I'd like to be asexual... life would be alot ****ing easier
No, if you're asexual, it would make life no ****ing easier. Only if you were bisexual/pansexual would it make life ****ing easier.
why?
It was a pun. If you're asexual there would be no ****ing at all, hence it would make your life literally no ****ing easier. On the other hand, if you were bisexual or pansexual, you would have many more sexual options, thus making ****ing easier.
Jokes aren't as funny when people don't get them and you have to explain them. Oh well.