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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: tp4tissue on Wed, 17 May 2017, 22:42:00
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This is straight up Vegan Stupidity..
Green smoothies taste disgusting in the context of what people have come to expect as a _--smoothie--_
HOWEVER, instead of trying to sweeten a vegetable blend, take it out, add some rosemary/cilantro and SALT.. You've got yourself a Cold bisque, which is FAR more palatable..
You see these ridiculous Vegan recipes that Attempt to covert-blend KALE with fruits to make it --Better-- , failing miserably....
I really wonder if Vegans are actually more healthy, instead perhaps they've had brain damage due to the reduction of bacon-power in their diet.
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VEGANS ASSEMBLE....
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hahahahha..
Hrrrrrrrrmmmmmm....
Pretty sure Geekhack is mostly Bacon-Powered, due to being --internet--
Gamers are also our main influx. Gaming is an addictive behavior, which would've cultivated their inclination towards addictive foods such as bacon and cheese.
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I get my vegetables from Coors Light..
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I get my vegetables from Coors Light..
Wouldn't a Stout haz m0ar vitaminz.. hahahahaha
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I get my vegetables from Coors Light..
Wouldn't a Stout haz m0ar vitaminz.. hahahahaha
Probably but they fill me up to quick, I like to party. :D
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I get my vegetables from Coors Light..
Wouldn't a Stout haz m0ar vitaminz.. hahahahaha
Probably but they fill me up to quick, I like to party. :D
Party on Coors Light?! :p
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I get my vegetables from Coors Light..
Hahaha. :D
Never had a smoothie my whole life. Am I missing out?
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I get my vegetables from Coors Light..
Hahaha. :D
Never had a smoothie my whole life. Am I missing out?
depends if you like reducing your food to a cold, wet, lumpy mush
makes it more digestible though
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depends if you like reducing your food to a cold, wet, lumpy mush
makes it more digestible though
Doesn't exactly sound amazing.
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Kale is blegh. Someone managed to market tf out of it though and have people believe it's edible.
On the other hand some of those semi-veg fruit drink blends are not too bad.
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I've tried going Vegan multiple times and failed.
I feel one of the major issues is Tofu in the midwest SUCKS. The Artisan Tofu here can't even touch store bought brands on the West Coast.
All those ancient Chinese secrets...
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I've tried going Vegan multiple times and failed.
I feel one of the major issues is Tofu in the midwest SUCKS. The Artisan Tofu here can't even touch store bought brands on the West Coast.
All those ancient Chinese secrets...
In traditional chinese cooking.. TYPICALLY, outside of specialty tofu, It's always been used as something of substance you could eat, which Soaks-Up the flavor of the OTHER things you cook it with.
Tofu itself is rarely the main flavor of any dish.. because its flavor and scent are both very mild
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Being a Vegan is hard work. It's like having a second full time job with overtime just to make sure you don't become one of those malnourished skeletons who love to talk about how healthy they are.
Tried it for awhile in high school, failed miserably.
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I've tried going Vegan multiple times and failed.
I feel one of the major issues is Tofu in the midwest SUCKS. The Artisan Tofu here can't even touch store bought brands on the West Coast.
All those ancient Chinese secrets...
In traditional chinese cooking.. TYPICALLY, outside of specialty tofu, It's always been used as something of substance you could eat, which Soaks-Up the flavor of the OTHER things you cook it with.
Tofu itself is rarely the main flavor of any dish.. because its flavor and scent are both very mild
Yes but the Tofu I had one time at a place in San Francisco was so good I nearly came on myself.
And THAT was for the bog standard grocery store carton variety.
Imagine a 300 lbs dude, sweaty after a 5 hour flight staring deeply into his own eyes via the bathroom mirror, cracking open a carton of Tofu and after the first bite having the "O" face.
They may import Soy Beans from the Mid West but they sure know what to do with them.
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Yes but the Tofu I had one time at a place in San Francisco was so good I nearly came on myself.
And THAT was for the bog standard grocery store carton variety.
Imagine a 300 lbs dude, sweaty after a 5 hour flight staring deeply into his own eyes via the bathroom mirror, cracking open a carton of Tofu and after the first bite having the "O" face.
They may import Soy Beans from the Mid West but they sure know what to do with them.
Crack laced Tofu...
That's how they get um young...
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I get my vegetables from Coors Light..
Hahaha. :D
Never had a smoothie my whole life. Am I missing out?
Would recommend, peanut butter banana chocolate smoothie = heaven
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When u say green smoothies
I thought u mean the green **** kids took
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When u say green smoothies
I thought u mean the green **** kids took
How is it that everything for you goes in --that direction --
hahahahahahahahaha
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When u say green smoothies
I thought u mean the green **** kids took
How is it that everything for you goes in --that direction --
hahahahahahahahaha
>Location: San Francisco, California
:p
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I was going to say "what about jamba juice???" but apparently they are less common than I thought. I like the green smoothies but I also like kale so I am bit bias lol. I must defend the twig smoothie.
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When I read the title and first paragraphs, I thought that tp4 had tried something with spirulina in it. Just don't.
Kale is best when cooked a long time in a cream sauce. Non-vegan recipes of that contain pork fat...
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When I read the title and first paragraphs, I thought that tp4 had tried something with spirulina in it. Just don't.
Kale is best when cooked a long time in a cream sauce. Non-vegan recipes of that contain pork fat...
YOU SAID THE V WORD
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When u say green smoothies
I thought u mean the green **** kids took
How is it that everything for you goes in --that direction --
hahahahahahahahaha
>Location: San Francisco, California
:p
Yep
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Yep
Must be the traffic gases ?
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Did trump post something about Smoothies ?
are you one of his twitter followers ? hahahahha
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I drink green smoothies everyday and love them! Not only because they are rediculously healthy, but after many different recipes I've found one that tastes great! Its all about the coconut water.
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I drink green smoothies everyday and love them! Not only because they are rediculously healthy, but after many different recipes I've found one that tastes great! Its all about the coconut water.
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Did trump post something about Smoothies ?
are you one of his twitter followers ? hahahahha
WHY WOULD I FOLLOW YOUR GLORIOUS LEADER ON TWITTER, I DON'T HAVE TWITTER. TP I DONT HAVE TWITTER.
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
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WHY WOULD I FOLLOW YOUR GLORIOUS LEADER ON TWITTER, I DON'T HAVE TWITTER. TP I DONT HAVE TWITTER.
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
Such a dramatic response only further invokes suspicion..
/Hand over dat fone.