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Title: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 26 May 2016, 12:47:15
u can ask this amateur wizard poker enthusiast anything u want

strings attached
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: CPTBadAss on Thu, 26 May 2016, 12:48:43
How many Gideons should my deck have so I can auto-win?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: romevi on Thu, 26 May 2016, 12:48:49
No.
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: appleonama on Thu, 26 May 2016, 12:49:15
No.
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: KatzenKinder on Thu, 26 May 2016, 12:50:13
can u do a magiQ trick?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 26 May 2016, 12:50:28
How many Gideons should my deck have so I can auto-win?

more than 4

u can quote me on that

No.

e d g y t h o
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: appleonama on Thu, 26 May 2016, 12:54:17
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Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 26 May 2016, 12:58:23
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Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 26 May 2016, 12:59:45
can u do a magiQ trick?

only if u believe real hard and clap your hands as fast as u can
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: KatzenKinder on Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:08:35
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lmao aren't u a prolific ****poster 2?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:11:37
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lmao aren't u a prolific ****poster 2?

the nth coming of demik

let n denote an arbitrary integer

Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: appleonama on Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:16:27
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lmao aren't u a prolific ****poster 2?

the nth coming of demik

let n denote an arbitrary integer
Don't compare me to that ass
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:19:42
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lmao aren't u a prolific ****poster 2?

the nth coming of demik

let n denote an arbitrary integer
Don't compare me to that ass

demik is my number one

CAN WE GET BACK ON TOPIC AND TALK ABOUT MY FAVORITE CARDSPORT
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: ika on Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:20:33
bro that black lotus is stupid, doesnt even do dmg. i'll trade u my shivan dragon, look at this thing its a fkin DRAGON it does so much damage and it FLIES. its just black is my favorite color so i want the lotus but trust me its a gr8 deal 4 u, if u refuse ur idiot

ya feel me?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:24:49
bro that black lotus is stupid, doesnt even do dmg. i'll trade u my shivan dragon, look at this thing its a fkin DRAGON it does so much damage and it FLIES. its just black is my favorite color so i want the lotus but trust me its a gr8 deal 4 u, if u refuse ur idiot

ya feel me?

bro i just want to swim in the mana just please let me drown in it goddamn no respect can dragons even swim
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:40:17
Will you buy me a foil world wake Jace the Mind****er?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: romevi on Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:40:28
Do you have a 1st Edition Charizard?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:46:30
Will you buy me a foil world wake Jace the Mind****er?

did u kno that foil japanese jace the mind****er is 3x more than its english counterpart?

also no

Do you have a 1st Edition Charizard?

if i did, i would sell it to buy more magic cards
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:49:31
Will you buy me a foil world wake Jace the Mind****er?

did u kno that foil japanese jace the mind****er is 3x more than its english counterpart?

also no

Do you have a 1st Edition Charizard?

if i did, i would sell it to buy more magic cards

I did know, I'm gonna own it one day.
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: Waateva on Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:53:44
I brought a couple M:TG cards to middle school and the teacher made me throw them away because they were evil and would've warped my mind for Satan.  My question is, how do I go about using those Satanic powers to get back at that teacher?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: Halverson on Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:56:35
Can you write a guide for noobs on how to play?


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Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: romevi on Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:56:42
I brought a couple M:TG cards to middle school and the teacher made me throw them away because they were evil and would've warped my mind for Satan.  My question is, how do I go about using those Satanic powers to get back at that teacher?

Catholic school?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: Waateva on Thu, 26 May 2016, 13:59:50
I brought a couple M:TG cards to middle school and the teacher made me throw them away because they were evil and would've warped my mind for Satan.  My question is, how do I go about using those Satanic powers to get back at that teacher?

Catholic school?

Worse than that; Evangelical Christian school.  They also banned Pokemon because it promoted gambling AND witchcraft, because of the ghost Pokemon ya know?  At least I got out before they started the 6000 year-old Earth stuff, which they started teaching two years after I graduated.
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 26 May 2016, 14:01:40
How many keyboards could you buy and then immediately sell if you didn't spend all of your money on cards?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: Signature on Thu, 26 May 2016, 14:05:47
is your deck fake?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 26 May 2016, 14:10:17
I brought a couple M:TG cards to middle school and the teacher made me throw them away because they were evil and would've warped my mind for Satan.  My question is, how do I go about using those Satanic powers to get back at that teacher?

always aim for the head

Can you write a guide for noobs on how to play?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

no i only do skintimate face2face training sessions like patrick swayze in ghost

How many keyboards could you buy and then immediately sell if you didn't spend all of your money on cards?

probably infinite because i'm a stickler for good deals so i'll always sell and make some or no money. except for hhkb. that ****ing keyboard is a trap.

is your deck fake?

my decks are as fake as all the money i poured into them.

so maybe
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: redbanshee on Thu, 26 May 2016, 14:18:07
Whats the best target for Loyal Retainers in your opinion
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: absyrd on Thu, 26 May 2016, 14:24:10
How many packs of magic cards do you smoke per day?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: mobbo on Thu, 26 May 2016, 14:24:28
if you had to rate your current condition

would you rate yourself as "mint"

?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: zennasyndroxx on Thu, 26 May 2016, 14:26:56
What's the best poke power ever existed?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 26 May 2016, 16:09:53
Whats the best target for Loyal Retainers in your opinion

in every format, zealous conscripts because that card is mvp always

How many packs of magic cards do you smoke per day?

just enough so i'm borderline poor

if you had to rate your current condition

would you rate yourself as "mint"

?

near near near near near mint

as ****

What's the best poke power ever existed?

whatever snorlax has

b tw i had to google poke power to answer this question

SO SHAME ON U
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: Photekq on Thu, 26 May 2016, 16:11:45
GH Diversity Series: Ask A Chinese Gambler Anything

FTFY
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: R1N3 on Thu, 26 May 2016, 16:20:00
what is the best card ever created and why is it dark confidant?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 26 May 2016, 16:45:30
GH Diversity Series

Ask A Magic

The Gathering Player Anything
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: ghostjuggernaut on Thu, 26 May 2016, 16:49:50
Are we ever going to start a podcast, or are you going to keep toying with my emotions?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 26 May 2016, 16:53:57
GH Diversity Series: Ask A Chinese Gambler Anything

FTFY

i would ban u so hard if i could

what is the best card ever created and why is it dark confidant?

yes because you're a masochist

GH Diversity Series

Ask A Magic

The Gathering Player Anything

i would ban u so hard if i could

Are we ever going to start a podcast, or are you going to keep toying with my emotions?

i'm down to test run. if we rly want to do this, we need an actual theme and preparation so there's absolutely no weird silences. lots of brainstorming necessary.

brainstorm is one of my favorite magic cards
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 26 May 2016, 16:57:03
Get one of your mod buddies to ban me m8

I dare ya
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 26 May 2016, 16:58:46
Get one of your mod buddies to ban me m8

I dare ya

i choose u

demik

sic him
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: redbanshee on Thu, 26 May 2016, 17:03:11

in every format, zealous conscripts because that card is mvp always



You cant even use Loyal Retainers on Zealous Conscripts. Do you even play?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: Photekq on Thu, 26 May 2016, 17:08:54
i would ban u so hard if i could
You wouldn't. You'd be too busy gambling.
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 26 May 2016, 17:48:58

in every format, zealous conscripts because that card is mvp always



You cant even use Loyal Retainers on Zealous Conscripts. Do you even play?

ugh ur rite i'm a skam

i just tried rly hard not to say griselbrand or emrakul and panicked leave me alone

i would ban u so hard if i could
You wouldn't. You'd be too busy gambling.

the gambling resumes midnight june 10 when the new set comes out. my mind is telling me yes and my body my body is telling me yeyeeeyeyeyyeyeyes babababbabababyyyy
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: ghostjuggernaut on Thu, 26 May 2016, 18:00:08


i'm down to test run. if we rly want to do this, we need an actual theme and preparation so there's absolutely no weird silences. lots of brainstorming necessary.

brainstorm is one of my favorite magic cards

Good point.
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: demik on Thu, 26 May 2016, 18:03:47
****ing nerd
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: appleonama on Thu, 26 May 2016, 18:05:04
****ing nerd
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 26 May 2016, 18:09:52
****ing nerd

Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: demik on Thu, 26 May 2016, 18:13:18
****ing nerd



Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: appleonama on Thu, 26 May 2016, 18:13:32
****ing nerd


Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: demik on Thu, 26 May 2016, 18:16:21
****ing nerd



Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: appleonama on Thu, 26 May 2016, 18:16:53
****ing nerd


Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 26 May 2016, 18:17:44
****ing nerd



Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: demik on Thu, 26 May 2016, 18:24:22
****ing nerd





Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 26 May 2016, 18:53:54
Help! We are in the bedroom for the first time and she's wearing Zelda-themed panties!

She hasn't eluded to being into gaming all night, so I can't tell if she's wearing them ironically.

Should I make a joke about finding her Triforce with my Master Sword?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: tjcaustin on Thu, 26 May 2016, 19:00:21
How does it feel to have an ama about a children's card game?  And are you mad that yu-gi-oh is a more popular children's card game?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 26 May 2016, 19:09:07
Help! We are in the bedroom for the first time and she's wearing Zelda-themed panties!

She hasn't eluded to being into gaming all night, so I can't tell if she's wearing them ironically.

Should I make a joke about finding her Triforce with my Master Sword?

get this **** out of here and into the trash can

How does it feel to have an ama about a children's card game?  And are you mad that yu-gi-oh is a more popular children's card game?

feels underwhelming bc 90% of the questions are terribad. yu-gi-oh was a v dank trading card game until they power creeped like no other. i miss the good old days when every day i would exodia obliterate
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: Sifo on Thu, 26 May 2016, 19:12:15
how many asses have you seen in your life
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 26 May 2016, 19:13:06
how many asses have you seen in your life

probably ten full asses if you count a crack as ~1/10 of an ass
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: Photekq on Thu, 26 May 2016, 19:16:23
Help! We are in the bedroom for the first time and she's wearing Zelda-themed panties!

She hasn't eluded to being into gaming all night, so I can't tell if she's wearing them ironically.

Should I make a joke about finding her Triforce with my Master Sword?
When you say "she" are you talking about an onahole crudely stuffed into a hole that you made in a rainbow dash plushie with a butter knife?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: GenKaan on Fri, 27 May 2016, 03:13:24
Is urza's saga still typ2?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Fri, 27 May 2016, 13:14:45
Is urza's saga still typ2?

only if u time travel. regardless, type 2 is poop****
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: hashbaz on Fri, 27 May 2016, 13:22:29
Help! We are in the bedroom for the first time and she's wearing Zelda-themed panties!

She hasn't eluded to being into gaming all night, so I can't tell if she's wearing them ironically.

Should I make a joke about finding her Triforce with my Master Sword?
When you say "she" are you talking about an onahole crudely stuffed into a hole that you made in a rainbow dash plushie with a butter knife?

jfc O__O
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: Waateva on Fri, 27 May 2016, 13:33:33
Help! We are in the bedroom for the first time and she's wearing Zelda-themed panties!

She hasn't eluded to being into gaming all night, so I can't tell if she's wearing them ironically.

Should I make a joke about finding her Triforce with my Master Sword?
When you say "she" are you talking about an onahole crudely stuffed into a hole that you made in a rainbow dash plushie with a butter knife?

TIL what an onahole is.
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: PunksDead on Mon, 30 May 2016, 19:31:28
If my opponent is attacking me for player damage with Silvia rouge elemental. Can I use my royal assassin to destroy the creature before the damage hits me?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: tp4tissue on Mon, 30 May 2016, 19:53:06
Help! We are in the bedroom for the first time and she's wearing Zelda-themed panties!

She hasn't eluded to being into gaming all night, so I can't tell if she's wearing them ironically.

Should I make a joke about finding her Triforce with my Master Sword?
When you say "she" are you talking about an onahole crudely stuffed into a hole that you made in a rainbow dash plushie with a butter knife?

TIL what an onahole is.

Just googled the history,  seems like it was mainly an animal-husbandry thing.. then eventually people did naughty things..
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 02 June 2016, 11:00:49
If my opponent is attacking me for player damage with Silvia rouge elemental. Can I use my royal assassin to destroy the creature before the damage hits me?

YES **** THEIR **** UP
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: FrostyToast on Thu, 02 June 2016, 11:11:08
If I resolve Prophet of Kruphix in my Roon EDH deck, what is the concede rate for my opponents?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 02 June 2016, 17:24:25
If I resolve Prophet of Kruphix in my Roon EDH deck, what is the concede rate for my opponents?

prophet is banned which means edh is now unplayable

also anyone who plays roon deserves no m e r c y.

i hate u
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: FrostyToast on Thu, 02 June 2016, 18:10:08
If I resolve Prophet of Kruphix in my Roon EDH deck, what is the concede rate for my opponents?

prophet is banned which means edh is now unplayable

also anyone who plays roon deserves no m e r c y.

i hate u

Does the hatred still last if I sub my decklist with Seedborn Muse?
Title: Re: GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything
Post by: clacktalk on Thu, 02 June 2016, 18:24:01
If I resolve Prophet of Kruphix in my Roon EDH deck, what is the concede rate for my opponents?

prophet is banned which means edh is now unplayable

also anyone who plays roon deserves no m e r c y.

i hate u

Does the hatred still last if I sub my decklist with Seedborn Muse?


seedborn muse is dope. roon is a pile of ****