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Title: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 06 April 2016, 22:05:49: But it's has too much salt..

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Solutions ?

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Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: katushkin on Wed, 06 April 2016, 23:14:20: Drink more water.

Exercise.

Ham is awesome. Don't compromise on ham.
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: KatzenKinder on Wed, 06 April 2016, 23:17:40: put the ham in ur ramen

i do it

more salt in salty ramen broth
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 07 April 2016, 00:14:55: This is the ****: http://www.jamon.com/iberico.html (http://www.jamon.com/iberico.html)

It will absolutely spoil you for life. Worth the import fees to be sure if you value exceptional quality foods. :eek: :-* :p :blank: ;D :thumb:
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: rurushu on Thu, 07 April 2016, 00:40:10: what Ham I been doing all this time.....

should ham been eating ham....
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 07 April 2016, 01:11:08: eat turkey otherwise enjoy being salty
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: jaffers on Thu, 07 April 2016, 01:26:09: Ham isn't that salty... From what I have experienced, try getting different ham?
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 07 April 2016, 01:38:19: Quote from: jaffers on Thu, 07 April 2016, 01:26:09
Ham isn't that salty... From what I have experienced, try getting different ham?

Well cheap 'ham' is salty.
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: beehatch on Thu, 07 April 2016, 01:42:09: Quote from: jaffers on Thu, 07 April 2016, 01:26:09
Ham isn't that salty... From what I have experienced, try getting different ham?

Even if you don't taste "salt" if you look on the back that sodium amount is usually pretty wild
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: rurushu on Thu, 07 April 2016, 05:54:17: can try smoked ones?
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 07 April 2016, 06:46:42: Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 07 April 2016, 00:14:55
This is the ****: http://www.jamon.com/iberico.html (http://www.jamon.com/iberico.html)

It will absolutely spoil you for life. Worth the import fees to be sure if you value exceptional quality foods. :eek: :-* :p :blank: ;D :thumb:

Lest we forget Tp4 = Poor. (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/wet-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862524)

$30 for 4 oz..

well, at least the Logitech G502 is 121g for $60,

So it's cheaper than that by weight..
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 06:47:20: Kill pig.

Eat pig.

No salt.
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 07 April 2016, 06:50:42: Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 06:47:20
Kill pig.

Eat pig.

No salt.

I have a fear of making pork chops, I am terrified that it might come out too dry or too raw (giving me trichinosis)
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 07 April 2016, 06:57:25: (http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160407/cd094bcfdedc4fadf358dc948b3144cd.jpg)

I like grilled ham. It wasn't salty at all. But it didn't come from the store either.
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: bocahgundul on Thu, 07 April 2016, 07:00:34: have u tried soaking em in watermelon juice? cause I hear that its goin to remove the salt flavor
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: bazh on Thu, 07 April 2016, 07:13:09: Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 07 April 2016, 06:50:42
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 06:47:20
Kill pig.

Eat pig.

No salt.

I have a fear of making pork chops, I am terrified that it might come out too dry or too raw (giving me trichinosis)

well you'll need some fails to find your perfect recipes anyway
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: xtrafrood on Thu, 07 April 2016, 09:10:49: Find a thermometer you trust and pork chops will be yours for the taking
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: Dreamre on Thu, 07 April 2016, 09:16:41: Pork belly with lettuce wraps... :).
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: iLLucionist on Thu, 07 April 2016, 09:40:30: I put it in my pasta recipe.. or bacon depending on the mood I am in. In dutch, we call it "hamblokjes" or "baconreepjes".. "ham squares" or "bacon slices".
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 07:13:42: I've read and seen on them cooking shows that in the good ol' USA it is pretty safe to eat a lil under-done farm-raised pork.

Don't be scared to pork chop. Or dig a huge ****ing pit in your yard, make a giant fire, let it burn down to coals, drop a big ol' oinker in the bottom and bury it. Must drink ****ty beer the ENTIRE time it cooks, though.
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: dgneo on Fri, 08 April 2016, 07:15:42: Quote from: Dreamre on Thu, 07 April 2016, 09:16:41
Pork belly with lettuce wraps... :).

Second pork belly, so damn good!

An alternative:
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Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 07:18:05: tp should definitely party on a boat in Jers with a good ol' rum ham, too.

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Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: dgneo on Fri, 08 April 2016, 07:19:14: Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 07:18:05
tp should definitely party on a boat in Jers with a good ol' rum ham, too.

Show Image
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rum ham best ham
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: absyrd on Fri, 08 April 2016, 07:20:45: (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a3/c0/30/a3c03029d6851942ff28e88ed6d1a1e2.jpg)
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: LXXXIX on Fri, 08 April 2016, 17:56:20: Forget ham it's all about roast beef baby!
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 08 April 2016, 17:59:29: Quote from: LXXXIX on Fri, 08 April 2016, 17:56:20
Forget ham it's all about roast beef baby!

roast beef is good.. but not always.... sometimes it's just too dry.. ham is almost always solid.
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: xtrafrood on Fri, 08 April 2016, 18:40:53: Quote from: LXXXIX on Fri, 08 April 2016, 17:56:20
Forget ham it's all about roast beef baby!

+1 roast beef wizardry
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: LXXXIX on Sat, 09 April 2016, 06:41:10: Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 08 April 2016, 17:59:29
Quote from: LXXXIX on Fri, 08 April 2016, 17:56:20
Forget ham it's all about roast beef baby!

roast beef is good.. but not always.... sometimes it's just too dry.. ham is almost always solid.

Where are you getting you deli meat from? Sounds like you should stop going there if they have bad ham and dry roast beef.
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: iLLucionist on Sat, 09 April 2016, 06:54:02: What about dem fried chicken? Any love for fried chicken with crunchy crust? Aww yeah. How does that compare to ham?
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: xtrafrood on Sat, 09 April 2016, 08:22:28: Quote from: iLLucionist on Sat, 09 April 2016, 06:54:02
What about dem fried chicken? Any love for fried chicken with crunchy crust? Aww yeah. How does that compare to ham?

I ate some fried chicken a few days ago and it almost made me sick. I like wings but I can't do deep fried chicken :-[
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: iLLucionist on Sat, 09 April 2016, 08:25:32: Quote from: csmertx on Sat, 09 April 2016, 08:22:28
Quote from: iLLucionist on Sat, 09 April 2016, 06:54:02
What about dem fried chicken? Any love for fried chicken with crunchy crust? Aww yeah. How does that compare to ham?

I ate some fried chicken a few days ago and it almost made me sick. I like wings but I can't do deep fried chicken :-[

Wings are tasty yum.
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: fohat.digs on Sat, 09 April 2016, 19:02:39: Real ham is country ham.

What places like the Cracker Barrel restaurant sell as "country ham" is just the common crap city version.

Real country ham (not found north of the Mason-Dixon line) is vaguely like prosciutto but far better.
Title: Re: I'd like to eat m0ar Ham...
Post by: xtrafrood on Sat, 09 April 2016, 19:07:56: Quote from: fohat.digs on Sat, 09 April 2016, 19:02:39
Real ham is country ham.

What places like the Cracker Barrel restaurant sell as "country ham" is just the common crap city version.

Real country ham (not found north of the Mason-Dixon line) is vaguely like prosciutto but far better.

I've had game ham only once but it was flippin' delicious. Light brown raw, dark brown (almost the color of roast beef!) after it was cooked :eek: