GH Diversity Series: Ask A Magic: The Gathering Player Anything

[clacktalk]

u can ask this amateur wizard poker enthusiast anything u want

strings attached

[CPTBadAss]

How many Gideons should my deck have so I can auto-win?

[romevi]

No.

[appleonama]

No.

[KatzenKinder]

can u do a magiQ trick?

[clacktalk]

How many Gideons should my deck have so I can auto-win?

more than 4

u can quote me on that

No.

e d g y t h o

[appleonama]

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can u do a magiQ trick?

only if u believe real hard and clap your hands as fast as u can

[KatzenKinder]

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lmao aren't u a prolific ****poster 2?

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lmao aren't u a prolific ****poster 2?

the nth coming of demik

let n denote an arbitrary integer

[appleonama]

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lmao aren't u a prolific ****poster 2?

the nth coming of demik

let n denote an arbitrary integer

Don't compare me to that ass

[clacktalk]

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lmao aren't u a prolific ****poster 2?

the nth coming of demik

let n denote an arbitrary integer

Don't compare me to that ass

demik is my number one

CAN WE GET BACK ON TOPIC AND TALK ABOUT MY FAVORITE CARDSPORT

[ika]

bro that black lotus is stupid, doesnt even do dmg. i'll trade u my shivan dragon, look at this thing its a fkin DRAGON it does so much damage and it FLIES. its just black is my favorite color so i want the lotus but trust me its a gr8 deal 4 u, if u refuse ur idiot

ya feel me?

[clacktalk]

bro that black lotus is stupid, doesnt even do dmg. i'll trade u my shivan dragon, look at this thing its a fkin DRAGON it does so much damage and it FLIES. its just black is my favorite color so i want the lotus but trust me its a gr8 deal 4 u, if u refuse ur idiot

ya feel me?

bro i just want to swim in the mana just please let me drown in it goddamn no respect can dragons even swim

[Sifo]

Will you buy me a foil world wake Jace the Mind****er?

[romevi]

Do you have a 1st Edition Charizard?

[clacktalk]

Will you buy me a foil world wake Jace the Mind****er?

did u kno that foil japanese jace the mind****er is 3x more than its english counterpart?

also no

Do you have a 1st Edition Charizard?

if i did, i would sell it to buy more magic cards

[Sifo]

Will you buy me a foil world wake Jace the Mind****er?

did u kno that foil japanese jace the mind****er is 3x more than its english counterpart?

also no

Do you have a 1st Edition Charizard?

if i did, i would sell it to buy more magic cards

I did know, I'm gonna own it one day.

[Waateva]

I brought a couple M:TG cards to middle school and the teacher made me throw them away because they were evil and would've warped my mind for Satan.  My question is, how do I go about using those Satanic powers to get back at that teacher?

[Halverson]

Can you write a guide for noobs on how to play?


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[romevi]

I brought a couple M:TG cards to middle school and the teacher made me throw them away because they were evil and would've warped my mind for Satan.  My question is, how do I go about using those Satanic powers to get back at that teacher?

Catholic school?

[Waateva]

I brought a couple M:TG cards to middle school and the teacher made me throw them away because they were evil and would've warped my mind for Satan.  My question is, how do I go about using those Satanic powers to get back at that teacher?

Catholic school?

Worse than that; Evangelical Christian school.  They also banned Pokemon because it promoted gambling AND witchcraft, because of the ghost Pokemon ya know?  At least I got out before they started the 6000 year-old Earth stuff, which they started teaching two years after I graduated.

[HoffmanMyster]

How many keyboards could you buy and then immediately sell if you didn't spend all of your money on cards?

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is your deck fake?

[clacktalk]

I brought a couple M:TG cards to middle school and the teacher made me throw them away because they were evil and would've warped my mind for Satan.  My question is, how do I go about using those Satanic powers to get back at that teacher?

always aim for the head

Can you write a guide for noobs on how to play?


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no i only do skintimate face2face training sessions like patrick swayze in ghost

How many keyboards could you buy and then immediately sell if you didn't spend all of your money on cards?

probably infinite because i'm a stickler for good deals so i'll always sell and make some or no money. except for hhkb. that ****ing keyboard is a trap.

is your deck fake?

my decks are as fake as all the money i poured into them.

so maybe

[redbanshee]

Whats the best target for Loyal Retainers in your opinion

[absyrd]

How many packs of magic cards do you smoke per day?

[mobbo]

if you had to rate your current condition

would you rate yourself as "mint"

?

[zennasyndroxx]

What's the best poke power ever existed?

[clacktalk]

Whats the best target for Loyal Retainers in your opinion

in every format, zealous conscripts because that card is mvp always

How many packs of magic cards do you smoke per day?

just enough so i'm borderline poor

if you had to rate your current condition

would you rate yourself as "mint"

?

near near near near near mint

as ****

What's the best poke power ever existed?

whatever snorlax has

b tw i had to google poke power to answer this question

SO SHAME ON U

[Photekq]

GH Diversity Series: Ask A Chinese Gambler Anything

FTFY

[R1N3]

what is the best card ever created and why is it dark confidant?

[HoffmanMyster]

GH Diversity Series

Ask A Magic

The Gathering Player Anything

[ghostjuggernaut]

Are we ever going to start a podcast, or are you going to keep toying with my emotions?

[clacktalk]

GH Diversity Series: Ask A Chinese Gambler Anything

FTFY

i would ban u so hard if i could

what is the best card ever created and why is it dark confidant?

yes because you're a masochist

GH Diversity Series

Ask A Magic

The Gathering Player Anything

i would ban u so hard if i could

Are we ever going to start a podcast, or are you going to keep toying with my emotions?

i'm down to test run. if we rly want to do this, we need an actual theme and preparation so there's absolutely no weird silences. lots of brainstorming necessary.

brainstorm is one of my favorite magic cards

[HoffmanMyster]

Get one of your mod buddies to ban me m8

I dare ya

[clacktalk]

Get one of your mod buddies to ban me m8

I dare ya

i choose u

demik

sic him

[redbanshee]

in every format, zealous conscripts because that card is mvp always

You cant even use Loyal Retainers on Zealous Conscripts. Do you even play?

[Photekq]

i would ban u so hard if i could

You wouldn't. You'd be too busy gambling.

[clacktalk]

in every format, zealous conscripts because that card is mvp always

You cant even use Loyal Retainers on Zealous Conscripts. Do you even play?

ugh ur rite i'm a skam

i just tried rly hard not to say griselbrand or emrakul and panicked leave me alone

i would ban u so hard if i could

You wouldn't. You'd be too busy gambling.

the gambling resumes midnight june 10 when the new set comes out. my mind is telling me yes and my body my body is telling me yeyeeeyeyeyyeyeyes babababbabababyyyy

[ghostjuggernaut]

i'm down to test run. if we rly want to do this, we need an actual theme and preparation so there's absolutely no weird silences. lots of brainstorming necessary.

brainstorm is one of my favorite magic cards

Good point.

[demik]

****ing nerd

[appleonama]

****ing nerd

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[demik]

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[appleonama]

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[demik]

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[appleonama]

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[clacktalk]

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