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Offline berserkfan

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Wanna type on boobs?
« on: Mon, 17 March 2014, 02:21:19 »
Most of the modding can be done on your own once you break through the psychological barriers.

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Re: Wanna type on boobs?
« Reply #1 on: Mon, 17 March 2014, 02:37:51 »
Wow. Scammed by the thread title.   :'(
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Re: Wanna type on boobs?
« Reply #2 on: Mon, 17 March 2014, 04:16:17 »
"・We have adopted the English array of products suitable for use Apple iPhone and iPad, such as the iPod touch. " - shame we cannot say the same about the listing.

But the general idea comes across.

When I first saw one of these a while back I didn't even think it was a thing.
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Re: Wanna type on boobs?
« Reply #3 on: Mon, 17 March 2014, 11:48:44 »
I still remember when I thought getting one of these would be cool.

After using a friends surface keyboard for a few minutes I can attest that banging your fingers on wood is not a satisfying typing experience.

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Re: Wanna type on boobs?
« Reply #4 on: Mon, 17 March 2014, 12:13:20 »
I still remember when I thought getting one of these would be cool.

After using a friends surface keyboard for a few minutes I can attest that banging your fingers on wood is not a satisfying typing experience.

Easy solution. Just project the keyboard on boobs!
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Re: Wanna type on boobs?
« Reply #5 on: Mon, 17 March 2014, 12:17:19 »
I still remember when I thought getting one of these would be cool.

After using a friends surface keyboard for a few minutes I can attest that banging your fingers on wood is not a satisfying typing experience.

Easy solution. Just project the keyboard on boobs!

It took you guys until now to figure out that's what I meant?
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Re: Wanna type on boobs?
« Reply #6 on: Mon, 17 March 2014, 12:22:08 »
I still remember when I thought getting one of these would be cool.

After using a friends surface keyboard for a few minutes I can attest that banging your fingers on wood is not a satisfying typing experience.

Easy solution. Just project the keyboard on boobs!

It took you guys until now to figure out that's what I meant?

I was expecting a Topre keyboard :(
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Re: Wanna type on boobs?
« Reply #7 on: Mon, 17 March 2014, 12:38:08 »
gonna have to downvote this, projecting the keyboard on silicone boobs makes it feel like a cheap rubberdome keybaord.  :))

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Re: Wanna type on boobs?
« Reply #8 on: Mon, 17 March 2014, 12:46:54 »
gonna have to downvote this, projecting the keyboard on silicone boobs makes it feel like a cheap rubberdome keybaord.  :))

Well I would be worried if it felt like mx blues!   :D

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Re: Wanna type on boobs?
« Reply #9 on: Mon, 17 March 2014, 12:54:57 »
gonna have to downvote this, projecting the keyboard on silicone boobs makes it feel like a cheap rubberdome keybaord.  :))

Well I would be worried if it felt like mx blues!   :D

Was hoping for Topre feel but was really dissapointed  :p

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Re: Wanna type on boobs?
« Reply #10 on: Mon, 17 March 2014, 13:03:02 »
gonna have to downvote this, projecting the keyboard on silicone boobs makes it feel like a cheap rubberdome keybaord.  :))

Well I would be worried if it felt like mx blues!   :D

Was hoping for Topre feel but was really dissapointed  :p

OK, that's not a good sign.

Either your significant other is heavily plasticized...

or she's having breast cancer.

Judging from your avatar, Thechemist, I think it's beast cancer.  :eek:
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Re: Wanna type on boobs?
« Reply #11 on: Mon, 17 March 2014, 13:08:03 »
Dang thought it was for a Topre board.

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Re: Wanna type on boobs?
« Reply #12 on: Mon, 17 March 2014, 16:10:10 »
gonna have to downvote this, projecting the keyboard on silicone boobs makes it feel like a cheap rubberdome keybaord.  :))

Well I would be worried if it felt like mx blues!   :D

Was hoping for Topre feel but was really dissapointed  :p

OK, that's not a good sign.

Either your significant other is heavily plasticized...

or she's having breast cancer.

Judging from your avatar, Thechemist, I think it's beast cancer.  :eek:

Don't have a SO anymore  :p



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