist and a very nice guy.  I work in a culturally diverse office where I am pretty close to the minority.

That's white people for "I can say racist things because I have non-white friends".
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Touch_It on Fri, 06 March 2015, 23:51:03

Quote from: nubbinator on Fri, 06 March 2015, 23:43:27
Quote from: Touch_It on Fri, 06 March 2015, 23:42:09
Disclaimer I'm not racist and a very nice guy.  I work in a culturally diverse office where I am pretty close to the minority.

That's white people for "I can say racist things because I have non-white friends".

Bingo.  And I do, every day.  If he heard half the stuff that was said, I think almost everyone would be fired multiple times over.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: demik on Fri, 06 March 2015, 23:52:04
i understand, i keep one friend of every race so i can be racist as hell.

balances itself in the end
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: sleepy916 on Sat, 07 March 2015, 00:55:10
I am Demik's other half.......Wait what?  ^-^
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: foxer on Sat, 07 March 2015, 01:22:07
Urm, English. Although my ancestors are French. Jean-Pierre Blanchard is my ancestor. He had something to do with hot air balloons.

But for the most part just standard ****ty English.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Synjin on Sat, 07 March 2015, 01:38:04
50% Chinese
25% Filipino = Mix of other random races LOL  :p
25% Portuguese
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: nubbinator on Sat, 07 March 2015, 01:39:16
Quote from: sleepy916 on Sat, 07 March 2015, 00:55:10
I am Demik's other half.......Wait what?  ^-^

(http://img.pandawhale.com/69849-Jessica-Biel-humping-ball-reve-h1cG.gif)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Sygaldry on Sat, 07 March 2015, 01:50:23
Quote from: nubbinator on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:19:13
Quote from: demik on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:10:52
Mexican - white people don't like me

Am I really white then?  Am I a race traitor (if such a thing exists)?

Quote from: Evo_Spec on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:11:29
My mom's from Taiwan and my dad's from Hong Kong. I was raised in Canada and i'm living in Japan.

Soooo, Chinese, but with some local ethnic variation?

Quote from: Touch_It on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:11:33
German (master race)

English

Native American (1/64th) I'm somehow related to Pocahontas.

Ps I don't like demik :o

Calling all white people who claim Native American heritage.  Are we allowed to talk about being oppressed?  I mean, I always hear the 1/256th generic Native American kid in my classes bring up his heritage and how it really impacts him.
If anything it looks great on college apps.  :-X

One of my high school classmates traces his lineage all the way back to the earliest colonialists and is directly descended from Nathaniel Boone - old blood, rich blood. Blonde hair blue eyes, Benz ML500 at 16, poster boy of privilege. He was also something like 1/256 Native American and milked this fact on his college applications. Not sure how but he based his personal statement on that 1/256 heritage and how much adversity he faced throughout his life (daddy didn't buy him the Porsche he wanted I guess). Got into Yale with a 13XX/1600 SAT and middling class rank.

I was 15XX/1600, great class rank, state athlete, super involved in community service, 100% [model] minority... Shot down at all Ivies (well... waitlisted at Cornell). Ended up going to state school and wasting my life away as a result of excessive partying and computer games (as is the fate of 50% of students at my alma mater). Sigh... Such is life.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: baldgye on Sat, 07 March 2015, 01:55:10
My Italian SO get mega salty when 'Muricans claim to be Italian.


My heratige is Midland massive m8
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: nubbinator on Sat, 07 March 2015, 02:21:07
Quote from: baldgye on Sat, 07 March 2015, 01:55:10
My Italian SO get mega salty when 'Muricans claim to be Italian.

Sounds like someone needs to say a few more hail Moussolinis at night before bed.

Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: baldgye on Sat, 07 March 2015, 02:29:32
I guess I can understand it, but I don't want to go off topic :P
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Michael on Sat, 07 March 2015, 02:36:21
Quote from: baldgye on Sat, 07 March 2015, 01:55:10
My Italian SO get mega salty when 'Muricans claim to be Italian.


My heratige is Midland massive m8


(http://i.imgur.com/BsVkhtF.jpg)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: baldgye on Sat, 07 March 2015, 02:43:07
Quote from: Bro Caps on Sat, 07 March 2015, 02:36:21
Quote from: baldgye on Sat, 07 March 2015, 01:55:10
My Italian SO get mega salty when 'Muricans claim to be Italian.


My heratige is Midland massive m8


Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/BsVkhtF.jpg)


Aye duck
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Cottonsox on Sat, 07 March 2015, 02:43:10
I am 50% Italian 50% Convict.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Michael on Sat, 07 March 2015, 02:58:17
Quote from: baldgye on Sat, 07 March 2015, 02:43:07
Quote from: Bro Caps on Sat, 07 March 2015, 02:36:21
Quote from: baldgye on Sat, 07 March 2015, 01:55:10
My Italian SO get mega salty when 'Muricans claim to be Italian.


My heratige is Midland massive m8


Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/BsVkhtF.jpg)


Aye duck

(http://i.imgur.com/S6NcVpg.gif)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: baldgye on Sat, 07 March 2015, 02:59:02
Quote from: Bro Caps on Sat, 07 March 2015, 02:58:17
Quote from: baldgye on Sat, 07 March 2015, 02:43:07
Quote from: Bro Caps on Sat, 07 March 2015, 02:36:21
Quote from: baldgye on Sat, 07 March 2015, 01:55:10
My Italian SO get mega salty when 'Muricans claim to be Italian.


My heratige is Midland massive m8


Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/BsVkhtF.jpg)


Aye duck

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/S6NcVpg.gif)


Safe init
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: iri on Sat, 07 March 2015, 04:59:51
100% russian.

(http://i.minus.com/izTZTZzMsaThB.gif)

Quote from: Findecanor on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:50:48
1/8 Danish
danskjavel spy!
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Frenir on Sat, 07 March 2015, 06:21:50
3/4 Danish
(https://i.imgur.com/XBGzSCt.jpg)
1/4 Spanish
(https://zapp.trakt.us/images/episodes/447-2-2.jpg)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Novus on Sat, 07 March 2015, 06:25:41
100% American.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Sat, 07 March 2015, 06:32:22
Quote from: the1onewolf on Sat, 07 March 2015, 06:25:41
100% American.
+1
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: katushkin on Sat, 07 March 2015, 07:23:18
The tiniest bit Austrian.

The rest British forever.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Findecanor on Sat, 07 March 2015, 08:00:39
Quote from: demik on Fri, 06 March 2015, 23:52:04
i understand, i keep one friend of every race so i can be racist as hell.
BTW, geneticists don't divide humans into different races.
The differences in the genomes of different people with different skin colour are too small to classify humans into races. They can sometimes be smaller than the differences between some people with the same skin colour.

There is one human race. The last other race was the Neanderthal ... although some people claim to have seen Sasquatch.. ;)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: baldgye on Sat, 07 March 2015, 08:09:47
Quote from: Findecanor on Sat, 07 March 2015, 08:00:39
Quote from: demik on Fri, 06 March 2015, 23:52:04
i understand, i keep one friend of every race so i can be racist as hell.
BTW, geneticists don't divide humans into different races.
The differences in the genomes of different people with different skin colour are too small to classify humans into races. They can sometimes be smaller than the differences between some people with the same skin colour.

There is one human race. The last other race was the Neanderthal ... although some people claim to have seen Sasquatch.. ;)

Pretty sure he lives in Stoke.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: fohat.digs on Sat, 07 March 2015, 08:23:44
Pretty much pure Anglo, mostly from Oxfordshire and surrounding regions or lowland Scots, but >90% of my ancestors have been here since before the Revolution. After their arrival here, they lived in Virginia, Pennsylvania, and North Carolina, and after the Revolution migrated west to East Tennessee and Central Kentucky.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Photekq on Sat, 07 March 2015, 08:32:34
English, Irish, Welsh
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Michael on Sat, 07 March 2015, 11:22:34
Quote from: Photekq on Sat, 07 March 2015, 08:32:34
Welsh


(http://i.imgur.com/RyID72l.png)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: exitfire401 on Sat, 07 March 2015, 11:39:03
Dad's parents immigrated from Ireland, grandmother's parents immigrated from Malta

So, 50% Irish
25% Maltese
25% assorted Polish, English, German
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: osi on Sat, 07 March 2015, 11:41:42
I have no idea what my background is. I'm an american mutt
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: baldgye on Sat, 07 March 2015, 11:59:43
Quote from: exitfire401 on Sat, 07 March 2015, 11:39:03
Dad's parents immigrated from Ireland, grandmother's parents immigrated from Malta

So, 50% Irish
25% Maltese
25% assorted Polish, English, German

Interesting maths :D
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 07 March 2015, 12:29:27
how are you guys coming up with such neat numbers..

You couldn't possibly know..
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: hwood34 on Sat, 07 March 2015, 12:53:46
ITT every white person knows their exact heritage
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: exitfire401 on Sat, 07 March 2015, 12:53:54
Quote from: baldgye on Sat, 07 March 2015, 11:59:43
Quote from: exitfire401 on Sat, 07 March 2015, 11:39:03
Dad's parents immigrated from Ireland, grandmother's parents immigrated from Malta

So, 50% Irish
25% Maltese
25% assorted Polish, English, German

Interesting maths :D

My grandfather's mother was a heinz 57...English and German are the only things we know for sure as her mother was 50/50 and her father was a little of everything/ My gradfather's father was 100% Polish and second generation in the states. So I just collect that all into a pile of 25% haha.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: baldgye on Sat, 07 March 2015, 12:56:59
Quote from: exitfire401 on Sat, 07 March 2015, 12:53:54
Quote from: baldgye on Sat, 07 March 2015, 11:59:43
Quote from: exitfire401 on Sat, 07 March 2015, 11:39:03
Dad's parents immigrated from Ireland, grandmother's parents immigrated from Malta

So, 50% Irish
25% Maltese
25% assorted Polish, English, German

Interesting maths :D

My grandfather's mother was a heinz 57...English and German are the only things we know for sure as her mother was 50/50 and her father was a little of everything/ My gradfather's father was 100% Polish and second generation in the states. So I just collect that all into a pile of 25% haha.

...So your parents were born in America and your American?
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: trizkut on Sat, 07 March 2015, 12:58:38
15/16 Chinese
1/16 Irish
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Michael on Sat, 07 March 2015, 13:17:40
100% human
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Halverson on Sat, 07 March 2015, 13:23:59

Quote from: Bro Caps on Sat, 07 March 2015, 13:17:40
100% human

25% girl
25% shark
25% Santa Claus
25% Scarlett Johansson
25% bro
25% wizard 

150% awesome
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: jackalope on Sat, 07 March 2015, 13:39:40
Croatian 1/4
Irish  Limerick/Tipperary

Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: demik on Sat, 07 March 2015, 13:45:37
Forever a minority ;_;
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: iri on Sat, 07 March 2015, 14:14:10
Quote from: hwood34 on Sat, 07 March 2015, 12:53:46
ITT every white person knows their exact heritage
sometimes that's easy.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Novus on Sat, 07 March 2015, 14:29:20
Quote from: Halverson on Sat, 07 March 2015, 13:23:59

Quote from: Bro Caps on Sat, 07 March 2015, 13:17:40
100% human

25% girl
25% shark
25% Santa Claus
25% Scarlett Johansson
25% bro
25% wizard 

150% awesome
[/quote

I'd tap 125% of that.


Wow I'd tap that.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: fohat.digs on Sat, 07 March 2015, 16:07:26
Quote from: the1onewolf on Sat, 07 March 2015, 14:29:20

150% awesome

I'd tap 125% of that.


Just out of curiosity, if you're not gay, would it be the Santa Claus part or the shark part that you would shun?
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: baldgye on Sat, 07 March 2015, 16:08:31
Quote from: fohat.digs on Sat, 07 March 2015, 16:07:26
Quote from: the1onewolf on Sat, 07 March 2015, 14:29:20

150% awesome

I'd tap 125% of that.


Just out of curiosity, if you're not gay, would it be the Santa Claus part or the shark part that you would shun?


Santa Claus isn't a person broo... it's a state of miiinnnddd
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Photekq on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:05:24
Just got reminded of this today. One of my ancestors on my father's side. John L. Sullivan, heavyweight boxing champion.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/John_L_Sullivan.png)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: paicrai on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:10:22
all humanity originates from africa, case closed, thread ****ed
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: billnye on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:13:04

Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:05:24
Just got reminded of this today. One of my ancestors on my father's side. John L. Sullivan, heavyweight boxing champion.

Show Image
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/John_L_Sullivan.png)

Too bad you're a huge ****
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: baldgye on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:13:26
Quote from: billnye on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:13:04

Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:05:24
Just got reminded of this today. One of my ancestors on my father's side. John L. Sullivan, heavyweight boxing champion.

Show Image
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/John_L_Sullivan.png)

Too bad you're a huge ****

lmao
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: hwood34 on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:13:51
Quote from: billnye on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:13:04

Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:05:24
Just got reminded of this today. One of my ancestors on my father's side. John L. Sullivan, heavyweight boxing champion.

Show Image
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/John_L_Sullivan.png)

Too bad you're a huge ****
shamefur dispray
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Photekq on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:26:14
Quote from: billnye on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:13:04

Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:05:24
Just got reminded of this today. One of my ancestors on my father's side. John L. Sullivan, heavyweight boxing champion.

Show Image
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/John_L_Sullivan.png)

Too bad you're a huge ****
Box me *****
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Michael on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:28:11
Quote from: demik on Sat, 07 March 2015, 13:45:37
Forever a minority ;_;


Si
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: paicrai on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:33:55
Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:26:14
Quote from: billnye on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:13:04

Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:05:24
Just got reminded of this today. One of my ancestors on my father's side. John L. Sullivan, heavyweight boxing champion.

Show Image
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/John_L_Sullivan.png)

Too bad you're a huge ****
Box me *****
all he needs to do is make fun of nigel farage and you'll lose it
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: billnye on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:39:51
Quote from: paicrai on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:33:55
Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:26:14
Quote from: billnye on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:13:04

Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:05:24
Just got reminded of this today. One of my ancestors on my father's side. John L. Sullivan, heavyweight boxing champion.

Show Image
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/John_L_Sullivan.png)

Too bad you're a huge ****
Box me *****
all he needs to do is make fun of nigel farage and you'll lose it
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1570538/thumbs/o-NIGEL-FARAGE-LAUGHING-facebook.jpg)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Photekq on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:41:00
Quote from: paicrai on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:33:55
all he needs to do is make fun of nigel farage and you'll lose it
It's true. Although, that probably wouldn't give him an advantage in a boxing match.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: JaccoW on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:41:12
Quote from: hwood34 on Sat, 07 March 2015, 12:53:46
ITT every white person knows their exact heritage
This.

100% Dutch

Tall, green eyes, brown hair & very sexy
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Photekq on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:42:30
Quote from: billnye on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:39:51
Show Image
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1570538/thumbs/o-NIGEL-FARAGE-LAUGHING-facebook.jpg)

u after u box me :

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01630/dazed-and-plane_1630938i.jpg)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:44:00
I'm American.

My next most distant ancestors were a mixture of German (hence the name), French, Polish, Irish, and all sorts of other things to varying degrees.  Is it even worth defining heritage for most people anymore?
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: iri on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:44:54
Quote from: JaccoW on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:41:12
brown hair & very sexy
confirmed not dutch.














that was a bad joke, but i couldn't resist
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: JaccoW on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:48:54
Quote from: iri on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:44:54
Quote from: JaccoW on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:41:12
brown hair & very sexy
confirmed not dutch.
that was a bad joke, but i couldn't resist
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It's a saying: Shooting into an open goal
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: paicrai on Sun, 08 March 2015, 19:00:22
Quote from: billnye on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:39:51
Quote from: paicrai on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:33:55
Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:26:14
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Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:05:24
Just got reminded of this today. One of my ancestors on my father's side. John L. Sullivan, heavyweight boxing champion.

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Too bad you're a huge ****
Box me *****
all he needs to do is make fun of nigel farage and you'll lose it
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does he want those brown teeth deported from his mouth?
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: baldgye on Sun, 08 March 2015, 19:04:03
Quote from: paicrai on Sun, 08 March 2015, 19:00:22
Quote from: billnye on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:39:51
Quote from: paicrai on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:33:55
Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:26:14
Quote from: billnye on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:13:04

Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:05:24
Just got reminded of this today. One of my ancestors on my father's side. John L. Sullivan, heavyweight boxing champion.

Show Image
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/John_L_Sullivan.png)

Too bad you're a huge ****
Box me *****
all he needs to do is make fun of nigel farage and you'll lose it
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does he want those brown teeth deported from his mouth?

what are you talking about? he's totally not a racist
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: azhdar on Mon, 09 March 2015, 03:49:06
100% pure french on at least 4 generations.


Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Hiroyuki on Mon, 09 March 2015, 04:33:32
Mostly Norwegian with added parts of Swedish, Finnish, Danish, German, Italian, Polish (actually Prussian, but would be present day Poland), English and possible some more with a larger degree of uncertainty.

Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: GenKaan on Mon, 09 March 2015, 06:23:57
100% Swedish (sadly not blue eyes)
I'm so white I barely need a passport to travel the world and police are always nice to me.

(http://i.imgur.com/02dXueS.gif)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: swill on Mon, 09 March 2015, 06:33:18
1/2 German
1/4 Czech
1/4 Yankee (mayflower)

Parents were both raised in the US. I was born and raised in Canada. 
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: iri on Mon, 09 March 2015, 06:42:48
Quote from: GenKaan on Mon, 09 March 2015, 06:23:57
100% Swedish (sadly not blue eyes)
I'm so white I barely need a passport to travel the world and police are always nice to me.

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just to please you.
(http://i.imgur.com/rSgmTQU.gif)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: VesperSAINT on Mon, 09 March 2015, 08:23:51
I'm 100% Psy.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9cfi332O01rewlapo1_500.gif)


More

(http://www.vouxiong.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/kim-jong-uns-ultimate-secret-weapon_1338542678_epiclolcom.jpg)

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Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: GenKaan on Tue, 10 March 2015, 05:49:43
Quote from: iri on Mon, 09 March 2015, 06:42:48
Quote from: GenKaan on Mon, 09 March 2015, 06:23:57
100% Swedish (sadly not blue eyes)
I'm so white I barely need a passport to travel the world and police are always nice to me.

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/02dXueS.gif)

just to please you.
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(http://i.imgur.com/rSgmTQU.gif)


HuuuHAAA! Gold :)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: vivalarevolución on Tue, 10 March 2015, 09:56:35
Quote from: the1onewolf on Sat, 07 March 2015, 06:25:41
100% American.

Damnit, you beat me to it.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: vivalarevolución on Tue, 10 March 2015, 09:59:24
Quote from: paicrai on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:10:22
all humanity originates from africa, case closed, thread ****ed

No, we are all made of star stuff.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: paicrai on Tue, 10 March 2015, 11:08:17
Quote from: GenKaan on Tue, 10 March 2015, 05:49:43
Quote from: iri on Mon, 09 March 2015, 06:42:48
Quote from: GenKaan on Mon, 09 March 2015, 06:23:57
100% Swedish (sadly not blue eyes)
I'm so white I barely need a passport to travel the world and police are always nice to me.

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/02dXueS.gif)

just to please you.
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(http://i.imgur.com/rSgmTQU.gif)


HuuuHAAA! Gold :)
det e najs
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: bueller on Tue, 10 March 2015, 11:10:39
Born is Australia but English/Scottish heritage. It's how I got the beard.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: GenKaan on Wed, 11 March 2015, 07:00:35
Quote from: paicrai on Tue, 10 March 2015, 11:08:17
Quote from: GenKaan on Tue, 10 March 2015, 05:49:43
Quote from: iri on Mon, 09 March 2015, 06:42:48
Quote from: GenKaan on Mon, 09 March 2015, 06:23:57
100% Swedish (sadly not blue eyes)
I'm so white I barely need a passport to travel the world and police are always nice to me.

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/02dXueS.gif)

just to please you.
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/rSgmTQU.gif)


HuuuHAAA! Gold :)
det e najs

Its really najs, within a month or two I can put my winter jacket in the basement and start enjoying seeing the sun on my way home from work. Ooooooh happy days!
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: billnye on Wed, 11 March 2015, 07:08:08

Quote from: GenKaan on Wed, 11 March 2015, 07:00:35
Quote from: paicrai on Tue, 10 March 2015, 11:08:17
Quote from: GenKaan on Tue, 10 March 2015, 05:49:43
Quote from: iri on Mon, 09 March 2015, 06:42:48
Quote from: GenKaan on Mon, 09 March 2015, 06:23:57
100% Swedish (sadly not blue eyes)
I'm so white I barely need a passport to travel the world and police are always nice to me.

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/02dXueS.gif)

just to please you.
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/rSgmTQU.gif)


HuuuHAAA! Gold :)
det e najs

Its really najs, within a month or two I can put my winter jacket in the basement and start enjoying seeing the sun on my way home from work. Ooooooh happy days!
Weather must be nice in Africa v2 this time of year :)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Signature on Wed, 11 March 2015, 07:14:07
Quote from: billnye on Wed, 11 March 2015, 07:08:08

Quote from: GenKaan on Wed, 11 March 2015, 07:00:35
Quote from: paicrai on Tue, 10 March 2015, 11:08:17
Quote from: GenKaan on Tue, 10 March 2015, 05:49:43
Quote from: iri on Mon, 09 March 2015, 06:42:48
Quote from: GenKaan on Mon, 09 March 2015, 06:23:57
100% Swedish (sadly not blue eyes)
I'm so white I barely need a passport to travel the world and police are always nice to me.

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/02dXueS.gif)

just to please you.
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/rSgmTQU.gif)


HuuuHAAA! Gold :)
det e najs

Its really najs, within a month or two I can put my winter jacket in the basement and start enjoying seeing the sun on my way home from work. Ooooooh happy days!
Weather must be nice in Africa v2 this time of year :)
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/685/593/398.png)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: billnye on Wed, 11 March 2015, 07:18:45

Quote from: Signature on Wed, 11 March 2015, 07:14:07
Quote from: billnye on Wed, 11 March 2015, 07:08:08

Quote from: GenKaan on Wed, 11 March 2015, 07:00:35
Quote from: paicrai on Tue, 10 March 2015, 11:08:17
Quote from: GenKaan on Tue, 10 March 2015, 05:49:43
Quote from: iri on Mon, 09 March 2015, 06:42:48
Quote from: GenKaan on Mon, 09 March 2015, 06:23:57
100% Swedish (sadly not blue eyes)
I'm so white I barely need a passport to travel the world and police are always nice to me.

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/02dXueS.gif)

just to please you.
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/rSgmTQU.gif)


HuuuHAAA! Gold :)
det e najs

Its really najs, within a month or two I can put my winter jacket in the basement and start enjoying seeing the sun on my way home from work. Ooooooh happy days!
Weather must be nice in Africa v2 this time of year :)
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Promote diversity~~~~~~
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Photekq on Wed, 11 March 2015, 07:19:24
Quote from: Signature on Wed, 11 March 2015, 07:14:07
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Usually edginess comes in the form of untruths ;)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Extrasmossy on Wed, 11 March 2015, 07:26:12
South Korean- I'm supposed to be good at video games
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: paicrai on Wed, 11 March 2015, 07:50:14

Quote from: Photekq on Wed, 11 March 2015, 07:19:24
Quote from: Signature on Wed, 11 March 2015, 07:14:07
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Usually edginess comes in the form of untruths ;)
your letters are showing up black on my screen how do i have them deported
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: inanis on Wed, 11 March 2015, 08:37:45
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:44:00
....Is it even worth defining heritage for most people anymore?

My Grandmother was from Quebec, to her, her most defining attribute was that she was French Canadian. Not Canadian, not French "(How dare you! French!?! Do you know know where we are from?!? The French Canada!" - Said with barely understandable English). She was in the America for like 70 years and pretty much refused to speak English because it was beneath her. I always hear how Canadians are so nice....French Canadians are a different set altogether I tell you! But I've never met anyone prouder of their heritage than she was.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: baldgye on Wed, 11 March 2015, 08:38:49
Quote from: inanis on Wed, 11 March 2015, 08:37:45
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:44:00
....Is it even worth defining heritage for most people anymore?

My Grandmother was from Quebec, to her, her most defining attribute was that she was French Canadian. Not Canadian, not French "(How dare you! French!?! Do you know know where we are from?!? The French Canada!" - Said with barely understandable English). She was in the America for like 70 years and pretty much refused to speak English because it was beneath her. I always hear how Canadians are so nice....French Canadians are a different set altogether I tell you! But I've never met anyone prouder of their heritage than she was.

Sounds pretty French to me... ;)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: azhdar on Wed, 11 March 2015, 08:44:38
Quote from: baldgye on Wed, 11 March 2015, 08:38:49
Quote from: inanis on Wed, 11 March 2015, 08:37:45
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Sun, 08 March 2015, 18:44:00
....Is it even worth defining heritage for most people anymore?

My Grandmother was from Quebec, to her, her most defining attribute was that she was French Canadian. Not Canadian, not French "(How dare you! French!?! Do you know know where we are from?!? The French Canada!" - Said with barely understandable English). She was in the America for like 70 years and pretty much refused to speak English because it was beneath her. I always hear how Canadians are so nice....French Canadians are a different set altogether I tell you! But I've never met anyone prouder of their heritage than she was.

Sounds pretty French to me... ;)
Knowing a few french people, they aren't the kind to rub the beauty of their country to lower countries. Frenchs are proud to be the bestest country in the world, but try to be nice about it.

/sarcasm
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: iri on Wed, 11 March 2015, 09:23:40
Quote from: azhdar on Wed, 11 March 2015, 08:44:38
Frenchs are proud to be the bestest country in the world
but the best country in the world is the UK
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: baldgye on Wed, 11 March 2015, 10:11:31
Quote from: iri on Wed, 11 March 2015, 09:23:40
Quote from: azhdar on Wed, 11 March 2015, 08:44:38
Frenchs are proud to be the bestest country in the world
but the best country in the world is the UK

It's not a country.. but  KINGDOM!!!
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: Hellcatz on Wed, 11 March 2015, 10:43:39
Quote from: Evo_Spec on Fri, 06 March 2015, 22:11:29
My mom's from Taiwan and my dad's from Hong Kong. I was raised in Canada and i'm living in Japan.
Damn I'm so jelly. Born and raised in Canada with super Asian parents (Hong Kong). Would love to move to Japan.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: iri on Wed, 11 March 2015, 11:08:30
Quote from: baldgye on Wed, 11 March 2015, 10:11:31
Quote from: iri on Wed, 11 March 2015, 09:23:40
Quote from: azhdar on Wed, 11 March 2015, 08:44:38
Frenchs are proud to be the bestest country in the world
but the best country in the world is the UK

It's not a country.. but  KINGDOM!!!
if you said UNITED KINGDOM OF FOUR COUNTRIES AND A FEW IRRELEVANT ISLANDS, that would make sense.

all right. UK is the best independent state in the world. France is the best country.  ;D
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: azhdar on Wed, 11 March 2015, 11:13:37
Quote from: iri on Wed, 11 March 2015, 11:08:30
Quote from: baldgye on Wed, 11 March 2015, 10:11:31
Quote from: iri on Wed, 11 March 2015, 09:23:40
Quote from: azhdar on Wed, 11 March 2015, 08:44:38
Frenchs are proud to be the bestest country in the world
but the best country in the world is the UK

It's not a country.. but  KINGDOM!!!
if you said UNITED KINGDOM OF FOUR COUNTRIES AND A FEW IRRELEVANT ISLANDS, that would make sense.

all right. UK is the best independent state in the world. France is the best country.  ;D
Russian man finally got it, you're only one sea away from the best country in the world. Do it!
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: iri on Wed, 11 March 2015, 12:27:43
Quote from: azhdar on Wed, 11 March 2015, 11:13:37
Quote from: iri on Wed, 11 March 2015, 11:08:30
Quote from: baldgye on Wed, 11 March 2015, 10:11:31
Quote from: iri on Wed, 11 March 2015, 09:23:40
Quote from: azhdar on Wed, 11 March 2015, 08:44:38
Frenchs are proud to be the bestest country in the world
but the best country in the world is the UK

It's not a country.. but  KINGDOM!!!
if you said UNITED KINGDOM OF FOUR COUNTRIES AND A FEW IRRELEVANT ISLANDS, that would make sense.

all right. UK is the best independent state in the world. France is the best country.  ;D
Russian man finally got it, you're only one sea away from the best country in the world. Do it!
Each time I come to the English Channel bank, the southeast wind brings unbearable garlic smell =(
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: azhdar on Wed, 11 March 2015, 12:32:29
Quote from: iri on Wed, 11 March 2015, 12:27:43
Quote from: azhdar on Wed, 11 March 2015, 11:13:37
Quote from: iri on Wed, 11 March 2015, 11:08:30
Quote from: baldgye on Wed, 11 March 2015, 10:11:31
Quote from: iri on Wed, 11 March 2015, 09:23:40
Quote from: azhdar on Wed, 11 March 2015, 08:44:38
Frenchs are proud to be the bestest country in the world
but the best country in the world is the UK

It's not a country.. but  KINGDOM!!!
if you said UNITED KINGDOM OF FOUR COUNTRIES AND A FEW IRRELEVANT ISLANDS, that would make sense.

all right. UK is the best independent state in the world. France is the best country.  ;D
Russian man finally got it, you're only one sea away from the best country in the world. Do it!
Each time I come to the English Channel bank, the southeast wind brings unbearable garlic smell =(
Yeah, the problem is that the northest part of the France is not such a pleasant place to live in.
They tend to **** between cousins, and usually have a problem with sobriety, you want to go souther than that.
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: baldgye on Wed, 11 March 2015, 13:37:58
Quote from: azhdar on Wed, 11 March 2015, 12:32:29
Quote from: iri on Wed, 11 March 2015, 12:27:43
Quote from: azhdar on Wed, 11 March 2015, 11:13:37
Quote from: iri on Wed, 11 March 2015, 11:08:30
Quote from: baldgye on Wed, 11 March 2015, 10:11:31
Quote from: iri on Wed, 11 March 2015, 09:23:40
Quote from: azhdar on Wed, 11 March 2015, 08:44:38
Frenchs are proud to be the bestest country in the world
but the best country in the world is the UK

It's not a country.. but  KINGDOM!!!
if you said UNITED KINGDOM OF FOUR COUNTRIES AND A FEW IRRELEVANT ISLANDS, that would make sense.

all right. UK is the best independent state in the world. France is the best country.  ;D
Russian man finally got it, you're only one sea away from the best country in the world. Do it!
Each time I come to the English Channel bank, the southeast wind brings unbearable garlic smell =(
Yeah, the problem is that the northest part of the France is not such a pleasant place to live in.
They tend to **** between cousins, and usually have a problem with sobriety, you want to go souther than that.


Like, Italy ;)
Title: Re: What's your heritage?
Post by: iri on Wed, 11 March 2015, 16:49:23
Just don't go too far south then.