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Title: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 25 May 2016, 23:44:00
(http://img.emoticonplus.com/ysvXF.gif)


Gonna have to take dieting more seriously...


Ugh.. it's getting really hot, and so much sweating..  (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/wet-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862524)
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: Halverson on Wed, 25 May 2016, 23:46:01
TP is becoming the shape of a tissue roll


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Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: beehatch on Wed, 25 May 2016, 23:49:31
how can you get fat on a diet of watermelon and girls
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: jaffers on Wed, 25 May 2016, 23:55:56
how can you get fat on a diet of watermelon and girls

He eats the girls after he is done with them
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 25 May 2016, 23:57:41
how can you get fat on a diet of watermelon and girls

He eats the girls after he is done with them

Too dark Jaffers,  Too dark...


Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Wed, 25 May 2016, 23:58:08
Keep in mind people..  Tp4 = Chairman of Geekhack #Ronery4ever
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: jaffers on Wed, 25 May 2016, 23:59:26
how can you get fat on a diet of watermelon and girls

He eats the girls after he is done with them

Too dark Jaffers,  Too dark...


Hey you didn't deny it
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: phosphoric on Thu, 26 May 2016, 00:11:52
i find that jerking off regularly is enough exercise to keep me pretty slim
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 26 May 2016, 00:21:01
i find that jerking off regularly is enough exercise to keep me pretty slim

This is bad for one's health..

Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: muon on Thu, 26 May 2016, 00:32:44
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: phosphoric on Thu, 26 May 2016, 00:34:58
i find that jerking off regularly is enough exercise to keep me pretty slim

This is bad for one's health..

Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..
why is this bad for your health? I've never heard this before
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: rurushu on Thu, 26 May 2016, 00:49:40

Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..

Are Christians not allowed to fap?

If they fap, a puppy is sent to the heaven?
Please don't kill puppies, puppies are good...   :(
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 26 May 2016, 01:14:19

Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..

Are Christians not allowed to fap?

If they fap, a puppy is sent to the heaven?
Please don't kill puppies, puppies are good...   :(

Christians are definitely not allowed to fap..   Notice those very large christian families..
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: rurushu on Thu, 26 May 2016, 01:20:03

Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..

Are Christians not allowed to fap?

If they fap, a puppy is sent to the heaven?
Please don't kill puppies, puppies are good...   :(

Christians are definitely not allowed to fap..   Notice those very large christian families..

Hmm.... I think not every Christians follow this strictly, because hmm....
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 26 May 2016, 01:27:35

Just checked out their site..

It seems the highest calories exercise is calculated at 50calories/ 10 minutes..

You can burn 120 calories cycling for 10 minutes..

I don't think sex-ercise is time efficient..
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: chyros on Thu, 26 May 2016, 02:23:33

Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..

Are Christians not allowed to fap?

If they fap, a puppy is sent to the heaven?
Please don't kill puppies, puppies are good...   :(

Christians are definitely not allowed to fap..   Notice those very large christian families..

Hmm.... I think not every Christians follow this strictly, because hmm....
It's true, every sperm is sacred. This is why most Americans are circumcised; your ancestors thought it would stop you from masturbating. No joke!
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: Air tree on Thu, 26 May 2016, 04:47:02

Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..

Are Christians not allowed to fap?

If they fap, a puppy is sent to the heaven?
Please don't kill puppies, puppies are good...   :(

Christians are definitely not allowed to fap..   Notice those very large christian families..

Hmm.... I think not every Christians follow this strictly, because hmm....
It's true, every sperm is sacred. This is why most Americans are circumcised; your ancestors thought it would stop you from masturbating. No joke!
Circumcision isn't going to stop me from masturbating, they'll have to try harder than that.  :))


Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: chyros on Thu, 26 May 2016, 06:12:04

Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..

Are Christians not allowed to fap?

If they fap, a puppy is sent to the heaven?
Please don't kill puppies, puppies are good...   :(

Christians are definitely not allowed to fap..   Notice those very large christian families..

Hmm.... I think not every Christians follow this strictly, because hmm....
It's true, every sperm is sacred. This is why most Americans are circumcised; your ancestors thought it would stop you from masturbating. No joke!
Circumcision isn't going to stop me from masturbating, they'll have to try harder than that.  :))
Of course it won't, but that's why they mutilated your genitals when you were young xD .
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 26 May 2016, 06:14:53
Of course it won't, but that's why they mutilated your genitals when you were young xD .

Stop scaring children..


Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: MOZ on Thu, 26 May 2016, 07:22:56
It's the ramen
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 26 May 2016, 07:34:22
It's the ramen

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/nonono-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862513)
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 26 May 2016, 11:21:11
Just sat on my calculator..

Broke calculator.. won't turn on no more..  (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/dying-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862500)
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 26 May 2016, 11:29:04
Wuuhah, finally turned on the AC..  feels good..  was getting near impossible to use my standing computer station..  leg sweat running down to my ankles..

(http://img.emoticonplus.com/FgQSc.gif)
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: Moistgun on Thu, 26 May 2016, 11:40:25
It's the ramen

The ramen is just increasing blood pressure, which is increasing stress, which is increasing guilt, which is increasing attention to bellyfat.
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 26 May 2016, 11:42:08
It's the ramen

The ramen is just increasing blood pressure, which is increasing stress, which is increasing guilt, which is increasing attention to bellyfat.

So ur saying.. I have psychosomatic fat ?


Does this mean I could eat more or less Ramen. 
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: Moistgun on Thu, 26 May 2016, 11:43:24
It's the ramen

The ramen is just increasing blood pressure, which is increasing stress, which is increasing guilt, which is increasing attention to bellyfat.

So ur saying.. I have psychosomatic fat ?


Does this mean I could eat more or less Ramen.
Probably wanna eat equal quantities of Ramen with half the amount of packet contents.

Sent from my local payphone

Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 26 May 2016, 12:46:00
Son, you don't even know what fat is.
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: appleonama on Thu, 26 May 2016, 12:50:46
Wuuhah, finally turned on the AC..  feels good..  was getting near impossible to use my standing computer station..  leg sweat running down to my ankles..

Show Image
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That is gross

Day 4 of running for me. Hoping I keep it up this time. Legs are slowly falling off.
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: Coreda on Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:05:42
I always picture tp skinny.
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: dante on Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:19:04
Son, you don't even know what fat is.

^ This.  Fat is when you have to manipulate your fat ass in a public rest room so it doesn't sound like you are killing a pig when crapping.
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: appleonama on Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:30:00
I always picture tp skinny.


The fellow who eats ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:38:13
I always picture tp skinny.


The fellow who eats ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/lol1-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862512)

Tp4 was skinny years ago... quite a good looking chap.....
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: drewba on Thu, 26 May 2016, 14:58:50
Everytime you start a new thread, do 10 pushups, 10 pullups, 30 squats. Then punch yourself in the face and manage your diet.  :llama:
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: fohat.digs on Thu, 26 May 2016, 15:38:02

why is this bad for your health? I've never heard this before


My political signature from a few weeks ago addressed the legal implications:

"Ted Cruz, then the Texas solicitor general, ferociously defended the state's law barring the sale of dildos.

The brief insisted that Texas in order to protect "public morals" had "police-power interests" in "discouraging prurient interests in sexual gratification, combating the commercial sale of sex, and protecting minors." There was a "government" interest, it maintained, in "discouraging .... autonomous sex." The brief compared the use of sex toys with "hiring a willing prostitute or engaging in consensual bigamy," and it equated advertising these products with the commercial promotion of prostitution.

In perhaps the most noticeable line of the brief, Cruz's office declared, "There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship."


Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: xtrafrood on Thu, 26 May 2016, 15:53:32
I love how this post went from being fat to circumcision :-X

Get the whole grain ramen damn. No need to quit ramen
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: dante on Thu, 26 May 2016, 15:56:17
Sodium is still wicked, but the calories are nice and low:

http://inspiralized.com/2015/11/09/spiralized-vegan-ramen-soup-with-zucchini-noodles/
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: rurushu on Thu, 26 May 2016, 23:54:49
I love how this post went from being fat to circumcision :-X

Get the whole grain ramen damn. No need to quit ramen
It is neigh possible for Tp to quit ramen.
His love and addiction towards ramen is beyond any therapy can help
Kind of reminds me of the story of a guy who only eats cereal with milk, nothing more.
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: demik on Fri, 27 May 2016, 02:46:27
i find that jerking off regularly is enough exercise to keep me pretty slim

This is bad for one's health..

Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..
I'm confused. Is God going to kill a puppy if I turn Christian or what? Man Christians are *******s if true.
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: chyros on Fri, 27 May 2016, 02:46:46

why is this bad for your health? I've never heard this before


My political signature from a few weeks ago addressed the legal implications:

"Ted Cruz, then the Texas solicitor general, ferociously defended the state's law barring the sale of dildos.

The brief insisted that Texas in order to protect "public morals" had "police-power interests" in "discouraging prurient interests in sexual gratification, combating the commercial sale of sex, and protecting minors." There was a "government" interest, it maintained, in "discouraging .... autonomous sex." The brief compared the use of sex toys with "hiring a willing prostitute or engaging in consensual bigamy," and it equated advertising these products with the commercial promotion of prostitution.

In perhaps the most noticeable line of the brief, Cruz's office declared, "There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes  unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship."

REALLY?!?! XD
That's absolutely hilarious :)) .
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: MOZ on Fri, 27 May 2016, 03:47:15
Sodium is still wicked, but the calories are nice and low:

http://inspiralized.com/2015/11/09/spiralized-vegan-ramen-soup-with-zucchini-noodles/
This is better than the whole grain ramen or standard ramen which have plenty of carbs.
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 27 May 2016, 03:52:26
Sodium is still wicked, but the calories are nice and low:

http://inspiralized.com/2015/11/09/spiralized-vegan-ramen-soup-with-zucchini-noodles/
This is better than the whole grain ramen or standard ramen which have plenty of carbs.


You guys are making Ramen too expensive..

How will Tp4 affords the New Titan X ... 
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: MOZ on Fri, 27 May 2016, 05:41:40
Oh yeah, the reason you eat Ramen in the first place is because it's cheap. Sorry, ignore me. :P
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: rurushu on Fri, 27 May 2016, 05:52:21
Sodium is still wicked, but the calories are nice and low:

http://inspiralized.com/2015/11/09/spiralized-vegan-ramen-soup-with-zucchini-noodles/
This is better than the whole grain ramen or standard ramen which have plenty of carbs.


You guys are making Ramen too expensive..

How will Tp4 affords the New Titan X ...

Tp, you eating ramen not because you like them, but because you are saving up for things you wanna buy??  :eek:

Looks like I am wrong this whole time...
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 27 May 2016, 05:59:44
Sodium is still wicked, but the calories are nice and low:

http://inspiralized.com/2015/11/09/spiralized-vegan-ramen-soup-with-zucchini-noodles/
This is better than the whole grain ramen or standard ramen which have plenty of carbs.


You guys are making Ramen too expensive..

How will Tp4 affords the New Titan X ...

Tp, you eating ramen not because you like them, but because you are saving up for things you wanna buy??  :eek:

Looks like I am wrong this whole time...

Well, in this case it's both..

But also yes, it is the least expensive delicacy.   (http://s4.postimage.org/1gbhy4x2c/th_22.gif)
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: rurushu on Fri, 27 May 2016, 06:14:06
Sodium is still wicked, but the calories are nice and low:

http://inspiralized.com/2015/11/09/spiralized-vegan-ramen-soup-with-zucchini-noodles/
This is better than the whole grain ramen or standard ramen which have plenty of carbs.


You guys are making Ramen too expensive..

How will Tp4 affords the New Titan X ...

Tp, you eating ramen not because you like them, but because you are saving up for things you wanna buy??  :eek:

Looks like I am wrong this whole time...

Well, in this case it's both..

But also yes, it is the least expensive delicacy.

Hmm.... then it is good to have favourite food which is inexpensive, imagine those who had a penchant for good food, can kiss their $$ goodbye.
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: fohat.digs on Fri, 27 May 2016, 09:35:03

In perhaps the most noticeable line of the brief, Cruz's office declared, "There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes  unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship."


REALLY?!?! XD
That's absolutely hilarious .


Yep, Ted Cruz was a gem.

He was the 2nd-best presidential hopeful that the GOP could offer up, out of all the 300M+ of us Americans to choose from.
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: chyros on Fri, 27 May 2016, 09:42:08

In perhaps the most noticeable line of the brief, Cruz's office declared, "There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes  unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship."


REALLY?!?! XD
That's absolutely hilarious .


Yep, Ted Cruz was a gem.

He was the 2nd-best presidential hopeful that the GOP could offer up, out of all the 300M+ of us Americans to choose from.
Oh dear, and to think they get into office regularly, I fear for you guys xD .
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 27 May 2016, 10:11:31

Hmm.... then it is good to have favourite food which is inexpensive, imagine those who had a penchant for good food, can kiss their $$ goodbye.

It really depends on the level of pleasure..   I 've yet to find anything that gives me the same  FEELING as eating ramen..  Everything else is just meh...   
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: dante on Fri, 27 May 2016, 10:21:06
tp4, give this a go:

Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 27 May 2016, 11:44:18
tp4, give this a go:


Is that -raw- zucchini ? I didn't know you can eat zucchini raw..
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: kenmai9 on Fri, 27 May 2016, 11:48:24
run sum mo
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 27 May 2016, 11:51:45
run sum mo

弄 wha.. ?   什么 ?
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: kenmai9 on Fri, 27 May 2016, 11:52:26
sorry i meant

dim sum mo
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 27 May 2016, 12:01:01
sorry i meant

dim sum mo

Awh man,  dimsum..   I think it was senior year of highschool.  I was eating $80 of dimsum every weekend by myself..  (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed2-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)


I mean,  you could tell the #Ronery has already began its infection through Tp4's bones..
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: kenmai9 on Fri, 27 May 2016, 12:02:38
sorry i meant

dim sum mo

Awh man,  dimsum..   I think it was senior year of highschool.  I was eating $80 of dimsum every weekend by myself.. 
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I mean,  you could tell the #Ronery has already began its infection through Tp4's bones..

$80!? wowzers hahaha. what'd you order? idk if i could eat $80 worth of shu mai and hacao (i have no idea how to spell these) and chicken feet. that's all i really get. and that one rice paper shrimp thingy
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: pwade3 on Fri, 27 May 2016, 12:07:55
Start lifting if you don't already.

Think of the hunnies who love muscles.
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 27 May 2016, 12:18:39
sorry i meant

dim sum mo

Awh man,  dimsum..   I think it was senior year of highschool.  I was eating $80 of dimsum every weekend by myself.. 
Show Image
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I mean,  you could tell the #Ronery has already began its infection through Tp4's bones..

$80!? wowzers hahaha. what'd you order? idk if i could eat $80 worth of shu mai and hacao (i have no idea how to spell these) and chicken feet. that's all i really get. and that one rice paper shrimp thingy

I ran track back then,  so very good appetite.. 

Shrimp dumplings,  shao-mai, spring roll, bitter-melon beef ball,  beancurd shrimp roll, pumpkin fries, mango pudding, egg tart,  custard bun, lotus leaf sticky rice, chicken feet cold, chicken feet steamed,

Basically $80 
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: appleonama on Fri, 27 May 2016, 12:24:12
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 27 May 2016, 12:35:09
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.

hrrrrmmmmmmmm...   so you're saying I'm drowning my #sado  with food..

Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: appleonama on Fri, 27 May 2016, 12:35:34
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.

hrrrrmmmmmmmm...   so you're saying I'm drowning my #sado  with food..

what else could I be implying?
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 27 May 2016, 12:39:54
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.

hrrrrmmmmmmmm...   so you're saying I'm drowning my #sado  with food..

what else could I be implying?

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bleeding-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862492)
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: appleonama on Fri, 27 May 2016, 13:11:29
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.

hrrrrmmmmmmmm...   so you're saying I'm drowning my #sado  with food..

what else could I be implying?

Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bleeding-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862492)


That can also apply
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: drewba on Fri, 27 May 2016, 13:13:04
I ran track back then,  so very good appetite.. 

Shrimp dumplings,  shao-mai, spring roll, bitter-melon beef ball,  beancurd shrimp roll, pumpkin fries, mango pudding, egg tart,  custard bun, lotus leaf sticky rice, chicken feet cold, chicken feet steamed,

Basically $80

Those prices tho. In Chicago's Chinatown you can eat bao until you're sick and take 1 meals worth of leftovers home for $30-35
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 27 May 2016, 13:19:37
I ran track back then,  so very good appetite.. 

Shrimp dumplings,  shao-mai, spring roll, bitter-melon beef ball,  beancurd shrimp roll, pumpkin fries, mango pudding, egg tart,  custard bun, lotus leaf sticky rice, chicken feet cold, chicken feet steamed,

Basically $80

Those prices tho. In Chicago's Chinatown you can eat bao until you're sick and take 1 meals worth of leftovers home for $30-35

yea but why would you want to eat  so much Bao..  Bao is like.. .fundamentally the cheapest menu item, cuz it's just flour and very little meat.. and for bao, they use the fat pork, which is even cheaper..

Still. I like Bao... it's just not a priority..
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: drewba on Fri, 27 May 2016, 13:26:35


Those prices tho. In Chicago's Chinatown you can eat bao until you're sick and take 1 meals worth of leftovers home for $30-35

yea but why would you want to eat  so much Bao..  Bao is like.. .fundamentally the cheapest menu item, cuz it's just flour and very little meat.. and for bao, they use the fat pork, which is even cheaper..

Still. I like Bao... it's just not a priority..

I am a sucker for bao. When we do dimsum we eat everything but I generally double up on pork & egg custard buns.
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 27 May 2016, 13:33:11


Those prices tho. In Chicago's Chinatown you can eat bao until you're sick and take 1 meals worth of leftovers home for $30-35

yea but why would you want to eat  so much Bao..  Bao is like.. .fundamentally the cheapest menu item, cuz it's just flour and very little meat.. and for bao, they use the fat pork, which is even cheaper..

Still. I like Bao... it's just not a priority..

I am a sucker for bao. When we do dimsum we eat everything but I generally double up on pork & egg custard buns.

If I'm doing Bao,  I do it at the very end..  otherwise, I feel full right away..

Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: C5Allroad on Fri, 27 May 2016, 17:44:13
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.
I think a female version of tp would solve this.
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 27 May 2016, 20:34:47
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.
I think a female version of tp would solve this.

Negatory,

/does not xists.. (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bird-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862491)
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: zcmy on Fri, 27 May 2016, 21:23:48
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.
I think a female version of tp would solve this.

Negatory,

/does not xists..
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bird-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862491)


/does not xists...yet.

FTFY
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 27 May 2016, 21:31:04
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.
I think a female version of tp would solve this.

Negatory,

/does not xists..
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bird-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862491)


/does not xists...yet.

FTFY

I'm already Old.. 

Toooooo Late...



Everyone comes into this world with 14.001 years to wait for their potentially future mate to be born..   


Tp4 is out of time..

It's #Ronery4ever  for Tp

Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 27 May 2016, 23:48:54
Unsalted potato chips ?

Wha...................

O...mm.. g...

(http://www.wisesnacks.com/media/59210/unsalted_no_wt_1.png)
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: xtrafrood on Sat, 28 May 2016, 01:03:35
Unsalted potato chips ?

Wha...................

O...mm.. g...

Show Image
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AND 10% Vitamin C
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 28 May 2016, 01:07:58
Unsalted potato chips ?

Wha...................

O...mm.. g...

Show Image
(http://www.wisesnacks.com/media/59210/unsalted_no_wt_1.png)


AND 10% Vitamin C

Yes.. Of course..   I only eat it for the vitamins..  (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/waiting-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862524)
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: chyros on Sat, 28 May 2016, 05:15:45
Unsalted potato chips ?

Wha...................

O...mm.. g...

Show Image
(http://www.wisesnacks.com/media/59210/unsalted_no_wt_1.png)


AND 10% Vitamin C

Yes.. Of course..   I only eat it for the vitamins.. 
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/waiting-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862524)

Seriously, I have to ask, what IS that thing you keep posting?! XD
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 28 May 2016, 06:14:34

Seriously, I have to ask, what IS that thing you keep posting?! XD

It's Onion-Head emoticon.. made by a taiwan artist..

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/126/445/abo.gif)

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/onion-tou
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: chyros on Sat, 28 May 2016, 06:39:03

Seriously, I have to ask, what IS that thing you keep posting?! XD

It's Onion-Head emoticon.. made by a taiwan artist..

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/126/445/abo.gif)

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/onion-tou
[/quote]"anthropomorphic, hyperemotive onion"

Damn, could've fooled me. I'd have thought something that weird would've been Japanese for sure xD .
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: Bigpock on Sat, 28 May 2016, 08:07:01
How fat are we talkin
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 28 May 2016, 09:05:32
How fat are we talkin

Heaviness, the kind you can feel...

On-top of a perpetual cognitive malaise..


(http://img.emoticonplus.com/G7gYC.gif)
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: C5Allroad on Sat, 28 May 2016, 13:17:41
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.
I think a female version of tp would solve this.

Negatory,

/does not xists..
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bird-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862491)

Who knows mang.
Female tp would expose tp to many things and gpus for Christmas

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Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: demik on Sat, 28 May 2016, 13:46:28
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.
I think a female version of tp would solve this.

Negatory,

/does not xists..
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bird-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862491)

Who knows mang.
Female tp would expose tp to many things and gpus for Christmas

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Stop messing with his head.
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 28 May 2016, 13:53:21

Stop messing with his head.

(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/ghost-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862505)
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: NewbieOneKenobi on Sat, 28 May 2016, 14:19:28
Same here, Tissue! I used to be so slim and handsome. Now I'm only handsome.
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: C5Allroad on Sun, 29 May 2016, 01:16:17
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.
I think a female version of tp would solve this.

Negatory,

/does not xists..
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bird-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862491)

Who knows mang.
Female tp would expose tp to many things and gpus for Christmas

Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk



Stop messing with his head.
I'm sorry tp.
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: ThoughtArtist on Sun, 29 May 2016, 01:22:22
Wow, I used to be fat teen (was told I had titties) and get slimmer and more cut then ever going into middle age. All the females love me (only for sex though, since I have no career and am not a workhorse provider). Don't be jell, TP.
Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 29 May 2016, 09:14:38
Wow, I used to be fat teen (was told I had titties) and get slimmer and more cut then ever going into middle age. All the females love me (only for sex though, since I have no career and am not a workhorse provider). Don't be jell, TP.

Tp4 had many female xperiences throughout college..   

(http://img.emoticonplus.com/JVWm8.gif)



But I am old now..  and I wake up with no novelty on the horizon.. 




Title: Re: I'm getting too fat...
Post by: NewbieOneKenobi on Sun, 29 May 2016, 09:43:13
Wow, I used to be fat teen (was told I had titties) and get slimmer and more cut then ever going into middle age. All the females love me (only for sex though, since I have no career and am not a workhorse provider). Don't be jell, TP.

That was kinda the case with me until I started gaining weight again, eventually, later in my twenties.