Author Topic: When I can't find something on Taobao.... (Read 3213 times)

bueller · « **Reply #1 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:39:53 »

What I do is go to Google Translate and convert my search phrase into simplified chinese. Seems to work much better that way.

VesperSAINT · « **Reply #2 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:39:56 »

Sifo's engrish is 2 stronk 4 u, son.

beehatch · « **Reply #3 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:40:38 »

see I often use taobao services to find monster sized condoms for demik

believe it or not, I never have to simplify my search terms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

meiosis · « **Reply #4 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:41:42 »

Stop trying to buy romer-g switches

VesperSAINT · « **Reply #5 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:42:15 »

demik · « **Reply #6 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:43:40 »

Quote from: VesperSAINT on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:42:15

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that's how i start my dates with bee

VesperSAINT · « **Reply #7 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:45:02 »

Quote from: demik on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:43:40

Quote from: VesperSAINT on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:42:15
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that's how i start my dates with bee

except with taco bell

taco bell is ma fetish... dammit, now i want taco bell.

beehatch · « **Reply #8 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:48:58 »

Quote from: demik on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:43:40

Quote from: VesperSAINT on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:42:15
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that's how i start my dates with bee

too good to break out the candles for our dates I see?

JUST BURRITOS AND CONDOMS

AM I NOT GOOD ENUF ANYMORE

hwood34 · « **Reply #9 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:53:32 »

Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:40:38

see I often use taobao services to find monster sized condoms for demik

believe it or not, I never have to simplify my search terms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What the ****

clacktalk · « **Reply #10 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:55:10 »

Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:40:38

see I often use taobao services to find monster sized condoms for demik

believe it or not, I never have to simplify my search terms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

samesies

demik · « **Reply #11 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:56:35 »

Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:48:58

Quote from: demik on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:43:40
Quote from: VesperSAINT on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:42:15
Show Image

that's how i start my dates with bee

too good to break out the candles for our dates I see?

JUST BURRITOS AND CONDOMS

AM I NOT GOOD ENUF ANYMORE

gotta lure you in with the sauce. **** flower petals. taco bell hot sauce all over the floor is way classier

Air tree · « **Reply #12 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:57:15 »

Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:53:32

Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:40:38
see I often use taobao services to find monster sized condoms for demik

believe it or not, I never have to simplify my search terms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What the ****

I wonder how long the demik banging will last...One can only 'handle' ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) demik for so long...

tjcaustin · « **Reply #13 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:57:54 »

Quote from: demik on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:56:35

Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:48:58
Quote from: demik on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:43:40
Quote from: VesperSAINT on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:42:15
Show Image

that's how i start my dates with bee

too good to break out the candles for our dates I see?

JUST BURRITOS AND CONDOMS

AM I NOT GOOD ENUF ANYMORE

gotta lure you in with the sauce. **** flower petals. taco bell hot sauce all over the floor is way classier

"hot sauce"

hwood34 · « **Reply #14 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:58:03 »

Quote from: Air tree on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:57:15

Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:53:32
Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:40:38
see I often use taobao services to find monster sized condoms for demik

believe it or not, I never have to simplify my search terms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What the ****
I wonder how long the demik banging will last...One can only 'handle' ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) demik for so long...

Alright so can all you guys just **** already.

But like somewhere else

demik · « **Reply #15 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:58:39 »

Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:58:03

Quote from: Air tree on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:57:15
Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:53:32
Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:40:38
see I often use taobao services to find monster sized condoms for demik

believe it or not, I never have to simplify my search terms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What the ****
I wonder how long the demik banging will last...One can only 'handle' ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) demik for so long...
Alright so can all you guys just **** already.

But like somewhere else

oh hi hcrai

beehatch · « **Reply #16 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:59:51 »

Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:58:03

Quote from: Air tree on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:57:15
Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:53:32
Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:40:38
see I often use taobao services to find monster sized condoms for demik

believe it or not, I never have to simplify my search terms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What the ****
I wonder how long the demik banging will last...One can only 'handle' ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) demik for so long...
Alright so can all you guys just **** already.

But like somewhere else

nope, we're gonna do it right here. right now.

demik · « **Reply #17 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:00:17 »

implying we ever stopped

hwood34 · « **Reply #18 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:00:56 »

Just when I thought it couldn't get worse

beehatch · « **Reply #19 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:00:56 »

Quote from: demik on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:00:17

implying we ever stopped

we **** beyond time and space

Michael · « **Reply #20 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:02:00 »

Zzzzzz

Air tree · « **Reply #21 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:02:12 »

Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:59:51

Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:58:03
Quote from: Air tree on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:57:15
Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:53:32
Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:40:38
see I often use taobao services to find monster sized condoms for demik

believe it or not, I never have to simplify my search terms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What the ****
I wonder how long the demik banging will last...One can only 'handle' ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) demik for so long...
Alright so can all you guys just **** already.

But like somewhere else

nope, we're gonna do it right here. right now.

get Hauff to record this, while crying silently planning his revenge on demik for stealing his girl, yo.

hwood34 · « **Reply #22 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:04:19 »

**** bee if this is how you like to get your attention fix you do you I guess

beehatch · « **Reply #23 on:** Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:05:43 »

Quote from: Air tree on Mon, 03 August 2015, 23:02:12

Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:59:51
Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:58:03
Quote from: Air tree on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:57:15
Quote from: hwood34 on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:53:32
Quote from: beehatch on Mon, 03 August 2015, 22:40:38
see I often use taobao services to find monster sized condoms for demik

believe it or not, I never have to simplify my search terms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What the ****
I wonder how long the demik banging will last...One can only 'handle' ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) demik for so long...
Alright so can all you guys just **** already.

But like somewhere else

nope, we're gonna do it right here. right now.
get Hauff to record this, while crying silently planning his revenge on demik for stealing his girl, yo.