I had another keyboard dream last night.
It was an ultra rare BS keyboard with some light blue keycaps (arrows, Enter) and everyone here was like "I want that".
The seller was only a couple of blocks from me, so I went and picked it up, brought it back, plugged it in, and start using it.
Then I was typing posts on here replying to the discussions about the keyboard actually using the keyboard!
The weird thing about it was that the function keys were below the space bar, and the arrow keys were lower down too.