How would you clean your crumplers?

[frosty]

Mine is starting to smell like ****.
It's a barney rustle blanket to be exact.

[noisyturtle]

I find a nice bloat-shine adds a bit of fickleness to my crumples talbert. I recommend Maxiness brand bloat-shine for the best results.

[engicoder]

It may be my American ignorance, but I have absolutely no idea what you guys are talking about. 

[JaccoW]

You are not alone. When I hear Crumpler, I think of this.


They make some awesome bags. I think I have 7 bags or so and a couple of wallets.

EDIT: UrbanDictionary is of no use either.

[frosty]

yes it is indeed a messenger bag. anyone has any ideas?

@noisyturtle
im confused

[exitfire401]

Usually, I just put mine in the washing machine and let it air dry.

[platypus]

Polish with sand from a certain island ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[SpAmRaY]

HOW DO I CLEAN MY BAG?

Spot clean exterior stains with lukewarm water and mild soap, then remove any soap residue with a damp cloth. For heavy soiling, lightly wipe with a damp cloth. Always dry in the shade. Never submerge your bag in water, unless you both want to smell mouldy. And don't ever let it be dry cleaned, tumble-dried, ironed, treated with harsh chemicals and detergents or scrubbed like a hospital floor. Doing so will trash the protective coating on its fabric – or worse.

[JaccoW]

yes it is indeed a messenger bag. anyone has any ideas?

@noisyturtle
im confused

What SpAmRaY said. But if it stinks > LFGSS.com
- Washing machine
- Low temp
- Inside a bag or pillow case
- Zippers closed
- Low spin
- Maybe use one of those sports soaps if it really stinks

[frosty]

aye thanks everyone!