gonna have to downvote this, projecting the keyboard on silicone boobs makes it feel like a cheap rubberdome keybaord.
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Well I would be worried if it felt like mx blues! 
Was hoping for Topre feel but was really dissapointed 
OK, that's not a good sign.
Either your significant other is heavily plasticized...
or she's having breast cancer.
Judging from your avatar, Thechemist, I think it's beast cancer.
