Way to go tp4! How can we help you?
No one likes a quitter TP, just take a few days off, drink some ginsing or whatever those black magic street vendors sell over there...maybe some tiger's penis, you'll be good to go in no time. :DDon't forget to add a dash of rhinoceros horn in there. ^-^
No one likes a quitter TP, just take a few days off, drink some ginsing or whatever those black magic street vendors sell over there...maybe some tiger's penis, you'll be good to go in no time. :DDon't forget to add a dash of rhinoceros horn in there. ^-^
No one likes a quitter TP, just take a few days off, drink some ginsing or whatever those black magic street vendors sell over there...maybe some tiger's penis, you'll be good to go in no time. :DDon't forget to add a dash of rhinoceros horn in there. ^-^
yea, mix a little rhino horn with some kangaroo lips + two hippo nostrils...call us in the morning.
#TP4Dt0X2016
What about dedox?#TP4Dt0X2016
So it's De Tox now instead of Ergo Dox?
So it's De Tox now instead of Ergo Dox?
You can quit drinking but you can't never quit eating watermelon.
Good luck on the healthy lifestyle tp. You like Indomie!? I can send you some special flavour for you :cool:
Watermelon is love watermelon is lifeYou can quit drinking but you can't never quit eating watermelon.
Good luck on the healthy lifestyle tp. You like Indomie!? I can send you some special flavour for you :cool:Show Image(http://i.imgur.com/atMdsti.jpg)
You can quit drinking but you can't never quit eating watermelon.
Good luck on the healthy lifestyle tp. You like Indomie!? I can send you some special flavour for you :cool:Show Image(http://i.imgur.com/atMdsti.jpg)
No one hates watermelon right? that **** is like drug you keep wanting to eat oneYou can quit drinking but you can't never quit eating watermelon.
Good luck on the healthy lifestyle tp. You like Indomie!? I can send you some special flavour for you :cool:Show Image(http://i.imgur.com/atMdsti.jpg)
****ing birds man
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No one hates watermelon right? that **** is like drug you keep wanting to eat oneYou can quit drinking but you can't never quit eating watermelon.
Good luck on the healthy lifestyle tp. You like Indomie!? I can send you some special flavour for you :cool:Show Image(http://i.imgur.com/atMdsti.jpg)
****ing birds man
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Damn I really wanted some really juicy and big watermelonNo one hates watermelon right? that **** is like drug you keep wanting to eat oneYou can quit drinking but you can't never quit eating watermelon.
Good luck on the healthy lifestyle tp. You like Indomie!? I can send you some special flavour for you :cool:Show Image(http://i.imgur.com/atMdsti.jpg)
****ing birds man
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When I lived in the Northern Territory (not a real state of Australia) there was this barn shop place that sold the biggest watermelons, they would spring open when you cut into them. So juicy.
Damn I really wanted some really juicy and big watermelon
So when you eat this watermelon you immediately bang your sister or cousin? :pDamn I really wanted some really juicy and big watermelon
It was very hill billy.
So when you eat this watermelon you immediately bang your sister or cousin? :pDamn I really wanted some really juicy and big watermelon
It was very hill billy.
hehehe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)So when you eat this watermelon you immediately bang your sister or cousin? :pDamn I really wanted some really juicy and big watermelon
It was very hill billy.
I'll never tell ;)
You can quit drinking but you can't never quit eating watermelon.
Good luck on the healthy lifestyle tp. You like Indomie!? I can send you some special flavour for you :cool:Show Image(http://i.imgur.com/atMdsti.jpg)
****ing birds man
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I'm just not young anymore guys..
I feel noticably "sick" after a night of drinking.... Even though I've carefully hydrated throughout the night..Show Image(http://textemoticons.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/th_082_.gif)
No one hates watermelon right? that **** is like drug you keep wanting to eat one
I'm just not young anymore guys..
I feel noticably "sick" after a night of drinking.... Even though I've carefully hydrated throughout the night..Show Image(http://textemoticons.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/th_082_.gif)
Drink less? You don't have to get drunk every time you drink.
Y U NO LIKE THAT JUICY FRUIT!?No one hates watermelon right? that **** is like drug you keep wanting to eat one
I don't like watermelon...
I will be sad to see you quit drinking tp. But I guess it's good for you.
Still, I don't know how long this will last...
No one hates watermelon right? that **** is like drug you keep wanting to eat one
I don't like watermelon...
I will be sad to see you quit drinking tp. But I guess it's good for you.
Still, I don't know how long this will last...
(Attachment Link)This pleases my OCD..... but hurts my common sense.
(Attachment Link)This pleases my OCD..... but hurts my common sense.
Tp4 starts drinking 2016. Its like one of those "I start going to the gym" resolutions then all of a sudden "I stop going to the gym"
I tried this once more as a social experiment, its sad how many ppl resent you because you are not drinking anymore, and tbh its not that fun going to the pub and only drink coke :D
If you sit at home everyday/night then you might succeed.
(Attachment Link)This pleases my OCD..... but hurts my common sense.
He's just lucky there was an even number of seeds..
Otherwise, you'd have to arrange them in a giant circle, which is much harder to perfect with laying down pencil lines.
(Attachment Link)This pleases my OCD..... but hurts my common sense.
He's just lucky there was an even number of seeds..
Otherwise, you'd have to arrange them in a giant circle, which is much harder to perfect with laying down pencil lines.
tp4's sobriety has lost him the ability to count.
There is an odd number of seeds.
What about drinking carefully?
What about drinking carefully?
abstinence is easier than moderation
Day 3
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Day 3
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But this doesn't prove that you aren't drinking TP... Is ramen good hangover food?
I've been going through ramen at an extremely accelerated rate... about 5 packs a day...Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/64caf316.gif)
I think I may be going through mild withdrawal.
This afternoon, I was also having restless leg syndrome..
I've been going through ramen at an extremely accelerated rate... about 5 packs a day...Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/64caf316.gif)
I think I may be going through mild withdrawal.
This afternoon, I was also having restless leg syndrome..
Sounds like you are going to get scurvy.
I've been going through ramen at an extremely accelerated rate... about 5 packs a day...Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/64caf316.gif)
I think I may be going through mild withdrawal.
This afternoon, I was also having restless leg syndrome..
Sounds like you are going to get scurvy.Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/5a6157d0.gif)
I've been going through ramen at an extremely accelerated rate... about 5 packs a day...Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/64caf316.gif)
I think I may be going through mild withdrawal.
This afternoon, I was also having restless leg syndrome..
Sounds like you are going to get scurvy.Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/5a6157d0.gif)
Bro you need to supplement with fruits and veggies too...."man does not live on ramen alone".
I've been going through ramen at an extremely accelerated rate... about 5 packs a day...Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/64caf316.gif)
I think I may be going through mild withdrawal.
This afternoon, I was also having restless leg syndrome..
Sounds like you are going to get scurvy.Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/5a6157d0.gif)
Bro you need to supplement with fruits and veggies too...."man does not live on ramen alone".
tp4 is AI entity, not man.
does your mother know she raised a quitter?Get rekt bois
I've decided on a resolution finally. I'll drink twice as much just so TP doesn't need to.
I've decided on a resolution finally. I'll drink twice as much just so TP doesn't need to.
That's very generous of you :)
I've decided on a resolution finally. I'll drink twice as much just so TP doesn't need to.
That's very generous of you :)Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_059_.gif)
In a fair trade, I will double my calories so you can eat less.
Yea that's a half pound of cream puffs, and Yes I will eat it all... TONIGHT...
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I've decided on a resolution finally. I'll drink twice as much just so TP doesn't need to.
That's very generous of you :)Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_059_.gif)
In a fair trade, I will double my calories so you can eat less.
Yea that's a half pound of cream puffs, and Yes I will eat it all... TONIGHT...
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I bet you can't eat a whole pound of them!
I've decided on a resolution finally. I'll drink twice as much just so TP doesn't need to.
I've decided on a resolution finally. I'll drink twice as much just so TP doesn't need to.
You are an angel. A snow angel.
GoodI've decided on a resolution finally. I'll drink twice as much just so TP doesn't need to.
You are an angel. A snow angel.
You're making me melt
GoodI've decided on a resolution finally. I'll drink twice as much just so TP doesn't need to.
You are an angel. A snow angel.
You're making me melt
GoodI've decided on a resolution finally. I'll drink twice as much just so TP doesn't need to.
You are an angel. A snow angel.
You're making me melt
Now you're giving me the chills
Me and my wife played a drinking game the other night when playing Mario Kart 8. You have to drink your whole drink before the race is over, but you can only drink when your kart is stopped, so I decided to race and stop just before the finish line on the last lap then chug the beer. I got three races in before I went and puked up a bunch of foam, beer, and chili from dinner.
The moral of the story? Drinking when you're 30+ isn't near as fun and man do the hangovers suck ass.
Me and my wife played a drinking game the other night when playing Mario Kart 8. You have to drink your whole drink before the race is over, but you can only drink when your kart is stopped, so I decided to race and stop just before the finish line on the last lap then chug the beer. I got three races in before I went and puked up a bunch of foam, beer, and chili from dinner.
The moral of the story? Drinking when you're 30+ isn't near as fun and man do the hangovers suck ass.
kario mart
and chugging three beers in such a short time would be enough to make me puke too, especially after eating (that bloated feeling, gross).
Me and my wife played a drinking game the other night when playing Mario Kart 8. You have to drink your whole drink before the race is over, but you can only drink when your kart is stopped, so I decided to race and stop just before the finish line on the last lap then chug the beer. I got three races in before I went and puked up a bunch of foam, beer, and chili from dinner.
The moral of the story? Drinking when you're 30+ isn't near as fun and man do the hangovers suck ass.
Risk is the game that always ended in prolonged periods of resentment among my friends.
Me and my wife played a drinking game the other night when playing Mario Kart 8. You have to drink your whole drink before the race is over, but you can only drink when your kart is stopped, so I decided to race and stop just before the finish line on the last lap then chug the beer. I got three races in before I went and puked up a bunch of foam, beer, and chili from dinner.
The moral of the story? Drinking when you're 30+ isn't near as fun and man do the hangovers suck ass.
We call that Drunk Driving. You have to stop driving to drink your beer because drinking and driving is illegal. ;)
The first time I played, we didn't have any beer, so we played with shots of vodka. And we decided that instead of one beer per race it would be one beer per lap. But of course we substituted shots if you recall, so three shots per race.
After two races, I was on the floor of the bathroom sitting opposite my friend at the toilet, taking turns. Talk about a terrible idea.
Play drunk monopoly. Sure to end relationships. BECAUSE EVERYBODY CHEATS.
Risk is the game that always ended in prolonged periods of resentment among my friends.
Tp4 stands firm against temptation..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_111_.gif)
Tp4 stands firm against temptation..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_111_.gif)
Tp4 stands firm against temptation..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_111_.gif)
ILL BUY AN ERGODOX IF U START DRINKING AGAIN
Years ago, my doctor asked me if I drink. I said yes casually. She asked how casual I replied 3 times a week, 5 bottles on an average. Instantly she said that's not casual! After that check up I stopped... stopped saying I'm a casual drinker. :))
Drinkers never quits! Till they get married!
Day 4..
The struggle is real, you guyz..
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Out of Ramen..
Too late for supermarket delivery...
Mustn't drink liquor....Show Image(http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/tuzki-bunnys/tuzki-bunny-emoticon-023.gif)
Out of Ramen..
Too late for supermarket delivery...
Mustn't drink liquor....Show Image(http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/tuzki-bunnys/tuzki-bunny-emoticon-023.gif)
Out of Ramen..
Too late for supermarket delivery...
Mustn't drink liquor....Show Image(http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/tuzki-bunnys/tuzki-bunny-emoticon-023.gif)
time for sleep m8
Out of Ramen..
Too late for supermarket delivery...
Mustn't drink liquor....Show Image(http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/tuzki-bunnys/tuzki-bunny-emoticon-023.gif)
time for sleep m8Show Image(http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/tuzki-bunnys/tuzki-bunny-emoticon-031.gif)
I almost just installed Hearthstone..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_115_.gif)
I almost just installed Hearthstone..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_115_.gif)
Do it, ya bish
I almost just installed Hearthstone..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_115_.gif)
Do it, ya bish
I heard trading 1 addiction for another is prolly the least productive, and may quickly induce a "relapse".. At the end of it , I'd come out with 2 full blown addictions..Show Image(http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/tuzki-bunnys/tuzki-bunny-emoticon-042.gif)
I can't drink today, because that would involve me leaving my bed, and it's too cold to do that..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_057_.gif)
I can't drink today, because that would involve me leaving my bed, and it's too cold to do that..Show Image(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_057_.gif)
u can play hearstone from bed