Once upon a time there posted in a certain forum a little girl, the nerdiest geekette who was ever seen. Her mother was excessively fond of her; and her grandmother doted on her still more. This good woman had a little red wrist rest made for her. It suited the girl's themed keyboard so extremely well that everybody called her Little Red Wrist Rest.
One day her mother, having made some memes, said to her, "Go, my dear, and see how your grandmother is doing, for I hear she has lost her internet connection. Take her a meme on this USB stick, and this little collection of cat GIFs."
Little Red Wrist Rest set out immediately to go to her grandmother, who posted in another forum.
As she was going through the dilapidated post-modern industrial area, she met with a scammer, who had a very great mind to trick her into submitting to a Nigerian scam, but he dared not, because of some hipsters skulking around nearby in the post-modern industrial area. He asked her where she was going. The poor child, who did not know that it was dangerous to reply to a scammer, said to him, "I am going to see my grandmother and carry her a meme and a few cat GIFs on this USB stick from my mother."
"Does she live far off?" said the scammer.
"Oh I say," answered Little Red Wrist Rest; "it is beyond that old warehouse converted into a set of apartments you see there, at the first house in the next street."
"Well," said the scammer, "and I'll go and see her too. I'll go this way and go you that, and we shall see who will be there first."
The scammer ran as fast as he could, taking the shortest path, and the little girl took a roundabout way, entertaining herself by gathering Doge pictures, running after conspiracy theories, and gathering bouquets of little lolcats. It was not long before the scammer arrived at the old woman's house. He knocked at the door: tap, tap.
"Who's there?"
"Your grandchild, Little Red Wrist Rest," replied the scammer, counterfeiting her voice; "who has brought you a meme and a few cat GIFs sent you by mother."
The good grandmother, who was in offline, because her server wasn't patched, cried out, "Use this custom port, and you can login to my server."
The scammer used the custom port, logged into the server, and then he immediately spammed her mailbox and sent the good woman off to Nigeria, for it been more than three days since he had successfully scammed someone. He then closed the port and got into the grandmother's online persona, expecting Little Red Wrist Rest, who came some time afterwards and knocked at the door: tap, tap.
"Who's there?"
Little Red Wrist Rest, hearing the big voice of the scammer, was at first afraid; but believing her grandmother had a cold and was hoarse, answered, "It is your grandchild Little Red Wrist Rest, who has brought you a meme and a few cat GIFs mother sends you."
The scammer cried out to her, softening his voice as much as he could, "Use this custom port, and you can login to my server."
Little Red Wrist Rest used the custom port, and logged into the server.
The scammer, seeing her come in, said to her, hiding himself under the table, "Put the USB stick with the meme and the cat GIFs into the laptop upon the desk, and come get under the desk with me where I'm fixing this network cable."
Little Red Wrist Rest took off the keyboard roof and logged into the forum. She was greatly amazed to see how her grandmother looked under the table, and said to her, "Grandmother, what big arms you have!"
"All the better to press tactile grey switches with, my dear."
"Grandmother, what big avatars you have!"
"All the better to include hidden details in, my child."
"Grandmother, what big ears you have!"
"All the better to hear the keyboard feedback with, my child."
"Grandmother, what big eyes you have!"
"All the better to see the keys with in this semi-dark non-backlit environment, my child."
"Grandmother, what big keycaps you have got!"
"SA profile are great, aren't they!"
And, saying these words, this wicked scammer came out from under the desk, and sent Little Red Wrist Rest off to Nigeria, where she met her grandmother and they started an online community to enlighten the masses to the dangers or online Nigerian email scams.
