Well, well, I found one for $15 in all its awkward layout, clicky ALPS goodness. In my amateur observation these keys were designed to be as close to the IBM buckling-spring feel in a much lower profile and quieter mechanism. My Cherry boards click much sooner than these do (also explains why I passed up boxes of them, too, at the computer recycler stores).
The layout is precisely why I preferred the Minitouch Plus instead of the original Minitouch where I also passed up crates of new ones...
Can someone explain to me what the RJ-45 port is for on the Minitouch? Just wondering, thanks.