Autohotkey it is! Thanks guys ahah.
EDIT: Wait, doesn't AutoHotKey just run a script and have to remain on?
EDIT 2: I got it. I am using KeyTweaks which is really intuitive. It allows you to press the key strokes, assign a command like Volume Up and edits the registry for you. The keyboard doesn't read FN-Delete as a key so I just made it F11 and F12.