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Title: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 October 2015, 19:59:32
Starting to stink. Developing a nice cloud of funk from staying in the house for so long.
Got me thinking, what's the longest you can remember not washing your body? A couple days? A week or so? Longer?? What were the circumstances?
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 22 October 2015, 20:03:20
9 days when backpacking in CO.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: ApocalypseMaow on Thu, 22 October 2015, 20:05:07
9 days when backpacking in CO.  :thumb:
you nasty bastards!!!  :))

nah, in my prime I've hit a couple week streches... not my proudest moments...
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 October 2015, 20:05:55
9 days when backpacking in CO.  :thumb:

I'll have you beat by tomorrow. Not sure if that's something to celebrate...
(http://i.imgur.com/35fui4n.gif)
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: nubbinator on Thu, 22 October 2015, 20:06:35
9 days when backpacking in CO.  :thumb:

Pretty much my deal too.  I think it was 6 or 7 days backpacking in the Sierra Nevadas.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: engicoder on Thu, 22 October 2015, 20:12:36
I've gone 2 to 3 weeks or more on several occasions when I had multiple drains and wasn't allowed to bath.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: engicoder on Thu, 22 October 2015, 20:17:04
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Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 22 October 2015, 20:26:40
Noisy this could have something to do with your issues at work.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: Belfong on Thu, 22 October 2015, 20:46:04
I shower at least twice a day, if not three times. You guys are disgusting!
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: SamirD on Thu, 22 October 2015, 20:56:07
The longest regular stretches were probably a week at a time when staying in India--the water there is so dangerous that opening your mouth when showering can get some really nasty viruses, bacteria, protozoa, and whatnot into your system.

Longest in the US is probably a week when just slammed with website work.  I was so glad I had a 24x7 grocery store because I'd never know what time it was with the shades all down.  I would get on a 30hr day cycle.  Usually my buddy Robbie would have some sort of get together at his house that would get me up and back to normal for a few hours.  Or if I had to go out in public--I always cleaned up for that earlier in the day.

My norm is daily.  I hate when I miss my morning shower.  My day starts out foggy without the morning shower.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 October 2015, 20:57:51
Noisy this could have something to do with your issues at work.

If I was working I would be showering, at this point not showering is like a form of silent protest that affects absolutly no one except myself. I swear I'll shower the day they call me back in.  :rolleyes:

I shower at least twice a day, if not three times. You guys are disgusting!

3x a day is a little excessive
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: romevi on Thu, 22 October 2015, 21:07:45
A little over a week, twice. Both times were backpacking. The first time it was too cold to bathe in the lake, and the second I just didn't want to bathe with a bunch of dudes.

Sometimes during the winter I bathe every other day, most usually when I haven't worked up a sweat or anything and can go until the next day.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: heedpantsnow on Thu, 22 October 2015, 21:09:10
22 days. I was living in Lhasa, Tibet and had pneumonia. I had cracked 2 ribs coughing. Just couldn't muster the energy to shower, and I didn't have heat so I was worried it would make things worse anyway. Not my finest hour.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 22 October 2015, 21:12:28
11 or 12 days.  I had a summer job that required me to backpack for that length of time.  Good times.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: katushkin on Thu, 22 October 2015, 21:23:50
23 days while out on exercise in Canada. It was boiling hot in the middle of July, and I was sat in a tank within six inches of a red hot engine for 12-18 hours a day, and it was probably the worst three weeks of my life.

You get to the point where you stop smelling yourself. Luckily my hair was quite short so that wasn't too horrible, but I still ended up seriously dirty.

Here was me after said three weeks. Oh yeah, and that shirt did not get changed the whole time.

(http://i.imgur.com/3A5g1ef.jpg)
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 22 October 2015, 21:25:30
22 days. I was living in Lhasa, Tibet and had pneumonia. I had cracked 2 ribs coughing. Just couldn't muster the energy to shower, and I didn't have heat so I was worried it would make things worse anyway. Not my finest hour.
You should write a book. Such an interesting life.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: graefeln on Thu, 22 October 2015, 21:36:37
A couple weeks or so during training exercises in the Army. It's not so bad I guess: when everyone does it, you don't stand out as much... and you get used to the smell.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: vivalarevolución on Thu, 22 October 2015, 22:03:56
23 days while out on exercise in Canada. It was boiling hot in the middle of July, and I was sat in a tank within six inches of a red hot engine for 12-18 hours a day, and it was probably the worst three weeks of my life.

You get to the point where you stop smelling yourself. Luckily my hair was quite short so that wasn't too horrible, but I still ended up seriously dirty.

Here was me after said three weeks. Oh yeah, and that shirt did not get changed the whole time.

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/3A5g1ef.jpg)


wtf, those clothes.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: katushkin on Thu, 22 October 2015, 22:11:38
23 days while out on exercise in Canada. It was boiling hot in the middle of July, and I was sat in a tank within six inches of a red hot engine for 12-18 hours a day, and it was probably the worst three weeks of my life.

You get to the point where you stop smelling yourself. Luckily my hair was quite short so that wasn't too horrible, but I still ended up seriously dirty.

Here was me after said three weeks. Oh yeah, and that shirt did not get changed the whole time.

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/3A5g1ef.jpg)


wtf, those clothes.

Yeah, we were playing enemy during the exercise and wearing desert combats to discern ourselves from the so called blue-for. Which is ironic because they were wearing the new combats which were meant to work as both desert and woodland camo...

Anyway, yeah, I had to do a lot of work on tanks and just ****. The top is made of a material that is meant to keep you cooler than a regular shirt. Which is why I kept it on the whole time.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: heedpantsnow on Thu, 22 October 2015, 22:34:56

23 days while out on exercise in Canada. It was boiling hot in the middle of July, and I was sat in a tank within six inches of a red hot engine for 12-18 hours a day, and it was probably the worst three weeks of my life.

You get to the point where you stop smelling yourself. Luckily my hair was quite short so that wasn't too horrible, but I still ended up seriously dirty.

Here was me after said three weeks. Oh yeah, and that shirt did not get changed the whole time.

Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/3A5g1ef.jpg)


wtf, those clothes.

Yeah, we were playing enemy during the exercise and wearing desert combats to discern ourselves from the so called blue-for. Which is ironic because they were wearing the new combats which were meant to work as both desert and woodland camo...

Anyway, yeah, I had to do a lot of work on tanks and just ****. The top is made of a material that is meant to keep you cooler than a regular shirt. Which is why I kept it on the whole time.

Bro I can smell you through the Internet when I look at that picture
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: katushkin on Thu, 22 October 2015, 22:48:24
Bro I can smell you through the Internet when I look at that picture

LMAO, I just think about the apartments we came back to after the exercise. About 30 of us all looking and smelling the same, all having to wash three weeks of grime off. Was gross.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: digi on Thu, 22 October 2015, 22:53:03
Starting to stink. Developing a nice cloud of funk from staying in the house for so long.
Got me thinking, what's the longest you can remember not washing your body? A couple days? A week or so? Longer?? What were the circumstances?

You're exactly how I imagined you...crazy.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: heedpantsnow on Thu, 22 October 2015, 22:58:53

Bro I can smell you through the Internet when I look at that picture

LMAO, I just think about the apartments we came back to after the exercise. About 30 of us all looking and smelling the same, all having to wash three weeks of grime off. Was gross.

I should have mentioned I have the utmost respect for folks who have gone through stuff like that in service of their country.

I gained a new perspective when I spent a summer in Vietnam with an aircon that was on the fritz. So hot I wondered if my balls were going to melt off. And to think our guys lived through that in full BDU's in the jungle with no aircon or even a fan.

Can't imagine how hot the inside of a tank gets in the summer...
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: SamirD on Thu, 22 October 2015, 23:09:05
22 days. I was living in Lhasa, Tibet and had pneumonia. I had cracked 2 ribs coughing. Just couldn't muster the energy to shower, and I didn't have heat so I was worried it would make things worse anyway. Not my finest hour.
Yeah, that's the bad stuff alright.  Glad you made it through that.
LMAO, I just think about the apartments we came back to after the exercise.
So how bad did the water turn color when you finally washed up?  I've seen the water go a dark brown before when washing my hair...

Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: katushkin on Thu, 22 October 2015, 23:14:50
22 days. I was living in Lhasa, Tibet and had pneumonia. I had cracked 2 ribs coughing. Just couldn't muster the energy to shower, and I didn't have heat so I was worried it would make things worse anyway. Not my finest hour.
Yeah, that's the bad stuff alright.  Glad you made it through that.
LMAO, I just think about the apartments we came back to after the exercise.
So how bad did the water turn color when you finally washed up?  I've seen the water go a dark brown before when washing my hair...

Yeahhh, it was extra bad because we only had three showers between the 30 or so of us. There was a lot of mud from clothes and boots, muddy footprints, and I think we may have left half of Alberta in the water system of that place.

I will try and find some more photos, I know I have some of our time out in the field somewhere. There is a good picture of us by our tank with the name sprayed on the side, just need to find them all...
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: SamirD on Fri, 23 October 2015, 00:21:19
Wow, that had to be almost a mudfest.  Can't wait to see the pics.  I absolutely HATE being that dirty, although I can get accustomed to it if necessary. 

I combed my hair tonight as I usually do before going to bed and it just being a little more oily than normal made me want to almost wash it that second.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 23 October 2015, 00:29:13
(http://i.imgur.com/ZpO6rBU.gif)

Just showered..

Feels good.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: jonathanyu on Fri, 23 October 2015, 00:53:39
1 day longest. seriously, I need to shower 3 times per day.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: Belfong on Fri, 23 October 2015, 03:19:54
1 day longest. seriously, I need to shower 3 times per day.
high fives!
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 23 October 2015, 04:23:46
1 day longest. seriously, I need to shower 3 times per day.
high fives!

I think twice a day makes sense,  IF there's sweating..


Otherwise, once is sufficient..


Too much showering is bad for your skin, AND it places an extra load on your body to replace the oils which protect you from oxidation.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 23 October 2015, 05:13:12
You know by showering 3 times a day you are just destroying your skin's natural defenses, right?

And longest I have gone is probably a little over a week while camping.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: sth on Fri, 23 October 2015, 05:18:48
ive done a few 2 week stretches. i normally shower 2-3 times a week tops.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: azhdar on Fri, 23 October 2015, 05:40:52
4-5days for festival.The 2hours queue to get a shower makes smelling okayish.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: heedpantsnow on Fri, 23 October 2015, 08:46:41
22 days. I was living in Lhasa, Tibet and had pneumonia. I had cracked 2 ribs coughing. Just couldn't muster the energy to shower, and I didn't have heat so I was worried it would make things worse anyway. Not my finest hour.
You should write a book. Such an interesting life.

LOL, the best stories are the ones I can't tell. :-/

Here's a vintage picture of me and one of my friends there:
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/me%20and%20Tsering.jpg)

And here are some others I took:
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_3057L_LPB1s2s_LC.jpg)

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_3513C_DV2_LC_Crop.jpg)

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_4161C_DV2_LC_Crop_CSLow.jpg)

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_4478C_DV2_LC_Crop_CSLow.jpg)
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: SamirD on Fri, 23 October 2015, 08:51:03
Too much showering is bad for your skin, AND it places an extra load on your body to replace the oils which protect you from oxidation.
You know by showering 3 times a day you are just destroying your skin's natural defenses, right?
It also depends on what one defines as a 'shower'.  I know that without a scrub brush my skin doesn't feel 'clean', so after any trip to India, it doesn't feel like I've taken a shower in however long I was away.

The first thing I enjoy when coming home from India is a shower.  The next thing is an All-American burger.  God Bless America!

Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 23 October 2015, 08:51:47
I'd def read the memoirs of hpn. Get to work!
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: SamirD on Fri, 23 October 2015, 08:52:38
22 days. I was living in Lhasa, Tibet and had pneumonia. I had cracked 2 ribs coughing. Just couldn't muster the energy to shower, and I didn't have heat so I was worried it would make things worse anyway. Not my finest hour.
You should write a book. Such an interesting life.

LOL, the best stories are the ones I can't tell. :-/

Here's a vintage picture of me and one of my friends there:
Show Image
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/me%20and%20Tsering.jpg)


And here are some others I took:
Show Image
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_3057L_LPB1s2s_LC.jpg)


Show Image
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_3513C_DV2_LC_Crop.jpg)


Show Image
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_4161C_DV2_LC_Crop_CSLow.jpg)


Show Image
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_4478C_DV2_LC_Crop_CSLow.jpg)

Wow, just wow.  That shot of the mountains covered in snow is unreal.  Was that just walking around or did you climb to get that one?

You could just have a picture book!  These pictures speak a thousand words.

Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: heedpantsnow on Fri, 23 October 2015, 09:32:27
I'd def read the memoirs of hpn. Get to work!

lol

22 days. I was living in Lhasa, Tibet and had pneumonia. I had cracked 2 ribs coughing. Just couldn't muster the energy to shower, and I didn't have heat so I was worried it would make things worse anyway. Not my finest hour.
You should write a book. Such an interesting life.

LOL, the best stories are the ones I can't tell. :-/

Here's a vintage picture of me and one of my friends there:
Show Image
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/me%20and%20Tsering.jpg)


And here are some others I took:
Show Image
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_3057L_LPB1s2s_LC.jpg)


Show Image
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_3513C_DV2_LC_Crop.jpg)


Show Image
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_4161C_DV2_LC_Crop_CSLow.jpg)


Show Image
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_4478C_DV2_LC_Crop_CSLow.jpg)

Wow, just wow.  That shot of the mountains covered in snow is unreal.  Was that just walking around or did you climb to get that one?

You could just have a picture book!  These pictures speak a thousand words.



Thx, the first one with the birds I did actually get up at 4am, walked to the Potala palace freezing my butt off, and took some shots of the moon and then the sunrise.

But the one with the mountains, I'm ashamed to say, I took in my underwear through a cracked "window".  I was staying in a small shack on the roof of an apartment building in དཀར་མཛེས་རྫོང། (far northwest corner of Sichuan province).  No foreigners are allowed there, but we made friends with a guy who owned one of the apartments.  He snuck me and my two friends in and let us stay in the shack.  It was so cold, with the wind blowing through the cracks, lol.  The next morning I woke up and realized the sun was almost rising.  I was missing it!  I pulled back the board covering the "window" and saw that mountain peeking through the clouds.  Grabbed my tripod and long lens and nailed it.  According to those in the village the mountain doesn't even have a name.  That's how that place is.  A measly 22,000ft/6700m peak doesn't deserve a name.  :eek:

One of these days I'll post some more pictures in a separate thread.  Don't want to muck this one up further.  We need more gross pictures of dudes with no showers!
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: SamirD on Fri, 23 October 2015, 09:40:04
I'd def read the memoirs of hpn. Get to work!

lol

22 days. I was living in Lhasa, Tibet and had pneumonia. I had cracked 2 ribs coughing. Just couldn't muster the energy to shower, and I didn't have heat so I was worried it would make things worse anyway. Not my finest hour.
You should write a book. Such an interesting life.

LOL, the best stories are the ones I can't tell. :-/

Here's a vintage picture of me and one of my friends there:
Show Image
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/me%20and%20Tsering.jpg)


And here are some others I took:
Show Image
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_3057L_LPB1s2s_LC.jpg)


Show Image
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_3513C_DV2_LC_Crop.jpg)


Show Image
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_4161C_DV2_LC_Crop_CSLow.jpg)


Show Image
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_4478C_DV2_LC_Crop_CSLow.jpg)

Wow, just wow.  That shot of the mountains covered in snow is unreal.  Was that just walking around or did you climb to get that one?

You could just have a picture book!  These pictures speak a thousand words.



Thx, the first one with the birds I did actually get up at 4am, walked to the Potala palace freezing my butt off, and took some shots of the moon and then the sunrise.

But the one with the mountains, I'm ashamed to say, I took in my underwear through a cracked "window".  I was staying in a small shack on the roof of an apartment building in དཀར་མཛེས་རྫོང། (far northwest corner of Sichuan province).  No foreigners are allowed there, but we made friends with a guy who owned one of the apartments.  He snuck me and my two friends in and let us stay in the shack.  It was so cold, with the wind blowing through the cracks, lol.  The next morning I woke up and realized the sun was almost rising.  I was missing it!  I pulled back the board covering the "window" and saw that mountain peeking through the clouds.  Grabbed my tripod and long lens and nailed it.  According to those in the village the mountain doesn't even have a name.  That's how that place is.  A measly 22,000ft/6700m peak doesn't deserve a name.  :eek:

One of these days I'll post some more pictures in a separate thread.  Don't want to muck this one up further.  We need more gross pictures of dudes with no showers!
So awesome.  Yes, you definitely need to have a separate thread for your pics and the adventures behind them.  And then you need to start working on that book--I'm already interested in buying a copy.   :thumb:

Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: mauri on Fri, 23 October 2015, 11:16:22
two weeks on an exercise, coincidentally it was also the longest time ive been without taking a **** (7 days)
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: calvinhousecat on Fri, 23 October 2015, 11:22:47
I one time didn't show for 2 days. Thats about it

#showertwiceadayclub
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: Findecanor on Fri, 23 October 2015, 12:26:55
I have not bathed for years. I'm a shower person. :)

I shower at least twice a day, if not three times. You guys are disgusting!
If I lived in Malaysia like you, I would too.

It depends on the weather. In the summer, I often shower twice a day. In the winter when highest outdoor temperature is still colder than in a refridgerator, if I don't break a sweat then often only every other day.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Fri, 23 October 2015, 12:28:59
My grandparents only bathed on the weekends, is that still a thing?
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: Binge on Fri, 23 October 2015, 13:00:33
Philmont.

If anyone is familiar with the trek.  They'll know. 

P.S. we did all of it.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: katushkin on Fri, 23 October 2015, 13:10:31
two weeks on an exercise, coincidentally it was also the longest time ive been without taking a **** (7 days)

Oh, dude. Those exercise ****s... It's not something I mentioned because I didn't know if anyone else would understand, but damn that plumbing takes a pounding...
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 23 October 2015, 18:18:45
Day 9 baby! I am either getting very used to the smell or the sudden cold weather has noticeably lessened my stink.
I'll probably only be able to go up to 11 days because there's supposed to be work next week :(
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: nubbinator on Fri, 23 October 2015, 18:22:01
Day 9 baby! I am either getting very used to the smell or the sudden cold weather has noticeably lessened my stink.
I'll probably only be able to go up to 11 days because there's supposed to be work next week :(

(http://media.tumblr.com/60c4aac9f9896ec8dae6afb6a588c69d/tumblr_inline_mtk5raxesH1qalx1j.gif)
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: LXXXIX on Sat, 24 October 2015, 00:34:37
Damn ya'll need to shower more.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: ANightOnCloudNine on Sat, 24 October 2015, 04:22:44
i think around 14 days cause i went camping and i my shower had no water.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: Belfong on Sat, 24 October 2015, 05:01:29
You know by showering 3 times a day you are just destroying your skin's natural defenses, right?

And longest I have gone is probably a little over a week while camping.
I live in the tropics where humidity is high and I sweat all the time.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: beehatch on Sat, 24 October 2015, 09:22:39
Day 9 baby! I am either getting very used to the smell or the sudden cold weather has noticeably lessened my stink.
I'll probably only be able to go up to 11 days because there's supposed to be work next week :(

You're ****ing disgusting. Maybe that's a factor as to why you don't get promotions or recruited for jobs. If you can't even bathe everyday, I have to imagine you're equally lazy in your work performance.

Mod Edit: User has been warned for this post
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: mauri on Sat, 24 October 2015, 13:50:55
Day 9 baby! I am either getting very used to the smell or the sudden cold weather has noticeably lessened my stink.
I'll probably only be able to go up to 11 days because there's supposed to be work next week :(

You're ****ing disgusting. Maybe that's a factor as to why you don't get promotions or recruited for jobs. If you can't even bathe everyday, I have to imagine you're equally lazy in your work performance.

Mod Edit: User has been warned for this post

hey hey chill out. this thread is for revering our collective disgustingness. it's not like you have to actually smell anything. if anything you should be proud of the pioneers who pave the way breaking the social norm.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: beehatch on Sat, 24 October 2015, 13:56:36
hey hey chill out. this thread is for revering our collective disgustingness. it's not like you have to actually smell anything. if anything you should be proud of the pioneers who pave the way breaking the social norm.

I like you.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: mauri on Sat, 24 October 2015, 14:53:10
hey hey chill out. this thread is for revering our collective disgustingness. it's not like you have to actually smell anything. if anything you should be proud of the pioneers who pave the way breaking the social norm.

I like you.

how YOU doin'?
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: Jhonan on Sat, 24 October 2015, 14:59:05
last stay at home vacation I think I made it to day 4 before being completely disgusted with myself, had to use nearly 4 times the normal amount of shampoo to just get my hair clean it seemed, like, it wouldn't even sud up until that point... don't think I'll let myself go that far again.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: beehatch on Sat, 24 October 2015, 15:02:15
hey hey chill out. this thread is for revering our collective disgustingness. it's not like you have to actually smell anything. if anything you should be proud of the pioneers who pave the way breaking the social norm.

I like you.

how YOU doin'?

I might answer, depending on how long it has been since you last showered.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: fanpeople on Sat, 24 October 2015, 15:34:42
Whats bathing?
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: noisyturtle on Sat, 24 October 2015, 16:54:17
Day 9 baby! I am either getting very used to the smell or the sudden cold weather has noticeably lessened my stink.
I'll probably only be able to go up to 11 days because there's supposed to be work next week :(

You're ****ing disgusting. Maybe that's a factor as to why you don't get promotions or recruited for jobs. If you can't even bathe everyday, I have to imagine you're equally lazy in your work performance.

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I love when people talk **** without reading what they are talking about. The Internet's a wonderful place that just wouldn't be the same without these kinds of folks.

Oh and DAY 10!! COME SNIFF MY DECREPIT CROTCH BEEHATCH! Seriously. Come over my apartment. I will rub my hands in my disgusting sweaty grundle, then I can stick them right in your face to remind you what your what your father's **** smells like.


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Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: lesbihonest on Sat, 24 October 2015, 17:11:45
Day 9 baby! I am either getting very used to the smell or the sudden cold weather has noticeably lessened my stink.
I'll probably only be able to go up to 11 days because there's supposed to be work next week :(

You're ****ing disgusting. Maybe that's a factor as to why you don't get promotions or recruited for jobs. If you can't even bathe everyday, I have to imagine you're equally lazy in your work performance.

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I love when people talk **** without reading what they are talking about. The Internet's a wonderful place that just wouldn't be the same without these kinds of folks.

Oh and DAY 10!! COME SNIFF MY DECREPIT CROTCH BEEHATCH! Seriously. Come over my apartment. I will rub my hands in my disgusting sweaty grundle, then I can stick them right in your face to remind you what your what your father's **** smells like.
easy there fatty, we know you aren't going to do anything other than talk tough and cry on the Internet.

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Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: azhdar on Sat, 24 October 2015, 17:18:37
Day 9 baby! I am either getting very used to the smell or the sudden cold weather has noticeably lessened my stink.
I'll probably only be able to go up to 11 days because there's supposed to be work next week :(

You're ****ing disgusting. Maybe that's a factor as to why you don't get promotions or recruited for jobs. If you can't even bathe everyday, I have to imagine you're equally lazy in your work performance.

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I love when people talk **** without reading what they are talking about. The Internet's a wonderful place that just wouldn't be the same without these kinds of folks.

Oh and DAY 10!! COME SNIFF MY DECREPIT CROTCH BEEHATCH! Seriously. Come over my apartment. I will rub my hands in my disgusting sweaty grundle, then I can stick them right in your face to remind you what your what your father's **** smells like.
easy there fatty, we know you aren't going to do anything other than talk tough and cry on the Internet.

hello beehatch/demik alt account.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: Photekq on Sat, 24 October 2015, 17:30:34
You're ****ing disgusting. Maybe that's a factor as to why you don't get promotions or recruited for jobs. If you can't even bathe everyday, I have to imagine you're equally lazy in your work performance.

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Smh tbh fam. You're just jealous because you can't shake the smell of tacos regardless of how often you shower.


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Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: tbc on Sat, 24 October 2015, 17:41:59
2x daily

i ride public transit.  nuff said

also was a wrestler and ringworm is no bueno.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: user 18 on Sat, 24 October 2015, 17:51:32
Let's be civil, everyone. Any more personal attacks will be grounds for muting or more severe punishments.

E: Let's not continue any of those lines of discussion either, thanks.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: hwood34 on Sat, 24 October 2015, 18:04:01
Day 9 baby! I am either getting very used to the smell or the sudden cold weather has noticeably lessened my stink.
I'll probably only be able to go up to 11 days because there's supposed to be work next week :(

You're ****ing disgusting. Maybe that's a factor as to why you don't get promotions or recruited for jobs. If you can't even bathe everyday, I have to imagine you're equally lazy in your work performance.

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ayyyyy lmao

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Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: hwood34 on Sat, 24 October 2015, 18:08:41
this thread is gold
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: njbair on Sat, 24 October 2015, 18:33:51
Back to the topic at hand, I've gone maybe three days at most and then I just felt disgusting.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: 1swt2gs on Sat, 24 October 2015, 18:44:10
TIL I'm a germaphobe. This thread was full of NOPE for me.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: SamirD on Sat, 24 October 2015, 23:30:55
Have you ever just been too exhausted to shower?  I feel that way right now. :(
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: hwood34 on Sat, 24 October 2015, 23:37:44
TIL I'm a germaphobe. This thread was full of NOPE for me.

Being grossed out that someone with ready access to a shower wouldn't bathe for 5+ days doesn't make you a germaphobe, most people are grossed out by that
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 25 October 2015, 00:10:17
Have you ever just been too exhausted to shower?  I feel that way right now. :(

Yea, this happens ,  but most often I sleep even deeper once showered..
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: PunchingHorse@donkey on Sun, 25 October 2015, 01:29:03
month and a week or so when i'm in my depression insomnia deals.
Xanax helped allot but it's just crazy hard to get some pre-scribes to you.
they always start you off with something else then they give you the actual stuff that you have found that works but low dose still works so whatever.

without insurance it did actually cost me up towards 2k in doctor visits to actually get what i wanted scripted to me for that.
 
it's actually pretty horrific.
now i would stank but not to the lvl of a man who has not bathed in a month and some extra like really i got away with some right guard and clean clothes for the most part.
i really honestly for the most part got away with it just changed clothes put on some deodorant and good to go.
really even today i only bath like once or twice a week i only ever bother showing before going out to see a girl or other social things.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: Belfong on Sun, 25 October 2015, 01:55:31
So noisyturtle have not washed for 10 days despite being in his own home. What gives? Your water got cut off? I can't comprehend how someone can stand not showering at all!
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: PunchingHorse@donkey on Sun, 25 October 2015, 02:09:46
So noisyturtle have not washed for 10 days despite being in his own home. What gives? Your water got cut off? I can't comprehend how someone can stand not showering at all!
well sometimes you don't have much choice when it comes to how the bathroom will be if you are renting.
i know i rented this one house (down here you can rent a place for 500-600) just gotta go live in the slums near the low income areas.
anyway i rented a place there few holes in the walls (from doorknobs) that was pretty Shiite plastered over.
rest good condition but the bathroom..it was just dear god i attempted every type of stain remover and i could never get the tub clean.
When i stayed there i would only take a bath at my parents who stayed 15mins or so away.
still took me almost 3 weeks of basically doing chemical warfare to a tub to get it to shower standards.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: fanpeople on Sun, 25 October 2015, 02:12:12
So noisyturtle have not washed for 10 days despite being in his own home. What gives? Your water got cut off? I can't comprehend how someone can stand not showering at all!
well sometimes you don't have much choice when it comes to how the bathroom will be if you are renting.
i know i rented this one house (down here you can rent a place for 500-600) just gotta go live in the slums near the low income areas.
anyway i rented a place there few holes in the walls (from doorknobs) that was pretty Shiite plastered over.
rest good condition but the bathroom..it was just dear god i attempted every type of stain remover and i could never get the tub clean.
When i stayed there i would only take a bath at my parents who stayed 15mins or so away.
still took me almost 3 weeks of basically doing chemical warfare to a tub to get it to shower standards.

What was the dirt issue? mould? bio-material? blood stains from a murder?
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: PunchingHorse@donkey on Sun, 25 October 2015, 02:20:00
So noisyturtle have not washed for 10 days despite being in his own home. What gives? Your water got cut off? I can't comprehend how someone can stand not showering at all!
well sometimes you don't have much choice when it comes to how the bathroom will be if you are renting.
i know i rented this one house (down here you can rent a place for 500-600) just gotta go live in the slums near the low income areas.
anyway i rented a place there few holes in the walls (from doorknobs) that was pretty Shiite plastered over.
rest good condition but the bathroom..it was just dear god i attempted every type of stain remover and i could never get the tub clean.
When i stayed there i would only take a bath at my parents who stayed 15mins or so away.
still took me almost 3 weeks of basically doing chemical warfare to a tub to get it to shower standards.

What was the dirt issue? mould? bio-material? blood stains from a murder?
Well what i heard from the people who lived there was that the homeless/junkies had been using the place to sleep for about 3months before the guy who brought it at auction or whatever added it to his list of rental homes they re-did the inside kinda cleaned the outside you can tell all they did was pressure wash it.
the bathtub i'm guessing was the homeless peoples toilet and the guy who brought the house simply had his crew clean and pressure wash due to being already over budget having to replace most of the inside.
so the bathtub just had like stains all over one side and all over the bottom due to the crews pressure hose and scraping efforts most of it was gone and it looked like it would pass as simple used cheap tub.

Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: SamirD on Sun, 25 October 2015, 07:36:37
Dude that sucks. :(

It's amazing how quickly civilization crumbles in the lower classes of society.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: jamster on Sun, 25 October 2015, 10:25:41
23 days while out on exercise in Canada. It was boiling hot in the middle of July, and I was sat in a tank within six inches of a red hot engine for 12-18 hours a day, and it was probably the worst three weeks of my life.

You get to the point where you stop smelling yourself. Luckily my hair was quite short so that wasn't too horrible, but I still ended up seriously dirty.

Here was me after said three weeks. Oh yeah, and that shirt did not get changed the whole time.


I stopped reading the thread after this post- no point continuing. This post wins.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: taylordcraig on Sun, 25 October 2015, 10:44:07
I shower at least twice a day, if not three times. You guys are disgusting!

3x a day is a little excessive

I shower usually twice, at least once unless I pass out drunk. Sometimes three. I work in a greasy kitchen though so if I don't shower after work it's just awful. I usually sweat a lot in my sleep so I have to shower in the morning.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: hwood34 on Sun, 25 October 2015, 10:51:00
I shower at least twice a day, if not three times. You guys are disgusting!

3x a day is a little excessive

Once every 10 days is a little excessive
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: Jhonan on Sun, 25 October 2015, 18:08:37
I shower at least twice a day, if not three times. You guys are disgusting!

3x a day is a little excessive

Once every 10 days is a little excessive

It is excessive, but in the wrong direction I believe :P
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: RenegadeParadox on Sun, 25 October 2015, 22:26:49
Two weeks backpacking and camping with friends. Axe body spray was all we used...yeah i feel dirty just thinking about how gross I was when I was younger.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: 1swt2gs on Sun, 25 October 2015, 22:29:45
TIL I'm a germaphobe. This thread was full of NOPE for me.

Being grossed out that someone with ready access to a shower wouldn't bathe for 5+ days doesn't make you a germaphobe, most people are grossed out by that

True that! Although I'm always washing my hand excessively and my living area is meticulously clean!
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: shoostep on Sun, 25 October 2015, 22:50:11
I've gone 7 weeks w/o showering -- wilderness survival trip.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: maxpegasus on Sun, 25 October 2015, 23:32:58
22 days. I was living in Lhasa, Tibet and had pneumonia. I had cracked 2 ribs coughing. Just couldn't muster the energy to shower, and I didn't have heat so I was worried it would make things worse anyway. Not my finest hour.
You should write a book. Such an interesting life.

LOL, the best stories are the ones I can't tell. :-/

Here's a vintage picture of me and one of my friends there:
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And here are some others I took:
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Just dropping in to say WOW that is a gorgeous view... did not expect to see something this cool in a thread about bathing (or lack thereof LOL)
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: sth on Mon, 26 October 2015, 01:10:27
this thread has inspired me not to shower this morning

y'all weak
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: geekhack360 on Mon, 26 October 2015, 02:06:30
I think about a week while camping.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: heedpantsnow on Mon, 26 October 2015, 06:59:38

22 days. I was living in Lhasa, Tibet and had pneumonia. I had cracked 2 ribs coughing. Just couldn't muster the energy to shower, and I didn't have heat so I was worried it would make things worse anyway. Not my finest hour.
You should write a book. Such an interesting life.

LOL, the best stories are the ones I can't tell. :-/

Here's a vintage picture of me and one of my friends there:
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(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/me%20and%20Tsering.jpg)


And here are some others I took:
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(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_3057L_LPB1s2s_LC.jpg)


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(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_3513C_DV2_LC_Crop.jpg)


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(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_4161C_DV2_LC_Crop_CSLow.jpg)


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(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2166109/Tibet/CRW_4478C_DV2_LC_Crop_CSLow.jpg)


Just dropping in to say WOW that is a gorgeous view... did not expect to see something this cool in a thread about bathing (or lack thereof LOL)


Thanks dude. It can be a really beautiful place. Shower or not.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: noisyturtle on Mon, 26 October 2015, 16:08:49
Showered today. Final count and standing life record for not bathing is 11 days.
Honestly I don't feel that much better now that I'm clean.
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: SamirD on Mon, 26 October 2015, 18:30:52
Showered today. Final count and standing life record for not bathing is 11 days.
Honestly I don't feel that much better now that I'm clean.
You're not doing it right...lol...

Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: 1swt2gs on Fri, 13 November 2015, 14:57:34
Found an appropriate gif for this thread...

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Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: MagicSauce on Fri, 13 November 2015, 15:16:19
My longest is three days when camping out at a music festival
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: Lurch on Fri, 13 November 2015, 15:59:17
this thread has inspired me not to shower this morning

y'all weak

mah dew
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: suicidal_orange on Fri, 13 November 2015, 16:19:24
The longest I've gone was six days.

Got up early to go to a music festival on a Wednesday and the weather was perfect the whole time (cloudy but no rain) so when we got back at about 6am after being up all night we spent Monday playing Worms Armageddon on a big TV before heading to our homes to get clean.  Friend's mum was not impressed with having three smelly lads invading her living room but it could have been so much worse if it had been hot!
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: Bromono on Fri, 13 November 2015, 16:32:11
Does baby wipes count?

if not then 12 days for a survival course.

Mind you, this was in 95+ degree weather in a desert in full battle rattle.

I think I pissed like twice for the total 12 days. I was going through so many canteens of water a day it was ridiculous.

We had to mark a slash on our helmets for every canteen we finished. after every day our helmets looked like zebra stripe camo.

The point being: I sweated like 2 rats shagging in a wool sock.

Had I not used baby wipes....
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: SpikeBolt on Fri, 13 November 2015, 18:04:00
2 days tops :)
Title: Re: Longest you've gone w/o bathing?
Post by: E3E on Fri, 13 November 2015, 18:43:30
One million years. I know... Ew.