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Title: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 May 2015, 13:59:54

Freakin'...

You never hear about them...

The entire Vamp landscape is dominated by only the beautiful ones..


Yea,  sure you have a tortured soul with a face and body that gets all the ladies.. SOOooo awful...

(http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/k/y/kyleoniplz.gif?1)

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 14 May 2015, 14:13:32

noone in twilight is hot go and look there

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 14 May 2015, 14:29:41

I think you're just jealous

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 May 2015, 14:30:55

Quote from: paicrai on Thu, 14 May 2015, 14:13:32

noone in twilight is hot go and look there

Pai, you fo-serial...

Every person in twilight with the exception of Taylor Lautner is super good looking.


I'd imagine, the reason they even put Taylor in there is because he's a werewolf, and werewolves are allowed to be ugly..

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 May 2015, 14:33:31

Quote from: beehatch on Thu, 14 May 2015, 14:29:41

I think you're just jealous

Who isn't...

Super strength,  psychic powahs,  some have flight,   eternal youth, ontop of being beautiful..

Yea it's such a curse..



If we really analyze the fiction..

That "fabricated flaw" of eternal torment is merely by design such that a GOD would ever bother falling in love with a mortal-female..


THUS, an enticement to the female reader base.. 

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: epzy on Thu, 14 May 2015, 15:01:46

Quote from: paicrai on Thu, 14 May 2015, 14:13:32

noone in twilight is hot go and look there

who is this noone you speak of

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: demik on Thu, 14 May 2015, 15:09:47

Quote from: epzy on Thu, 14 May 2015, 15:01:46

Quote from: paicrai on Thu, 14 May 2015, 14:13:32

noone in twilight is hot go and look there

who is this noone you speak of

Kristen Stewart hot af

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 14 May 2015, 15:19:27

They litter Tru Blood, Underworld and older vampire movies.

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 14 May 2015, 15:33:04

Quote from: beehatch on Thu, 14 May 2015, 14:29:41

I think you're just jealous

rude

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 14 May 2015, 15:40:37

Quote from: paicrai on Thu, 14 May 2015, 15:33:04

Quote from: beehatch on Thu, 14 May 2015, 14:29:41

I think you're just jealous

rude

#sorrynotsorry

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: Air tree on Thu, 14 May 2015, 15:45:46

Pretty hot, wouldn't you say?
(http://imageserver.moviepilot.com/orlok-top-100-horror-villains-part-2.jpeg)

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 14 May 2015, 15:54:04

Quote from: Air tree on Thu, 14 May 2015, 15:45:46

Pretty hot, wouldn't you say?

Show Image

(http://imageserver.moviepilot.com/orlok-top-100-horror-villains-part-2.jpeg)

I was gonna say... haven't you ever seen Ivan's avatar?

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: paicrai on Thu, 14 May 2015, 16:23:45

Quote from: beehatch on Thu, 14 May 2015, 15:40:37

Quote from: paicrai on Thu, 14 May 2015, 15:33:04

Quote from: beehatch on Thu, 14 May 2015, 14:29:41

I think you're just jealous

rude

#sorrynotsorry

#do you wanna fight

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: KnivesM on Thu, 14 May 2015, 16:27:33

(http://static1.squarespace.com/static/515ce6c8e4b0ba196f61d6d7/t/51ce1965e4b0df98a9ba7ab9/1372461413630/Pearl+the+fat+vampire.jpg)
ugly
(http://www.darkmediaonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/TrueBloodEddieJason.jpg)
Okay so maybe this guy isn't ugly just very normal looking.

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 May 2015, 17:18:22

Quote from: KnivesM on Thu, 14 May 2015, 16:27:33

Show Image

(http://static1.squarespace.com/static/515ce6c8e4b0ba196f61d6d7/t/51ce1965e4b0df98a9ba7ab9/1372461413630/Pearl+the+fat+vampire.jpg)

ugly

Show Image

(http://www.darkmediaonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/TrueBloodEddieJason.jpg)

Okay so maybe this guy isn't ugly just very normal looking.

Exactly,  we don't hear much about them..

They are the ones who are truly tormented..

They live forever,  and they Don't get the girls...  (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/d33561e9.gif)

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 14 May 2015, 19:47:48

Why do you want an ugly vampire?

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 May 2015, 19:59:23

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 14 May 2015, 19:47:48

Why do you want an ugly vampire?

This is a social injustice thread.. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_057_.gif)

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 14 May 2015, 20:01:39

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 May 2015, 19:59:23

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 14 May 2015, 19:47:48

Why do you want an ugly vampire?

This is a social injustice thread..

Show Image

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_057_.gif)

Of course beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and in any vampire one could see a beautiful immortal creature that glides through the ages with a silent and deadly grace.

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 May 2015, 20:06:56

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 14 May 2015, 20:01:39

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 May 2015, 19:59:23

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 14 May 2015, 19:47:48

Why do you want an ugly vampire?

This is a social injustice thread..

Show Image

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_057_.gif)

Of course beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and in any vampire one could see a beautiful immortal creature that glides through the ages with a silent and deadly grace.

cept the ugly ones never get any screen time, OR the girl..

There lies the injustice.

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 14 May 2015, 20:37:04

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 May 2015, 20:06:56

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 14 May 2015, 20:01:39

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 May 2015, 19:59:23

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 14 May 2015, 19:47:48

Why do you want an ugly vampire?

This is a social injustice thread..

Show Image

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_057_.gif)

Of course beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and in any vampire one could see a beautiful immortal creature that glides through the ages with a silent and deadly grace.

cept the ugly ones never get any screen time, OR the girl..

There lies the injustice.

Just to clarify - are you seeking male or female ugly vampires?

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: Findecanor on Thu, 14 May 2015, 20:39:58

Quote from: KnivesM on Thu, 14 May 2015, 16:27:33

Show Image

(http://www.darkmediaonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/TrueBloodEddieJason.jpg)

Okay so maybe this guy isn't ugly just very normal looking.

I was about to post about that one. The character (to the right) became a vampire because he thought it would make him more attractive, but he learned that it is the opposite: the age and physique when you become a vampire is the state that you will remain in.

In some other vampire stories, the attractive vampires are used to snare victims that are shared by the group.

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 May 2015, 20:43:53

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 14 May 2015, 20:37:04

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 May 2015, 20:06:56

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 14 May 2015, 20:01:39

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 14 May 2015, 19:59:23

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 14 May 2015, 19:47:48

Why do you want an ugly vampire?

This is a social injustice thread..

Show Image

(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_057_.gif)

Of course beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and in any vampire one could see a beautiful immortal creature that glides through the ages with a silent and deadly grace.

cept the ugly ones never get any screen time, OR the girl..

There lies the injustice.

Just to clarify - are you seeking male or female ugly vampires?

Neither..

I've accepted my inevitable demise..

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: minh278 on Thu, 14 May 2015, 22:02:14

If i was a vampire my logic would go like this:
-keep the pretty ones alive and turn them into vampires
-kill the ugly ones, who wants to stare at ugly for eternity

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: Air tree on Thu, 14 May 2015, 22:16:03

I need to get in shape if I'm going to become a vampire. If my body doesn't change at all from when I turned, that's a pretty good deal..

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: rowdy on Thu, 14 May 2015, 22:35:44

Quote from: Air tree on Thu, 14 May 2015, 22:16:03

I need to get in shape if I'm going to become a vampire. If my body doesn't change at all from when I turned, that's a pretty good deal..

You're thinking of zombies.

As a Vampire, the Blood will rejuvenate your body as it changes you.

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 15 May 2015, 00:11:28

Quote from: minh278 on Thu, 14 May 2015, 22:02:14

If i was a vampire my logic would go like this:
-keep the pretty ones alive and turn them into vampires
-kill the ugly ones, who wants to stare at ugly for eternity

Well, sure that's probably how it FIRST went down in the Vampire universe

But eventually there was a dude who turned one of his ugly cousin out of solidarity..

Thus the infusion of ugly vampires began..


Despite that,  though, ,the ugly vampires still get no screen time.

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 15 May 2015, 00:12:02

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 14 May 2015, 22:35:44

Quote from: Air tree on Thu, 14 May 2015, 22:16:03

I need to get in shape if I'm going to become a vampire. If my body doesn't change at all from when I turned, that's a pretty good deal..

You're thinking of zombies.

As a Vampire, the Blood will rejuvenate your body as it changes you.

I think he meant, get less fat.. because you don't wanna "be fat" forever.

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: rowdy on Fri, 15 May 2015, 00:15:30

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 15 May 2015, 00:12:02

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 14 May 2015, 22:35:44

Quote from: Air tree on Thu, 14 May 2015, 22:16:03

I need to get in shape if I'm going to become a vampire. If my body doesn't change at all from when I turned, that's a pretty good deal..

You're thinking of zombies.

As a Vampire, the Blood will rejuvenate your body as it changes you.

I think he meant, get less fat.. because you don't wanna "be fat" forever.

The Blood will transform the fat as it changes you.  No need to worry about being fat forever.

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 15 May 2015, 00:18:49

Quote from: rowdy on Fri, 15 May 2015, 00:15:30

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 15 May 2015, 00:12:02

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 14 May 2015, 22:35:44

Quote from: Air tree on Thu, 14 May 2015, 22:16:03

I need to get in shape if I'm going to become a vampire. If my body doesn't change at all from when I turned, that's a pretty good deal..

You're thinking of zombies.

As a Vampire, the Blood will rejuvenate your body as it changes you.

I think he meant, get less fat.. because you don't wanna "be fat" forever.

The Blood will transform the fat as it changes you.  No need to worry about being fat forever.

Are you sure... I've never seen it depicted where the Turning also makes you "less-fat"...

hahahaha.

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: henz on Fri, 15 May 2015, 00:45:46

if i remember ocrrectly most vamps in abraham lincoln the vampire hunter is fugly :P

Title: Re: Where are all the Ugly Vampires..
Post by: rowdy on Fri, 15 May 2015, 00:51:46

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 15 May 2015, 00:18:49

Quote from: rowdy on Fri, 15 May 2015, 00:15:30

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 15 May 2015, 00:12:02

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 14 May 2015, 22:35:44

Quote from: Air tree on Thu, 14 May 2015, 22:16:03

I need to get in shape if I'm going to become a vampire. If my body doesn't change at all from when I turned, that's a pretty good deal..

You're thinking of zombies.

As a Vampire, the Blood will rejuvenate your body as it changes you.

I think he meant, get less fat.. because you don't wanna "be fat" forever.

The Blood will transform the fat as it changes you.  No need to worry about being fat forever.

Are you sure... I've never seen it depicted where the Turning also makes you "less-fat"...

hahahaha.

The Embrace is partly a mystical process, not explainable by commonly held scientific beliefs.

As is eternal life, and the ability to sustain oneself by imbibing only the blood of others, and no other food or drink in any form.

As part of that process the Blood transforms you to the ideal physical form of yourself, or at least as close as it can get.  Hence it is important to have a haircut that you can tolerate for millennia, and to ensure your nails and beard are trimmed appropriately before the Embrace.  Purely as a matter of convenience going forward.