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[WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS (April Fools)
« on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 09:01:45 »
I've had this piece of trash keycap for almost a year now, so it's time to move on.  I don't care what you give me for it, I just want something else.  Who uses those old buckling spring keyboards anymore anyway?  This cap is worthless..

I'm not interested in reading PMs, so do not PM me.  Send your trade offers by mail or carrier pigeon or whatever, I don't care.

Just look at it.  It's so dumb.

Enviro BS by HoffmanMyster, on Flickr

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(no one else could make such an ugly, smug, skele-face look so nice)
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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #1 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 09:02:58 »
Will you accept an offer by fax?

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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #2 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 09:02:58 »
Pony Express sent.

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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #3 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 09:04:07 »
Hi, I also have a Enviro BS for trade. Would you like to trade trash for trash?

I can be contacted by pager and fax as well as carrier pigeon, Pony Express, and snail mail. And not that USPS ****. I mean a letter strapped to a snail.

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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #4 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 09:07:06 »
That's some mighty fine trash.

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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #5 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 09:10:27 »
Would you trade me for those pellets in the second picture?

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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #6 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 09:11:08 »
worse april fools prank ever  :'(
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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #7 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 09:12:17 »
worse april fools prank ever  :'(

WORSE THAN WHAT?!?!?!?

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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #8 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 09:12:51 »
Do you accept nudes for trade?
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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #9 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 09:14:06 »
Sorry dude you'd have to pay me to even look at that thing. GLWS.

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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #10 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 09:15:16 »
Would you trade me for those pellets in the second picture?

I give you my resin pellets and you give me what?  Your stupid ClipClark?  That resin could become anything, it has unlimited potential; your FlickFlart, on the other hand, has already been destined to a life of worthlessness.

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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #11 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 09:16:18 »
Um....I heard someone is trading their kidney? Maybe we could do a 3 way trade? Pellets -> Clark Clarks -> Kidney. Are you an A+ blood type by chance?

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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #12 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 09:17:47 »
Maybe we could do a 3 way

Sorry, I stopped reading.

I'm interested.

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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #13 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 09:21:54 »
I'll give you $1 + that aforementioned 3 way
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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #14 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 09:22:34 »
Maybe we could do a 3 way

Sorry, I stopped reading.

I'm interested.
Go on....

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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #15 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 09:30:47 »
Pffft dude I already got like 11 of these. I don't have a BS board, so right now I'm using them under the feet of my table to make it level.
I'm back.

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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #16 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 09:36:30 »
i will trade your records 4 this
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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #17 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 10:12:05 »
My 420DGE is on its way to you.
People in the 1980s, in general, were clearly just better than we are now in every measurable way.

The dumber the reason the more it must be done

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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #19 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 13:48:01 »
tfw mods delete your thread but can have their own :confused:
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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #20 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 13:59:52 »
tfw mods delete your thread but can have their own :confused:

The difference being that Hoff actually has a BS enviro.
People in the 1980s, in general, were clearly just better than we are now in every measurable way.

The dumber the reason the more it must be done

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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #21 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 14:01:05 »
tfw mods delete your thread but can have their own :confused:

The difference being that Hoff actually has a BS enviro.

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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #22 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 14:01:45 »
tfw mods delete your thread but can have their own :confused:

The difference being that Hoff actually has a BS enviro.
Oh cool so he's actually taking offers on it
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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #23 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 15:11:41 »
tfw mods delete your thread but can have their own :confused:

TIL CPTBadAss and TacticleStache are mods.

I just hope they are more merciful than CLiB.   :confused:

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Re: [WTT] ClickClack Enviro BS
« Reply #24 on: Wed, 01 April 2015, 15:42:08 »
-10/10 would not fall for it