Tp4 Quits Drinking 2016

[tp4tissue]

I'm too old for this..

I've known that for 3 years now.. the internet must make me accountable...

Only healthy Ramen Soups from now on..

[digi]

#TP4Dt0X2016

[demik]

ill toast in your honor m8

[Air tree]

No more drunk tp4 posts? I'm sad and at the same time happy that you are trying to be healthier, but still sad, because no more drunk tp4 posts. 


Good luck tp. 

[fanpeople]

I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

[heedpantsnow]

Way to go tp4!  How can we help you?

[demik]

Way to go tp4!  How can we help you?

dont trigger him

[digi]

No one likes a quitter TP, just take a few days off, drink some ginsing or whatever those black magic street vendors sell over there...maybe some tiger's penis, you'll be good to go in no time.

[Air tree]

No one likes a quitter TP, just take a few days off, drink some ginsing or whatever those black magic street vendors sell over there...maybe some tiger's penis, you'll be good to go in no time.

Don't forget to add a dash of rhinoceros horn in there. 

[digi]

No one likes a quitter TP, just take a few days off, drink some ginsing or whatever those black magic street vendors sell over there...maybe some tiger's penis, you'll be good to go in no time.

Don't forget to add a dash of rhinoceros horn in there. 

yea, mix a little rhino horn with some kangaroo lips + two hippo nostrils...call us in the morning.

[demik]

No one likes a quitter TP, just take a few days off, drink some ginsing or whatever those black magic street vendors sell over there...maybe some tiger's penis, you'll be good to go in no time.

Don't forget to add a dash of rhinoceros horn in there. 

yea, mix a little rhino horn with some kangaroo lips + two hippo nostrils...call us in the morning.

or after 5 hours if it doesnt go down

[bocahgundul]

You can quit drinking but you can't never quit eating watermelon.
Good luck on the healthy lifestyle tp. You like Indomie!? I can send you some special flavour for you

[rowdy]

#TP4Dt0X2016

So it's De Tox now instead of Ergo Dox?

[bocahgundul]

#TP4Dt0X2016

So it's De Tox now instead of Ergo Dox?

What about dedox?

[digi]

So it's De Tox now instead of Ergo Dox?

+1

[nubbinator]

How long until this resolution is broken tp?

[jaffers]

You can quit drinking but you can't never quit eating watermelon.
Good luck on the healthy lifestyle tp. You like Indomie!? I can send you some special flavour for you

[bocahgundul]

You can quit drinking but you can't never quit eating watermelon.
Good luck on the healthy lifestyle tp. You like Indomie!? I can send you some special flavour for you

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Watermelon is love watermelon is life

[fanpeople]

You can quit drinking but you can't never quit eating watermelon.
Good luck on the healthy lifestyle tp. You like Indomie!? I can send you some special flavour for you

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****ing birds man

[bocahgundul]

You can quit drinking but you can't never quit eating watermelon.
Good luck on the healthy lifestyle tp. You like Indomie!? I can send you some special flavour for you

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****ing birds man

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No one hates watermelon right? that **** is like drug you keep wanting to eat one

[fanpeople]

You can quit drinking but you can't never quit eating watermelon.
Good luck on the healthy lifestyle tp. You like Indomie!? I can send you some special flavour for you

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****ing birds man

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No one hates watermelon right? that **** is like drug you keep wanting to eat one

When I lived in the Northern Territory (not a real state of Australia) there was this barn shop place that sold the biggest watermelons, they would spring open when you cut into them. So juicy.

[Jokrik]

A glass of wine every now and than doesn't hurt tp, especially if you live in cool area

anyway, what you want is not that satay one
you either want the original or the "Green Sambal" or "Cabai Hijau" , it's basically green chilli sauce, not spicy but it's so good
oh and add a bit of Japanese Mayo

[bocahgundul]

You can quit drinking but you can't never quit eating watermelon.
Good luck on the healthy lifestyle tp. You like Indomie!? I can send you some special flavour for you

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****ing birds man

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No one hates watermelon right? that **** is like drug you keep wanting to eat one

When I lived in the Northern Territory (not a real state of Australia) there was this barn shop place that sold the biggest watermelons, they would spring open when you cut into them. So juicy.

Damn I really wanted some really juicy and big watermelon

[fanpeople]

Damn I really wanted some really juicy and big watermelon

It was very hill billy.

[bocahgundul]

Damn I really wanted some really juicy and big watermelon

It was very hill billy.

So when you eat this watermelon you immediately bang your sister or cousin? 

[Halverson]

Don't do it TP, quitting is bad, it's weak. Just slow down and drink when it's needed.

[fanpeople]

Damn I really wanted some really juicy and big watermelon

It was very hill billy.

So when you eat this watermelon you immediately bang your sister or cousin? 

I'll never tell

[bocahgundul]

Damn I really wanted some really juicy and big watermelon

It was very hill billy.

So when you eat this watermelon you immediately bang your sister or cousin? 

I'll never tell

hehehe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[heedpantsnow]

Tp4, be careful, my grammer teacher in China was once taken out by a few rolling watermelons.  Watch your back.

[tp4tissue]

You can quit drinking but you can't never quit eating watermelon.
Good luck on the healthy lifestyle tp. You like Indomie!? I can send you some special flavour for you

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****ing birds man

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I tried feeding watermelon a wild dog around here..  they won't even eat it..

[tp4tissue]

I'm just not young anymore guys.. 

I feel noticably "sick"  after a night of drinking.... Even though I've carefully hydrated throughout the night..

[inanis]

I support this, TP. People seem to think you won't be you if you take away the alcohol. But, really you'll just be exactly as random. It's just kinda who you are.

Detox 2016!

[whmeltonjr]

I'm just not young anymore guys.. 

I feel noticably "sick"  after a night of drinking.... Even though I've carefully hydrated throughout the night..

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Drink less? You don't have to get drunk every time you drink.

[katushkin]

No one hates watermelon right? that **** is like drug you keep wanting to eat one

I don't like watermelon...

I will be sad to see you quit drinking tp. But I guess it's good for you.

Still, I don't know how long this will last...

[heedpantsnow]

I'm just not young anymore guys.. 

I feel noticably "sick"  after a night of drinking.... Even though I've carefully hydrated throughout the night..

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Drink less? You don't have to get drunk every time you drink.

This is the problem with living in China, and what I was initially worried about tp.  It's virtually impossible to drink in moderation there, because getting drunk together is such a big part of the business world there.

[bocahgundul]

No one hates watermelon right? that **** is like drug you keep wanting to eat one

I don't like watermelon...

I will be sad to see you quit drinking tp. But I guess it's good for you.

Still, I don't know how long this will last...

Y U NO LIKE THAT JUICY FRUIT!?
TOO HILL BILLY FOR YE?

[tp4tissue]

No one hates watermelon right? that **** is like drug you keep wanting to eat one

I don't like watermelon...

I will be sad to see you quit drinking tp. But I guess it's good for you.

Still, I don't know how long this will last...

Day 1,

[HoffmanMyster]

I don't know how to feel about this.

[rowdy]

[swimmingbird]

tp gonna get ripped

[fanpeople]

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This pleases my OCD..... but hurts my common sense.

[tp4tissue]

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This pleases my OCD..... but hurts my common sense.

He's just lucky there was an even number of seeds..

Otherwise, you'd have to arrange them in a giant circle, which is much harder to perfect with laying down pencil lines.

[henz]

Tp4 starts drinking 2016. Its like one of those "I start going to the gym" resolutions then all of a sudden "I stop going to the gym"


I tried this once more as a social experiment, its sad how many ppl resent you because you are not drinking anymore, and tbh its not that fun going to the pub and only drink coke

If you sit at home everyday/night then you might succeed.

[fanpeople]

Tp4 starts drinking 2016. Its like one of those "I start going to the gym" resolutions then all of a sudden "I stop going to the gym"


I tried this once more as a social experiment, its sad how many ppl resent you because you are not drinking anymore, and tbh its not that fun going to the pub and only drink coke

If you sit at home everyday/night then you might succeed.

I have/had a friend(dont live there any more) who didn't drink or drug, but got off on watching other people do it and make fools of themselves. Was super good as a designated driver but would encourage you to drink really badly whilst not doing it himself.

Was a weird situation, the worst is when you say your going to bed/home because you feel sick or tired and they pester you to stay up/out. I get the urge to start punching people who continuously hassle you to do something you dont want to. Not that I use violence, I just do what I want ie go to bed and don't try to convince people that I should be allowed to go home/bed.

[rowdy]

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This pleases my OCD..... but hurts my common sense.

He's just lucky there was an even number of seeds..

Otherwise, you'd have to arrange them in a giant circle, which is much harder to perfect with laying down pencil lines.

tp4's sobriety has lost him the ability to count.

There is an odd number of seeds.

[JonnyPolygon]

Good luck mate. Take up bodybuilding, srs helped me

[tp4tissue]

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This pleases my OCD..... but hurts my common sense.

He's just lucky there was an even number of seeds..

Otherwise, you'd have to arrange them in a giant circle, which is much harder to perfect with laying down pencil lines.

tp4's sobriety has lost him the ability to count.

There is an odd number of seeds.

I mean't non-prime... silly me..  I have this thing in the back of my head that thinks all non-prime numbers are odd numbers.

[tp4tissue]

Day 2:

[azhdar]

What about drinking carefully?

[swimmingbird]

What about drinking carefully?

abstinence is easier than moderation