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I'm getting too fat...
« on: Wed, 25 May 2016, 23:44:00 »



Gonna have to take dieting more seriously...


Ugh.. it's getting really hot, and so much sweating.. 

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« Reply #1 on: Wed, 25 May 2016, 23:46:01 »
TP is becoming the shape of a tissue roll


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Re: I'm getting too fat...
« Reply #2 on: Wed, 25 May 2016, 23:49:31 »
how can you get fat on a diet of watermelon and girls

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« Reply #3 on: Wed, 25 May 2016, 23:55:56 »
how can you get fat on a diet of watermelon and girls

He eats the girls after he is done with them

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Re: I'm getting too fat...
« Reply #4 on: Wed, 25 May 2016, 23:57:41 »
how can you get fat on a diet of watermelon and girls

He eats the girls after he is done with them

Too dark Jaffers,  Too dark...



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« Reply #5 on: Wed, 25 May 2016, 23:58:08 »
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Re: I'm getting too fat...
« Reply #6 on: Wed, 25 May 2016, 23:59:26 »
how can you get fat on a diet of watermelon and girls

He eats the girls after he is done with them

Too dark Jaffers,  Too dark...


Hey you didn't deny it

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Re: I'm getting too fat...
« Reply #7 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 00:11:52 »
i find that jerking off regularly is enough exercise to keep me pretty slim
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Re: I'm getting too fat...
« Reply #8 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 00:21:01 »
i find that jerking off regularly is enough exercise to keep me pretty slim

This is bad for one's health..

Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..

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« Reply #10 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 00:34:58 »
i find that jerking off regularly is enough exercise to keep me pretty slim

This is bad for one's health..

Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..
why is this bad for your health? I've never heard this before
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Re: I'm getting too fat...
« Reply #11 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 00:49:40 »

Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..

Are Christians not allowed to fap?

If they fap, a puppy is sent to the heaven?
Please don't kill puppies, puppies are good...   :(

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« Reply #12 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 01:14:19 »

Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..

Are Christians not allowed to fap?

If they fap, a puppy is sent to the heaven?
Please don't kill puppies, puppies are good...   :(

Christians are definitely not allowed to fap..   Notice those very large christian families..

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« Reply #13 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 01:20:03 »

Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..

Are Christians not allowed to fap?

If they fap, a puppy is sent to the heaven?
Please don't kill puppies, puppies are good...   :(

Christians are definitely not allowed to fap..   Notice those very large christian families..

Hmm.... I think not every Christians follow this strictly, because hmm....

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« Reply #14 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 01:27:35 »

Just checked out their site..

It seems the highest calories exercise is calculated at 50calories/ 10 minutes..

You can burn 120 calories cycling for 10 minutes..

I don't think sex-ercise is time efficient..

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Re: I'm getting too fat...
« Reply #15 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 02:23:33 »

Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..

Are Christians not allowed to fap?

If they fap, a puppy is sent to the heaven?
Please don't kill puppies, puppies are good...   :(

Christians are definitely not allowed to fap..   Notice those very large christian families..

Hmm.... I think not every Christians follow this strictly, because hmm....
It's true, every sperm is sacred. This is why most Americans are circumcised; your ancestors thought it would stop you from masturbating. No joke!
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Re: I'm getting too fat...
« Reply #16 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 04:47:02 »

Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..

Are Christians not allowed to fap?

If they fap, a puppy is sent to the heaven?
Please don't kill puppies, puppies are good...   :(

Christians are definitely not allowed to fap..   Notice those very large christian families..

Hmm.... I think not every Christians follow this strictly, because hmm....
It's true, every sperm is sacred. This is why most Americans are circumcised; your ancestors thought it would stop you from masturbating. No joke!
Circumcision isn't going to stop me from masturbating, they'll have to try harder than that.  :))



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Re: I'm getting too fat...
« Reply #17 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 06:12:04 »

Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..

Are Christians not allowed to fap?

If they fap, a puppy is sent to the heaven?
Please don't kill puppies, puppies are good...   :(

Christians are definitely not allowed to fap..   Notice those very large christian families..

Hmm.... I think not every Christians follow this strictly, because hmm....
It's true, every sperm is sacred. This is why most Americans are circumcised; your ancestors thought it would stop you from masturbating. No joke!
Circumcision isn't going to stop me from masturbating, they'll have to try harder than that.  :))
Of course it won't, but that's why they mutilated your genitals when you were young xD .
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« Reply #18 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 06:14:53 »
Of course it won't, but that's why they mutilated your genitals when you were young xD .

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Re: I'm getting too fat...
« Reply #19 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 07:22:56 »
It's the ramen


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« Reply #21 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 11:21:11 »
Just sat on my calculator..

Broke calculator.. won't turn on no more.. 

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Re: I'm getting too fat...
« Reply #22 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 11:29:04 »
Wuuhah, finally turned on the AC..  feels good..  was getting near impossible to use my standing computer station..  leg sweat running down to my ankles..


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« Reply #23 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 11:40:25 »
It's the ramen

The ramen is just increasing blood pressure, which is increasing stress, which is increasing guilt, which is increasing attention to bellyfat.

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« Reply #24 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 11:42:08 »
It's the ramen

The ramen is just increasing blood pressure, which is increasing stress, which is increasing guilt, which is increasing attention to bellyfat.

So ur saying.. I have psychosomatic fat ?


Does this mean I could eat more or less Ramen. 

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« Reply #25 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 11:43:24 »
It's the ramen

The ramen is just increasing blood pressure, which is increasing stress, which is increasing guilt, which is increasing attention to bellyfat.

So ur saying.. I have psychosomatic fat ?


Does this mean I could eat more or less Ramen.
Probably wanna eat equal quantities of Ramen with half the amount of packet contents.

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Re: I'm getting too fat...
« Reply #26 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 12:46:00 »
Son, you don't even know what fat is.

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« Reply #27 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 12:50:46 »
Wuuhah, finally turned on the AC..  feels good..  was getting near impossible to use my standing computer station..  leg sweat running down to my ankles..

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« Reply #28 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:05:42 »
I always picture tp skinny.

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« Reply #29 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:19:04 »
Son, you don't even know what fat is.

^ This.  Fat is when you have to manipulate your fat ass in a public rest room so it doesn't sound like you are killing a pig when crapping.

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« Reply #30 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:30:00 »
I always picture tp skinny.


The fellow who eats ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

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« Reply #31 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:38:13 »
I always picture tp skinny.


The fellow who eats ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?



Tp4 was skinny years ago... quite a good looking chap.....

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« Reply #32 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 14:58:50 »
Everytime you start a new thread, do 10 pushups, 10 pullups, 30 squats. Then punch yourself in the face and manage your diet.  :llama:

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« Reply #33 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 15:38:02 »

why is this bad for your health? I've never heard this before


My political signature from a few weeks ago addressed the legal implications:

"Ted Cruz, then the Texas solicitor general, ferociously defended the state's law barring the sale of dildos.

The brief insisted that Texas in order to protect "public morals" had "police-power interests" in "discouraging prurient interests in sexual gratification, combating the commercial sale of sex, and protecting minors." There was a "government" interest, it maintained, in "discouraging .... autonomous sex." The brief compared the use of sex toys with "hiring a willing prostitute or engaging in consensual bigamy," and it equated advertising these products with the commercial promotion of prostitution.

In perhaps the most noticeable line of the brief, Cruz's office declared, "There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship."


"However, even though I was born in the Mesozoic, I do know what anyone who wants to reach out to young people should say: Billionaires took your money. They took your chance to buy a home. They took your chance at a good education. They stole your opportunities. Billionaires took the things you want in life. If you really want those things, you have to take them back.
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Re: I'm getting too fat...
« Reply #34 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 15:53:32 »
I love how this post went from being fat to circumcision :-X

Get the whole grain ramen damn. No need to quit ramen
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« Reply #35 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 15:56:17 »
Sodium is still wicked, but the calories are nice and low:

http://inspiralized.com/2015/11/09/spiralized-vegan-ramen-soup-with-zucchini-noodles/

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« Reply #36 on: Thu, 26 May 2016, 23:54:49 »
I love how this post went from being fat to circumcision :-X

Get the whole grain ramen damn. No need to quit ramen
It is neigh possible for Tp to quit ramen.
His love and addiction towards ramen is beyond any therapy can help
Kind of reminds me of the story of a guy who only eats cereal with milk, nothing more.

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« Reply #37 on: Fri, 27 May 2016, 02:46:27 »
i find that jerking off regularly is enough exercise to keep me pretty slim

This is bad for one's health..

Also, god kills a puppy if you're christian..
I'm confused. Is God going to kill a puppy if I turn Christian or what? Man Christians are *******s if true.
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« Reply #38 on: Fri, 27 May 2016, 02:46:46 »

why is this bad for your health? I've never heard this before


My political signature from a few weeks ago addressed the legal implications:

"Ted Cruz, then the Texas solicitor general, ferociously defended the state's law barring the sale of dildos.

The brief insisted that Texas in order to protect "public morals" had "police-power interests" in "discouraging prurient interests in sexual gratification, combating the commercial sale of sex, and protecting minors." There was a "government" interest, it maintained, in "discouraging .... autonomous sex." The brief compared the use of sex toys with "hiring a willing prostitute or engaging in consensual bigamy," and it equated advertising these products with the commercial promotion of prostitution.

In perhaps the most noticeable line of the brief, Cruz's office declared, "There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes  unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship."

REALLY?!?! XD
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Re: I'm getting too fat...
« Reply #39 on: Fri, 27 May 2016, 03:47:15 »
Sodium is still wicked, but the calories are nice and low:

http://inspiralized.com/2015/11/09/spiralized-vegan-ramen-soup-with-zucchini-noodles/
This is better than the whole grain ramen or standard ramen which have plenty of carbs.

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« Reply #40 on: Fri, 27 May 2016, 03:52:26 »
Sodium is still wicked, but the calories are nice and low:

http://inspiralized.com/2015/11/09/spiralized-vegan-ramen-soup-with-zucchini-noodles/
This is better than the whole grain ramen or standard ramen which have plenty of carbs.


You guys are making Ramen too expensive..

How will Tp4 affords the New Titan X ... 

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Re: I'm getting too fat...
« Reply #41 on: Fri, 27 May 2016, 05:41:40 »
Oh yeah, the reason you eat Ramen in the first place is because it's cheap. Sorry, ignore me. :P

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« Reply #42 on: Fri, 27 May 2016, 05:52:21 »
Sodium is still wicked, but the calories are nice and low:

http://inspiralized.com/2015/11/09/spiralized-vegan-ramen-soup-with-zucchini-noodles/
This is better than the whole grain ramen or standard ramen which have plenty of carbs.


You guys are making Ramen too expensive..

How will Tp4 affords the New Titan X ...

Tp, you eating ramen not because you like them, but because you are saving up for things you wanna buy??  :eek:

Looks like I am wrong this whole time...

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« Reply #43 on: Fri, 27 May 2016, 05:59:44 »
Sodium is still wicked, but the calories are nice and low:

http://inspiralized.com/2015/11/09/spiralized-vegan-ramen-soup-with-zucchini-noodles/
This is better than the whole grain ramen or standard ramen which have plenty of carbs.


You guys are making Ramen too expensive..

How will Tp4 affords the New Titan X ...

Tp, you eating ramen not because you like them, but because you are saving up for things you wanna buy??  :eek:

Looks like I am wrong this whole time...

Well, in this case it's both..

But also yes, it is the least expensive delicacy.   

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« Reply #44 on: Fri, 27 May 2016, 06:14:06 »
Sodium is still wicked, but the calories are nice and low:

http://inspiralized.com/2015/11/09/spiralized-vegan-ramen-soup-with-zucchini-noodles/
This is better than the whole grain ramen or standard ramen which have plenty of carbs.


You guys are making Ramen too expensive..

How will Tp4 affords the New Titan X ...

Tp, you eating ramen not because you like them, but because you are saving up for things you wanna buy??  :eek:

Looks like I am wrong this whole time...

Well, in this case it's both..

But also yes, it is the least expensive delicacy.

Hmm.... then it is good to have favourite food which is inexpensive, imagine those who had a penchant for good food, can kiss their $$ goodbye.

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Re: I'm getting too fat...
« Reply #45 on: Fri, 27 May 2016, 09:35:03 »

In perhaps the most noticeable line of the brief, Cruz's office declared, "There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes  unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship."


REALLY?!?! XD
That's absolutely hilarious .


Yep, Ted Cruz was a gem.

He was the 2nd-best presidential hopeful that the GOP could offer up, out of all the 300M+ of us Americans to choose from.
"However, even though I was born in the Mesozoic, I do know what anyone who wants to reach out to young people should say: Billionaires took your money. They took your chance to buy a home. They took your chance at a good education. They stole your opportunities. Billionaires took the things you want in life. If you really want those things, you have to take them back.
That's the message. That's the whole message. Say that every day, not just to reach America's frustrated young white men, but people of every age, race, and gender.
Late-stage capitalism is a wealth-concentration engine, focused on vacuuming up every dollar and putting it in as few hands as possible. Republicans are helping that vacuum suck.
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Re: I'm getting too fat...
« Reply #46 on: Fri, 27 May 2016, 09:42:08 »

In perhaps the most noticeable line of the brief, Cruz's office declared, "There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes  unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship."


REALLY?!?! XD
That's absolutely hilarious .


Yep, Ted Cruz was a gem.

He was the 2nd-best presidential hopeful that the GOP could offer up, out of all the 300M+ of us Americans to choose from.
Oh dear, and to think they get into office regularly, I fear for you guys xD .
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Re: I'm getting too fat...
« Reply #47 on: Fri, 27 May 2016, 10:11:31 »

Hmm.... then it is good to have favourite food which is inexpensive, imagine those who had a penchant for good food, can kiss their $$ goodbye.

It really depends on the level of pleasure..   I 've yet to find anything that gives me the same  FEELING as eating ramen..  Everything else is just meh...   

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« Reply #48 on: Fri, 27 May 2016, 10:21:06 »
tp4, give this a go:


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« Reply #49 on: Fri, 27 May 2016, 11:44:18 »
tp4, give this a go:


Is that -raw- zucchini ? I didn't know you can eat zucchini raw..