Ah, the 71G'... lol
Moral of the story - search model numbers before you buy. If you had put that model number in the Geekhack search, or even went into the IBM Wiki and Ctrl-F with it, stuff like this could be avoided.
The other one to be avoided is the Unicomp 96U1114. People think they're getting a cheap M5-2, in fact, they're getting a rubber dome board.