Right now I want a Ducky Shine 4 with MX Browns. Dat red/blue lighting and the crazy effects. ...I don't even ever look at my keyboard when I type. But I know me, and I'll end up spending hours distracted by it because ooh, pretty lights.
I also need to get a soldering iron and some desoldering stuff so I can try to fix the sticking switches on the old Kinesis Essential I've got. Pesky plate mounting means I can't just pry off the tops and clean or replace springs/plungers. That should be nicely terrifying since I have no depth perception, no soldering experience, and the PCB is curved.
I also want a Planck. It's so tiny and cute.
Not a physical thing, but I'm currently trying to learn the Workman layout. I figure I'm too proficient in Qwerty to ever unlearn my improper technique with it. My speed is terrible, but I am managing proper technique.