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Title: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 18 August 2016, 09:22:46
What is the Correct Procedure.. ?

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Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: SpAmRaY on Thu, 18 August 2016, 09:41:11
Eat in the shower?
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: xondat on Thu, 18 August 2016, 09:48:36
Shower, duh.
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: romevi on Thu, 18 August 2016, 09:48:36
Shower in the kitchen or dining room.
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: bcredbottle on Thu, 18 August 2016, 09:54:24
I don't do anything until I've had a bowl of cereal with some peanut butter.
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Thu, 18 August 2016, 09:56:14
Eat in the shower?


I think I've eaten bubblegum / chocolates in the shower before..
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: Blackehart on Thu, 18 August 2016, 10:52:25
Eat in the shower?


I think I've eaten bubblegum / chocolates in the shower before..



You haven't lived till you've had crispy bacon in the shower.  :D
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: Computer-Lab in Basement on Thu, 18 August 2016, 10:56:25
I don't eat until lunch on most days

My breakfast consists of a single cup of black coffee
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: Niomosy on Thu, 18 August 2016, 12:03:33
Eat first, shower after gym.
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: Aran.E99 on Thu, 18 August 2016, 12:10:39
I don't eat until lunch on most days

My breakfast consists of a single cup of black coffee

you're not alone. i rarely eat breakfast.
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: chyros on Thu, 18 August 2016, 12:22:15
Shower first, obviously Oo . I'm barely even alive before I shower.

That said, I only have milk and fruit juice for breakfast.
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: Floody on Thu, 18 August 2016, 12:25:30
Shower first, don't eat.
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: mobbo on Thu, 18 August 2016, 13:02:02
I have a hard time eating first thing in the morning, so usually just shower then eat something like an hour after I get to work.
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: romevi on Thu, 18 August 2016, 13:20:48
I have a hard time eating first thing in the morning, so usually just shower then eat something like an hour after I get to work.

That's ridiculous. Food is the first thing I crave after I force myself to get up in the morning. Well, after using the bathroom too, I guess.
Some nights I dread going to bed (I'm a night owl--no, not literally) but then I remind myself if I will have a good breakfast in the morning. If I do, straight to bed I go.
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: xtrafrood on Thu, 18 August 2016, 13:21:42
Eat in the shower?

Many morning pizza memories. Cold pizza or hot pizza it never mattered to me :))
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: noisyturtle on Thu, 18 August 2016, 18:01:06
Eat first. My tummy feels like a punch every morning until I get something solid in it.

Then again I shower exclusively at night. Who the hell would want to wake up comfy and then get all soaked and be wet for the first hour of their day? Also who the hell has the time to shower in the morning?
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: neverused on Thu, 18 August 2016, 18:50:44
Shower at night, go to bed clean, take a **** first when you wake up, then fill back up once you wash your hands.

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Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: romevi on Thu, 18 August 2016, 19:29:18
Shower at night, go to bed clean, take a **** first when you wake up, then fill back up once you wash your hands.

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Same. I can never understand people who go to sleep dirty.
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: DALExSNAIL on Thu, 18 August 2016, 20:30:36
I never have time for food in the AM
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: Findecanor on Thu, 18 August 2016, 20:39:19
Shower first, then eat breakfast in the bathrobe while it is making me dry. I take my time eating breakfast while reading the morning paper.
That's the most efficient procedure for me. No stress and I don't risk being still wet in any spot when I put my clothes on.
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: cookie on Fri, 19 August 2016, 01:22:24
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Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: noisyturtle on Fri, 19 August 2016, 01:39:02
I don't understand how some of you have time to do anything besides get dressed in the morning. Do your jobs start at noon?
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: suicidal_orange on Fri, 19 August 2016, 02:04:51
Two options - get up, eat, shower (not awake enough to ensure I don't dirty my clothes with breakfast :p) or at the end of the day when sweaty or rained on (from walking home or the gym) shower then eat.  Usually the second option.
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 19 August 2016, 05:11:19
Woke up..

Just had some Ramen..

Gonna shower after......


Not sure if I want to eat a few dumplings first though..
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: decker on Fri, 19 August 2016, 06:02:48
wake up
eat
shower
brush teeth
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: dgneo on Fri, 19 August 2016, 07:07:38
Work Day: Wakeup (5:30AM), shower, dress, coffee/food, leave (7:10AM)

Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 19 August 2016, 07:32:14
wake up
eat
shower
brush teeth

Gotta brush before eat... (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/embarrassed3-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862502)
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: chyros on Fri, 19 August 2016, 07:32:42
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 19 August 2016, 07:56:11
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.



I believe it... you look so good on the youtube..
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: nugglets on Fri, 19 August 2016, 08:05:56
I don't understand how some of you have time to do anything besides get dressed in the morning. Do your jobs start at noon?

How long does it take you to shower that you don't have enough time? Do you wake up 30 minutes before work?

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.

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Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: xtrafrood on Fri, 19 August 2016, 08:51:32
I don't understand how some of you have time to do anything besides get dressed in the morning. Do your jobs start at noon?

How long does it take you to shower that you don't have enough time? Do you wake up 30 minutes before work?

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.

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I'm over here eating pizza in the shower and typing out a response while feeling pretty damn lazy (http://i.imgur.com/BA3ouPd.gif)
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: mrhead on Fri, 19 August 2016, 10:09:44
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Also, waffle stomp.
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: chyros on Fri, 19 August 2016, 11:10:13
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.



I believe it... you look so good on the youtube..
Someone called me ugly in one of the comments the other day D: .

Anyway, I think you don't get the reference ;) .

Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: fohat.digs on Fri, 19 August 2016, 11:13:05
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.


And what is your girlfriend's routine?
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 19 August 2016, 12:25:52
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.



I believe it... you look so good on the youtube..
Someone called me ugly in one of the comments the other day D: .

Anyway, I think you don't get the reference ;) .



Nawh... Tp4 has seen Ugly,  you are not Ugly..
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: Niomosy on Fri, 19 August 2016, 12:26:13
I have a hard time eating first thing in the morning, so usually just shower then eat something like an hour after I get to work.

That's ridiculous. Food is the first thing I crave after I force myself to get up in the morning. Well, after using the bathroom too, I guess.
Some nights I dread going to bed (I'm a night owl--no, not literally) but then I remind myself if I will have a good breakfast in the morning. If I do, straight to bed I go.

Honestly I'm often the same way.  I'll get up, get ready for work and maybe drink coffee on the way to work, then eat breakfast once I'm at work.  On the weekends, breakfast can often take a while if I'm cooking something fun for the family.

I don't understand how some of you have time to do anything besides get dressed in the morning. Do your jobs start at noon?

You go to sleep and wake up earlier.  If you know that your morning routine takes ~30 minutes from getting out of bed to being in the car, you set your sleep/awake times appropriately.
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: chyros on Fri, 19 August 2016, 15:33:23
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.


And what is your girlfriend's routine?
He doesn't elaborate on what his girlfriend's routine is, but judging by her looks, it's something fairly complicated as well xD .
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: xtrafrood on Fri, 19 August 2016, 15:41:14
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.


And what is your girlfriend's routine?
He doesn't elaborate on what his girlfriend's routine is, but judging by her looks, it's something fairly complicated as well xD .

That face mask routine looks like a great way to clear the pores of my very large nose :thumb:

Let me know if I start acting all murderous and what-not. I'd hate to be all murdery--that would suck
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 19 August 2016, 15:45:47

That face mask routine looks like a great way to clear the pores of my very large nose :thumb:

Let me know if I start acting all murderous and what-not. I'd hate to be all murdery--that would suck


You Don't need to do a whole face mask if you just want to clear the pores on your nose..


Just get them bior nose strips..   (http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/pretty-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862516)
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: xtrafrood on Fri, 19 August 2016, 15:59:58

That face mask routine looks like a great way to clear the pores of my very large nose :thumb:

Let me know if I start acting all murderous and what-not. I'd hate to be all murdery--that would suck


You Don't need to do a whole face mask if you just want to clear the pores on your nose..


Just get them bior nose strips..   
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Do they come with oil resistant suction cups?

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Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 19 August 2016, 16:21:25

That face mask routine looks like a great way to clear the pores of my very large nose :thumb:

Let me know if I start acting all murderous and what-not. I'd hate to be all murdery--that would suck


You Don't need to do a whole face mask if you just want to clear the pores on your nose..


Just get them bior nose strips..   
Show Image
(http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/onion-head/pretty-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862516)


Do they come with oil resistant suction cups?


hahahaha...

It's actually something like paper mache..

Once the mache hardens a bit, it binds to the gummy grease plug in your larger nose (pores) and pulls them out as you remove the strip.


Extended use along with dietary modifications will reduce the size of those pores, making them ---less visible--- ontop of keeping them clean of black-heads.

Black heads are the result of the tip of the trapped grease plug becoming oxidized.
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: ander on Sat, 20 August 2016, 03:19:26
Maybe you have the patience to get in the shower first thing in the morning, but I don't. After lying inert for eight hours, the last thing I want to do is drag myself through a predictable, mundane task like showering.

Instead, I don the previous day's clothes (yes, this took some getting used to) and do one or two things I wanted to do the previous day but didn't have time for. Then I have breakfast, usually whilst reading news, emailing, etc. And then, once I've accomplished something, I get in the shower and sacrifice the next 5 or 10 minutes of my life to routine.

Doing it this way makes me feel like I'm in charge of my life, rather than being a slave to ritual. (Having said that, I gather some of you are big into the latter, so nothing personal.)
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 20 August 2016, 03:20:50
Slave to ritual...


Oh you mean like how we all need to eat, sleep, and go to the bathroom?


hahahahahahaha....
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: rowdy on Sat, 20 August 2016, 05:50:53
Eat in the shower?

Eeewww the food would get all soggy.

I can't stand soggy food.

Eat in the bath - you can lie back and relax at the same time.
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: Aran.E99 on Sat, 20 August 2016, 07:02:25
Eat in the shower?

I can't stand soggy food.


yeah, if i make a bacon cob (yes, i'm not healthy xD ) and the bacon grease goes on the bread, i hate it. it goes all squishy. its so gross.
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: xtrafrood on Sat, 20 August 2016, 07:44:09
Eat in the shower?

I can't stand soggy food.


yeah, if i make a bacon cob (yes, i'm not healthy xD ) and the bacon grease goes on the bread, i hate it. it goes all squishy. its so gross.

I guess that wouldn't work with ceiling mount shower heads :))
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: rowdy on Sun, 21 August 2016, 05:52:02
Eat in the shower?

I can't stand soggy food.


yeah, if i make a bacon cob (yes, i'm not healthy xD ) and the bacon grease goes on the bread, i hate it. it goes all squishy. its so gross.

I guess that wouldn't work with ceiling mount shower heads :))

Who has a shower mounted to the ceiling?

Every one I've ever seen was mounted on a pipe sticking out of the wall.
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 21 August 2016, 06:02:17
Eat in the shower?

I can't stand soggy food.


yeah, if i make a bacon cob (yes, i'm not healthy xD ) and the bacon grease goes on the bread, i hate it. it goes all squishy. its so gross.

I guess that wouldn't work with ceiling mount shower heads :))

Who has a shower mounted to the ceiling?

Every one I've ever seen was mounted on a pipe sticking out of the wall.

/Rich people
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: xtrafrood on Sun, 21 August 2016, 07:06:40
Eat in the shower?

I can't stand soggy food.


yeah, if i make a bacon cob (yes, i'm not healthy xD ) and the bacon grease goes on the bread, i hate it. it goes all squishy. its so gross.

I guess that wouldn't work with ceiling mount shower heads :))

Who has a shower mounted to the ceiling?

Every one I've ever seen was mounted on a pipe sticking out of the wall.

/Rich people

Benefits of having a normal shower = ability to eat pizza in shower without sogging up the crust :spam:

Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 21 August 2016, 07:32:58

Who has a shower mounted to the ceiling?

Every one I've ever seen was mounted on a pipe sticking out of the wall.

/Rich people

Benefits of having a normal shower = ability to eat pizza in shower without sogging up the crust :spam:



Yea but your hands would be wet,  So, still might wet the crust
Title: Re: Eat First or Shower First. ?
Post by: xtrafrood on Sun, 21 August 2016, 07:50:37

Who has a shower mounted to the ceiling?

Every one I've ever seen was mounted on a pipe sticking out of the wall.

/Rich people

Benefits of having a normal shower = ability to eat pizza in shower without sogging up the crust :spam:



Yea but your hands would be wet,  So, still might wet the crust

I never had that problem tbh. I like meat lovers pizza now--not having a plate for the falling meat pieces would stop me from eating pizza in the shower