I'm wondering. I have this old double-shot ergonomic thing from a thrift store with the fake white Alps and I like it, but it's got the smooth polished key shine going on in a bad way. Besides some lateral wobble on the keys (unlike the M line which I mostly use) it's got a nice feel and a tastey snap, so I'd like to keep on hacking on it.
Is there a geekhack trick for removing the shine? My best guess would be taking some very fine sandpaper (like 2000 grit or whatnot) and sanding all the keys down until they're consistent, but I'm concerned it would just wreck them.
Goofy question?