What's your heritage?

[nubbinator]

I have a long standing joke that I got the worst of each of my heritages.  I'm mostly Italian, Welsh (or UKer), and have a smidge of Blackfoot in me and probably a few other who the **** knows.  Being the cursed one I am, I got the worst of each of my heritages:

• Italian - Hairy as a mother****er...but not quite a bounty of back hair bad
• Welsh/UK - Allergic to the sun.  I'm barely exaggerating when I say that 30 minutes of unprotected exposure to the sun will make my skin blister.
• Blackfoot - Can't hold my alcohol.  Tonight, for example, I had one 22oz beer at 8 or 9% and I'm feeling it.  I get drunk off of a two shots.  If I were a female, I'd be a cheap date.  As a guy, I'm too drunk too quick.

[demik]

Mexican - white people don't like me

[Evo_Spec]

My mom's from Taiwan and my dad's from Hong Kong. I was raised in Canada and i'm living in Japan.

[Touch_It]

German (master race)

English

Native American (1/64th) I'm somehow related to Pocahontas.

Ps I don't like demik

[nubbinator]

Mexican - white people don't like me

Am I really white then?  Am I a race traitor (if such a thing exists)?

My mom's from Taiwan and my dad's from Hong Kong. I was raised in Canada and i'm living in Japan.

Soooo, Chinese, but with some local ethnic variation?

German (master race)

English

Native American (1/64th) I'm somehow related to Pocahontas.

Ps I don't like demik

Calling all white people who claim Native American heritage.  Are we allowed to talk about being oppressed?  I mean, I always hear the 1/256^th generic Native American kid in my classes bring up his heritage and how it really impacts him.

[billnye]

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[noisyturtle]

absolutely no idea 

[Michael]

Mexican - white people don't like me

I like you <3




Also - 100% Italian (Sicilian)

[radio_killah]

I'm Filipino and Chinese. But looking at me you'd think was was full blown Chinese. My great grandmother on my Filipino side was pure Spanish, and I also got some French and Chinese ancestry on my Filipino side as well.

[demik]

Mexican - white people don't like me

Am I really white then?  Am I a race traitor (if such a thing exists)?

My mom's from Taiwan and my dad's from Hong Kong. I was raised in Canada and i'm living in Japan.

Soooo, Chinese, but with some local ethnic variation?

German (master race)

English

Native American (1/64th) I'm somehow related to Pocahontas.

Ps I don't like demik

Calling all white people who claim Native American heritage.  Are we allowed to talk about being oppressed?  I mean, I always hear the 1/256^th generic Native American kid in my classes bring up his heritage and how it really impacts him.

you're super white

German (master race)

English

Native American (1/64th) I'm somehow related to Pocahontas.

Ps I don't like demik

careful, i might take your job!

Mexican - white people don't like me

I like you <3




Also - 100% Italian (Sicilian)

<3

[nubbinator]

you're super white

All I want in life is to be honorary brown



PS, demik, if you ride with me, we can make sure the cops don't mess with you...but that's because I have a badge, not because I'm white.

[demik]

you have a badge BECAUSE you're white

just tint your windows and i'll take, they'll think im a white dude and leave us alone

[nubbinator]

you have a badge BECAUSE you're white

But half my coworkers with a badge are brown or black...

[demik]

you have a badge BECAUSE you're white

But half my coworkers with a badge are brown or black...

nobody hates brown and black like brown and black with a badge

[XMIT]

All four of my grandparents were born in Puerto Rico.

[Findecanor]

1/8 Danish
1/16 Scottish
1/16 English, I think (I should check)
The rest is mostly Swedish for many generations, as far as I know. A tiny tiny bit of the French royal line from the middle ages, but other than that no famous ancestor.

[billnye]

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[nubbinator]

Suddenly

[tp4tissue]

I'm 100% sifo

[demik]

your post count also spells BOOB, good job tp

[tp4tissue]

your post count also spells BOOB, good job tp

sigh...  the one thing sifo-females do not have..

[Touch_It]

@ nub,  yes I feel oppressed  every day and the Washington Redskins offend me. 

@ demik I think you might be trying!


Disclaimer I'm not racist and a very nice guy.  I work in a culturally diverse office where I am pretty close to the minority.

[nubbinator]

Disclaimer I'm not racist and a very nice guy.  I work in a culturally diverse office where I am pretty close to the minority.

That's white people for "I can say racist things because I have non-white friends".

[Touch_It]

Disclaimer I'm not racist and a very nice guy.  I work in a culturally diverse office where I am pretty close to the minority.

That's white people for "I can say racist things because I have non-white friends".

Bingo.  And I do, every day.  If he heard half the stuff that was said, I think almost everyone would be fired multiple times over.

[demik]

i understand, i keep one friend of every race so i can be racist as hell.

balances itself in the end

[sleepy916]

I am Demik's other half.......Wait what? 

[foxer]

Urm, English. Although my ancestors are French. Jean-Pierre Blanchard is my ancestor. He had something to do with hot air balloons.

But for the most part just standard ****ty English.

[Synjin]

50% Chinese
25% Filipino = Mix of other random races LOL 
25% Portuguese

[nubbinator]

I am Demik's other half.......Wait what? 

[Sygaldry]

Mexican - white people don't like me

Am I really white then?  Am I a race traitor (if such a thing exists)?

My mom's from Taiwan and my dad's from Hong Kong. I was raised in Canada and i'm living in Japan.

Soooo, Chinese, but with some local ethnic variation?

German (master race)

English

Native American (1/64th) I'm somehow related to Pocahontas.

Ps I don't like demik

Calling all white people who claim Native American heritage.  Are we allowed to talk about being oppressed?  I mean, I always hear the 1/256^th generic Native American kid in my classes bring up his heritage and how it really impacts him.

If anything it looks great on college apps. 

One of my high school classmates traces his lineage all the way back to the earliest colonialists and is directly descended from Nathaniel Boone - old blood, rich blood. Blonde hair blue eyes, Benz ML500 at 16, poster boy of privilege. He was also something like 1/256 Native American and milked this fact on his college applications. Not sure how but he based his personal statement on that 1/256 heritage and how much adversity he faced throughout his life (daddy didn't buy him the Porsche he wanted I guess). Got into Yale with a 13XX/1600 SAT and middling class rank.

I was 15XX/1600, great class rank, state athlete, super involved in community service, 100% [model] minority... Shot down at all Ivies (well... waitlisted at Cornell). Ended up going to state school and wasting my life away as a result of excessive partying and computer games (as is the fate of 50% of students at my alma mater). Sigh... Such is life.

[baldgye]

My Italian SO get mega salty when 'Muricans claim to be Italian.


My heratige is Midland massive m8

[nubbinator]

My Italian SO get mega salty when 'Muricans claim to be Italian.

Sounds like someone needs to say a few more hail Moussolinis at night before bed.

[baldgye]

I guess I can understand it, but I don't want to go off topic

[Michael]

My Italian SO get mega salty when 'Muricans claim to be Italian.


My heratige is Midland massive m8

[baldgye]

My Italian SO get mega salty when 'Muricans claim to be Italian.


My heratige is Midland massive m8

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[Cottonsox]

I am 50% Italian 50% Convict.

[Michael]

My Italian SO get mega salty when 'Muricans claim to be Italian.


My heratige is Midland massive m8

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Aye duck

[baldgye]

My Italian SO get mega salty when 'Muricans claim to be Italian.


My heratige is Midland massive m8

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[iri]

100% russian.

1/8 Danish

danskjavel spy!

[Frenir]

3/4 Danish

1/4 Spanish

[Novus]

100% American.

[SpAmRaY]

100% American.

+1

[katushkin]

The tiniest bit Austrian.

The rest British forever.

[Findecanor]

i understand, i keep one friend of every race so i can be racist as hell.

BTW, geneticists don't divide humans into different races.
The differences in the genomes of different people with different skin colour are too small to classify humans into races. They can sometimes be smaller than the differences between some people with the same skin colour.

There is one human race. The last other race was the Neanderthal ... although some people claim to have seen Sasquatch..

[baldgye]

i understand, i keep one friend of every race so i can be racist as hell.

BTW, geneticists don't divide humans into different races.
The differences in the genomes of different people with different skin colour are too small to classify humans into races. They can sometimes be smaller than the differences between some people with the same skin colour.

There is one human race. The last other race was the Neanderthal ... although some people claim to have seen Sasquatch..

Pretty sure he lives in Stoke.

[fohat.digs]

Pretty much pure Anglo, mostly from Oxfordshire and surrounding regions or lowland Scots, but >90% of my ancestors have been here since before the Revolution. After their arrival here, they lived in Virginia, Pennsylvania, and North Carolina, and after the Revolution migrated west to East Tennessee and Central Kentucky.

[Photekq]

English, Irish, Welsh

[Michael]

Welsh

[exitfire401]

Dad's parents immigrated from Ireland, grandmother's parents immigrated from Malta

So, 50% Irish
25% Maltese
25% assorted Polish, English, German

[osi]

I have no idea what my background is. I'm an american mutt