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Offline wellington1869

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how does your keyboard go?
« on: Sun, 27 June 2010, 00:11:31 »
my ms desktop 7000 goes:

"swip swip swip swip KACHUNK [spacebar] swip swip swip swip"

"Blah blah blah grade school blah blah blah IBM PS/2s blah blah blah I like Model Ms." -- Kishy

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Offline trievalot

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« Reply #1 on: Sun, 27 June 2010, 00:26:09 »
Cherry Red - (shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) - unless wife using it. THOCK THOCK THOCK THOCK THOCK THOCK THOCK THOCK

Model F - BASH CRASH BANG **OMG THE END IS NEIGH** CLACK BANG (neighbours evacuate the area) BANG BOOM
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Offline Brodie337

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« Reply #2 on: Sun, 27 June 2010, 00:51:48 »
SIIG Minitouch in the Law Library... WWIII

Edit:

To elaborate...

The still morning air is shattered by the staccato chatter of the machine gun letter keys, punctuated by the muffled boom and thump of the spacebar.

As for the Filco, its more a muted tapping, and any bottoming out is handled by some ghetto rubber dampening at the bottom of the stroke.
« Last Edit: Sun, 27 June 2010, 01:02:22 by Brodie337 »

Offline Infinite north

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« Reply #3 on: Sun, 27 June 2010, 01:06:41 »
None of my keyboards go anywhere.

Offline gr1m

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« Reply #4 on: Sun, 27 June 2010, 01:36:10 »
My keyboard:

wobble wobble wobble squish squish thunk squish wobble (jello rubber-dome)

Offline williamjoseph

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« Reply #5 on: Sun, 27 June 2010, 01:41:43 »
CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK!  "dirty four letter word there......"  Unicomp Customizer On The Ball

Offline Rajagra

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« Reply #6 on: Sun, 27 June 2010, 01:46:15 »
My Realforce goes Bom Chicka Wah Wah!!

And that's before I even touch it.


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« Reply #7 on: Mon, 28 June 2010, 15:06:43 »
Mine goes click click click click.
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Offline itlnstln

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« Reply #8 on: Mon, 28 June 2010, 15:38:23 »
Mine goes, "Stop being a dork, and talk to some women, goddammit."  Then I cry a little.


Offline wellington1869

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« Reply #9 on: Mon, 28 June 2010, 17:21:59 »
lol

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Offline randku

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« Reply #10 on: Mon, 28 June 2010, 23:51:28 »
Mine goes chicka chicka chicka THWAK chicka chicka chicka chicka THWACK

Offline Pixel_Outlaw

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« Reply #11 on: Tue, 29 June 2010, 00:30:42 »
With forceful press of every key,
the men all worship upon bent knee.

Hear the thunder, feel the spring,
my board doth trump most everything!

Joyous click from every whim,
Founded firmly in IBM!

A man! A board with springs he carries!
Any dog can poop brown cherries.
« Last Edit: Tue, 29 June 2010, 00:33:39 by Pixel_Outlaw »
Brown and black are the colors of cowardice. May my springs shake the heavens!

Offline wellington1869

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« Reply #12 on: Tue, 29 June 2010, 00:39:48 »
Quote from: Pixel_Outlaw;197453
With forceful press of every key,
the men all worship upon bent knee.

Hear the thunder, feel the spring,
my board doth trump most everything!

Joyous click from every whim,
Founded firmly in IBM!

A man! A board with springs he carries!
Any dog can poop brown cherries.


Wow. You are GH's poet laureate for the week.
Nicely done.

"Blah blah blah grade school blah blah blah IBM PS/2s blah blah blah I like Model Ms." -- Kishy

using: ms 7000/Das 3

Offline Morning Song

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« Reply #13 on: Tue, 29 June 2010, 05:51:21 »
Mine sounds roughly like PHN GLUI MGWL NAFH IBM ARMONK WGAH NAGL F TAGHN
Clicky keyboards and big trackballs forever!

Keyboards:
Buckling Spring: IBM Model M 1391401, Unicomp Customizer 104, PS/2 modded IBM Model F Terminal 6110668 (current favorite)
Cherry: Filco Majestouch 105 Blue NKRO w/ doubleshots
ALPS: Dell AT101W Black SNAFU (Silent No-longer; All Fukka\'d Up), Siig Minitouch KB1948 Geek Hack Spacesaver edition, Focus FK-2001 w/ WinKeys+XM Alps
Rubber Dome: Belkin F8E887-BLK, Silitek SK-6000, Logitech Internet Navigator Keyboard

Works in Progress:
Prism ATX N9 Keyboard w/ Fukkas (Clickleaf Donor), Cherry G80-8113HRBUS-2/02 Brown NKRO, Cherry G81-7000HPCUS-2/02 (Doubleshot donors), Unicomp Customizer 101 (Springs donor, needs boltmod)

Pointing Devices:
Kensington Expert Mouse 7, Wacom Intuos3 6x8 w/ classic pen

Looking to buy/trade for:Dolch Cherry keycaps, Northgate Omnikey (With Fkeys on top, or both top & left), IBM Model F AT

Offline itlnstln

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« Reply #14 on: Tue, 29 June 2010, 06:47:09 »
It sounds more like you are smothering your SO with a pillow.


Offline itlnstln

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« Reply #15 on: Tue, 29 June 2010, 08:56:14 »
Hey, I can see Flikr pics this morning.  Somebody forgot to turn on the firewall.

I'm apparently typing on dog **** today.


Offline wellington1869

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« Reply #16 on: Sat, 03 July 2010, 02:26:41 »
click click click CLACK click click click CLACK
---Das S Professional

Ker-Plunk!!!
---my ass falling off the wagon

"Blah blah blah grade school blah blah blah IBM PS/2s blah blah blah I like Model Ms." -- Kishy

using: ms 7000/Das 3


Offline JBert

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« Reply #18 on: Sun, 04 July 2010, 08:45:16 »
What? I can't hear it due to all the noise from my model F.
IBM Model F XT + Soarer's USB Converter || Cherry G80-3000/Clears

The storage list:
IBM Model F AT || Cherry G80-3000/Blues || Compaq MX11800 (Cherry brown, bizarre layout) || IBM KB-8923 (model M-style RD) || G81-3010 Hxx || BTC 5100C || G81-3000 Sxx || Atari keyboard (?)


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Offline wellington1869

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« Reply #19 on: Sun, 04 July 2010, 16:04:16 »

"Blah blah blah grade school blah blah blah IBM PS/2s blah blah blah I like Model Ms." -- Kishy

using: ms 7000/Das 3

Offline timw4mail

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« Reply #20 on: Tue, 13 July 2010, 14:09:12 »
My Model F goes:

CLUNK PING CLUNK PING

Or something similar.
Buckling Springs IBM Model F AT, New Model F 77, Unicomp New Model M
Clicky iOne Scorpius M10, OCN-branded Ducky DK-9008-C, Blackmore Nocturna, Redragon Kumara K552-1, Qtronix Scorpius Keypad, Chicony KB-5181(Monterey)
Tactile Apple AEKII (Cream damped ALPS), Filco FKBN91M/JB (Japanese Tenkeyless), Cherry G84-5200, Cherry G84-4100LPAUS, Datalux Spacesaver(Cherry ML), Redragon Devarajas K556 RGB, Newmen GM711, Poker II (Cherry MX Clear), Logitech G910 Orion Spark, Logitech K840
Linear Lenovo Y (Gateron Red), Aluminum kiosk keyboard (Cherry MX Black)

Offline wellington1869

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« Reply #21 on: Tue, 13 July 2010, 14:12:07 »
Quote from: timw4mail;202291
My Model F goes:

CLUNK PING CLUNK PING

Or something similar.


Tim!!! we missed you! Seriously, check out the old religion thread. we need you there.
Good to see you back bro.

"Blah blah blah grade school blah blah blah IBM PS/2s blah blah blah I like Model Ms." -- Kishy

using: ms 7000/Das 3

Offline Phaedrus2129

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« Reply #22 on: Tue, 13 July 2010, 17:11:16 »
G80-8200:
da-dadada-tap-da-taptaptap-da-da-da-tap-da-tap

IBM:
CLACK CLACK CLACK POING CLACK POING CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK BASH BASH BASHPOING CLACK CLACK CLACK
Daily Driver: Noppoo Choc Mini
Currently own: IBM Model M 1391401 1988,  XArmor U9 prototype
Previously owned: Ricercar SPOS, IBM M13 92G7461 1994, XArmor U9BL, XArmor U9W prototype, Cherry G80-8200LPDUS, Cherry G84-4100, Compaq MX-11800, Chicony KB-5181 (SMK Monterey), Reveal KB-7061, Cirque Wave Keyboard (ergonomic rubber domes), NMB RT101 (rubber dome), Dell AT101W

Offline EverythingIBM

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« Reply #23 on: Wed, 14 July 2010, 01:20:51 »
My KB-8923 goes CLACK RIP RIP RIPSTER CLACK CLACK RIP RIP RIPSTER.

And... the apple chiclet keyboards go: ch ch ch ch_123, ch ch ch ch_123.
Keyboards: '86 M, M5-2, M13, SSK, F AT, F XT

Offline itlnstln

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« Reply #24 on: Wed, 14 July 2010, 06:55:49 »
I feel like I'm reading a children's book here.


Offline gr1m

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« Reply #25 on: Wed, 14 July 2010, 07:59:20 »
Swish-thunk, swish-thunk, swish-thunk, swish-SLAM. Cherry Blacks, Steelseries 6Gv2.

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« Reply #26 on: Wed, 14 July 2010, 08:13:17 »
Quote from: itlnstln;202522
I feel like I'm reading a children's book here.

Clearly you haven't watched enough anime to appreciate the art of onomatopoeia.
Buckling Springs IBM Model F AT, New Model F 77, Unicomp New Model M
Clicky iOne Scorpius M10, OCN-branded Ducky DK-9008-C, Blackmore Nocturna, Redragon Kumara K552-1, Qtronix Scorpius Keypad, Chicony KB-5181(Monterey)
Tactile Apple AEKII (Cream damped ALPS), Filco FKBN91M/JB (Japanese Tenkeyless), Cherry G84-5200, Cherry G84-4100LPAUS, Datalux Spacesaver(Cherry ML), Redragon Devarajas K556 RGB, Newmen GM711, Poker II (Cherry MX Clear), Logitech G910 Orion Spark, Logitech K840
Linear Lenovo Y (Gateron Red), Aluminum kiosk keyboard (Cherry MX Black)

Offline wellington1869

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« Reply #27 on: Wed, 14 July 2010, 10:41:32 »
Quote from: Rajagra;196862
My Realforce goes Bom Chicka Wah Wah!!

And that's before I even touch it.



i think raj's sounds sexiest.

"Blah blah blah grade school blah blah blah IBM PS/2s blah blah blah I like Model Ms." -- Kishy

using: ms 7000/Das 3

Offline JBert

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« Reply #28 on: Thu, 15 July 2010, 14:06:48 »
Quote from: itlnstln;202522
I feel like I'm reading a children's book here.
I on the other hand find this Sesame Street thread quite refreshing.
IBM Model F XT + Soarer's USB Converter || Cherry G80-3000/Clears

The storage list:
IBM Model F AT || Cherry G80-3000/Blues || Compaq MX11800 (Cherry brown, bizarre layout) || IBM KB-8923 (model M-style RD) || G81-3010 Hxx || BTC 5100C || G81-3000 Sxx || Atari keyboard (?)


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Disclaimer: we don\'t help you save money on [strike]keyboards[/strike] hardware, rather we make you feel less bad about your expense.
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