Author Topic: Do you use your phone in the bathroom? (Read 3056 times)

Novus · « **on:** Thu, 26 February 2015, 16:15:42 »

Do you use your phone In the bathroom?
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Melvang · « **Reply #1 on:** Thu, 26 February 2015, 16:18:39 »

Quote from: the1onewolf on Thu, 26 February 2015, 16:15:42

Do you use your phone In the bathroom?
Remember geekhack is a judgement free zone. Keep your opinions to yourself.

More often then not using the phone in the bathroom.

Lanx · « **Reply #2 on:** Thu, 26 February 2015, 16:42:55 »

Bathroom has old iphone 4 hooked up to bluetooth speaker. But usually bring ipad in always

Joey Quinn · « **Reply #3 on:** Thu, 26 February 2015, 16:47:34 »

Yep, pretty much 100% of the time.

jdcarpe · « **Reply #4 on:** Thu, 26 February 2015, 16:56:20 »

The bathroom is my only privacy at home. Of course the phone or iPad comes with me.

hwood34 · « **Reply #5 on:** Thu, 26 February 2015, 16:58:46 »

What would one do without some form of pooping technology? If I'm at home, it gets upgraded to the tablet

exitfire401 · « **Reply #6 on:** Thu, 26 February 2015, 16:59:37 »

99% of my important conversations occur while pooping. If not talking, then usually on reddit on my phone.

Zapheo · « **Reply #7 on:** Thu, 26 February 2015, 17:03:33 »

100% of the time.

paicrai · « **Reply #8 on:** Thu, 26 February 2015, 17:11:38 »

Quote from: exitfire401 on Thu, 26 February 2015, 16:59:37

reddit

explains a lot

exitfire401 · « **Reply #9 on:** Thu, 26 February 2015, 17:12:19 »

Quote from: paicrai on Thu, 26 February 2015, 17:11:38

Quote from: exitfire401 on Thu, 26 February 2015, 16:59:37
reddit
explains a lot

Nothing better to do.

noisyturtle · « **Reply #10 on:** Thu, 26 February 2015, 17:28:11 »

I can't poop and talk to people. My poop gets scared and doesn't want to come out. It won't even come out and play if there are other people in the bathroom. Sometimes I will be mid-plop and someone will walk into a public restroom and my poo will hang onto my sphincter like Cliffhanger. Clinging to my anus for dear life until they finish and leave, then it drops into the pool followed by whatever avalanche had been backing up at that point.

Nai_Calus · « **Reply #11 on:** Thu, 26 February 2015, 17:47:00 »

Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 26 February 2015, 17:28:11

I can't poop and talk to people. My poop gets scared and doesn't want to come out. It won't even come out and play if there are other people in the bathroom. Sometimes I will be mid-plop and someone will walk into a public restroom and my poo will hang onto my sphincter like Cliffhanger. Clinging to my anus for dear life until they finish and leave, then it drops into the pool followed by whatever avalanche had been backing up at that point.

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Wait, this thread implies that there are people who don't use their phone in the bathroom?

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #12 on:** Thu, 26 February 2015, 17:50:18 »

FreeCopy · « **Reply #13 on:** Thu, 26 February 2015, 17:52:52 »

Just got home from work. On it right now.

demik · « **Reply #14 on:** Thu, 26 February 2015, 19:16:46 »

either phone or kindle on the throne

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #15 on:** Thu, 26 February 2015, 19:29:35 »

My phone has replaced magazines.

Findecanor · « **Reply #16 on:** Fri, 27 February 2015, 06:59:47 »

Quote from: the1onewolf on Thu, 26 February 2015, 16:15:42

Do you use your phone In the bathroom?

No, I have no phone jack there.

vivalarevolución · « **Reply #17 on:** Fri, 27 February 2015, 08:20:05 »

I think the phone in the bathroom at work is one the unspoken secret habits of the modern workplace.

inanis · « **Reply #18 on:** Fri, 27 February 2015, 08:41:32 »

Quote from: prdlm2009 on Fri, 27 February 2015, 08:20:05

I think the phone in the bathroom at work is one the unspoken secret habits of the modern workplace.

This ^

I have a co-worker that takes a minimum of 45 minute bathroom breaks. Drives us all crazy. Keep it reasonably short and everyone will allow it to go gleefully unnoticed.

azhdar · « **Reply #19 on:** Fri, 27 February 2015, 08:47:31 »

What make you stay so long in the bathroom, the distraction or the pooping part of it?

Use phone if I have to send text, otherwise never.

vivalarevolución · « **Reply #20 on:** Fri, 27 February 2015, 10:04:28 »

Quote from: azhdar on Fri, 27 February 2015, 08:47:31

What make you stay so long in the bathroom, the distraction or the pooping part of it?

Use phone if I have to send text, otherwise never.

You can waste time in there avoiding actually having to do work.

Novus · « **Reply #21 on:** Fri, 27 February 2015, 16:22:24 »

Getting paid while you take a dump is the best feeling in the world.

fanpeople · « **Reply #22 on:** Fri, 27 February 2015, 16:26:53 »

Quote from: the1onewolf on Fri, 27 February 2015, 16:22:24

Getting paid while you take a dump is the best feeling in the world.

^seconded, I use a coffee regimen so that the majority of time in the little girls room occurs during work hours. It is only Saturday and Sunday where I have waste my own time.

st0rm · « **Reply #23 on:** Fri, 27 February 2015, 17:52:05 »

90% of the time browsing geekhack is also spent taking a dump.

C5Allroad · « **Reply #24 on:** Fri, 27 February 2015, 21:49:14 »

Quote from: st0rm on Fri, 27 February 2015, 17:52:05

90% of the time browsing geekhack is also spent taking a dump.

I think the phone takes more time up than the act of sitting on the throne. Like right now.

Rotaku · « **Reply #25 on:** Fri, 27 February 2015, 21:53:57 »

Anyone who says they haven't been on their phone in the toilet is an absolute liar

Synjin · « **Reply #26 on:** Fri, 27 February 2015, 22:15:48 »

Yes I do because I normally take my time in the bathroom. If you place a layer of toilet paper on the toilet, it keeps the water from splashing your ass.

st0rm · « **Reply #27 on:** Sat, 28 February 2015, 22:15:52 »

Quote from: Synjin on Fri, 27 February 2015, 22:15:48

Yes I do because I normally take my time in the bathroom. If you place a layer of toilet paper on the toilet, it keeps the water from splashing your ass.

thats like, such a waste of toilet paper tho

nubbinator · « **Reply #28 on:** Sat, 28 February 2015, 22:17:12 »

Where else would I take my nude selfies?

Synjin · « **Reply #29 on:** Sat, 28 February 2015, 22:18:15 »

You would rather save some TP instead of your ass?

fanpeople · « **Reply #30 on:** Sat, 28 February 2015, 22:42:54 »

Quote from: Synjin on Sat, 28 February 2015, 22:18:15

You would rather save some TP instead of your ass?

I got to say, I do the paper liner thing also. It doesn't take much to stop the splash.

Synjin · « **Reply #31 on:** Sat, 28 February 2015, 22:50:06 »

Just a thin layer.

Novus · « **Reply #32 on:** Sat, 28 February 2015, 23:05:48 »

Quote from: nubbinator on Sat, 28 February 2015, 22:17:12

Where else would I take my nude selfies?

In public.

intelli78 · « **Reply #33 on:** Sat, 28 February 2015, 23:21:55 »

Quote from: the1onewolf on Sat, 28 February 2015, 23:05:48

Quote from: nubbinator on Sat, 28 February 2015, 22:17:12
Where else would I take my nude selfies?

In public.

LuLz

I also do this. It's no problem as long as you maintain the correct order of operations w/r/t touching your phone and butt.

GenKaan · « **Reply #34 on:** Mon, 02 March 2015, 10:03:08 »

Only when Im taking a **** at work, at home I got better things to do than linger in the bathroom

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Author Topic: Do you use your phone in the bathroom? (Read 3056 times)