how can you get fat on a diet of watermelon and girls
how can you get fat on a diet of watermelon and girls
He eats the girls after he is done with them
how can you get fat on a diet of watermelon and girls
He eats the girls after he is done with them
Too dark Jaffers, Too dark...
i find that jerking off regularly is enough exercise to keep me pretty slim
why is this bad for your health? I've never heard this beforei find that jerking off regularly is enough exercise to keep me pretty slim
This is bad for one's health..
Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..
Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..
Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..
Are Christians not allowed to fap?
If they fap, a puppy is sent to the heaven?
Please don't kill puppies, puppies are good... :(
Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..
Are Christians not allowed to fap?
If they fap, a puppy is sent to the heaven?
Please don't kill puppies, puppies are good... :(
Christians are definitely not allowed to fap.. Notice those very large christian families..
It's true, every sperm is sacred. This is why most Americans are circumcised; your ancestors thought it would stop you from masturbating. No joke!
Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..
Are Christians not allowed to fap?
If they fap, a puppy is sent to the heaven?
Please don't kill puppies, puppies are good... :(
Christians are definitely not allowed to fap.. Notice those very large christian families..
Hmm.... I think not every Christians follow this strictly, because hmm....
Circumcision isn't going to stop me from masturbating, they'll have to try harder than that. :))It's true, every sperm is sacred. This is why most Americans are circumcised; your ancestors thought it would stop you from masturbating. No joke!
Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..
Are Christians not allowed to fap?
If they fap, a puppy is sent to the heaven?
Please don't kill puppies, puppies are good... :(
Christians are definitely not allowed to fap.. Notice those very large christian families..
Hmm.... I think not every Christians follow this strictly, because hmm....
Of course it won't, but that's why they mutilated your genitals when you were young xD .Circumcision isn't going to stop me from masturbating, they'll have to try harder than that. :))It's true, every sperm is sacred. This is why most Americans are circumcised; your ancestors thought it would stop you from masturbating. No joke!
Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..
Are Christians not allowed to fap?
If they fap, a puppy is sent to the heaven?
Please don't kill puppies, puppies are good... :(
Christians are definitely not allowed to fap.. Notice those very large christian families..
Hmm.... I think not every Christians follow this strictly, because hmm....
Of course it won't, but that's why they mutilated your genitals when you were young xD .
It's the ramen
It's the ramen
It's the ramen
The ramen is just increasing blood pressure, which is increasing stress, which is increasing guilt, which is increasing attention to bellyfat.
Probably wanna eat equal quantities of Ramen with half the amount of packet contents.It's the ramen
The ramen is just increasing blood pressure, which is increasing stress, which is increasing guilt, which is increasing attention to bellyfat.
So ur saying.. I have psychosomatic fat ?
Does this mean I could eat more or less Ramen.
Wuuhah, finally turned on the AC.. feels good.. was getting near impossible to use my standing computer station.. leg sweat running down to my ankles..That is grossShow Image(http://img.emoticonplus.com/FgQSc.gif)
Son, you don't even know what fat is.
I always picture tp skinny.
I always picture tp skinny.
The fellow who eats ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
why is this bad for your health? I've never heard this before
I love how this post went from being fat to circumcision :-XIt is neigh possible for Tp to quit ramen.
Get the whole grain ramen damn. No need to quit ramen
I'm confused. Is God going to kill a puppy if I turn Christian or what? Man Christians are *******s if true.i find that jerking off regularly is enough exercise to keep me pretty slim
This is bad for one's health..
Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..
REALLY?!?! XD
why is this bad for your health? I've never heard this before
My political signature from a few weeks ago addressed the legal implications:
"Ted Cruz, then the Texas solicitor general, ferociously defended the state's law barring the sale of dildos.
The brief insisted that Texas in order to protect "public morals" had "police-power interests" in "discouraging prurient interests in sexual gratification, combating the commercial sale of sex, and protecting minors." There was a "government" interest, it maintained, in "discouraging .... autonomous sex." The brief compared the use of sex toys with "hiring a willing prostitute or engaging in consensual bigamy," and it equated advertising these products with the commercial promotion of prostitution.
In perhaps the most noticeable line of the brief, Cruz's office declared, "There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship."
Sodium is still wicked, but the calories are nice and low:This is better than the whole grain ramen or standard ramen which have plenty of carbs.
http://inspiralized.com/2015/11/09/spiralized-vegan-ramen-soup-with-zucchini-noodles/
Sodium is still wicked, but the calories are nice and low:This is better than the whole grain ramen or standard ramen which have plenty of carbs.
http://inspiralized.com/2015/11/09/spiralized-vegan-ramen-soup-with-zucchini-noodles/
Sodium is still wicked, but the calories are nice and low:This is better than the whole grain ramen or standard ramen which have plenty of carbs.
http://inspiralized.com/2015/11/09/spiralized-vegan-ramen-soup-with-zucchini-noodles/
You guys are making Ramen too expensive..
How will Tp4 affords the New Titan X ...
Sodium is still wicked, but the calories are nice and low:This is better than the whole grain ramen or standard ramen which have plenty of carbs.
http://inspiralized.com/2015/11/09/spiralized-vegan-ramen-soup-with-zucchini-noodles/
You guys are making Ramen too expensive..
How will Tp4 affords the New Titan X ...
Tp, you eating ramen not because you like them, but because you are saving up for things you wanna buy?? :eek:
Looks like I am wrong this whole time...
Sodium is still wicked, but the calories are nice and low:This is better than the whole grain ramen or standard ramen which have plenty of carbs.
http://inspiralized.com/2015/11/09/spiralized-vegan-ramen-soup-with-zucchini-noodles/
You guys are making Ramen too expensive..
How will Tp4 affords the New Titan X ...
Tp, you eating ramen not because you like them, but because you are saving up for things you wanna buy?? :eek:
Looks like I am wrong this whole time...
Well, in this case it's both..
But also yes, it is the least expensive delicacy.
In perhaps the most noticeable line of the brief, Cruz's office declared, "There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship."
REALLY?!?! XD
That's absolutely hilarious .
Oh dear, and to think they get into office regularly, I fear for you guys xD .
In perhaps the most noticeable line of the brief, Cruz's office declared, "There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship."
REALLY?!?! XD
That's absolutely hilarious .
Yep, Ted Cruz was a gem.
He was the 2nd-best presidential hopeful that the GOP could offer up, out of all the 300M+ of us Americans to choose from.
Hmm.... then it is good to have favourite food which is inexpensive, imagine those who had a penchant for good food, can kiss their $$ goodbye.
tp4, give this a go:
run sum mo
sorry i meant
dim sum mo
sorry i meant
dim sum mo
Awh man, dimsum.. I think it was senior year of highschool. I was eating $80 of dimsum every weekend by myself..Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed2-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)
I mean, you could tell the #Ronery has already began its infection through Tp4's bones..
sorry i meant
dim sum mo
Awh man, dimsum.. I think it was senior year of highschool. I was eating $80 of dimsum every weekend by myself..Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed2-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)
I mean, you could tell the #Ronery has already began its infection through Tp4's bones..
$80!? wowzers hahaha. what'd you order? idk if i could eat $80 worth of shu mai and hacao (i have no idea how to spell these) and chicken feet. that's all i really get. and that one rice paper shrimp thingy
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.
hrrrrmmmmmmmm... so you're saying I'm drowning my #sado with food..
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.
hrrrrmmmmmmmm... so you're saying I'm drowning my #sado with food..
what else could I be implying?
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.
hrrrrmmmmmmmm... so you're saying I'm drowning my #sado with food..
what else could I be implying?Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bleeding-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862492)
I ran track back then, so very good appetite..
Shrimp dumplings, shao-mai, spring roll, bitter-melon beef ball, beancurd shrimp roll, pumpkin fries, mango pudding, egg tart, custard bun, lotus leaf sticky rice, chicken feet cold, chicken feet steamed,
Basically $80
I ran track back then, so very good appetite..
Shrimp dumplings, shao-mai, spring roll, bitter-melon beef ball, beancurd shrimp roll, pumpkin fries, mango pudding, egg tart, custard bun, lotus leaf sticky rice, chicken feet cold, chicken feet steamed,
Basically $80
Those prices tho. In Chicago's Chinatown you can eat bao until you're sick and take 1 meals worth of leftovers home for $30-35
Those prices tho. In Chicago's Chinatown you can eat bao until you're sick and take 1 meals worth of leftovers home for $30-35
yea but why would you want to eat so much Bao.. Bao is like.. .fundamentally the cheapest menu item, cuz it's just flour and very little meat.. and for bao, they use the fat pork, which is even cheaper..
Still. I like Bao... it's just not a priority..
Those prices tho. In Chicago's Chinatown you can eat bao until you're sick and take 1 meals worth of leftovers home for $30-35
yea but why would you want to eat so much Bao.. Bao is like.. .fundamentally the cheapest menu item, cuz it's just flour and very little meat.. and for bao, they use the fat pork, which is even cheaper..
Still. I like Bao... it's just not a priority..
I am a sucker for bao. When we do dimsum we eat everything but I generally double up on pork & egg custard buns.
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.I think a female version of tp would solve this.
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.I think a female version of tp would solve this.
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.I think a female version of tp would solve this.
Negatory,
/does not xists..Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bird-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862491)
you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.I think a female version of tp would solve this.
Negatory,
/does not xists..Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bird-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862491)
/does not xists...yet.
FTFY
Unsalted potato chips ?
Wha...................
O...mm.. g...Show Image(http://www.wisesnacks.com/media/59210/unsalted_no_wt_1.png)
Unsalted potato chips ?
Wha...................
O...mm.. g...Show Image(http://www.wisesnacks.com/media/59210/unsalted_no_wt_1.png)
AND 10% Vitamin C
Seriously, I have to ask, what IS that thing you keep posting?! XDUnsalted potato chips ?
Wha...................
O...mm.. g...Show Image(http://www.wisesnacks.com/media/59210/unsalted_no_wt_1.png)
AND 10% Vitamin C
Yes.. Of course.. I only eat it for the vitamins..Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/waiting-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862524)
Seriously, I have to ask, what IS that thing you keep posting?! XD
Seriously, I have to ask, what IS that thing you keep posting?! XD
How fat are we talkin
Who knows mang.you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.I think a female version of tp would solve this.
Negatory,
/does not xists..Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bird-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862491)
Who knows mang.you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.I think a female version of tp would solve this.
Negatory,
/does not xists..Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bird-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862491)
Female tp would expose tp to many things and gpus for Christmas
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Stop messing with his head.
I'm sorry tp.Who knows mang.you know becoming overweight can be a sign of depression. I know a good therapist tp.I think a female version of tp would solve this.
Negatory,
/does not xists..Show Image(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/bird-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862491)
Female tp would expose tp to many things and gpus for Christmas
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Stop messing with his head.
Wow, I used to be fat teen (was told I had titties) and get slimmer and more cut then ever going into middle age. All the females love me (only for sex though, since I have no career and am not a workhorse provider). Don't be jell, TP.
Wow, I used to be fat teen (was told I had titties) and get slimmer and more cut then ever going into middle age. All the females love me (only for sex though, since I have no career and am not a workhorse provider). Don't be jell, TP.